Chapter 22 The princess is a joker
Xu Qilin was a little uncomfortable when he was stared at this, but he was not in the mood to tell any story. He had a sudden inspiration and said to Xiao Gongju with a smile: "I'm telling a joke, I'm a verbal slut, and I smiled at His Royal Highness."
"Okay, okay!" Little Little Little Little clapped his hands and smiled to express his welcome.
Xu Qilin coughed dryly, cleared his throat, and said, "Spend two hundred yuan to buy a pig, squeaker, drink water, squeaker and eat beans, and throw it out from the wall. Guess what?"
Little Shizi blinked and asked foolishly: "What's wrong with the little pig?"
Xu Qilin laughed and said to Xiao Yizi seriously: "Little pig--it's dead!"
Ah? Little Shizi was stunned. She drank water and ate beans. She was dead?
Hahaha, Xu Qilin couldn't help it anymore and laughed while covering her stomach.
Little Rice's cute expression slowly changed, her mouth bent upwards, and she smiled, and then she laughed loudly, kicking her calves while laughing.
Li Zhi also smiled happily, pointing at Xu Qilin while laughing and said intermittently: "Xiaolang, you, you, you, you are so humorous."
After laughing for a while, several people barely stopped. Little Shizi smiled and said with a crisp voice: "I learned it. Listen. Spend two hundred yuan to buy a pig, squeaker, squeaker, squeaker, squeaker and squeaker, squeaker and squeaker tomatoes... It's dead! Haha, it's so funny, so funny."
Xu Qilin stretched out his thumb and praised: "Your Highness the Princess said it very well, and it is not bad at all."
"I will tell my father later and ask him what happened to the piglet." Little Shizi said happily: "I will definitely make my father laugh happily."
Xu Qilin nodded repeatedly and thought to himself: Among the princesses of the Tang Dynasty, you must be the best jokes.
Li Zhi took the water from the palace servant and drank two sips, pointed to the sand table and said to Xu Qilin, "Xu Xiaolang, you are also idle. How can we practice on the sand table?"
Practice and arrange troops and military operations? Xu Qilin rolled his eyes secretly. There were too many famous generals in the Tang Dynasty, so we still need to command blindly?
Before he could refuse, Li Zhi had already walked to the sand table and even reached out to greet him, "Come on, just take it as a fun."
Xu Qilin had no choice but to walk to the sand table, but found that the terrain had changed, which was from the Western Regions, and Gao Chang was even more so.
This was determined to deal with Gao Chang, and Xu Qilin knew it. But he had never played the sand table combat command before, so he looked up at Li Zhi like a consultation.
Li Zhi opened the drawer under the sand table, took out a few small wooden men, and said, "I'll command the Tang army, Xiaolang, you can play Gaochang Ju Wentai!"
The villain is OK! Xu Qilin hesitated for a moment, walked to the sand table on Gaochang, and took out another color of wooden man.
"Are you going to beat Gaochang?" Little Yizi ran over and pulled Xu Qilin's clothes. Her little head had just exposed a little sand table, and she barely saw some, "What's the point of Gaochang? It's so far away!"
Xu Qilin bent down and picked up the young man, and said with a smile: "There are raisins in Gaochang, we will snatch them all for you to eat."
"Snatch them all, eat them hard." Little Shizi giggled, nodded repeatedly, and licked her lips, as if she was really greedy.
Hehe, Li Zhi laughed twice, picked up the little wooden man and placed it in Yumen Pass and Guazhou, and said confidently: "My Tang army is 200,000 here, and we gathered here to attack..."
Xu Qilin curled his lips and said, "How much food and supplies do you need to consume in the 200,000 army every day? The desert of thousands of miles, there is no water and grass in the ground, the cold wind is like a knife, and the hot wind is like burning. How can you cross it?"
Li Zhi blinked and said, "I am a towering Tang Dynasty, how can I not raise the military supplies? Furthermore, you only need to carry the use on the road and cross the Gobi Desert to get the enemy's resources."
Oh, Xu Qilin took two small wooden men and placed them in the zikou, and said, "Gaochang contacted the Turks, gathered troops here, waiting for hard work, and relying on the danger to defend; the Tang army crossed the thousand-mile desert, and was already trapped and exhausted, and the food and supplies were exhausted. Just hold on for a few days, and there was no food or water, and the Tang army was defeated without fighting."
Li Zhi scratched his head and regretted that he was saying too much just now, and that he only led the way to use it to obtain enemy food for his own use. Now he is blocked at the mouth of the ridge and is eager to break through. If he retreats, he will be a thousand miles away. Without food or grass, retreating means that the entire army will be wiped out.
"The raisins can't be grabbed!" Xiao Yizi frowned, not very happy, and swallowed hard.
Xu Qilin smiled and said, "If you can rush, you will definitely rush."
Li Zhi turned his eyes and said, "Let's change, you come to the Tang army, I come to Gaochang."
"Okay!" Xu Qilin moved his position and said to Xiao Yizi with a smile: "Your Highness, please see if the official is here to grab the raisins."
Xu Qilin also placed Mu Rener in Yumen Pass and Guazhou, saying, "Our Tang army has tens of thousands, and then transferred the Turks, Qibu and other troops, with a total of more than 100,000 troops to conquer Gaochang."
Li Zhi smiled and said, "The army of 200,000 thinks it's too much, more than 100,000 troops are enough?"
Xu Qilin raised his chest and raised his head, and said, "My Tang army is mighty and powerful. He can take one as ten, and there is no pressure."
Li Zhi's mouth opened his O-shaped mouth and said to himself: Why didn't I expect this? If I object, wouldn't I belittle my strong army in the Tang Dynasty?
Seeing that Li Zhi didn't say anything, he obviously recognized his fallacies. Xu Qilin was proud and continued: "Before the war, our army conquered camels and horses, built water trucks, and carried portable dry food. After entering the Gobi Desert, he was led by the foreign generals or natives who were familiar with the local terrain and went straight to Jikou."
Li Zhi hurriedly placed the wooden man at the ridge, imitating Xu Qilin's words, waiting for his leisure to work, relying on the danger to hold on, waiting for the Tang army to run out of food and grass.
Xu Qilin, regardless of how well Li Zhi said, directly stood Mu Rener in Jikou and said, "My Tang army is mighty and powerful. He defeated Gaochang's army in one fell swoop and occupied Jikou."
Li Zhi said anxiously: "How is it that easy? Not only Gaochang's army is guarding Jikou, but also Turkic reinforcements!"
Xu Qilin smiled and said, "I forgot to say it just now. The Western Turks heard that our Tang army had tens of thousands of attacks on Gaochang, and they were both terrified and fled thousands of miles away. Only Gaochang was left to fight alone."
Li Zhi's eyes were straight, this was OK. He scared away the enemy with his mouth. Whatever you said was what?
"This, this is too impossible!" Li Zhi protested: "I've been scared away before I even fought. The sand table deduction is not such a rule."
"Our Tang army is mighty and powerful in combat, and one fights is not afraid of fighting a hundred people; even if the Western Turks send reinforcements, it is difficult to protect Gaochang's raisins." Xu Qilin turned to the little princess and asked, "Right, your princess."
Chapter completed!