Chapter 64 Hairy Girl
This is the pioneer of the Huaguoshan era, so bold!
What did he call Queen Mother just now? Mao Niuer? Is he infinite yearning for the immortal platform, and is he rushing to go up and get a knife?
Nezha was obviously a lotus incarnation, but she was shocked by Sun Dakong and sweated all over her head; the beautiful fairies such as Chang'e and Hundred Flowers Fairy had their mouths slightly opened and they could put a duck egg in them!
Zhang Qiao's mouth could see clearly that the "Qiqiao Bird Screen Fan" in Queen Mother's hand that collected the essence of Tianhe, Cangwu's green, and Western golden marrow actually relaxed slightly and almost fell from her hand.
"Mao Niuer, Mao Niuer, he...how did he know I had this name?"
The Queen Mother was in a mess, and the past was happening in front of her. At that time, the world was so high and big, and there were giant pillars connecting the sky. Humans, gods and monsters lived on the earth. They were still in love today, but they were killed tomorrow.
At that time, she was still a young girl, but she loved to clean her clothes very much. She didn't like clothes made of animal skins, but clothes made of linen had very thick holes, and looked like a furry monster.
"You look so cute. I'll call you Mao Niuer in the future?"
The man smiled foolishly and handed her a tortoise shell: "Don't you like poetry? I wrote another poem yesterday."
She still remembered that poem - "There is a girl like a glorious woman, and she is so pity and pity, and she will never stop until the end of the morning and evening."
"This is my biggest secret, how did this monkey know?"
The Queen Mother was in a mess and looked at Sun Dakong, her beautiful eyes were blurred for a moment.
Why is the Queen Mother of Yaochi born so much like a hairy girl?
Sun Dakong was still staring at the Queen Mother, looking unscrupulous.
It really looks like it, the face shape, eyes, nose shape, and especially the black mole hidden deep in the right eyebrow. It is almost 80% similar to his wife Mao Niuer in his previous life!
If the Queen Mother in front of her was not noble, her skin was like a beautiful jade, and her own misty color gave people a confused feeling of being close and far away, Sun Dakong would immediately pounce on him and hug him, and told her loudly: "Wife, I miss you so much!"
"Sun Zhenjun, you are so bold. Could it be that you are crazy and you will speak nonsense? Mom, wait for the child to take him down!"
Nezha was scolding and whispering to Sun Dakong, brother, are you going crazy? Wake up!
Sun Dakong suddenly woke up, and saw that the golden mother of Yaochi was looking at her with a coquettish look on her face, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, "What's wrong with me? It's obviously in the Journey to the West, how could Mao Niuer come here?"
Just as I was thinking about how to get through the tip in front of me, I saw that the Queen Mother had already opened her red lips and said, "Why is Sun Zhenjun rude to me? I am waiting for your explanation..."
Waiting for his explanation? The female fairies on the pedestal all appeared in a strange color. Shouldn’t the Great Heavenly Lord be furious and taken down Sun Zhenjun on the spot? Also, why did the Queen Mother feel dizzy and seemed to be a little embarrassed?
Miao Shan’s pair of starry eyes flashed over Sun Dakong’s face, with a smile in his eyes: “This monkey turns out that it is not only a fate with me in the West, but also a great fate with this Golden Mother of Yaochi. No wonder even the Buddha finds it difficult…”
Sun Dakong calmed down and said, "Golden Mother of the Yaochi, this hairy girl is actually the first-class recitation in heaven and earth. I just saw that the Great Heavenly Master is in the world and is luxurious and graceful. I was moved and couldn't help but blurt out."
Nezha widened his eyes and looked at Sun Dakong. Brother, is this okay?
The female fairies even laughed. Even the old mother Nian Gaodezun of Lishan could not help but look at Sun Dakong up and down. This monkey is so brave. He dares to talk nonsense in front of the Great Heavenly Lord?
The Queen Mother was not angry, but still asked in a nice way: "This is interesting, I would like to hear it carefully."
"When the Great Heavenly Lord, the hair is a small matter, although it is small, it is a fundamental number.
The Great Heavenly Venerable sits high on the Yaochi, which is the foundation of the female immortals in the heavens and the worlds. The heads of hundreds of sources and thousands of rivers can be 'mao'!"
The female fairies looked at each other and were shocked. Is this monkey knowledgeable? Is it quite irrelevant?
The Queen Mother smiled: "It's interesting to explain, so how can I explain it to 'girl'?"
"A girl is ugly, not for despising, but for humble words. What do you think is ugly in the world, the fairy in the heavenly court? It can be seen that her breasts are not wide and her mind is not deep, so it is difficult to ascend to the throne and not to be a root cause.
Today, the Great Heavenly Lord is the foundation of the Yaochi, the source of the female immortal is the position of the sky! I think that if all things are like the moon, there should be profit and loss. This is the way of yin and yang and the art of balance.
Therefore, the Great Heavenly Lord was called "Mao Niuer". Since the Supreme Heavenly Lord was established, it was also the balance of Heavenly Lord's way of heaven. Heavenly Lord was like the bright moon in the sky, every loss and one profit was all the great way!"
"Old Sun, I'm still very awesome. I'm almost convinced... This is me, I can't make it happen if I change someone." I'm so anxious and must praise myself!
Yaochi was silent for a moment, and the needle fell to him. This monkey was too nonsense. He forced the word "girl" to balance the yin and yang. The most annoying thing is that you just want to justify yourself, but why do you still have to detract all the female immortals in the Heavenly Court?
What does it mean to be 'If your chest is not wide, your mind is not deep'? You can't think deeply about this, otherwise you will be ashamed and terrified as a person!
Not a son! This monkey is so hateful! Among the immortals in the Yaochi, except for the Miaoshan Guanyin, the eight winds in his heart remained unmoved, with no joy or sorrow. Even the old mother of Lishan could not help but get angry. Seeing Sun Dakong's eyes were a little unkind.
The Queen Mother couldn't help but Wan Ling: "You are so stinging monkey, how can you raise me so much but belittle the immortals? I will punish you..."
Seeing this, Nezha hurriedly whispered: "Mom, the gift that the child gave today was made by Sun Zhenjun himself, and... the child has recognized Sun Zhenjun as my righteous brother. Apart from his mother, he is the closest person in the three realms of the child. Mother..."
The Queen Mother gave Nezha a blank statement and turned to Sun Dakong and said, "But I heard from my son Nezha that the items presented to the banquet today were made by you. Since that's the case, please ask the immortals to taste it first. If it is indeed good, you can avoid punishment. If it is not good, the punishment will be doubled!"
Sun Dakong smiled and said, "It's good, so good, thank you, Great Heavenly Lord."
There is no way, this Queen Mother is like the wife of the previous life. Who made Professor Sun afraid of his wife in his previous life? The arrogance of the time traveler has long disappeared in front of "Mao Niuer".
The three-layer cake tower is definitely a big killer against these female fairies. This means there is no Blue Mountain Coffee. Otherwise, as long as Sun Dakong has a certain amount of time, he can completely cultivate these female fairies into a real petty bourgeoisie. Just drink coffee and eat cake every day. It’s the men’s business to mess with the Three Realms...
The gift box opened and the exquisite cake tower appeared in front of the female fairies. The unprecedented shape and the creamy aroma instantly conquered these proud female fairies. Without waiting for the Queen Mother to greet her, she walked off the guest stand one by one and surrounded by the cake tower.
"I have never seen such food? Nezha, how do you eat this thing?"
"Oh, it turns out that I want to cut it open to eat? Chang'e, you have the smallest food. I will give you this piece, this is the big fairy."
"I don't want it, Sister Baihua, I want to eat big ones too. I'm hungry today."
"Oh, eating fat will make you ugly..."
"What, I'm thin!"
The fairy of Baihua is the most blunt. She took one piece in one hand and opened the bow left and right.
“Good, good…”
Chapter completed!