Chapter 56: Pan him
Li Nezha is obviously not a good child. I don’t know whether Sun Dakong is thrusting or not. After all, it is a story in the Romance of the Gods. Now it is in the Journey to the West. But the relationship between this naughty child and his father, Tota, Li Tianwang is very bad, and it is revealed even during Journey to the West.
Behind every naughty child, there must be an irresponsible parent. When reading a book, Sun Dakong felt that Li Jing was a bit like Yue Buqun, so he naturally felt more sympathetic to Nezha. If he could help, he would not refuse.
Although this number one child clothing boss in heaven is the oldest child in heaven and earth, in Sun Dakong's eyes, he is just a target who needs help and education.
Sun Dakong remembered his son in his previous life. That was the critical moment when he was striving to teach his title. He neglected his education to his son. Mao Niuer was a typical kind mother who was defeated. If he hadn't discovered it earlier, his son might have become a naughty child.
When the Huohou and Tianpeng found Li Nezha, the naughty child was frowning and squatting in the corner of the Nantianmen with his eyebrows.
Sun Dakong went up and glanced. Is this "child" very talented in becoming a painter?
The circles drawn are really round, just like the circle of heaven and earth around his neck.
His master is not authentic. What kind of baby is not good to give to, but it doesn’t matter how you want to give it to, but it looks like a collar thing. Can you still grow up wearing this thing all day long?
The most speechless thing is Huntian Ling. Li Nezha was originally quite handsome, and Big Red Lingzi wrapped her body, making her look even more beautiful.
Sun Dakong now understands why the directors in later generations always like to find actresses or even little loli to play Nezha. It’s not that the director has a nymphomania disease, but it is clearly that Li Nezha has a nymphomania attribute.
The big guy in the heavenly children's clothing now looks like a little girl who has suffered a grievance. Her face is red, and she draws circles faster and faster. Her anger begins to burn with the completion of circles!
The soldiers and generals of the South Heaven Gate were all frightened and came again...
How many years have passed, who doesn’t know the problem of this third prince?
Every year today, the third prince would squat on the ground and draw circles. After drawing circles, he would get angry for no reason, not like anyone else, and then he would beat someone up.
There is no reason to tell him, and there is no place to seek justice if you are beaten!
Last year, the third prince was inexplicably angry at this time, and the result was that the red snake of the Guangmu Heavenly King suffered disaster, and half of his body scales were removed.
The Heavenly King was furious and told the Emperor Xuanqionggao, but the Emperor just smiled: "The Third Prince is still a child... What are you concerned about with a child?"
This is reasonable or not! When did the heavenly world send troops to sweep Beijuluzhou?
I remember that the Emperor Xuanqiong Gao was taken to heaven by Taibai Jinxing not long ago; that year, Wu Gang decided to cut down the thousand-year-old osmanthus tree in Guanghan Palace, and he could not finish it, so he always refused to leave; that year, Prince Xiao Zhang was just a prince; that year, Emperor Zhenwu was just Marshal Zhenwu...
It was also that year that the third prince was already a famous god general in the Heavenly Court. He swept away the thirty-nine demon kings in Beijuluzhou alone and the name of the god of killing shocked the three realms!
But the emperor said he was still a ‘child’...
I really don’t want to be so stubborn. The King of Guangmu was almost silly. It’s amazing that the ‘minor’ can bully people at will!
But the Emperor has a golden word, so who dares to object to what he says?
From then on, the third prince of Nezha became the most terrifying naughty child in heaven. Who would not retreat from the gods in heaven?
The third prince now looks much tenderer than before, and looks more like a child.
The soldiers and generals of the Nantianmen feel that they are living in a nightmare, and they are the kind of nightmare that they will never wake up.
Listening to Tianpeng's kind reminder and introduction along the way, Sun Dakong was actually quite able to understand the gang of heavenly soldiers and generals of the Nantianmen.
Naughty children are not scary. It would be scary for such a naughty children who can beat them and have the Jade Emperor to protect them.
However, Lao Sun was not worried at all. He had ten thousand ways to deal with such naughty children, and he could treat the other party at any time to obey.
Among them, the fastest and best way to achieve results is - Panda!
Nezha is naturally a strong man in the heavenly world, but after Sun Dakong completes the spiritual platform world, he can fully exert the power of the stone monkey spirit body. Nezha's attacks are mostly physical attacks, and Sun Dakong is not afraid of it. Samadhi True Fire can burn souls, but how can he shake his spiritual platform world?
Since coming to Journey to the West, Sun Dakong has not yet competed with a strong player of Nezha, so this is a very good opportunity.
"It's so boring. I'm very unhappy, unhappy!"
Tianpeng and the Huo Monkey approached, and Nezha raised his head.
He seemed really unhappy, his eyebrows were tightly twisted together, and he looked like he could erupt at any time.
"The Third Prince, you and I have known each other for thousands of years. Friends are concerned about mutual responsibilities. What are you unhappy about? Can you tell Tianpeng?"
"Yes, the third prince, when I was expeditioning to Beijuluzhou to fight Duhuoyin King, if the third prince had not saved me, I would have been killed in that Yinhuo for the rest of my life? How embarrassing would it be?
Maybe the third prince did not treat me as a friend, but I regarded the third prince as my best friend and benefactor.
I know that the third prince is inexplicably sad every year, but he refuses to tell anyone the reason.
Third Prince, this monkey once told me that friends are used to help each other, otherwise they must be fake friends.
Marshal Tianpeng and I are both your true friends. We really want to help you and make you happy..."
Seeing Tianpeng and the Huohuo Monkey, Nezha's face cleared a little, and pointed at Sun Dakong and said, "Why are you talking about the monkey? Who is he?"
Sun Dakong smiled and said, "The third prince of the Good Teachings learned that I am Sun Dakong, the pioneer of the era, the righteous god, the true king of the Huaguo Mountain and the Shuijian Cave, inherited the past and opened up the past and the future!"
Nezha's face was a little strange, and he looked at Tianpeng and the Huo Monkey and said, "Didn't you tell this monkey about my Li Nezha's rules?"
Tianpeng and the Huohuo Monkey were broken when they heard it.
What's wrong today? The Monkey King has always been calm in dealing with things, thinking twice, breaking the stone and breaking out for only a short time, and the Jade Emperor has to pay attention to it. How cunning is this?
Didn’t you tell me when I came here? The third prince’s eyes are above the top. Don’t report any honorific title in front of him. Just report a name, otherwise you might be angry with this young master...
The two of them looked at Sun Dakong with a wry smile. My Brother Sun, Sun Zhenjun, are you doing it on purpose? Are you really not afraid of being beaten?
What kind of temperament does the third prince have? There is no reason to say that anyone is beaten, they are just a child! You have no place to make a decision after being beaten!
Today, Sun Dakong seemed to be afraid that the world would not be in chaos, so he smiled at Nezha: "Rules? This is really strange. You, a furry child, have rules?"
Tianpeng and the Huohou were dizzy. Did Brother Sun suddenly lose his mind and go crazy? Oh my God! It shouldn't be true, so I shouldn't have brought him to see the third prince!
Nezha slowly stood up and chuckled: "You are the Sun Zhenjun in Huaguoshan? You just said...I am a furry child?"
"That's right, it's what I, Lao Sun, said!"
Sun Dakong continued to tease: "You are not only a furry child, but also a fucking naughty child!
Not only is he a naughty child, I also look like a girl!
Look at your red lips and white teeth. Is there a boy like you? Will a boy combed a bun on his head?
She is still wrapped in a big red silk, do you think she looks very good? My grandson thinks you should stop calling him the third prince of Nezha..."
Nezha smiled and laughed: "Then what do you think I should be called?"
"You, it's better to call you the Third Princess Nezha, which is more suitable for you."
"Oh, Tianpeng, Huohuo Monkey, thank you very much..."
Nezha said softly: "There was a dragon that once insulted me as a furry child. I didn't do anything, but just peeled him, slashed his tendons, ran to his house, killed nine more dragons, and then intercepted the old dragon king who had sued the emperor, and beat him up...
Do you guys say I did something wrong?
My cute child was bullied and in the end I just killed a few dragons.
I was happy for a long time after killing those dragons. I really miss that time.
Thank you for sending this stupid monkey here. I will kill him first and then go to Huaguo Mountain to kill all the hairy monkeys!
Monkey, you can die now."
The third prince of Nezha had a small hand, and suddenly the red flames were everywhere in the sky. The fire-sharp spear emitted a series of dragon roars, and took Sun Dakong directly.
This naughty child has extremely strong destructive power. If he doesn't take action, he will do his best. Samadhi True Fire blocks the space, so that Tianpeng and the Fire Monkey can never find a way to save people. The fire-sharp gun drives the Nine Dragons' injustice souls, and a shot spear spreads across the sky, with a dragon roar. Such a fierce and powerful person is worthy of being the god of killing in the heaven!
Sun Dakong laughed and suddenly sang:
Chapter completed!