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Chapter 51 The Honest Man

Kowtow to the sky and bow to the Jade Emperor to thank God for his kindness? This kind of thing does not exist here in Sun Dakong.

How could Professor Sun, who has long been armed with the teeth, abandon the pride of a time traveler? King Qin Guang is now working for me, Lao Sun, so what about the Xuanqiong Gao God?

There is no meaning between him and the old Jade Emperor, and to put it nicely, it is mutual cooperation, and to put it badly, it is mutual use. Who would bow to a person who uses it?

It is definitely irrational to turn against each other directly. Being a corrupt person is not what Sun Dakong wants. This is Lao Wenjing’s biggest hobby. How can a gentleman win over what he loves?

Therefore, the most mysterious Nuwa in Journey to the West became a shield given by heaven. Sun Dakong, who never admits that he is a stone egg, now firmly believes that he is a repairing stone, and has no success in heaven and virtue!

The old lady looked at the difficult monkey, and her two beautiful longevity eyebrows were twisted together.

He knew the emperor's thoughts more clearly than anyone else. Of course, he knew that he could not use this monkey, but he could not lose his face.

This time, the monkey in the lower realm was a show of the situation. There were many people paying attention to it openly and secretly. If one of them was not handled well, his position in the heart of the emperor would be shaken.

The old lady Bai was in a dilemma, and the golden armored general was furious: "The bold demon monkey, if you don't kneel when you see the jade order, you will be killed at your head to warn the three realms!"

He is the leader of the Six Dings and Six Jias. He has a low position, but it represents the heavenly ceremonial guard. On the earth, he is the captain of the national ceremonial guard. What he values ​​most in his life is the word "ritual". How can he bear it when he sees the monkey so rude?

The old lady Bai was so angry that she wanted to rush up and cover this guy's mouth. If you know what you want to kill someone's head? Lao Bai is so easy to talk to. This time I shouldn't bring such a reckless guy down from the world! Isn't this cheating?

He gave a wink at the Jiazi God. The Jiazi God was stunned. He had never seen anyone stare at the best man in heaven? The fool knew that the monkey was not simple at this time, so he quickly shut up.

"The Monkey King's concerns are far-reaching, and this statement is not completely unreasonable. However, in this way, I cannot enfeoff the imperial edict in the sky and send it to the three realms. I can only change the imperial edict to a secret edict, but it has simply broken the title of the Monkey King?"

The old lady Bai said a few words to the gods, first sending these guys who might be bad at any time back to the heavenly court, but she took the jade order and lowered the clouds with a smile.

"Oh, the old angel doesn't need to have such concerns. You don't know me, Sun Dakong. 'Famousness and benefits are like clouds', and it's best to secretly announce the imperial edict."

Sun Dakong took two steps forward and grabbed the old lady Bai's hand affectionately: "Don't worry about the promulgation, don't worry. The old angel took care of my Huaguo Mountain regardless of his hard work. Today, I will definitely stop drunk. Come on, can the old angel see my Huaguo Mountain?"

Taibai Jinxing smiled and said, "The Lingshan Mountains are colorful, Taibai I am really lingering."

"Oh, then I don't have to go back. I have a residence in the Water Curtain Cave, so why are you afraid that you can't hold the Old Star Lord?"

"Haha, the king was joking."

"What is the old angel saying? I, Sun Dakong, always said the same thing. It's really the old angel who is in love with me and I can't bear to let you go.

Old angel, you don’t have to rush to announce the imperial edict. Just put the jade edict in your arms and taste the skewers and beer from Huaguo Mountain. Marshal Tianpeng said that you can’t eat it in the heaven..."

"Oh, just follow the king, just follow the king." The old lady Bai was a little dizzy. She had never seen such a monkey before. She felt that it was a little greasy than him.

Sun Dakong and Taibai Jinxing had their own ulterior motives and went to the barbecue stall with some neither salty nor light words. The Old Dragon King of the East China Sea and the demon kings who were secretly paying attention to Huaguo Mountain were stunned.

What happened? The ceremonial guard set up by the Heavenly Court was to enfeoff the title of the Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain. This monkey should worship the heaven with joy, and then be granted the title of priesthood and live forever. The bitter days finally ended. No one would give up, but what was this monkey doing!

As a result, not only did he not see him kneeling to the sky, but the angel did not read the jade order in this space. All the gods returned to heaven...

Could it be that this matter is ruined? The demon kings are both happy and sorry for the monkey. This stupid monkey is crazy. He doesn’t even want the clergy of the Heavenly Court? Don’t give it to me!

But why did that Taibai Jinxing come to Huaguo Mountain again, and he still holds hands with the monkey and chats with the monkey all the time? Oh my God, who can tell me what happened? It won’t be so tormenting!

The old dragon king of the East China Sea and the demon kings’ gossip hearts are burning. They only regret that there are too many gossips when they travel to the West, but there is no dog Zhuo in this world!

"Bimawen?"

Sun Dakong glanced at the jade edict surrounded by purple air, and said nothing more. He turned over the skewers in his hand and started grilling the other side. He didn't find any peppers in Huaguoshan, but there was enough pepper and cumin.

In fact, since his spiritual platform completed the way of reincarnation, many magical powers have been learned without a teacher; just like Laojun realized the truth, Buddha realized the mind, and the outline of the great way is naturally picked up by these techniques and paths. It is not difficult to change the way, but his dignified foodies are the most despised by foods that are promoted by magic.

The God of Food in the Heavenly Realm in the mouth of the Huo Monkey is probably the God who became a god. He thought about how to practice immortality. He had long deviated from the right way of food. What kind of God of Food is called?

The Western Tathagata, who says he is empty when he sees people, also knows that making vegetarian dishes into meat dishes will make it more appetizing, let alone the old lady? In the heavenly court, he wants to fast and drink the northwest wind and eat the fairy lotus and green lotus, and the birds have faded out of his mouth!

What else do you need Bilian to do when you see this kebab with bursting oil and fragrant smell? Just lift your white beard and keep the speed of Tianpeng from being beautiful!

"Oh, I'm old, so you can't eat too much such a meaty thing..."

The old lady squirted more than three hundred skewers, drank two or three uh beer before stopping, and said with a smile: "Master, don't underestimate this Bima Wen. Although the official position is a little smaller, it is a serious priest.

I heard that there are mortals who have set up statues for the king near Huaguo Mountain? Taibai, I am an honest man with a straight temper. Don’t blame me if you have anything to say, "

Sun Dakong drank a big mouthful of beer and said, "A coincidence, I am also an honest man, an old angel, but it's okay."

"The king has no priesthood and no loyalty and righteousness passed down from generation to generation, so he cannot enjoy the incense of the human world. If the Heavenly Court truly pursues it, this is to deceive the human world and spread evil gods. You can ask the king for his crime of illegality at any time and go to the Demon-Slaying Platform...

Of course, the king is different from those monsters. Not only is he tall, but he is also valued by the Emperor Gao of Xuanqiong. What he lacks is just a title.

Now that you have this priesthood of "Bimawen", it is not considered that the king has violated the laws of heaven."

"Haha, I understand. The old angel said that if I don't do this Bimawen, the Heavenly Court will come to punish me, right? I am an honest man. Why do you feel that the old angel is threatening me as an honest man?"

Sun Dakong inserted the bamboo stick to the ground and stared at the old lady Bai. It seemed that he was going to beat someone at any time! Honest people are like this, they are not scheming and can't stand this!

Taibai Jinxing hurriedly smiled and said, "The king is too vague, that's not what he meant."

"What do you mean? Old lady Bai, I am an honest man, just a stubborn person. It's best to open Huaguo Mountain, and it's nothing if it can't. I'm not anxious than the old Jade Emperor!

What kind of official position is Bimawen? It sounds bad. I won’t do it!

Let’s do this, go back and talk to the old Jade Emperor and ask him to change my position. It’s better to have a better job.”

"Ah? King, how can you do this... The jade order has been issued. The Xuanqiong Gao God has a golden word and a jade word. How can you change it just by saying it?"

"Old angel, it is your business to change or not, and it is my king's business to go to heaven. Why don't you discuss it again?

You should be full of wine and food. I have the habit of taking a nap, so I will not send you to the old angels. Here is a letter, please pass on the Xuanqiong Gao God."
Chapter completed!
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