Chapter 16 There is nothing that a meal can't solve
Listening to Sun Dakong's passionate narration, little stars began to appear in the eyes of the Huo Monkey, and his saliva drooled to his chest and he never noticed it.
When Jiang Ziya killed the generals and the gods, he was just a third-generation disciple of Biyou Palace. At that time, he didn't understand the big guys' fighting plan. Every day, he just wanted to think about what to eat. I can't remember why I stumbled away from the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation and then was killed by my opponent. Fortunately, there was a number one on the list of Gods, one of the twenty-eight gods, and the fire monkey Fang Gui. (Note: seen in the 99th chapter of the Romance of the Gods, one of the 100 chapters)
From that day on, the Huo Monkey began to experience scrambling in the Heavenly Court, and was scrambling to live for thousands of years. If it weren't for the mission to come to Huaguo Mountain this time, if it hadn't been to see the essence of the way of food, he might have continued to hang out. When one day he lost the qualification to participate in the Peach Banquet and could not eat the peaches that could prolong his life, he would have turned into decay between heaven and earth.
The stone monkey in front of him seemed to have regained the feeling he had been a thousand years ago. At that time, Fang Gui was very young, had love, and had dirty thoughts of going to peek at the younger sister. He was still very young at that time.
It's great to stay with young people... The Huo Monkey looked at Sun Dakong who was talking nonstop, and his eyes gradually became gentle.
"Put the best lamb or beef skewers on the wooden strips, put them on the fire and grill them over and over, add some salt and sprinkle a few spices, and the wonderful taste will occupy your heart! You can even see the scene of grease dripping on the charcoal, and suddenly a flame bursts out, even the flame is fragrant...
Find a bright night on a moonlit night, no matter whether it is the crescent moon or the crescent moon, gather three or five friends, drink beer and skewers, brag and talk about the mountains, this is the life of a god, and it can be so beautiful! Unlike you gods, who hold lotus roots and peaches, what is the difference between this and the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain? Don’t mention golden elixir to me. No matter how good it is, it is a medicine, it has nothing to do with food! Even if you eat that thing, you can live for a million years? Is it good to live without improving the quality of life?"
The Huo Monkey said hurriedly: "Don't talk about these things, tell me what 'beer' is?"
Sun Dakong was stunned. Why did he slapped the beer? He had no choice but to say, "You haven't even heard of beer? I really blushed for you. This kind of wine is not easy to get drunk. It's extremely refreshing. If you drink too much, you will still be full. It has the magical effect of changing your body... Alas, you don't understand if you say too much. Go to the Heavenly Court to find out. This is a good thing that appeared when Hongmeng was opened, and some gods must know it!"
The Huo Monkey was stunned by him and could only nodded: "I will ask the God of Food when I go back."
Sun Dakong quickly changed the topic and said, "Okay, I've told you the wonderful taste of skewers. It's time for the god of my hometown. What's the secret of this Huaguo Mountain?"
As a fan of "Journey to the West", Sun Dakong had read many research articles about Journey to the West, including many explorations on the mystery of Huaguo Mountain. However, the researchers in the past were not as good as the native of the Huohuo Monkey, and he still needed to verify it clearly. Even if the Huohuo Monkey was only willing to say three points, it was enough to confirm his guess.
The Huo Monkey blinked his eyes, and two golden lights shot out from his pupils, turning into golden light shields, covering himself and Sun Dakong before saying: "This is the secret technique I was taught in the former sect of the Killing General, which can prevent the partition walls from being covered. However, with my current Taoist practice, I can only hold on to the three incense sticks. Boy, it is a secret matter, but I can't speak out, so I will give you three chances to ask questions..."
"Haha, the gods in my hometown are really cautious." Sun Dakong applauded and laughed. I really believe that you are the ones who are damn. It is obvious that you are here to be promiscuous, but you have to pretend that we are our own people. None of the guys from heaven are honest people.
"Okay, that kid will ask the first question: As far as I know, all the kings under the world are kings, and all the kings in the world respect the heavenly court as orthodox. Even in the mountains, forests and wilderness, there must be land and mountain gods. But the monkeys said that Huaguoshan had never seen land and mountain gods, but for some reason? Please teach me the gods in my hometown."
There is a strange thing in "Journey to the West". Even some powerful demon kings have land mountain gods near the hills. Even though the demon kings arrested them as laborers, cleaned the cave houses, and peeled vegetables in the kitchen, they still gritted their teeth and persevered. When Sun Wukong accompanied Tang Sanzang to travel west, many mountain gods came to ask for "the great sage to rescue him." But only Huaguo Mountain, the blessed land of the cave heaven of "the ancestors of the ten continents and the dragon from the three islands", never saw land mountain gods. Isn't that strange?
Is it the old Jade Emperor not coveting the Flower and Fruit Mountain? Sun Dakong was the first one who didn't believe it. Do you dare or inconveniently, but you have to find out from the Fire Monkey. According to Sun Dakong's guess, he became a stone monkey in this life, which is equivalent to the extra small butterfly outside the plot of the big guys in the Journey to the West. Since he has already started to flap his wings lightly, there are probably some people who can't sit still. I'm afraid the first one who can't sit still is the old Jade Emperor?
It is good to be greedy for the monkey. It can raise the food to the field of philosophy, but it is impossible to pretend. However, if he says that he will ignore the rules of heaven for the sake of "scrabbling skewers", he will reveal his secrets to himself. I believe he is a fool! If the guess is good, it is just that the old Jade Emperor wants to use the mouth of the monkey to reveal some necessary information to himself. Prepare to send an olive branch in the future? Who knows, whether he will accept it or not, it depends on whether he is happy or not?
"Look at your smart boy, don't you know you're a fool! You have to ask?" The Huo Monkey smiled and said, "Look at me, you are my monkey tribe, and I'm respectful enough to this god, so I'll give you some advice. Boy, remember, Huaguo Mountain is delicious, the ancestors of Lingshan Mountain in the world, how can you compare to those poor mountains and bad waters? How can the one above not worry about it..."
As he said that, he pointed to the top with a mysterious look on his face: "That person is actually very good, a great good man who has been reincarnated for many disasters. If he really got Huaguo Mountain, it might not be a good thing for the monkeys, but... he didn't do it, which means he has concerns..."
Sun Dakong suddenly realized: "I understand that there is a piece of meat stewed so well, and it tastes the best in the world. There are too many people who want to eat it, so no one dares to start first, right? Is it the god of my hometown?"
"That's why you're smart."
The fire monkey laughed and said, "This question is all about this, let's change the next one?"
"The second question is that the gods in my hometown mentioned killing generals and enthroning gods... In this way, you were the disciple of the 'heart-wrenching person who was wearing hair and horns in the world, a kind-hearted person who was full of bones and hearts, and had no distinction in his teachings, and was truly beautiful and kind saint?"
Hearing this, the Huo Monkey's face changed wildly: "A secret from a thousand years ago, how did you learn about this?"
Sun Dakong laughed and said, "What secrets are you... The god of my hometown, it's been a thousand years. I don't know how many gods and demons involved in that year, and how many can I block them? Although the distance from the heaven to the lower realm is far, aren't there any gods who love to run down to eat and drink? Although Huaguo Mountain is not talented, there are also monkey king inheritance from generation to generation, and there are also knowledgeable people like Lao Wenjing. Why can't I know?
My hometown god, if you say that, that's what you admit?"
Chapter completed!