(Add to Chapter 3)

Zhang Junsheng studied Taoist scriptures, and there is a book called "The True Sutra of Emperor Chunyang Yan Zhengfuyou Jiji", which contains a paragraph:

"I say to the enemy, I am now living in the lower place, and you are at the upper place, and the upper place is clear. When the enemy is disturbed, I will be determined and will be defeated. Since the enemy is high, I will be on the lower place. My soldiers are martial law, so I will control my horse. The turtle is coiled and the dragon is closed, and the snake is afraid of swallowing the tiger. I will shake the two armies and tell them not to stop. I feel shocked and let them go high, and do not fight. Wait for the wind and rain, and in a moment, it will turn into water. The enemy is difficult to surrender. I am good at reasoning, so that they can convince them, and turn them into beauty, and also use the soldiers to hide high bases."

At first glance, it looks like a piece of military tactics, but in fact it is a book about arts in the room.

It’s not about teaching you to fight, it’s about telling you how to shoot artillery, the whole article is full of “strategy to defend against the enemy”…

Of course, in addition to inheriting the things of our ancestors, the more important thing is to carry forward them, so:

Lightly tie it up slowly and apply it again, and the first thing you do is to wear a colorful dress, and the green waist is behind you.

The big string is as loud as the rain, and the small string is as sharp as whispers.

The noise is noisy and complicated, and the big beads fall on the jade plate.

The orioles sing at the middle of the door and the flowers are slippery, and the springs are flowing under the ice are difficult.

The cold and stern ice spring is frozen, and the sound is not clear for a while.

There is a unique sadness and secret hatred, and silence is better than sound at this time.

The silver bottle suddenly broke through the water and burst into pieces, and the iron cavalry protruded and the swords and guns were heard.

At the end of the song, be careful to draw, and the four strings sound like a crack of silk.

The boats in the east and west are silent, but the autumn moon in the heart of the river is white.

Singing and plucking the strings, tidying up clothes and silencing their faces.

Zhang Li lacks combat power and has zero experience. After several battles, she begs for mercy directly...

There is a poem that says: A man is greedy for women and wants to break the wind and waves; a woman is afraid of a man and wants to stop the horse.

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When I was young, I was full of longing for the opposite sex, and some people would think that I would win the heart of one person and grind an iron rod into a needle.

Some people also think, ‘I have no other hope in this life, I just hope to have a few more women…’

It’s normal. As for men, if hormones are stimulated, let alone beautiful women, they won’t even let go of their right hand!

As time goes by, people grow up and their ideas are slowly changing.

I liked you at that time not because: you have a car and a house. But that afternoon, the sun was shining and you wore a white shirt...

Now, let alone white shirts, even if you wear a marten, you have to ask if it is rented!

Zhang Junsheng especially likes "Smelling the Incense and Knowing Women", and he can memorize all the lines in it.

"Life until old, soak until old"

"Women's legs, regardless of whether they meet the golden ratio or not, are the passports leading to heaven in the middle of their legs!"

Unfortunately, this movie already exists...

...

Zhang Li was asked by the director, so she came out of Zhang Junsheng's room and no one said anything.

What, do you think anyone will reveal the news?

Try it, is there any formal media that dares to publish it?

You said it was too dirty?

Don't mess around, this is the case.

Lao Too and Gong Li were both involved. What happened to Zhang Junsheng sleeping with the actress?

Of course, both sides know it well, at most they can have a friendship.

Although Zhang Li looks very good, she looks down at her tablet computer and she directly sees her lower abdomen. She is smooth!

She definitely can't act in "Feng*ru Fat Ass". She will work hard and continue to move towards the direction of the emperor!

She was going to shoot a bed scene today, and she was very excited. It was the first time in her life!

And filming with such a handsome director...

Then, when she arrived at the scene, she was a little confused and had no interaction at all. The two of them were sleeping together with their eyes closed, and she was wearing underwear...

Zhang Junsheng is talking about opera with Duan Yihong, Wang Bo and Zhang Yi, mainly to pay attention to safety. After all, Xie Xiaomeng was beaten!

"Old Duan, don't slap it too well later. Let's focus on acting!"

"Brother Bo, don't try too hard to pull your hair..."

These two guys are all eccentrics. Once they get into the state, I'm really afraid that they can't control their strength...

I feel so regretful, why did he play Xie Xiaomeng? He can play Mike completely, and Mike can't do it either. There is a scene of tying the crotch...

"Don't worry, I'm a good deal!"

"…No, you have a sense of your character, but you can't be too fake!"

If it is too fake, the audience can tell at a glance. What else is the point?

It's hard to be afraid of being beaten.

Especially the other party is still someone with identity!

There are a few negative textbooks: Shuang Meizi's "Lonely Empty Court Spring Is Late", a scene where she was whipped, but the whip was a bit awkward, and she didn't hit her throughout the whole process...

What's even more excessive is that when facing this vain whip, Shuang Mei also pretended to be beaten and her expressions, and she could feel the exaggerated acting skills through the screen.

Yang Tianbao's "Song in the Clouds" was numb throughout the whole process, his facial nerves were a little moved, and he was criticized for being terrible...

Although the son of the plane did not want to be an actor, he did not want to be criticized for his performance...

So, he was very serious when the show was audition...

It was true, including being pressed into the toilet by black skin - of course, this toilet is new, it is a prop, and the water inside is very clean...

"Boss, why don't we borrow a position..."

After the show, Fu Guangsheng was a little worried.

"…If you borrow a position, just take a photo. Hurry up, damn it, it hurts so much!"

Wang Bo is already careful enough, but he still hurts a little when he pulls his hair...

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The camera was set up, Rao Xiaozhi gestured to several actors and officially started shooting!

The song "A Chinese Ghost Story" is held in the living room.

Duan Yihong, Wang Bo and Zhang Yi walked in.

A bottle of open red wine and two cups beside the sofa. Duan Yihong lowered his head and picked up a towel and a pair of men's shoes on the floor at the bedroom door. A slight light appeared in the bedroom.

He pushed open the door and stood at the door without moving, Wang Bo and Zhang Yi followed behind.

Duan Yihong stood there, looked coldly for a while, turned around and entered the kitchen, Wang Bo and Zhang Yi stared blankly, and then Duan Yihong pulled out a knife...

"I'll kill him!"

Wang Bo and Zhang Yi rushed up to stop him: "Brother, don't be impulsive, calm down, killing is illegal!"

Pulling the middle Duan Yihong and throwing the knife out...

The kitchen knife was nailed to the bed, and Zhang Junsheng and Zhang Li were lying in disheveled clothes and sleeping soundly...

"Okay, I'm here, prepare for the next scene!"

Rao Xiaozhi controlled the scene, the prop group checked the props, and Fu Guangsheng asked the three cameras to be divided into triangular parts and the machine was set up.

“Action!”

The toilet lid was lifted, and Zhang Junsheng's head was forcibly pressed into the toilet and flushed.

Wang Bo let go of his head, Zhang Junsheng hurriedly raised his head and gasped...

Duan Yihong's face was distorted: "Have you done this in the end?"

Zhang Junsheng cried and said, "I...drink too much, I really don't remember it."

Wang Bo pressed Zhang Junsheng's head into the toilet again and flushed it.

After letting go, Zhang Junsheng looked up and gasped.

"It's not the correct answer, think about it again!"

Zhang Junsheng was almost crying: "Brother, I really drank too much, I can't remember it."

Duan Yihong glanced at Wang Bo, and the latter continued the process: pressed Zhang Junsheng's head into the toilet, flushed, let go, Zhang Junsheng looked up and gasped...

"Remember this time?"

"Brother, I didn't do it, I really didn't do it.

"Damn, you think I'm a fool, can you stop doing it after taking off all your clothes?"
To be continued...