??Under the bridge in front of the door??

??Swimming a group of ducks??

??Come, come and count??

??Two, four, six, seven, eight??

??Qagahahahahahahahahaha??

?? Really, so many??

"Not many, not many elephants, only one."

The song was interrupted, and Li Doudu pointed to the fat duck tied to the corner of the table, pointing out that there was something wrong with the song. There was no group of ducks in front of him, only one duck, only one ~ One duck is still two, four, six, seven, eight!

Shishi nodded silently, agreeing with her sister's words, there was only a fat duck in front of her, not two, four, six, seven, and eight.

The fat duck was pointed at by the three humans in front of him and was talking about it. It was not afraid at all. It stood in this human study with its head raised and its chest, looking down on the world. Although it might be stewed at any time, it did not surrender. It had skin and whoever ate it would get sick!

As soon as it entered the house, it attacked. It used to be invincible in the duck group, but it was strangled by people and could not move. Fortunately, a cat came at the end, and it taught it a lesson, and it extricated the anger in its heart.

The cat has already hidden, and I don't dare to appear in front of me again.

Shishi and Dou Dou teamed up to separate the fat duck and the Donmao. The Donmao's originally soft hair was chaotic and was ravaged. In fact, it was indeed ravaged. The fat duck's mouth was hard and pecked it all over.

At this moment, the Donmao was hiding in a corner and licking his wounds.

The fat duck was tied to the legs of the table by Dou Dou. Li Xiang had no choice but to tie the duck to its study? Such an elegant place was not something that a duck could enter as soon as he wanted.

But Li Doudu didn't care about so much, he just wanted to tie it here. Then she and Shishi sat on the sofa next to the desk, staring at the duck blankly.

"The fat duck is called Sen, what's the name?" Shishi asked Li Xiang and Dou Dou curiously.

Dou Dou also asked Li Xiang curiously why ducks are called ducks, but they have one or another names.

Li Xiang: "Children, this mainly depends on whether it is dead or alive. People have names like this when they are alive, but when they die, they are called dead people. Ducks are called ducks when they are alive, but after they die, they are called ducks, such as beer ducks, three cups of ducks, braised potatoes, whole ducks with stewed ducks, and Dallicanda..."

Suck...

Some children can't help but drool.

"Ho ho ho~" This kid is Li Dou Dou.

Dou Dou wiped his mouth embarrassedly and said, "Otherwise, the fat duck would be called beer duck?" She likes to eat ducks and drink beer, and she loves it.

Shishi shook her head quickly. Li Xiang understood what Shishi meant. She must be worried about calling such a name. Dou Dou couldn't help but the temptation of delicious food. Maybe she would take the fat duck to the kitchen to make it.

Then give me a serious name.

Shishi said it was called Ya Ya, Dou Dou said it was called Ya Zi, Shishi said it was called Gaga, Dou Dou said Xiao Lu, and then he denied it himself because her small blanket was already called Xiao Lu, and this fat duck could not be called Xiao Lu.

Li Xiang said he was called cuckold.

Dou Dou and Shishi didn't know the meaning of this, so they actually thought that this name was very good and praised him for being so powerful.

Li Yao didn't expect that his casual words would be recognized, and he couldn't help but feel panic. He said casually that the duck was cuckolded and scolded by Xiao Li's father. If he gave the fat duck such a name, he would definitely be labeled as a bad kid and criticized severely.

So Li Xiang quickly said to the little sisters: "Hey, kid, actually, I think the name Shishi is very good, just call it Gaga, Dou Dou, what do you think? You call it Dou Dou, your sister call it Shishi, and the duck call it Gaga, isn't that good? Right?"

A little star appeared in Shishi's eyes, and she did not disagree. Dou Dou thought about it, but disagree. Gaga was not the name she gave. She wanted to name the fat duck in person because the fat duck was the first to discover and catch it first, and she had the right to name it.

Since that's the case, Li Xiang asked Shishi: "What does Teacher Li think? Do you ask your sister to name the fat duck?"

Shishi looked at Dou Dou, hesitated for a moment, and nodded in agreement.

Dou Dou pretended to be tilted and thought for a while, and said proudly: "Is it good to call Gazi? Gazi, Li Gazi, sister, you Ga~"

What she meant was that she did not completely deny her sister's name. Isn't this a Gazi inside?! She just turned Gaga into Gazi, Li Gazi!

"Okay~Wow~Gazi~" Shishi agreed happily.

In this way, the fat duck has the name, and it is called Li Gazi, a middle-second name that shows the atmosphere of urban and rural junctions one by one.

quack--

The fat duck called out twice in response to the situation, which made the children even happier, and felt that they had accepted the names they had given.

Li Xiang also felt very relieved. He turned out to be a wild duck with a very human nature. But this kind of relief disappeared without lasting for three seconds.

"Ah~Gazi, dad~" Dou Dou pointed to a lump on the ground and said to Li Xiang, then burst into laughter. A duck shit could make her so happy.

Li Xiang got up from the desk and looked at it. A slander said something cursing in his heart. The wild duck was just a wild duck, urinating and defecating anywhere, and this was the study room!

He said to the laughing child Li Doudu: "Why are you laughing at? Child, hurry up and take this wild duck away, otherwise I will stew it!"

"Okay~" Dou Dou said with a laugh.

"ah?"

“Stewed duck.”

Li Xiang:(〼;)

"Take it away quickly, don't let it appear in front of me." Li Xiang untied the duck rope and handed it to Dou Dou, and then pushed the gloating child out of the door.

Shishi jumped off the sofa and went to get a tissue. Li Xiang Laohuai was very relieved. Dou Dou was skinny, but Shishi was very obedient.

"Sister~Sister, wipe Gazi's butt~" Shishi rushed out of the study with a pack of tissues and a gust of wind, chasing the duck.

Li Xiang:(?_?)

Who wipes the duck shit on the carpet!

The fat duck seemed to know the danger here, and it had been out of control with Dou Dou.

Li Xiang called Xiang Xiaoyuan to help wipe the duck shit, and Xiaoyuan's mother told him to get out.

Li Xiang called Li Chao to help again, but he didn't say he was wiping the duck shit, and was asked to get out.

Li Xiang called Dou Dou. Dou laughed at him, kicked Li Gazi down the slide, and then slipped down himself, and for a moment, duck flew and clattered.

"Sister, sister, wait for me, Dou Dou wait for me~" Shishi hurriedly sat into the slide and followed her down.

Li Xiang turned around and looked at the duck shit on the carpet. It was so disgusting. This damn fat duck, such a cute name as Li Gazi, is not suitable for it. It is appropriate to call Li a hard mouth. A dead duck has a hard mouth!

He thought about it, but couldn't get down, and was disgusting. He opened the window for breathability. Then he went out, walked to the stairs on the second floor, and shouted to the children on the first floor: "Dou Dou, come on, brother, come on, come quickly~"

Dou Dou, who was playing with Shishi, immediately stopped, stood on the side of the slide in surprise and surprise, staring at Li Xiang with his little head raised, and asked uncertainly: "Ha?"

"Don't worry, come quickly, brother will give you 5 yuan. Please help me clean the carpet. Come quickly, I won't have any money if I'm late." Li Xiang waved to the child with a smile.

Dou Dou is not that easy to fool, and said firmly: "I don't have shit~ I don't have shit~"

What the hell?! But Li Xiang still understood, the little sister said she would not wipe duck shit.

Li Xiang showed a kind smile: "You don't have shit, you don't have shit, you just asked you to help your brother clean up, let's work together, okay? Will Shishi come?"

Shishi shook her head with a smile, while Dou Dou fell into a painful entanglement...

Li was injured in his wings and his wings. He could not fly south to spend the winter. He was temporarily staying at Xiao Li's house.

Li Chao killed life and saved life. He bandaged Li's wings that were hurt by his mouth.

Given that the uneducated wild duck often urinated and defecated everywhere, Li Chao set up a home for it in the garden on the rooftop, and Dou Dou and Shishi also helped.

The two children have new playmates and are excited every day. When they get home, they have to play with Li.

Although Li was stubborn and didn't want to play with them, he stayed at someone's house after all. If he didn't please the owner, he might go to the pot, so he reluctantly played with the children. His arrogant attitude made Li Xiang want to stew it several times.

By late December, Li Xiang's new album was promoted to the sprint stage, and Miya Entertainment found several promotional activities for him.

The first one is a variety show called "Talking While Walking", which is a travelogue variety show. The host and guests from each episode come to various cities. In a certain area or street, they can be scenic spots or ordinary streets and alleys. They stroll and chat while chatting, walking casually, without planning, no end, and no restrictions, leading the audience to appreciate the different charms of different places with the attitude closest to life.

This show has been aired for ten years and is still prosperous. The host is a well-qualified actor, in his 50s. The movies he starred in are fewer than other actors of the same age, but each one is a fine worker, with a score of no less than 8 points.

He has no movie released today, but this summer he became popular again because the number of viewers of the suspense film "The Fish King" he once starred in was surpassed by "The Silence of Everything" starring Wu Xuefei, and fell to the fourth place in history.
Chapter completed!