164, beat the sinus
PS: Have you seen the title??!!!
Because I took part in Zhao Qiran's audition briefly in the morning, the original appointment for the third subject exam was postponed and was put into the afternoon.
Li Xiang has never been sad.
Li Xiang:(?_?)
The master who was riding a motorcycle in the traffic was like entering a no-man, actually shook his feet while driving the coach car on the road, and stopped the engine and stopped in the middle of the road!
The examiner was a young man, and he looked at each other in the car. Few celebrities can't drive, and even those who take the driver's license can't be found. He spread his hands and said helplessly: "Although you are Li Xiang, I want to pass it for you. If you don't succeed in changing gears, forget to turn on the turn signal, forget to look at the rearview mirror, forget to tie the seat belt... I can turn a blind eye to you and ask you to make up for it, but... this mistake is too big, hindering traffic, and the test car behind is blocked, and everyone has seen it, so, sorry, get off."
sad.
Li Dan's family came to visit in the evening. This was their first time to come to a duplex house by the lake. Li Dan was amazed and envious. He didn't know how to be reserved and restrained. He touched and looked here and there. Su Meihui couldn't stand it and called him to sit down and not move around.
"It's not someone else's house!" Li Dan said, and came to Dou Dou and Shishi's room. When she came out, she took the lead and got a piggy doll out. Dou Dou chased her and screamed. Stealing her piggy doll is to steal her life. She wants to fight Li Dan for the desperate!
Li Dan laughed and kept dodging, and deliberately teasing Li Dou Dou's children with the piglet doll.
"Don't come over, Dou Dou, don't come over, do you see? If you come over, I will take off the little piglet's clothes! Let it be naked! I will be embarrassed to death!"
Li Dan threatened Dou Dou and acted to strip the little pig doll's clothes and pants.
This super bad guy!
Dou Dou was so angry that his cheeks were bulging and muttering, he must be saying infant swearing, but she really didn't dare to act rashly. If Brother Dandan really took off the little pig doll's clothes and pants, the little pig doll would definitely cry very sadly.
"You, you put the piglet out." Dou Dou took a small step forward and asked Li Dan to put the pig out first and say something to you.
"Hehe, don't come over, go back!"
Li Dan took the piglet doll as a hostage, acted recklessly, pulled the piglet's pants open, looked in, and said contempt, tying her pants for the piglet.
Seeing this, Dou Dou shouted: "You took off Xiaozhu's pants!"
Li Dan: "I saw nothing."
"Look, you're a bad guy~"
"I really didn't see anything."
Li Xiang took out Dou Dou's inflatable wolf-tooth hammer from the room and handed it to Dou Dou, giving the director a tip: "Use this to deal with the egg you lay."
"Lun's family, the egg laid by the Lun's family?" Dou Dou foolishly took the wolf-tooth hammer and forgot when she laid the egg.
Li Xiang explained to her: "Didn't you dream of laying an egg? A brother Dandan hatched out of the egg, right?"
Dou Dou's eyes turned around and remembered, haha! Brother Dandan was the one who made it! After figuring this out, he picked up the wolf-tooth hammer and rushed forward to beat Li Dan.
Of course the eggs she lay can be beaten! What can’t be beaten? My mother lays the egg and hatches an elephant. She often beats an elephant, but the elephant cannot fight back! Now she lays the eggs and hatches an egg, and of course she can also beat an egg like her mother. The eggs and eggs cannot fight back, otherwise it will be a rebellious person!
The unrepaired son was once given to Li Xiang by Xiaoyuan's mother. Li Xiang, who was named the unrepaired son, was like Sun Dasheng wearing a tight-knit curse. Since then, he has never dared to fight back.
Seeing Dou Dou rushing up desperately, Li Dan knew that threatening to take off Xiaozhu's pants was no longer useful, because Li Daxiang, the real bad guy, was doing bad things. He was ready to take the slide and tried to slid to the first floor.
Dou Dou played this much more than him. He was small, like a meatball, and was very quick to catch up with Li Dan on the slide.
"Ah——" Li Dan shouted in horror, but still couldn't escape the fate of being beaten by a wolf-toothed hammer.
"Wow—" Dou Dou shouted excitedly.
The two of them shouted, rolled out of the slide, rolled on the cushion, and formed a ball, successfully attracting the attention of all the adults on the first floor.
Li Xiang ran down the stairs, took the opportunity to take the blame, pointed at the two children and said, "Look at these two people, one is disrespectful to the old, one is neither big nor small; one is childish and mentally retarded, and the other is a violent girl..."
Li Xiang showed off his talent freely, using a large parallel sentence to describe Li Dan and Dou Dou who were formed into a ball.
Even though Li Dan was extremely thick-skinned, she was embarrassed at this moment. She was mingling with the 4-year-old girl in front of so many adults. The key is that this cute little girl still has a milky smell on her body, and she is still a baby who has not been weaned! It's so embarrassing.
He finally broke free, pulled Dou Dou off his body, raised his hand to beg for mercy, returned the piglet to her, and asked for a truce.
He was very sure that Li Dou Dou's children inherited the tough side of the second uncle and second aunt, and Shishi was the other side.
Li Xiang often privately said that Xiang Xiaoyuan is a hot girl, which shows that her tough side would not be able to suppress three children. Li Chao had two clear stages of his life. Before he met Xiang Xiaoyuan, others thought that he would become a gangster on the street in the future and would make a mistake one day. Later, after meeting Xiang Xiaoyuan, he turned to justice, completed a 180-degree turn in his life, and lived a steadily life. Now, the only thing that can prove his ridiculous days is probably the tattoo on his chest.
Miao Jingjuan was in the kitchen to prepare dinner for the two families. Li Xiang suggested to book a private room in a hotel outside, but Xiang Xiaoyuan refused to let him go, thinking that the whole family should have dinner at home.
The chef tonight is not Xiang Xiaoyuan, but Li Chao. He hasn't cooked for a long time. He has never cooked since the "Yiyuan Green Vegetables" closed, but he is still very skilled, so he decided to return to the world today.
So there are only grandma, Su Meihui, uncle Li Jin and Shishi in the living room.
Shishi is performing the duties of the little master and talking to the guests. Well, she mainly watches TV with her uncle and explains it to him, because the TV shows "The Little Fairy of Balabala", she is worried that her uncle will not understand it. At the same time, she wipes the seedless grapes one by one, peels off the purple skin, and puts them in front of her to treat him to eat.
When Li Dan rolled down from the slide, Su Meihui was chatting with Li Xiang's grandmother. The scene in front of her almost made her cover her face. It was too embarrassing to be in front of her grandmother.
"Li Dan--" Su Meihui scolded Li Dan and made him calm.
Li Dan dissatisfied: "It's Dou Dou who is hitting me~"
"Your quibble and I'll beat you~"
Li Dan stopped talking immediately. Dou Dou smiled and was extremely proud when he saw this. Then Li Xiang grabbed his little ear.
"Children, it is impolite to fight with others. Brother will educate you today..."
Before he finished speaking, Dou Dou angrily picked up the inflatable hammer to resist the oppression.
Li Xiang was quickly beaten away. Dou Dou touched his little ears for a while. Seeing Li Dan being dejected, he became happy again. He deliberately walked around the living room with big goose steps, showing off his strength.
"Sit down, what do you want to do?" Su Meihui stopped Li Dan from fighting with Dou Dou again.
"I'll go to the bathroom." Li Dan said aggrievedly, glaring at Li Dou Dou's child, causing a burst of laughter.
"You are the egg laid by Dou Dou~" Dou Dou tried to further narrow the relationship with Li Dan. What kind of cousin's cousin is not close enough! It must be a relationship between "down and quilt", just like Xiaoyuan's mother and elephant brother.
Hehe, when it comes to Xiaoyuan's mother, Xiaoyuan's mother came out of the kitchen and unexpectedly appeared behind the smug Dou Dou. She grabbed her right ear and carried her to the kitchen.
"Oh~Oh, mom~Help~Hey~Mom hurts so much, mom...I'm sorry..."
No matter how Li Dou Dou pleads with him, it is useless. Do you think your mother doesn’t know what’s going on at home when cooking??? The reason why mother calls her mother is because she can do everything, listen to all directions, and look at all directions!
Li Douduo still holds an inflatable mace in his hand, but he doesn't dare to use it at all. Xiaoyuan's mother is quite scary.
After being educated by Xiaoyuan's mother, she was finally ordered to stand between the kitchen and the restaurant to think about her. Xiaoyuan's mother was busy with dinner while taking care of her.
Dou Dou thought about his miserable experience on the ground, covering his little ears whimper~
Chapter completed!