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[You - are you uneasy?]
Pei Ye spoke out bluntly and went straight to the point, trying to get something out of the mouth of the hot chicken friend.
[Tsk, I am a divine brain that has worked diligently for the Federation of Humanity for two thousand years. What kind of bad intentions can I have?]
Pei Ye:【…】
Just looking at the words, she could even imagine the red-haired monster rolling her eyes at her while showing a disdainful look.
Pei Ye's eyebrows moved, but he still did not give up on his temptation to his hot chicken friends.
【But my sixth intuition as a woman tells me…】
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a hot cockerel.
【Puff-Woman? So you still remember being a woman?】
Pei Ye:【…】
Hoho, of course she remembers.
Can men still solve physiological problems by squatting every day?
[Anyway, I will not harm you. I can swear to the way of heaven.] Every word of spicy chicken friend is sincere.
Pei Ye didn't have enough evidence, so he could only temporarily put away his suspicion.
Touch your conscience, the orc world is quite peaceful, the air is fresh, the humanities are simple, and the pace of life is soothing. It is very suitable for veteran cadres like Pei Ye to take vacation and retirement. Every day, I go out and take a look at my own territory and the orcs living on the territory, do handicrafts, spread the three views of optimism, upwardness, harmony, and love, and occasionally I will give speeches everywhere to earn some extra money.
Even the most worrying beast bandit orc city on the surface is being built step by step.
With the blessing of her and An Daxiang's blood, the "Wishing Tree" is almost equivalent to the "River Crab God". As long as you enter the radiation range of the "Wishing Tree", the entire orc seemed to be covered by the Qingxin spell, washed from head to toe, and you will never applaud love anymore.
Pei Ye was very satisfied with these changes.
She was satisfied, and Andaxiang was a little unsatisfied.
"Sister Orange, Teacher Tan has... life is not very harmonious recently?"
Pei Ye tilted his head and recalled the recent situation of Su.
"What's wrong with the Seventh Prince?"
"I've been much more rigorous in training..."
Touching her conscience, Tan Su is a very conscientious teacher, but she always stares at a face that is dissatisfied with her. If she doesn't do well, she will be punished to copy this sutra and that book. The notes are too ugly and have to be copied again. An Daxiang is under a lot of pressure.
Pei Ye raised his eyebrows: "Isn't this good? A strict teacher is a good disciple. You really need to practice hard."
An Daxiang twitched: "It's right for a strict teacher to produce a high disciple, but... it should not include asking his apprentice to copy, copy inverted handstands, copying on one-legged golden rooster independently, copying on the water basin on his head? I don't know where he learned these tricks... Sister Orange, look at my hands and legs. Do you think my biceps, quadriceps, and gluteus maximus... are all thicker?"
As he spoke, he gestured at two common postures for bodybuilding.
It's really thick.
Pei Ye: “…”
She coughed embarrassedly, trying to cover up the unnatural expression on her face.
"It is a good thing to be stronger, and the Seventh Prince is also for your own good."
An Daxiang was half-believing and half-doubted, but she quickly realized that she had been given a donkey again.
After talking about Su's basic practice of mind and common sense in basic talismans and elixirs, he threw her a small wooden sword, and carried her in one hand into a pile of big and thick male orcs. He was extremely talented and carried his back with his hands, standing in the wind, and spoke coldly.
"By winning them."
An Daxiang was at a loss with her small wooden sword.
Win???
No, is this cheap teacher sure that he was not wrong?
The average height of these male orcs is 2.34 meters, and their thighs are thicker than her waist. The palm-pinned palm can completely cover her Tianling cap. If her five fingers are slightly pressed, her Tianling cap can be twisted off.
This huge difference in body shape comparison actually made her win???
No no no no—
"I can't do it!!!"
Talk about Su sealed Andaxiang's special body fragrance, and the male orcs were loyal to Su. In addition, the "Wishing Tree" was almost chemically castrated. Even Andaxiang was a soft and fragrant female orc, she could not help but beat her.
Watching An Daxiang jumping up and down, squeaking and howling, Tan Su's frowning peak finally stretched a little.
Pei Ye sat beside him watching the fun, deliberately hooked his fingers and drew a circle.
Tan Su held on for three seconds with that face, throwing his armor off.
"I'm doing it for her."
This sounds like a little bit of confidence, but it is not a lie.
If Andaxiang does not have the ability to say "no" to those male orcs, after Pei Ye leaves, the male orcs can still take her for themselves and form a playing card harem 2.0. This will affect the rating of the dungeon task and will also make Aye, who is in the late stage of obsessive-compulsive disorder, feel uncomfortable.
Pei Ye smiled and said, "But she is just a very ordinary person, so it's better to go step by step."
An ordinary person travels to a wild, unrestrained and rough orc world, and is considered a good character without madness. It is precisely because she sees clearly that she is an ordinary person rather than a heroine's halo and has other golden fingers, Pei Ye does not have high requirements for An Daxiang.
Facing this ordinary thing, Andaxiang's efforts and progress are surprising.
Based on her fingers, she could still stay in the orc world for a while, enough Andaxiang to grow up to have the ability to protect herself.
Tan Su Qing sighed: "Yes, listen to you."
Who knew that Pei Ye’s next sentence was—
"If those orcs are not good at training as sparring, I'd better come in person. I can be good at placing a good sense of justice."
Tan Su: "...Are you sure???"
An Daxiang, who didn't know what to face, suddenly shivered.
The days of retirement vacation are leisurely.
As An Daxiang's strength improved, Pei Ye took her out to "plant trees" from half a month to once a week.
More and more orc tribes are coming here, and the large tribe in the center of the orc continent cannot resist the temptation of "remediating the sequelae of silver tree". In addition, the Seventh Prince was once the regent of the Jincan tribe. After the Jincan tribe was seized, the lives of the Jincan tribe were declining. Finally, it aroused the dissatisfaction of the old subordinates of the Regent. They killed the usurpers and sent people to welcome the Regent again. However, the Regent wanted to serve the envoys with him, and the Jincan tribe could only choose a roundabout way. Relying on the Jincan tribe, the "wish tree" finally took root in the center of the mainland.
Time flies for more than half a year.
In the past six months, it has been enough for An Daxiang to extend from "rolling under Sister Orange for three seconds" to "rolling under Sister Orange for thirty seconds", and it is also enough for Pei Ye's daily entertainment - the unscrupulous junior Jiang, who embarked on the road to causing trouble, and this guy has become a bandit!!!
"I'm really successful!"
She hasn't followed the news of her circle of friends for more than half a month, and the naughty child has gone to be a bandit.
After all, he is the commander of the Human Federation of Responsible Legion. Even if he runs to another strange world, no one recognizes her identity, and he can't take such a wild path, right? Monk Pei Ye Zhanger was confused and privately looked through his previous circle of friends and fell silent.
The video and text of the Moments circle for more than half a month explained to Pei Ye the entire process of a naughty child becoming a bandit.
Widow Zhao died and was killed.
The naughty child dealt with Widow Zhao's funeral and went to secretly investigate clues to squat...
Calm and orderly prepare to assassinate the murderers one by one.
……………………
What Pei Ye cares about is that one of the murderers seems to be the naughty child's brother or younger brother at the moment...
In the latest circle of friends, the naughty child chose the bandit camp alone, recruited the defeated generals, occupied the land of the magpie's nest, and became the female bandit king.
Looking at her wearing an animal leather dress, dressed in a rustic and wild style, she looks like a junior named Jiang who lives in the orc world than Pei Ye...
Chapter completed!