1036: Dance for the Crab God(1/2)
Andaxiang didn't sleep well that night.
She was used to the soft pillow of a high bed, but now she could only use the sky as a quilt and the ground as a bed.
Even though there were two wide banana leaves on the ground, the cold air still penetrated into the depths of the bone marrow through her skin little by little, making her subconsciously curl up in her sleep and hold her shoulders with her hands. She was awakened by the cold at midnight, and the lower abdomen was faintly falling. She opened her eyes in a daze, and the orange flames reflected a soft and cute figure. She asked vaguely: "Are you not sleeping yet?"
The national treasure sitting next to the fire turned his head, and the bear claw seemed to poke the bonfire with something.
With two crackling sounds, the firewood burst out slightly.
The flames in the bonfire rose a little higher.
"I'll be vigilant."
There is no one who stays overnight in the unknown forest, and he doesn't know when he will be swallowed by wild beasts.
She noticed Andaxiang's sleeping position and her slightly blue-white face.
Moving his seat and saying to her, "Why don't you lean against the fire? The weather gets colder, and the temperature in the forest will only be even lower in the middle of the night. You don't have the animal hair to keep warm, so you are prone to getting sick. If you get sick here, you may die."
Although it is clearly mentioned in the original work that Andaxiang's body underwent unknown optimization and transformation during the time travel process, it does not mean that she is invincible. Andaxiang will still be tortured by her aunt, have a fever and cold, and there is no targeted medical treatment.
The disease comes like a mountain falling, and the disease goes like a thread being drawn.
The recovery from illness depends entirely on Xiaoqiang's spirit who cannot be beaten to death.
Because the orcs have strong body and rarely suffer from other diseases except for trauma, in this world of orcs with rough medical methods, neither traditional Chinese medicine nor Western medicine has been developed, and there are only tribal witch doctors who are not very reliable and metaphysical. There is a plot that makes Pei Ye deeply remembered. The heroine was fed in the rain and was in a daze, and she looked like "I have already won the lottery to be reincarnated."
The male protagonists, Gray Python, Qing and Golden Lion all rushed around in a hurry.
It happened that at this time, the only witch doctor in his Mumu tribe came back from going out to collect herbs and go to the clinic.
This witch doctor with a mysterious origin is one of the early harem f5s of the heroine, and is also a big shot with a deep identity. She is the prince of the largest tribe in the Orc world. She has been exiled to the border of the Orc Continent for various reasons and was picked up by the golden lion who went out to hunt.
The witch doctor is a more respected profession in the orc world. Generally speaking, only the orc tribes with strong strength, large scale and wealthy economy are worthy of possession. The Golden Lion took him in, so he naturally lived in seclusion in his Mumu tribe as a witch doctor under the pretext of repaying his kindness. Occasionally earned some extra money to go to other orc tribes nearby to help with diagnosis and treatment in exchange for the supplies needed for life. His life was pretty good.
The three male protagonists immediately pulled him over to treat the female protagonist.
[How to dissipate the heat?]
The male protagonists were confused.
The witch doctor rolled his eyes: [What do you think? She is not your female?]
With the simple and crude way of thinking in the orc world, they all came up with a solution.
Just thinking about that scene, I subconsciously rolled my throat and swallowed my saliva
The cure for heat dissipation is...
Many people who will be caught up by the River Crab Master in minutes, mutual assistance, point-to-face, hydraulic rod type, and sports.
When Pei Ye looked at this content, he was calm and his mind was also filled with the cat movies he had watched when he returned to the Federation. Sure enough, no matter what era it was, the more inexperienced the novice, the more he liked to fabricate these curious knowledge.
Pei Ye was deeply suspicious.
The heroine's gold finger in the orc world is not a crazy fragrance or an aunt's blood that triggers the baby to enter the growth stage early, but her life that cannot be killed is not her life? This durability is even higher than that of a doll made of high-end nano-soft silicone.
Relying on her furry and cute big round face plate, she could not see any change in expression, Pei Ye let herself go. An Daxiang's eyes were hazy? Hesitantly looked at the burning bonfire. She also wanted to get close to her? But she was afraid that she would sleep too badly, roll into the fire? Or she was burned by the sparks splashed out from the fire... But she was too cold.
The slight reddish and moist eyes fell on Pei Ye.
Um? The national treasure looks fluffy and soft, and it must be very comfortable and warm to hold it with such a wide chest.
But she didn't dare to say it.
Pei Ye said: "I will stare at the fire."
"Hmm? OK."
An Daxiang moved the banana leaves and approached the bonfire and Pei Ye.
The continuous heat spread to her skin through the fire? Dispel the previous chill? A comfortable sigh spilled out from her mouth.
After a while, sleepiness came back, and Andaxiang continued to dream of the unfinished dream, and her breathing gradually calmed down and sootheed.
The next morning? The first ray of sunlight shines on the dead leaves through the thick canopy.
Andaxiang woke up with soreness in her back.
Open your eyes and see the strange blue sky instead of the familiar ceiling.
She was stunned? After a while, yesterday's experience came to her like a tide.
Before I could clean up my complicated mood, I heard the sound of water clattering at the tip of my ears.
Looking at the sound, I saw a national treasure fishing seriously in the water.
There are more than a dozen lying on the shore, and the national treasures are still throwing them to the shore.
"Eat fish in the morning? Will it taste too heavy..."
Andaxiang had a bit of bad breath before. When she kissed her unmarried ex-husband, she occasionally saw him frowning in disgust, and even admitted that her mouth was smelly. She was very shocked. She developed the habit of brushing her teeth three times a day, carrying gum and breath-clearing spray with her. But now there is no condition for brushing teeth? Wait until the national treasure trotter fish comes back? She moved upstream? She scooped up a handful of clear water with both hands and sucked it into her mouth. After repeated ten times, she felt better. She washed her face carefully.
"Oh, electric toothbrush facial cleanser... I just bought a CPB a few days ago. Damn, my Shiseido milk has not been removed yet. The radish diced, Yang Shulin, Xiang Grandma... Lipstick Eye Shadow Foundation Eye Cream Cream... All of them are gone... Fuck tm..."
Andaxiang squatted by the water and watched her reflection in the water.
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, I raised my hand to slap the water surface, and then I felt a little better when I saw the water splashing.
Pei Ye was sitting on the shore and brushed the fish scales with the bored fish scales made last night. His round ears trembled and he shook his head.
Where is this?
Not to mention those cosmetics and skin care products, there is not even a toilet or toilet paper, there is no aunt's towel or tampon, and even a cotton underwear. In the border area of the Orc Continent, there are more rich beast leather jackets made from nitrogen. Those who have no money directly use large leaves instead, and rely on shaking to fight the cold in winter... The uncomfortable days are still coming. Pei Ye shook his head, and it's a long way to go.
Of course, if An Daxiang is willing to follow the orc male protagonists, the quality of life and life will be guaranteed, and she will not go to the ground all day and spend her time. Pei Ye interrupted An Daxiang's words to herself: "Grill fish for me, and go and collect debts when you have enough."
Andaxiang took two steps and suddenly her expression became strange.
"I, I want to go to the bathroom..."
She has a good working day and needs to take a stool every morning when she wakes up.
Pei Ye: "Toilet?"
Andaxiang covered her butt with her hands and her cheeks were slightly red.
Pei Ye "understands", and Xiong claws pointed to the dense jungle: "Go, don't be too far away, there is danger to call me."
Andaxiang's face turned green.
“Yes, are there paper?”
Pei Ye grabbed his maomao: "Do you think I look like I do?"
Andaxiang: "..."
Pei Ye said again: "Or, I'll catch a duck for you?"
Andaxiang: "Ha? Why are you catching ducks??"
When it comes to being associated with a duck, I always feel strange.
"Some wealthier orc tribes are very particular. They can use soft fur on duck's neck to wipe their butts, and some use goose."
It can also wipe the butt, wash it clean, slaughter it and eat it.
Andaxiang: "..."
Pei Ye thought about it and touched a few pieces of wood that were cut into fingers from the side and gave it to her: "But it's too late to catch ducks now, you can use this... Now the orc tribes use bamboo slices to wipe shit, but I used the target, and the material should be softer than bamboo."
An Daxiang twitched the corners of her mouth, and she waved her hand with difficulty after a while.
"Forget it, no need, I'll pull a few leaves myself..."
Pei Ye said: "Then bring it with you too. Dig a hole with bamboo slices and remember to bury it."
Andaxiang: "..."
The next day after traveling, she began to miss her scumbag's fiancée ex-husband.
If she had known that today would be there, she should have endured the calm yesterday, so that the scumbag and her best friend who was inseparable from the scumbag would roll down from her wedding bed, get out of her wedding room, and completely evaporated from her world, instead of trying to put them in a hurry to feel comfortable.
It's fine now.
She didn't know whether the enemy was dead or not, but she knew she was about to die.
I didn't dare to go too far but didn't dare to get too close. The whole process was so ashamed and angry that I was embarrassed and at a loss.
Why doesn’t God give her a system or something like gold finger?
Or if she lets her wedding room be her portable space, she is so humble that she wants to use a toilet.
After being squeezed and tossed, An Daxiang always felt a strange smell on her body. She washed her hands several times before she felt a little better.
Grill fish quietly and eat quietly.
Ignoring the whole process, I was rumbling like a thunder, which was the movement caused by Qing.
He didn't eat much yesterday morning. In the afternoon, he left the cub form and entered the transformation process of adulthood, which consumed a lot of physical strength. In addition, the basic consumption of adult male orcs was consumed. Later, he was beaten and bound by Pei Ye. The rice grains were not finished and the water had not been stained, so he was so hungry that he had long been too hungry.
The lips were dry and the Wudian Temple beat gongs and drums.
He couldn't help staring at the source of the scent of grilled fish, but neither Pei Ye nor An Daxiang paid attention to him.
To be continued...