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001: I don't want you to beat me(1/2)

The simply furnished room was pitch black, but the screen on the study room was flashing with faint blue light, and occasionally you could hear ticking messages.

At this time, a slight step came from the kitchen from far to near, and the figure gradually became clear.

Didi--

The message prompt sounded again, and the man made a mistake. He didn't see how she moved. He turned into a wisp of blue smoke and appeared in the study room. The speed was so fast that he could leave a string of phantoms. She took a sip of the instant drink she had just soaked, and casually placed the panda-shaped mug on the desk, sliding her fingers upwards on the virtual screen.

【Pei Ye, are you there?】

【Are you here, Pei Ye?】

[Grandma Pei, don’t pretend to be dead if you’re in a big hurry!]

[Uncle Pei, please call you uncle, please reply quickly when you see the news, otherwise I will hack your intelligence!]

[Pei Ye comes out, Pei Ye comes out, I know you are online, don’t hide behind the screen without making a sound, I know you are peeking at the screen!]

...

The time in the lower right corner jumps second by second.

Pei Ye read the messages from his friend who was increasingly irritable, and his expression was as calm as stagnant.

My friend begged my grandfather to sue her grandmother and then compromised in despair, and it flooded the screen in a row.

Pei Ye skipped the unnutritious whispers in the middle and directly stroked to the last few sentences.

[Grandma Pei, you are so calm, I admit defeat, I am convinced you.]

Friends' attitude gradually softened.

[I want to ask you for help in something. Haven’t you been very idle lately? Help me take care of a baby, and everything will be easy to say after the matter is done.]

[The existence of this baby is not convenient for outsiders to know. After thinking about it, I can only come to you for help.]

[I know you can't take care of your children, so I specially designed a fool-style cultivation app for the little guy. You can just raise it as you like, it's not a problem at all.]

[I have something to do, I will talk about it later!]

My friend XXX sent you a document offline, please be careful to check it.

The movement was so fast that it seemed like selling hot potatoes.

Pei Ye hesitated for a while at these words, but finally chose to accept it.

Her posture changed from a straight sitting position to a lazy and decadent Ge You lying down, her long legs crossed and leaned against a corner of the desk, humming a popular tune from the local natives.

Download, install, and open the APP.

Completed in one go.

A second later, the smart brain screen turned black with a loud bang, and a gorgeous sea of ​​pink stars slowly emerged.

The sea of ​​stars moves closer to the center of the smart brain screen, forming a pink vortex.

Not long after, the pink vortex condensed into a cute pink heart, simulating the heart to pound three times.

"Why is a slutty app designed to be so slutty?"

As he said that, love suddenly exploded, turning into flowing pink light, gathering into four big words.

【Love and raise baby】

Pei Ye: “…”

Not only do they design a slut, but they also copy the slut.

Playing this kind of game will lower your style.

She picked up the snacks piled up in a corner of the study, tore open the biodegradable paper packaging bag, took out the potato chips and ate them.

After waiting, the long scene animation finally ended, and a more sexy logo popped up.

It is clearly a privately produced APP. The creator also designed a series of disclaimers for this Yangzi APP, which required Pei Ye to sign a statement before entering the game.

She glanced casually and found that the terms of these disclaimers were quite mentally retarded.

[This game is a cultivation game that integrates love and raising children.]

[1. The development of the baby is controlled by the player (if the baby is mentally retarded, please do not get angry. I examine myself three times a day, find problems from myself, and refuse domestic violence). The baby's growth requires players to participate throughout the process. Please treat it seriously, do not fish for three days and two days to spread the Internet~~~]

[2. The baby's emotions are very sensitive. Please pay attention to its mood changes.]

[3. If a baby makes a mistake, please guide the main thing and do not swear.]

[4. Once this game is activated, it will be bound for life and cannot be destroyed or discarded.]

...

[Finally, all interpretation rights belong to Tian Nao!]

【If you don’t accept it, come and hit me!】

Pei Ye: “…”

She now wants to buy a flight ticket to Central Planet and take over that guy’s nest!

Who is not good to be coquettish in front of her?

Pei Ye did not look at these mentally retarded terms carefully, and he pulled the last one to agree. He signed his name according to the process and bound his account.

As the melodious and light BGM sounded, the game finally began.

Pei Ye casually clicked and skipped the boring beginner guidance.

Compared with fancy cutscenes and logo images, the game interface is unexpectedly simple. The picture is a simple room with gray and white walls, one closed frosted window, a closed door, a wooden table, a wooden stool and a fancy egg placed on the wooden stool, nothing else.

This egg is really fancy, and it can be found in about twenty colors at a rough rate, as messy as a child's graffiti.

She poked the egg and a name box popped out of the screen.

[Please ask players to name their baby or lover]

"Since everyone says it's a baby, then it's called Aba."

This game setting really makes her feel too speechless.

She is not paper-like, so it is impossible for her to use the paper-like people in the APP as her partner, and it is even more impossible for her lover.

Raising a cub and raising a lover is equivalent to raising a cub and selling it domestically?

Too heavy

_(:з」∠)_

【Successful name】

The system prompted that the egg's head was filled with two small words—

【Ah Zai】

Pei Ye explored the functions of various buttons, and the system prompted her to get an ID for the account.

After thinking for a moment, [your dad] was born.

If that egg is filled with a title, the small words on your head will become [Your dad's baby]

While poking various icons, she studied the meaning of these icons.

"I'm so embarrassed to make such a simple game. If you put it on the market, you can't even make a splash..."

She almost dabbled in action, adventure, simulation, role-playing, and casual games. Among them, she mainly focuses on popular krypton gold (kill krypton) games, and has played several games in the cultivation game, but after playing it for a while, she found out the routine and abandoned it.

Judging from her perspective, this cultivation app is too simple.

It really can't arouse the urge to krypton gold.

"How to upgrade this thing?"

After exploring for a while, Pei Ye found a progress bar called "Meditity" on the egg.

"Merit" is equivalent to the experience of ordinary games. There is no channel for krypton gold, so it can only rely on the liver.

"According to the cultivation routine, at this time, we should launch a 'one-yuan purchase' and 'six yuan gift SR skin' to cheat krypton..."

There are "1" and "6", and then we will have the next 98, 188, 348 and 648

_(:з」∠)_

Even Pei Ye has been tricked by game merchants and has been stolen tens of thousands of times.

For developing games, either relying on krypton or relying on the liver. Games that are both krypton and liver are called shameless.

She has nothing now, but she has a lot of leisure time and is full of liver, so it is not cost-effective to krypton gold.

"How much merit is needed to break the shell? Ten hundred thousand...one thousand merits? It doesn't seem like a lot..."

Pei Ye poked randomly and found that there were important clues to the novice guide who had just skipped.

She quickly pulled out the novice guidance and took a closer look.

A piece of parchment is rolled up in the center of the picture. The text in the front is quite clear, but the back is contaminated by ink, intermittently.

[Ten hundred thousand years ago, the heaven and earth were full of spiritual energy. Although there were frictions between immortals, humans, demons, and demons, the overall situation was still peaceful.]
To be continued...
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