Chapter 014 Buying a Mobile Phone
Jiang Xiaotu: "Oh."
"Why are you so well-behaved?" Li Yishu couldn't help pinching her face when she saw her obediently responding.
Sure enough, it was as soft as he thought, just like her hands, it was fleshy and had a great feeling!
Jiang Xiaotu covered her face and glared: "Three rules, three..."
"Don't pinch your face." Li Yishu naturally followed.
Jiang Xiaotu: “…”
"I know, I know, I will try my best not to pinch your face in the future, can I do it?" Li Yishu smiled very happily.
"You're laughing."
"I'm laughing at you why you are so cute?" Li Yishu stretched out his hand.
Jiang Xiaotu hides.
Li Yishu still scratched her face with her index finger.
Jiang Xiaotu seemed surprised: Why don’t you pinch my face?
"Puchi... I just wanted to touch your face, but I didn't want to pinch you. You think I'm a crazy person, pinching endlessly. And when I pinched, I didn't use any force, so I just touched it gently. Do you want to be so careful? I feel like I'm killing you..." Li Yishu couldn't help it.
I just thought she was a little simple before, but now he thinks she is "stupid". She is so stupid and silly. How did she live safely until now?
Jiang Xiaotu's little face as big as a palm became cold: "Are you playing tricks on me?"
She seemed to have reacted.
"Hahahahaha..." Seeing her serious and angry little face, Li Yishu laughed for a long time, feeling that her stomach was about to hurt. "No, I'm not playing tricks on you, I just think you are too cute and want to tease you. As a result, I found out that I've been teasing for a long time, we are not on the same channel at all, pudchi... You don't seem to know what's going on until now."
Jiang Xiaotu: "..." So, he was sure he wasn't playing with her?
"Hey, have you never had a boyfriend before?"
Jiang Xiaotu was about to speak, but Li Yishu stopped her.
"Wait a minute, let me guess what the reason is. You may say that you have to go to school, or that the master is not sure. You say, am I right?"
"Master is not allowed." Jiang Xiaotu stared at him, not sure what he was doing.
"It seems that I guessed quite accurate. Then do you know why your master is not accurate?" He was a little proud.
Jiang Xiaotu: "I don't know." I practice, but I can't say it.
The master said that I can’t say anything, I can’t say I don’t know.
"I think your master must think you are too simple and afraid that you will be deceived by others when you go out."
Jiang Xiaotu: "..." is not the case, I am afraid of delaying my cultivation.
"Actually, I'm afraid that you will be deceived when you go out, so I unilaterally decided that no matter where you go in the future, you must report to me first and set the access control time. If you don't come back after it's time, I know where to look for you, do you understand?"
Jiang Xiaotu hesitated: "Do you have to say anything anywhere?"
"Everything is needed."
"What about... what about going to the toilet?"
"Ahem, if you're at your own home, don't tell me. If you're outside, for example, if I'm shooting a movie outside, you go to see me, and there's a wilderness, you still need to tell me first. What if I don't see you in a wrong way and are anxious and look for you everywhere?"
"Then forget it, I won't go see you."
"Hey! We are not married yet, my wife, you are so neglecting your husband. How can this be done? We need to interact at any time and have come and go to cultivate feelings, do you know? You have made three rules with me. I'll just mention one thing, so you won't agree, right?"
"Would you like to tell you that if I can ensure my own safety, it depends on the situation."
Li Yishu was a little helpless: "Are you still bargaining with me? Okay, no matter whether you can ensure your safety, I have to decide on this matter."
Jiang Xiaotu insisted: "I'm determined." He didn't know his background, so what should he decide?
"I'll decide."
"I'll decide."
"I'll decide."
"I'll decide."
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The cameraman: The couple had a very good relationship along the way, did they start a quarrel?
"We cannot reach a unified opinion on this matter, so let's talk about it later. But you must explain your whereabouts to me first when you go out." Li Yishu was helpless. Now he realized that this little white rabbit looked very easy to bully, but he became stubborn and could not pull back even ten cows.
It seems that he has to find another strategy.
Jiang Xiaotu: "Okay."
It's right, it's been smooth all the way, and there seems to be no accidents.
When Li Yishu arrived at the mobile phone store safely and smoothly, he couldn't believe it himself, and he always felt like he was dreaming.
When they were buying their mobile phones, Li Yishu asked the other party to take out the best brand and latest model in their store, make a comparison, and make sure to pay. The other party told them that when they won the special prize in the store, he suddenly reacted to something: "Wife, are you reincarnated by a koi?"
Jiang Xiaotu was stunned: "Ha?"
"Look, when I was having dinner with you just now, the restaurant was also saying that we won the prize, the meal was free, and there were gifts. Now we buy mobile phones, and we bought one free, and won the special prize... Wife, I tell you, the first time in my life I have tasted the prize, all of which is yours. You must be a koi reincarnation, otherwise my luck would not have become so good!" Li Yishu analyzed it with a reasonable and surprising, "I just said, we just walked all the way, why didn't anything happen? It turned out to be here. Wife, I am really lucky that I actually met a living silver carp!"
Jiang Xiaotu pursed her lips: Nonsense, I am not a little broken fish, I am half a Taoist.
Even half of it is better than Xiao Poyu!
Column Group: Why do you think Li Yishu’s words are quite reasonable?
Assistant Zhu Yile's eyes suddenly lit up: It's not true, right?! Will Brother Li not be so unlucky again in the future? This is great news, he must tell Sister Mei.
Exit your phone and send messages.
Sister Mei, who was busy, took a look and replied: [I am sick. I am tired, so I take a leave to go home to rest.]
Assistant Zhu Yile: [Really, Sister Mei, Brother Li won two awards today, both after meeting Jiang Xiaotu. And when he walked with Jiang Xiaotu, Brother Li never had any bad accidents again.]
Sister Mei: [Who is Jiang Xiaotu? Didn’t it mean that the female star who deals with Xiaoshu’s surname is Lu?]
Assistant Zhu Yileyidai: I seem to be out of stock!
When he looked up again, he found that his brother Li was happily paying for a new phone, trying out a photo of Jiang Xiaotu and "forwarding the koi".
It was posted by Brother Li himself, but it doesn’t matter to him. So if Sister Mei sees any new news on Weibo later, it doesn’t matter to him at all.
Sister Mei: [Where is the person?]
Sister Mei: [Yi Le?]
Sister Mei: [Speak.]
Chapter completed!