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After preparing, a group of five people came from the villa area to the swimming pool.

They came to the best swimming pool in the villa, located at the highest point of the villa, and it happened to be built on the edge of a cliff. If you are tired of swimming, you can lie by the pool and look down at the scenery from a high place.

Chen Fei was not very interested in today's swimming, but he just wanted to come to the suburbs to breathe fresh air. However, after entering the swimming pool for some reason, he suddenly felt that he had come alive. So he swam around the 100-meter-long swimming pool to the fullest, like a fish.

At some point, he was a little tired, so he floated out of the water and came to the edge of the pool in the direction of the cliff and lay down, looking down from a high place below.

The wind blows from a distance, with the fragrance of moist soil, and birds fly by in the air from time to time. The earth is lush and beautiful.

Looking at these scenes, my whole mood suddenly became extremely comfortable.

He was just watching it in a daze, and suddenly he heard a thud. When he turned his head, he saw that Yang Xiyue came out of the water.

She straightened up, shook her hair back, then put it back with her hands, then looked at Chen Fei.

"elder brother."

She smiled at Chen Fei and shouted softly.

This was the first time she called Chen Fei "Brother", not the previous "Brother Chen", so she was a little cautious, for fear that Chen Fei would get angry when he heard it.

But when Chen Fei heard this title, he didn't react much. He just smiled at her and shouted: "Xiaoyue."

Xiaoyue?

Yang Xiyue was stunned.

Because Chen Fei didn't call her that before.

But now, he changed his words.

He certainly couldn't not know that Xiaoyue's name is generally only used by people who are very close to her, such as family, best friends like Zhang Yuhe and Xia Ziqi, who would call her like this, so... in an instant, Yang Xiyue's face was like a flower.

"Brother." She shouted again, then swam to Chen Fei, lying down with him, and looking at the scenery below and in the distance.

at this time.

Not far away.

Li Yu was swimming in the direction of Chen Fei with a groan.

But he was caught by Xia Ziqi as soon as he swam in the middle.

"Oh, what are you doing?" Li Yu murmured with dissatisfaction.

"Li Yu, let's go, let's go downstairs and take a look." Xia Ziqi whispered, pointing in the direction below with her eyes.

"Go downstairs, what are you doing?" Li Yu was stunned.

"You will know if you go down. Let's go!" Xia Ziqi said.

"Then I'll call Chen Fei!" Li Yu said.

"What are you shouting? Only the three of us, Chen Fei won't go!" Xia Ziqi glared.

"Why didn't Chen Fei go?" Li Yu was puzzled.

"Oh, why are you so stupid? Go away quickly, otherwise I won't let Chen Fei teach you photography!"

"No!" Li Yu became anxious when he heard this, and quickly followed Xia Ziqi and Zhang Yuhe to leave the swimming pool and walked downstairs.

So, Chen Fei and Yang Xiyue were the only ones left in the huge swimming pool.

Chen Fei had actually noticed the situation there, but he was happy to see that Li Yu was really a little noisy and annoying. At this moment, he just wanted to stay alone quietly for a while. If he had to be with others, he hoped it would be Yang Xiyue.

The two of them were lying by the pool, staying quietly, but strangely, neither Chen Fei nor Yang Xiyue felt embarrassed or awkward. Instead, they had a very comfortable feeling.

Maybe both of them actually have the genes to be alone?

After looking quietly for a while, Yang Xiyue suddenly pointed in one direction and said excitedly: "Brother, look, the wild rabbit."

Chen Fei looked in the direction she pointed, and there were indeed two little white rabbits below the cliff.

"It's still a couple." Chen Fei smiled.

"Couple?" Yang Xiyue was very surprised. In her opinion, the two rabbits were both snow-white, exactly the same, and there was no way to see the difference.

But Chen Fei knew it. He explained: "The skeletons of the same breed of male rabbits will be slightly larger than those of female rabbits and slightly taller. The heads of male rabbits are larger than those of female rabbits of the same breed and have a rounder head."

When Yang Xiyue heard this, her eyes were bright and she was a little admiring.

After pausing, Yang Xiyue said again: "Brother has good eyesight, and my eyesight is pretty good, but I can only see that the two little rabbits are white, so the difference between them is not very good!"

Speaking of his vision, Chen Fei was a little proud: "My eyesight is indeed good. You may not believe it when you say it. My eyes are more than enough to be a pilot."

"How much vision does my brother have?"

"That depends on which kind of vision meter is used to measure it. If it is an e-character vision meter, I am about 5.3. If it is a c-character vision meter, it should be 2.0."

“Is the C-shaped vision chart more difficult?”

Chen Fei nodded: "my country has always used the e-shaped vision chart, and the internationally universal vision chart is the c-shaped vision chart. Usually, the c-shaped vision chart refers to the Lan's ring vision chart, which is mainly used to detect the vision of professionals such as pilots who have high requirements for vision. Theoretically, using an annular vision chart is more reasonable than an e-shaped vision chart."

"Brother knows so much." Yang Xiyue's eyes were shining at Chen Fei.

Chen Fei turned his head and looked at Yang Xiyue, and his heart suddenly thumped. He withdrew his gaze and said with a smile: "When talking about the pilot's vision, I remembered a joke."

"Can brother tell me?"

"Of course, this joke is like this. It is said that an old captain has very poor eyesight, but he can get through the test every year when checking his vision. His trick is to memorize the vision test form. He will ask which one the doctor points to, and then answer based on his memory.

However, this year, another doctor was changed to another eye checklist, so the result was that the old captain's vision was almost the same as that of a blind man.

The doctor was very curious and asked him, since you can't see anything and don't wear glasses, how did you fly the plane over the years?

The old captain said, it's very simple. I just listened to the instructions from the tower. Besides, I have been flying for so many years, and I am very familiar with the runway.

The doctor asked again, but what after taking off?

The old captain said that it would be easier after taking off, just change to automatic driving.

The doctor asked again, what about landing? It’s not easy!
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