055 [My life is up to me and I can't help it]
Near Ye Jindong's house---
The poor stray cat was happily eating the steamed grouper that Ye Jindong brought to him.
If Sister Hong, who is "Gu Han", knows that Ye Jindong actually feeds stray cats with such precious fish, he will definitely scold him again.
"Meow!" After eating a few bites of the fragrant grouper, the cat raised his little head and shouted at Ye Jindong, as if thanking Ye Jindong for feeding.
It is daytime now, and you can clearly see the color of this stray cat, but it is a little white cat with snow-white fur. It is just because I haven't taken a shower for a long time, the little white cat has become a little cat.
Ye Jindong reached out to touch the stray cat's little head and said, "It's delicious! I don't know if you have the next meal after this meal?!"
The kitten meowed twice.
At this time, someone behind him said, "Brother Dong, what are you doing? Are you busy sucking cats!"
"Wow, this little female cat is so cute. Look at its skin as snowy as snow, its body is graceful, smooth and handsome, it looks handsome, it is simply front and back, and it is typical of round and smooth front and back! Brother Dong has a good vision!"
When Ye Jindong heard this naughty voice, he knew that Dao Zai and the others were coming.
Sure enough, with the sound of speaking, Dao Zai, Xiang Zai and Ding Yaozu came to Ye Jindong with laughter.
"Wow, Brother Dong is so sharp now. Not only do he know how to soak cats, but he also wears so coquettishly! Change two sets a day, and the white suit is so good for you!" Dao Zai looked surprised.
Ye Jindong stood up and gave Daozi a chestnut on his forehead, "It's a big deal! How about it, the family has been arranged?"
"Of course it's arranged!" Dao Zai put his hands in his pockets, looking very bachelor. "Boss, you give so much home payment, my greedy mother's saliva is almost flowing out!"
Xiangzai also laughed, "Yes, it's so much money! My grandma has counted the money for a long time!"
"Azu, where are you?"
Ding Yaozu was squatting on the ground and playing with stray cats. When he saw Ye Jindong asking questions, he looked up and said, "I gave it to the fine guys, so I can use it to go to college!"
Ye Jindong nodded, "Since everyone's homes are all arranged, then wait tonight!" As he said that, he took out a cigarette and bit it on his mouth, took out a ZIPPO lighter and lit it, took a sip, spit it out, looked at the gradually sinking sun, and said with a squint, "Now, call all brothers together, North Point!"
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Wan Chai North Point---
Good Luck Comes to the Que House---
Hongxing North Point Hall Master B--
At this moment, there was no customer in the huge croaker restaurant, but it was filled with hundreds of scammers brought by Ye Jindong, and they were all filled with people.
In the middle of the Crime House, Big B Zheng said to Ye Jindong with a grievance: "Please, don't do it so grandly, okay? If you put the flag on it, just put the flag on it, just put the gathering together, why are you here? Look, I have no business to do now, and I still have to play with you. It's so miserable!"
Ye Jindong looked at Big B with a bitter face and smiled and said, "There is no way, who makes me like you so much? I want to look at you again before planting the flag!"
"Look at it!" Big B was almost crying, "When you do this, everyone knows that I support you in the flag!"
"Just let them know. Do you still need to keep the ambiguous relationship between you and me?" Ye Jindong blinked, looking deep and loyal.
Big B: “…?!”
Deep down, I rely on the eighteen generations of Ye Jindong's ancestors.
Originally, he helped Ye Jindong secretly, so that he would not be discovered by others. But now, Ye Jindong is here to "visit" him while he is planting a flag. This is obviously to take him out and roast him on the fire!
Big B's heart was bleeding, but now that things have come to this point, he can only accept his fate.
Ye Jindong couldn't help but comfort him when he saw Da B's miserable look on his face, "Saturday, I'm just borrowing precious land for a while and I'll start soon!"
Big B: “…?!”
He gritted his teeth and was simply generous and said, "Okay, since you are going to plant the flag tonight, then let's worship Mr. Guan! The Guandi here is very effective!"
...
In a moment---
Leading by Ye Jindong and Da B, people stood in a dark place behind him, including Dao Zai, Xiang Zai, Ding Yaozu and others standing on Ye Jindong's side, looking rebellious.
In front of everyone was a shrine. Inside the shrine was a statue of Guandi more than three feet high, with incense burners and guardian flags in front of them.
Big B took the lead and took out three incense sticks, took out his lighter and slapped it, then lit the incense, bowed to Guandi three times, and said piously: "God of Guandi, bless me, I wish me a prosperous fortune, and I wish my good brother, success in the flag!" He said silently in his heart, and wished them to get out sooner. I am so miserable and have no business to do!
After the prayer was finished, Big B then stepped forward, with a solemn expression, and respectfully inserted the incense lit in his hand into the incense burner.
Next to him, Ye Jindong looked at Big B paying homage to the second brother of Guan with ignorance.
To be honest, Ye Jindong doesn’t believe in these things very much.
For Ye Jindong---
He doesn't believe in ghosts! He doesn't believe in God!
Don’t believe in heaven! Don’t believe in earth!
He only believes in himself!
I believe in those good brothers who dare to give their lives to themselves!
The last time I went to see Mr. Jiang, Ye Jindong was willing to worship Guan Gong because of helplessness and circumstances. But now, looking at the mud doll on the shrine, Ye Jindong really had no intention of worshiping.
So, when Big B handed him the sandalwood, Ye Jindong said, "I'm the one who worships you?! I'm the Lanzi of Ciyun Mountain, and even if I worship you, I'll worship Huang Daxian of Ciyun Mountain!"
Daozi and others next to him said, "Yes, Wong Tai Sin is our godfather, we all worship him!"
The Lanzi of Ciyun Mountain does not believe in Guan Gong, but he is sure that Wong Tai Sin.
And according to habits, Ciyun Mountain Ranzi has always regarded Wong Tai Sin as her "godfather" since she was a child, and asked her godfather to help her eliminate disasters and pray for blessings.
Big B was embarrassed. He wanted to sell his favors, but he didn't want them to appreciate it at all. You know, not everyone can worship Guan Gong here!
"Be a beggar and have a good fortune!" Big B looked salivating and felt that he was very mean.
Ye Jindong then reluctantly took the three pillars of Qingxiang, and Da B personally used a lighter to help him light it.
When Ye Jindong saw that it was lit, he was about to open his mouth to blow out the fragrance. Big B hurriedly said, "If the fragrance is lit, it cannot be blown!"
Ye Jindong: "There are many rules!"
I still blew out the fragrance in one breath, without giving Big B any face.
Big B looked embarrassed.
Ye Jindong took the fragrance and inserted it into the incense burner. After thinking about it, he took two more pieces and lit them, inserted them into the incense burner at the same time, and then said to Guandi: "Give you two more pieces to make you full! If you have enough food and drink enough, do more things, and bless me and my brothers to kill Dongxing's group of frustration!"
With a click, two pieces of fragrance inserted into the incense burner were broken.
Da B was shocked: "Three long and two short?! I have said that this fragrance cannot be blown, and you must be pious enough when burning the fragrance!"
The others around were also shocked, their faces were filled with worry, and they thought to themselves: "It's not good, Emperor Guan will not bless you, it will be bad for you to go to the battle."
Ye Jindong raised his sword eyebrows, stared at the statue of Guandi, and pointed at the statue of Guandi and said: "How many of your words? I'll give you more more. If you don't feel good, don't eat it!" After saying that, he actually reached out to overturn the statue of Guandi to the ground!
With a bang, Guandi landed on the ground and broke two pieces!
Big B: “…?!”
A look of horror.
You know, Guandi is a supreme god in his mind and must not be insulted!
But now---
Seeing Ye Jindong stepped forward even more arrogantly, stepped on the Guandi statue and pointed to the broken statue on the ground: "You are happy now, are you? I really don't know what the use of everyone worshiping you?!"
After saying that, Ye Jindong turned around and said to everyone with a violent look on his face: "You all saw that our second brother Guan is unable to protect himself. Today he has no time to bless us! So, it is better to begging for others than to ask for others. My fate is up to me! Take your weapons, join me and kill Dongxing's group of flops!"
Everyone: "…?!"
Daozi responded first, "Fuck those who were fucking!" He showed off a knife, stuck out his tongue, and stroked it on his tongue, and blood came out--he tasted the blood, his eyes were crazy.
"Fuck Dongxing to death!" Ding Yaozu roared loudly, swung his mace and smashed the table beside him in half.
Instantly--
Everyone is crazy!
"Damn Dongxing!"
"Hongxing will win!"
"Ho roar!!!"
In front of the broken Guandi statue---
The whole demon dances!
Big B looked shocked---
Chapter completed!