Chapter 556: When it comes to perversion, its you humans(1/3)
Because a certain boss named Jiang was vomiting so much that he had to quit the next round of garbage picking and stayed in the monitoring room with F1101 to watch.
Picking up trash in person and watching people pick up trash in the control room are two completely different experiences.
When Jiang Qi picked it up by himself, he only had one thought in his mind:
Let me know where my baby is!
While watching people picking up trash in the monitoring room, Jiang Qi only had one thought in his mind:
Damn it, I've passed this place a few times before, why didn't I see this treasure!
Am I blind?
I rely on me, I rely on me!
Jiang Qi sat in the monitoring room, constantly taking pictures with his mobile phone, recording precious garbage, marking fixed points, and decided to pick them up in the next round.
What shadowworm droppings, it doesn’t matter!
With the popularization of F1101, Jiang Qi has accepted the invisible bug.
Invisible bug, a type of Zerg.
Although the Zerg and the Federation have fought several wars, and their brains have been knocked out, the Zerg are full of treasures, and everything they have used is said to be good.
Take the invisible insect as an example. This insect looks like a giant silkworm baby. It has white segments, each segment has a pair of small black eyes and wings. It looks very insectoid. Everyone who has seen it is confused.
say yue.
In terms of combat effectiveness, the Invisible Bug is a scumbag, and it can be a 50-50 fight with Teddy.
Because invisible bugs are invisible on the battlefield, they usually serve as scouts to gather information. But because they are a bit big (about the size of a border collie), federal soldiers are not fools. Even if such a big bug is invisible, there is no way to detect it.
Therefore, invisible bugs have always had a low status among the Zerg tribe, and they belong to the fringe bug category.
In terms of meat quality, although invisible insects are high-quality protein, they are not tasty.
Under the management of Oracle Company, the Federation people have long since escaped from the predicament of relying on the enemy to satisfy their hunger after the first war, and they can't miss a bite to eat. If the invisible insect meat is delicious and tastes good, then of course it is another matter, but its meat is dry.
, it tastes a bit bitter, and poor people would rather drink nutrient solution than eat invisible insect jerky.
But as the saying goes, there are no waste Zerg, only merchants who have no eyes to discover beauty. With the continuous exploration of Oracle Company, the value of invisible bugs has finally been discovered.
stool!
The droppings of invisible bugs are the best air fresheners.
It only needs simple treatment to be used. It is low cost and environmentally friendly. It can be used anywhere. Just lay a layer on the ground. It has been used in garbage dumps.
There are now more than 1.30,000 invisible insect breeding farms in the federation, just to provide people across the federation with high-quality and low-cost poop.
How can such a good thing make people yue?
Jiang Qi continued to take photos happily.
A complete vase.
Good things, as long as they are complete in this garbage dump, they are good things.
A pig's head.
Well, it can be seen that there were indeed many pig-shaped aircraft before the N37 star.
An ugly robot with missing arms and legs.
Wow, if I could carry this big guy back, wouldn’t I make a fortune!
A...
A small three-meter-high dung pile of invisible insect excrement.
Jiang Qi:……
"yue."
"Mr. Jiang Qi, Mr. Jiang Qi, what's wrong with you?"
Five minutes later, Jiang Qi weakly left the Wild Star Adventure Recreation Project.
Jiang Cha, who had already changed into the staff's clothes and was ready to join the job to help the tourists of the Wild Star Adventure Project, put on her gloves and asked the approximate value of the garbage in the garbage dump while putting on her gloves.
F3333.
"Is Jiang Qi suffering from gastroenteritis?"
"No." F3333 replied, "It should just be a simple nausea."
Jiang Cha was a little puzzled. Don’t you humans all like to play with shit?
The taxi driver eldest brother blew up shit when he was a kid, and Jiang Qi was very happy rolling around in the garbage dump before.
What is the situation now?
"Miss Jiangcha, do you remember everything I just said?" F3333 asked.
"Remember." Jiang Cha nodded. As a tea tree who cultivates immortality, quantum reading and photographic memory are essential skills.
"As long as the character of the recycler is consistent and does not collapse, it will be fine. There are no specific requirements, right?" Jiang Cha confirmed for the last time.
"Yes." F3333, who is not acting, has lost his lazy appearance. As a 007 worker specially developed for capitalist bosses, how can F3333 be the ultimate fisherman who can lie down and never sit down?
It's all about work.
F3333 said that he is just a little eager at most. He has worked hard for hundreds of years, and even a coolie-type bionic doll will still want to fish and take a vacation for himself.
"Any kind of personality is acceptable?" Jiang Cha asked, "Gentle, friendly, and persuasive?"
"Of course, as long as you like, you can play the role of a mute who can only gesture." F3333 nodded, "The recyclers in this project have a very large degree of freedom. There are tens of millions of civil servants in the Federation, and there are all kinds of people. As long as it is reasonable, everything can be done
Either way.”
Jiang Cha nodded thoughtfully.
Soon, the garbage picking time in the garbage dump is over.
With the experience from the previous time, everyone did not dare to linger and left one after another.
Gong Ye happily ran to the exit with his backpack on his back, eager to show off his harvest to Jiang Qi.
Gong Ye shoveled down the unknown black object on the abandoned car!
Although it was shoveled with the shovel exchanged by Zhou Yuan, Fang Jing, Yan Huaiyou, Li Liang, Manager Xu, and Cao Luoping who passed by on the way all helped him shovel a few shovels because they couldn't stand it.
However, this is not important.
Although Fang Jing was still worried that Gong Ye had spent two whole games shoveling down garbage that was not familiar with the feces of invisible bugs, and there was no harvest at the end of this game. He had no money to buy the tickets for the next game, so he could only monitor the
The room watched eagerly as everyone played, and gave Gong Ye a stew pot that he finally picked up, which looked very high-tech at first glance, with all the buttons that were incomprehensible.
But, this is also...
Okay, this is quite important.
However, these are not the point.
The point is that Gong Ye finally shoveled down that black thing!
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"Hahahahahahaha, Jiang Qi, look what I shoveled down...Eh? Where's Jiang Qi? Ai...You're Manager Ai, right? Manager Ai, where's Jiang Qi?" He kept shoveling the black unknown objects and didn't pick them up at all.
Trash, so Gong Ye, who was extremely clean after both games, was surprised to find that Jiang Qi was not waiting for everyone at the exit.
This kid is too lazy.
When everyone came, they were playing with their mobile phones in the changing room, but now after the game is over, they are not waiting for everyone at the exit.
Most likely, they are hiding somewhere and playing with their mobile phones.
"What Jiang Qi?" F1101 looked at Gong Ye expressionlessly, "I remember you, the guy who failed to gain anything last time."
"If you want to get close, I advise you to put away all these messy thoughts as soon as possible. The only way to make a living is to find some valuable items in the garbage dump. You, the N37 people, are not qualified to do this.
"
Gong Ye was not annoyed even after being scolded for two rounds. Who said he was a palace guide who started out as a bar owner?
He only appreciates actors who perform well. In the last scene, F1101 had no role. It was just a pure background. The highlight scenes were given to two newcomers, F3333 and F2387, and they had no sense of presence. Now Gong Ye looked at F1101 carefully and found that
His acting skills are also good.
Manager Ai can do it, obviously his main job is engineering, but now he’s not bad at acting part-time!
Where did Jiang Qi find these unattractive acting talents?
Everyone arrived one after another, some were happy and some were sad.
Jiang Wanwan is a typical person who starts at the peak. She didn't find anything good this round. The only complete object was a broken desk lamp as big as a palm, which looked like a decoration. The rest were scattered things, which would most likely be regarded as low-quality metal.
acquisition.
Store manager Xu’s character exploded this time and he picked up a round ball full of metallic luster and good texture. Although he didn’t know what it was and there was only one interface on the ball, in this garbage dump, it was so full of technology.
is undoubtedly a good thing.
To be continued...