Chapter 480 The Oriental Fortune Teller(2/2)
"Teacher An will praise us for our talent in divination. The general direction is right, but there are some details that we didn't notice."
"He will explain our divination content. After the explanation, he will assign homework based on the divination content of the day, and then the get out of class will be over."
"Are your divination contents always correct?" Jiang Qi just found it unbelievable. How could Teacher An have been a crystal ball divination teacher in the Incredible Academy for so many years with such outrageous deception?
He also deceived Lilian into this, and still feels lucky to this day, thinking that he has some talent for divination.
But Lillian has always been easily deceived.
"Of course it's wrong." Lilian said, "Occasionally, divination will be right, but divination is inherently impossible to tell whether it is right or wrong. The most famous fortune-teller would not dare to boast that every time his divination is correct."
"If you're wrong, you're wrong. The final grade is not based on the accuracy of divination in a semester."
Jiang Qi fell into silence.
Principal Peggy also fell silent.
Teacher Ling helplessly shook his head at his idiot disciple and floated to the corner. He couldn't bear to look at this unlucky student who was fooled by Teacher An.
Teacher Zero didn't know whether other students took the crystal ball divination class to get extra credits or to learn divination. He, the unlucky student, must have done it to learn divination.
Lillian didn't feel it yet. Although Principal Peggy and Teacher Zero both said that Teacher An was a liar, Lilian still believed that Teacher An simply had a low talent for divination. He just lacked ability and was not a liar.
"Boss, this is how you usually go to class. As for how to interpret the pictures, the guaranteed patterns I set are all drawn according to the patterns in this book. You only need to read "100 Omens of Crystal Ball Divination"
If you memorize the content and speak more pleasantly, there will definitely be no problem."
"Your diagram is too dry. Teacher An is very good at explaining it to us. He will give us a detailed explanation based on what we want to predict and our current situation."
"You may need to practice your eloquence again." Lillian gave her most sincere advice.
Then Lillian slipped away. She came over to give Jiang Qi one-on-one guidance after her morning class. Lillian had another class in the afternoon and she had to go to the classroom to prepare.
After Lilian left, Principal Peggy said categorically to Teacher Zero: "Zero, you are right, An is a liar."
Teacher Ling didn't answer, and slowly floated to Jiang Qi, who was carefully reading "100 Omens of Crystal Ball Divination", and asked: "Boss, do you have any questions?"
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Yes, boss, if you feel that following the class method is a bit exhausting, I can help you adjust the crystal ball divination class to once a week. This class is originally
There is one session a week, but not many people come." Principal Peggy said thoughtfully.
The two backbones of the Incredible Magic Academy just stared at Jiang Qi.
Jiang Qi stared straight at the book.
After a long time, Jiang Qi closed the book with a "pop" sound and frowned.
"The problem now is not that I have trouble in class."
"It's just that I haven't figured out this method of teaching yet."
"Lillian seemed to have said something just now, but she didn't seem to say anything at all."
Jiang Qi picked up the book, pointed at it and said, "Even this book, I think, is a collection of liars' tricks."
Teacher Zero nodded in agreement.
Principal Peggy seemed to understand what Jiang Qi meant: "So, boss, you actually need a professional who knows how to observe words and emotions, who can look at pictures and write words, and who knows how to use a pattern to make up lies based on what people are doing.
Instructing you?"
"That's right!"
Jiang Qi and Teacher Ling looked at Principal Peggy.
If an amusement park holds a lie-telling contest to see who is the best at telling lies, the champion will definitely be Principal Peggy, and she deserves it.
Principal Peggy, who was looking forward to it, shook her head: "I'm really not good at this. I only know how to make money quickly with practical words. I need to be given some facts to base on before I can make up something like this out of thin air.
I am not good at."
Principal Peggy said that if she were good at this, she wouldn't have been deceived by Teacher An for so many years.
The century-old signature of her incredible magic academy!
It was ruined just because of this damn liar!
Principal Peggy cried in her heart.
If Principal Peggy can't do it, who else can?
Jiang Qi was thinking crazily in his mind, feeling that no one he knew was good at speaking in this area.
Who these days can look at pictures and talk, make things out of nothing, and know how to observe the other person's words and make up lies based on the actual situation of the other party?
Isn’t it too difficult to find such high-end talents?
How about asking Hu Qing to send out a recruitment message to recruit a teaching assistant for his crystal ball divination class?
Jiang Qi was in trouble.
"Observe people's emotions, do divination, speak nicely, and be eloquent...Isn't this just...Isn't this just..."
Suddenly, a profession that is not common these days, but must be available, appeared in Jiang Qi's mind.
Fortune teller!
Contemporary young people may never tell fortunes once in their lives, but they must have friends who tell fortunes!
Jiang Qi suddenly took out his mobile phone and dialed Jiang Bing's WeChat number.
Answered in seconds.
"Hey, brother, what do you want from me?" Jiang Bing's place was quite noisy, and it didn't sound like he was in a mahjong parlor.
"Sister, have you had your fortune told recently?"
Jiang Bing:?
Jiang Bing changed her hand to hold the mobile phone: "Fortune telling? Am I the kind of person who engages in feudal superstition? Your sister, I have never told fortunes in my life. The most I do is tarot cards, horoscopes, palmistry, and crystal balls!"
Jiang Qi: "...you have quite a wide range of hobbies..."
"So-so." Jiang Bing said modestly, "What? Bro, you still want to tell fortunes? Is it because the amusement park business has been bad recently and you want to change the feng shui? I think your business is very good. There are so many people participating in the challenge. My B&B
It’s packed every day, do you know how many days I haven’t played mahjong?”
"Business has been very good recently, so I wanted to do some calculations. Sister, do you know of any fortune tellers who are famous and quick-tongued?"
Jiang Bing:?
What's wrong with Jiang Qi?
Jiang Bing thought for a while, and finally thought of something: "I have a friend who sent her a fortune teller in Moments some time ago. She said that the fortune teller was young but very accurate. He is probably a liar."
"But it's not the kind that calculates birthdays and horoscopes. It seems to be the Book of Changes or something. You know the divination and throwing copper coins? Brother, do you want to do the calculation? If you want to do the calculation, I asked her where the master is. I happen to want to do the calculation too.
It’s a peach blossom.”
"I haven't been in love for more than a year. I need to find a master to calculate whether I have a romantic relationship recently and whether I should wear some jewelry. When I was in college, I found a master who was very accurate. He said that I must fall in love in the second year.
As a result, I fell in love in January of the second year!"
Jiang Qi:……
You just said that you don’t engage in feudal superstition, but only tarot cards, horoscopes, palmistry, and crystal balls!
"Okay, you can help me ask. If possible, we can go in the afternoon."
"It's so urgent... Okay. Xiao Liu, I have to go out for something in the afternoon. Don't mess up the registration of this B&B. Don't cause any problems! Two of the cleaning aunts have asked for leave, right? Hurry up and find two temporary workers to come over.
If you really can't, go to a vocational high school and find some students. The room must be clean. In the evening, you can tell the vendors outside. Remember to take away the garbage. The garbage on the road will be swept by our cleaning staff. If you show up again,
In that case this morning, the stall wouldn’t be available to them, and we wouldn’t take the money!”
"And that..."
Jiang Qi hung up the phone.
Principal Peggy and Teacher Ling looked at Jiang Qi curiously and asked in unison: "Boss, what is a fortune teller?"
Chapter completed!