Chapter 348: Be wary of PUAs in the workplace
Jiang Qi asked Kua Kua to go to the finance room to find Jiang Cha first, mainly because he wanted Jiang Cha to cast an illusion on Kua Kua to make it feel like a robot without any warmth.
Kua Kua's body is not a doll, and it is impossible to appear in front of people in the form of a toy like Lili. In order to allow Kua Kua to be more active in the amusement park in the future, Jiang Qi thought it would be a good idea to label him a goblin robot.
Good choice.
As a magical insulator in the magical world, goblins' only talents are agility, teleportation and sufficient energy.
The boast of being able to work 20 hours a day on your resume is definitely not an exaggeration. Goblins are full of energy and will appear to be easily excited and agitated in most situations. They generally don't need much rest. One hour of sleep a day is enough.
If abundant energy allows goblins to work better, then their agility and teleportation abilities allow them to live better.
There are more than 200 kingdoms in the magical world. Some kingdoms have laws, and some kingdoms have no laws. Generally speaking, it is a world where the weak eat the strong and the fittest survive. As the bottom of the food chain in the magical world, goblins will not be good at hiding themselves and escaping.
Otherwise, it would have long since disappeared in the long river of history.
Facing a gnome who was only over 40 centimeters tall, definitely not good-looking, with big eyes that took up almost 1/3 of his face, wrinkled skin like a little old man, and thin arms and legs, Jiang Cha seemed very interested.
"Friend Kua Kua, please relax." Jiang Cha first touched Kua Kua's hand, felt the touch and body temperature of his skin, closed his eyes, and raised his hand.
Jiang Cha formed a complicated seal and looked at Kua Kua in a daze.
He had only seen magicians recite long incantations before casting spells. He had never seen magicians dance with their hands before casting spells. This led to Kua Kua not daring to move, for fear that he would accidentally end up with those magicians.
Our crystal ball exploded.
A ray of white light overflowed from between Jiang Cha's fingers, surrounding Kua Kua and blending into his skin.
Kua Kua is as stiff as a robot.
"Okay, boss, please feel it."
Jiang Qi poked Kua Kua's arm and found that there was indeed no temperature, and the flesh under the skin had become hard. Some people would definitely believe it if he said it was a robot.
"Not bad." Jiang Qi affirmed Jiang Cha's illusion.
Peach Blossom Shangxian has done many evil things in his life, and the only good thing he has done is probably to cultivate a group of excellent subordinates who are proficient in illusion.
Jiang Qi found a video he had taken of the Toy Spirits rehearsing and showed it to Kua Kua, asking the Kua Kua Scholar Toy Spirits to take a few steps while pretending to be mechanical toys.
Kua Kua studied for a few minutes with his eyes wide open, and soon he was walking decently.
With his mechanical steps, stiff limbs, and expressionless face, he looked like a goblin robot.
"You can be a little more flexible, don't be so rigid." Jiang Qi said, "Being more flexible can show that your craftsmanship is better. The price is high. I bought it for 2 million."
"Hey, hey, Jiangcha, can you convert the money spent on buying the book into the money spent on buying the book?" Jiang Qi felt that he had really come up with a brilliant idea.
Jiangcha:?
I've settled that account and you want me to change it now?
"Okay." Jiang Cha forced out a gritted smile and said softly.
Jiang Qi asked Kua Kua to teleport back to his office to continue practicing.
By the time Jiang Qi walked back to the office from the finance room, Kua Kua had already started cleaning.
I saw him boasting about the detergent in his left hand, the rag in his right hand, and even a change of clothes. They were dusty old clothes, which should be used only for cleaning.
"Boss, I've already practiced." Kua Kua put the things in his hands into the magic pocket on his clothes and started performing.
His acting skills are quite outstanding. When it comes to playing robots, his talent is much higher than that of the Toy Spirits.
"That's right. If you can't hide from other people in the future, just pretend like this. There will be almost no one in the park after 9 pm, so you can move around freely." Jiang Qi praised the boasted peace of mind.
"Okay boss." Kua Kua said sharply, taking out the rag and trying to continue wiping the floor.
"It's the first day of work today, so let's stop working." Jiang Qi waved his hand to ask Kua Kua to stop, and pointed at the chair. He originally wanted Kua Kua to sit on the chair and chat for a while, but then he found that the chair was not for Kua Kua.
He was a bit short, so he simply pointed to the table and asked Quaqua to sit on the table.
Kua Kua looked in disbelief and stuffed the rag into his pocket obediently: "But boss, you pay me a monthly salary of 1,000 coins!"
If I don't work 23 hours a day, wouldn't I be sorry for the salary you paid me, boss?
"Chatting with me is part of the job." Jiang Qi sat down and picked up a sugar orange from the fruit plate. Seeing this, Kua Kua quickly teleported to the table and started to help Jiang Qi peel the orange.
"How did you see the recruitment information?" Jiang Qi took the orange from Kua Kua.
"Didn't you deliver the magic contract directly to me?" Kua Kua asked in a low voice.
"Magic contract?"
After Kua Kua's detailed explanation, Jiang Qi finally understood that the original way for card games to distribute recruitment information in Kua Kua's world was by handing out flyers.
In Kua Kua's opinion, the recruitment information for the amusement park is a magic contract. Generally speaking, goblins would never dare to sign such a magic contract. Who knows what the price will be after signing.
It is not a big deal for you to turn yourself into a magic material. If you are not good enough, your whole family may turn into magic materials.
Kua Kua saw the name Jiang Qi on the recruitment information, so he had the courage to write his resume and submit it.
Jiang Qi only spent two hours looking at his resume, but Kua Kua had to wait for several days. Because Jiang Qi chose to pay his salary on an annual basis, Kua Kua received a one-time advance salary of 12,000 lat.
The boastful wife was so shocked that she could not speak.
For Kua Kua, he and Jiang Qi met 16 years ago. In order to be worthy of the salary, Kua Kua mobilized his whole family.
Kua Kua’s parents, uncles, aunts, grandparents, 17 brothers and sisters, 7 children, and more than 100 nieces and nephews all came together to do their best. They spent a day making more than 1,000 various snacks, plus collecting
The local specialties they arrived and the things they might need to work abroad were all stuffed into the magic bag that Jiang Qi saw.
Then Kua Kua stepped into the teleportation magic circle generated by the contract and came to Jiang Qi.
In other words, Kua Kua still hasn't realized that he is no longer in his original world. He thought he was simply going abroad to work.
After peeling the oranges, he started peeling the longans, and even peeled the melon seeds for Jiang Qi. While broadcasting, he lowered his head in embarrassment and whispered: "Boss, actually I brought you a gift when I reported to the Incredible Magic Academy.
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"Gift?"
"I didn't know you were a powerful time magician at that time. I thought you were going to study and wanted to be your roommate. My mother made you a lot of snacks and I also prepared several other drinks for you.
, only to find out when you get to school that you won’t be admitted at all.”
"I really appreciate you specifically telling Teacher Lillian to take care of me. If Teacher Lillian hadn't helped me deal with it, Teacher Maggie would not have accepted me as her student."
"Teacher Lillian introduced me to jobs after graduation."
Jiang Qi took a sip of water: "Actually, I didn't specifically ask Teacher Lilian to take care of you. Teacher Lilian probably just appreciates you, so she helps you like this."
Kua Kua raised his head in surprise.
"But you are already a student of Teacher Maggie. You should be able to find a good job after graduation."
He nodded in praise: "Yes, I can earn 100 laden coins a month as a servant in Duke Tello's family, and Duke Tello is also a very good person. My sixth brother's family was robbed of all their savings by robbers, and it was Duke Tello who helped.
It was recovered, and since then my brothers and sisters have been working hard to save money to send their children to attend the Academy of Incredible Magic."
"Including my resignation this time, Duke Tello was very happy for me when he heard that I was hired by you. It is my honor to work for such a great time magician like you!"
Jiang Qi:……
Should he tell Kua Kua that he is no longer in the original world?
Forget it, let's wait until Kua Kua becomes familiar with the work here. He's afraid that Kua Kua will be scared to death if he finds out now.
Jiang Qi decided to change the subject: "Did you bring baked straw cakes this time?"
"The baked grass cakes made by your mother are quite delicious."
These two simple words moved Kua Kua to tears.
He was praised for not blushing this time, which made him burst into tears.
Kua Kua's eyes were already big, and so were the tears that fell from his eyes. The tears fell down clearly, crackling like rain.
"Boss, you actually still remember the taste of the baked grass cakes made by my mother." Kua Kua was already sobbing.
"Um...you might not believe it, but I haven't finished the baked straw cakes from last time." Jiang Qi opened the drawer and took out the baked straw cakes inside.
Originally there were 9 in a box, but now there are 6 left.
Looking at the baked straw cakes in the box, Kua Kua cried even harder.
“Boss, you are such a nice person!”
"You are actually willing to use magic to preserve the baked straw cake I gave you."
"No one has ever cherished the gifts I gave so much."
"Boss, I am willing to be your magic material!"
Jiang Qi:……
There is no need to risk your life for a box of baked straw cakes.
We are not a dark magic academy here!
Cherish life, Comrade Kua Kua, you still have 7 children to raise!
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Jiang Cha, who was drinking afternoon tea in the finance room, shook his head helplessly.
The finance department has been busy lately. As the supervisor, Jiang Cha would occasionally order some refreshments and snacks from the amusement park restaurant in the afternoon so that his colleagues could have afternoon tea and relax.
"Director Jiang, what's wrong?" Zhang Hong asked.
"Nothing." Jiang Cha smiled, "I just think we should be wary of PUAs in the workplace."
Chapter completed!