Chapter 309 Jiang Cha(1/2)
After a period of suffocating silence, Little Green Tea decided to transform into a fool boss.
Alas, who calls him the boss?
I saw a flash of green light, and the small green tea disappeared instantly, replaced by a leafy tea tree.
Great revitalization of tea trees!
The original tea tree of small green tea is quite large, 1.5 times as tall as a normal tea tree, and lush and green. The tea branches are reddish brown, and the tea leaves are beautifully distributed on the branches, layer upon layer. From a distance, it looks like a carefully pruned shrub.
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"Wow!" Jiang Qi and all the toy spirits exclaimed.
The toy spirits were all shocked. The racing car drifted to the bottom of the tea tree and shouted excitedly: "The beautiful sister turned into a tree!"
Jiang Qi hurriedly stepped forward, wanting to touch it, but when he thought that the tea tree in front of him was a beautiful classical beauty just a few seconds ago, he stopped his hand that was about to move.
Jiang Qi chose to talk but not to do anything.
"Is this the green tea tree?"
The tea tree shook the top branches and leaves, as if speechless: "Boss, tea trees are not divided into green tea trees, black tea trees and white tea trees. Tea trees are just tea trees. The types of tea are due to different production techniques."
"Then why does everyone say you are a green tea tree?" Jiang Qi was puzzled.
The tea tree stopped for a long time, and the leaves shook violently, and two pieces fell off: "Because the Peach Blossom Immortal doesn't understand the tea tree."
"The people on Peach Blossom Fairy Island have been using my leaves to make green tea. After I opened my spiritual wisdom, she thought I was a green tea tree. Peach trees are mainly peach trees on Peach Blossom Fairy Island, and there are very few tea trees. I am the only one.
A tea tree that has developed wisdom will not have the same name, so she called me Little Green Tea, and others called me Little Green or Little Tea."
It was obviously a tea tree that was talking, but Jiang Qi seemed to see the anger on this tea tree.
No wonder Little Green Tea was persuaded by the Civet Cat Clan to rebel and transformed for thousands of years. The immortals on Peach Blossom Fairy Island didn’t even know that there was no green tea tree at all. This shows how little these aloof immortals don’t take these maids and slaves seriously.
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"Mr. Boss, do you see clearly? Can I change back?"
Jiang Qi made a gesture of invitation: "Oh, of course."
The green light flashed, the tea tree disappeared, and the small green tea appeared in the room again, except for a few freshly shaken tea leaves on the ground.
"Wow~" The toy spirits said wow again in cooperation.
After returning to human form, Little Green Tea could not see the anger when she spoke just now. Her expression was still light and she looked soft and weak.
Jiang Qi silently stepped forward and picked up three tea leaves on the ground: "Your tea leaves... are much bigger than ordinary tea leaves!"
Jiang Qi doesn’t drink much tea on weekdays, but the Can’t Stand the Train theme hotel provides various teas. When Jiang Qi stayed in the hotel, the Toy Spirits always wanted to make something for him, and Jiang Qi made too much tea.
Even Qi can recognize several types of tea.
Little green tea:……
Little Green Tea said calmly: "This is not tea. Tea leaves need to be fried and fermented. Green tea does not need to be fermented. It only needs to be greened, kneaded and dried."
After Little Green Tea finished explaining, she looked into Jiang Qi's eyes and could see Jiang Qi's thoughts without even using magic. She paused and said with difficulty: "I can."
Then she found that Jiang Qi seemed to be looking forward to it even more.
Little green tea:……
Is there really something wrong with her new boss?
She is Nascent Soul, Nascent Soul!
Even though she knows almost zero combat skills due to various reasons, she knows a lot of life-related spells, all of which have been improved by the so-called immortals.
She can do things like dust removal, water sprinkling, drying spells, as well as retrieving objects from the air that are almost magical in the eyes of mortals, the universe in the sleeves, and flying with a sword.
Isn't her new boss an ordinary mortal who can't even practice Qi? Shouldn't he care about the spells he knows? Shouldn't he know his own abilities?
Why does the new boss only care about her original tea leaves?
Is there no tea tree in this mortal world?
Although Little Green Tea had 10,000 things to say in her heart, her face still looked so calm and calm.
"Excuse me, boss, do you have any concerns?" Little Green Tea asked softly.
“Is it true that you can’t just use these leaves to make tea?”
Jiang Qi felt that he might not be able to wait that long, this was fairy tea!
Although Little Green Tea is not a real fairy, she is a tea tree spirit that has given birth to spiritual wisdom under the nourishment of spiritual energy. Now she has cultivated to the Nascent Soul stage, so she can be regarded as half a treasure of heaven and earth.
The tea leaves on her body can be said to be fairy tea.
Why don't you try a cup of this?
Little Green Tea's expression was a little cracked again, but she had now determined that her new boss might not be very smart, so no matter what shocking remarks Jiang Qi made, she felt that she would never lose her composure again.
"If you really want to try it... that's fine."
"It's just that... the brew may not taste like tea, but it must be harmless to the body."
Jiang Qi was reassured by the promise of Little Green Tea. Without him having to say anything, the Toy Spirits immediately started taking action. A minute later, a cup of scalding hot water was brought to Jiang Qi.
Jiang Qi carefully put the three tea leaves in his hand into the cup, took the chopsticks handed to him by the cavalry, and stirred. Soon, the hot water in the cup turned light green at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Then the small fan comes on the scene, rotating the fan blades at high speed, and the fan directly blows out the air-conditioning effect. After a while, the 'tea' will be in your mouth.
The chameleon posted a cup of water: "It's 41 degrees, you can drink it, Mr. Boss."
The little green tea looks very colorful.
No wonder the new boss is not interested in her abilities. It turns out that although the new boss is a mortal, he also has many capable spirits under his command.
Jiang Qi took a sip.
Well, it tastes terrible.
There is a slight sweetness, but the bitterness cannot be concealed. In short, this is definitely not tea, just a cup of leaf water.
Jiang Qi silently put down the cup.
"Boss, if you really want to drink the tea from me, I can help you make it. It only takes two days."
Little Green Tea took the initiative, but Jiang Qi hesitated: "This... is not good. After all, it is the tea leaves on your body. If you pick them off, will it cause any harm to you? Moreover, there is no aura in my world. If you are injured,
There is no way to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to heal yourself, right?"
"Can your immortal spirits go to the hospital for treatment?"
"Oh, no, you are a card character. Theoretically, card characters cannot be hurt. Does picking your tea leaves count as hurting you?"
Jiang Qi risked being hung from the street lamp to summon Little Green Tea, not just to drink the fairy tea from her body.
He is here to hire this senior accountant with 2,000 years of experience as the chief accountant of their amusement park!
Although their amusement park is full of money, there are only four people in the finance department, a forty-year-old senior accountant, a thirty-year-old general accountant, and two young accountants who have just graduated from college. They are all general accountants who have never gone to school for further education.
Hearing that Jiang Qi actually cared about whether he would be injured, the faint smile on Little Green Tea's face became more sincere and said: "No, the tea leaves are equivalent to my hair. If you pick too many, you won't get hurt, but it will..."
Jiang Qi understands, bald!
The failed Ye Shui on the table had been pushed far away by Jiang Qi. A curious plush toy wanted to put his hand in to try. As a result, he was caught on the spot by the Flower Fairy before he could put his hand in. He was given a minor offense and was placed in solitary confinement 36
When I was young, I regretted that the stuffed toy wanted to slap me to death with its big mouth.
It's a pity that it can't, because it is a corgi toy with short legs and cannot slap its own face.
Jiang Qi's little green tea has already sat down.
Although Little Green Tea has achieved the top achievement of assisting in the destruction of the world in the original world, this is the first time for Little Green Tea to sit and talk face to face with the boss. The script only stated that all the protagonists were dead, but did not say
When did he die? Therefore, Little Green Tea only knew that he was dead but did not know when, where or how he died.
For Little Green Tea, she does not know the final outcome of the original world, nor does she know whether her resistance at the cost of her life has succeeded.
As for her now, she is just a rebellious slave who simply wanted to kill her former boss and has already done so. She does not have much experience in getting along with her boss.
Jiang Qi briefly told Little Green Tea about the ending of the world, and showed her the book directly. Little Green Tea sat on the sofa and read the book quietly, with an extremely upright posture. The more she looked at the back, the stronger the smile on her face.
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"Thank you, boss." Little Green Tea respectfully returned the book to Jiang Qi, speaking with true respect for the first time, "I like this ending very much."
"According to what is written in the notebook and card details, you have been in charge of accounts for more than 2,000 years, right?" Jiang Qi changed to a comfortable sitting position and began the interview.
"Yes." Little Green Tea nodded, "My talent for magic is very good. When I first transformed, my cultivation was still shallow. I couldn't fly, and I couldn't use the modified spells, so I was sent to do odd jobs in Siyin Palace."
Having said this, Little Green Tea hesitated for a moment, then continued: "Siyin Palace is very short of people who can make false accounts. The Peach Blossom Immortal is extravagant in daily life. She likes to amass money and seize the treasures of heaven and earth from weak monks. But she is
He is also a person with a good face and wants to find a reasonable place for these stolen treasures. Most of the work of Siyin Palace is to deal with such matters."
"When I got started, because I was very good at fake accounting, all this kind of work was handed over to me."
Jiang Qi:!
What a talent!
What is talent? This is talent!
To be continued...