Chapter 705 Shen Lang's Gossip
Chapter 705 Shen Lang’s gossip
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Countless exclamation marks appeared above Ji Xiang's head.
"No one paid attention at the time. I won't tell you the conclusion yet and will continue to tell you." Shen Lang flexed his fingers and showed a finger, indicating that this was the first example.
"Many years later, something happened at the home of the second-in-command in their unit. Someone died in the provincial capital." Shen Lang said, "A group of them and three cars went to the provincial capital to attend a funeral. As a result, Lao Wangtou's car got into a big car accident on the highway.
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"There were seven people in the car, all seriously injured. Lao Wangtou, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was the most seriously injured."
"They were sent to the intensive care unit in the provincial capital. The intensive care unit there had just been established at that time, and they were said to be the first batch of patients."
Ji Xiang looked at Shen Lang and saw a strange light shining in his eyes, as if he could reach it. He was assimilated by Shen Lang unknowingly and became interested in this gossip.
This feeling is really...
It’s hard to describe in one word.
There was no problem with the answer, but Ji Xiang felt that what came out of his mouth didn't sound like what a doctor said.
If Ji Xiang hadn't been a staunch materialist, he would have believed it after hearing this.
The reasons he gave were so "sufficient" that it was difficult for him to refute them.
Shen Lang raised his second finger, but this time he saw his merits. Shen Lang stopped talking and continued talking.
As a doctor, Ji Xiang didn't think there was anything wrong with what he just asked.
"In the end, there were seven people in the car, and only Lao Wangtou walked out in good health."
Ji Xiang was startled, but then he laughed and said, "Brother Lang, something is wrong."
Shen Lang said disdainfully, "Dr. Xiaoji, can you pay attention to some important points."
Could it be that the legendary dog cannot spit out ivory from its mouth?
"I'm telling you, Xiaoji, you must pay attention." Shen Lang said seriously, "Although I also know that what attracts people to longevity is probably nonsense, but..."
"Brother Lang, it's still not right." Ji Xiang said, "Every time Lao Wangtou is hospitalized, we will go there. If he sucks Yangshou, why are the doctors so good?"
"Why are you so boring!" Shen Lang scolded, "It sucks people's life, isn't such a big thing enough for me to go for?"
One thing may be a coincidence, two things may be a coincidence, but what about three things?
It seems that it can no longer be described as coincidence.
Shen Lang also has advantages. He just puts things off, but does not delay time.
"Isn't it in the provincial capital? If you know such detailed information, it must be hearsay. What do you think?"
"It's rare. There was no interventional surgery at that time, so I had to bite the bullet." When Shen Lang encountered medical matters, he just brushed them off and continued gossiping, "In the end, Lao Wangtou survived again, but he took care of his eldest son.
Soon after, I developed a severe allergic reaction and died immediately.”
Shen Lang was still talking nonstop, but his hands were no longer extending his fingers, but making gestures.
After finishing the cigarette, Shen Lang was getting excited when talking, took out another cigarette, lit it on the fire, and took a deep breath.
Shen Lang is the weirdest doctor he has ever met, completely different from everyone else.
Shen Lang, on the other hand, didn't look serious at all.
"Going to visit the provincial capital? Just because of this?" Ji Xiang was startled.
It seems that the doctors under Professor Zhou all have their own characteristics.
"Yes, what else?" Shen Lang looked proud.
"The eighth time, didn't I tell you that old Wangtou had no one to take care of him at home, so he hired a nanny. The nanny died after taking care of him!"
"Pa~"
"Later, our director was the one who saw something was wrong at a glance. Finally, we dug into the details to find out the problem, and concluded that it was the coma caused by eating pinellia ternata."
"Later, Lao Wangtou started to eat pinellia ternata because of his poor lungs. As a result, he suddenly fell into coma and was sent to our hospital. At that time, no one knew about pinellia ternata, and everyone was helpless to deal with the coma."
"A few years later, Lao Wangtou began to suffer from myocardial infarction as he got older. At that time, our director went out for further study, and he always wanted to try it after he came back. As a result, Lao Wangtou was hospitalized and he would die if he did not undergo surgery.
Well, it’s basically impossible to live.”
Maybe it was because Shen Lang couldn't stand it if he spoke too slowly.
Ji Xiang resisted the urge to press Shen Lang against the wall.
"Lao Wang's head recovered that time, but then his second son died in a car accident."
Is Lao Wangtou a lone star of evil spirits? Ji Xiang was confused.
"Emergency bypass?"
Shen Lang is very strong. This is the first time Ji Xiang has seen such a strong guy. He may not be able to beat this beast.
This guy doesn't seem to have any interest in medical treatment and only cares about all kinds of gossip.
When he reached the eighth point, Shen Lang finally stopped.
With that said, Shen Lang waved the "8" gesture in front of Ji Xiang.
Ji Xiang didn't understand what was so proud about this.
"!!!"
"With so many examples, you can't say they are all isolated cases."
It was very light, more like a joke, and Ji Xiang was stunned for a moment.
"I know from the mouths of the old director and head nurse that they didn't expect at that time that Lao Wangtou was really strong and had to survive hard. Others either suffered aortic dissection and just sat up from the bed.
Everyone would be gone; or there would be some other accident. In short, there were seven people in the last car, and only Lao Wangtou survived."
Ji Xiang has countless old complaints in his heart that he wants to spit out.
Ji Xiang looked Shen Lang up and down again.
"..."
"..."
Ji Xiang also felt a little dazed after hearing him recount the past events of an old patient in such detail.
Shen Lang raised his fourth finger.
"Besides, I'm just going to the provincial capital for a meeting. I'm just asking in passing, so I don't waste time."
"Qing Pinellia? Is it the Pinellia ternata that has been poisoned? What kind of poison is it?" Ji Xiang asked.
Shen Lang took a deep breath of cigarette and asked with an expression sure that Ji Xiang would say this, "What's wrong?"
Ji Xiang was speechless.
Shen Lang raised his hand and hit Ji Xiang on the head.
Attract people to longevity?
He saw Shen Lang extend his third finger.
"But guess what!"
"After we went in, the doctor over there said that Lao Wangtou might not survive for up to 3 days. As for the others, one of them will be paralyzed at a high position, but the rest are fine."
"Why? Is it an intractable disease?" Ji Xiang asked, "But trauma seems to have nothing to do with incurable diseases."
"You are underestimating your brother Lang!" Shen Lang caught Ji Xiang's words, turned them over and started to refute, "For this matter, I specially visited the old director and head nurse of the ICU at the time, as well as a
Little nurse."
Unknowingly, Ji Xiang's inner words of slandering Shen Lang disappeared, and he didn't even notice it.
"But I also have your questions, and I discussed them with the director."
discuss!
Don't discuss the illness, discuss whether these are present or not.
"The director said that the white coats we wear can ward off evil spirits!" There was no pride on Shen Lang's face, he seemed to be just stating a fact.
Chapter completed!