Four hundred and ninetieth chapters play with fire and set themselves on fire
The whistle was a bit sharp, like the sound of a sharp sword piercing the air. After it sounded, it began to echo throughout the valley and lasted for a long time.
Yu Fei stared at the direction in which the three pheasants were leaving. After waiting for a while, he saw no movement. He couldn't help but roll his eyes upward and squatted on the ground speechless.
The thin monkey was also watching from the opposite side and found that there was no movement. He hurriedly followed the usual rhythm of blowing the whistle and blew it again. This time the sound was louder and lasted longer.
Finally, a pheasant with hair all over its eyes fluttered its wings and flew up. Yu Fei's sharp eyes saw at a glance that this was one of his achievements, and he couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth, but the other two were still there, and one
The poisonous mushrooms released by pheasants may not be effective enough.
But Yu Fei forgot that animals all have certain similarities, especially the pheasants that are often fed together. When one part of the chicken flies up, the others will follow involuntarily.
After a pause or two, the remaining two pheasants also flapped their wings and flew up.
But this was just the beginning. There were many wild animals such as pheasants and rabbits on the edge of the forest. Soon, pheasants emerged from the weeds or bushes from all directions. At least a dozen pheasants appeared in the sky, flying together in the direction of the whistle.
passed.
Yu Fei had successfully completed the task, but Skinny Monkey was confused. He could not tell the difference at all. Those were pheasants carrying sacks, so he could not adjust the position of the whistle to adjust the flight direction of the pheasants. The tallest among all links
The radar guidance link failed.
A large group of pheasants flew up from all directions and rushed towards the thin monkey. Wang Dachui and Sun Laizi hurriedly set up the trap and hid it aside.
Soon, a dozen silly pheasants saw the dangerous situation. They were used to getting something for nothing, so they became less vigilant and unprepared. When they landed, they started to grab food.
Sun Laizi and Wang Dachui hurriedly launched the trap, which was actually just a few large dustpans, and all the pheasants were caught.
The two hurriedly ran over, turned over the dustpan one by one, and took out the pheasants underneath for inspection. Soon the three pheasants tied with linen bags were found. Sun Laizi quickly took off the linen bags and put them into his pockets.
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As for these pheasants, they have become everyone's trophies, just enough to hide them from others. Even if someone asks about them in the future, they will just say that they are doing it for fun and catch a few to give to relatives and friends.
After the task was completed, everyone immediately stopped working and went home. Wang Dachui organized the pheasants into a bunch, picked them up with sticks and carried them on his shoulders. He was full of joy as he walked.
However, as he walked, Shouhou discovered that something was wrong with Sun Laizi. He laughed as if he was stupid. He pointed to the air and said there was a person running, pointed to the sky and said there was a fairy, and finally stopped leaving at all.
, lying on the way back to the back mountain, insisting that there was a sea in front of him, he couldn't swim, and he would be drowned if he walked any further.
Both Shouhou and Wang Dachui were speechless. In the end, Shouhou took all the tools and the pheasant by himself. Wang Dachui was so strong that he carried Sun Laizi on his shoulders, just like a bandit grabbing the village lady, and Sun Laizi cried and howled all the way.
While begging, he carried him back to the back mountain.
Yu Fei was the first to return to the back mountain. He lit a cigarette in the yard and before he finished smoking, he heard Sun Laizi crying and howling. His eyes widened suddenly. Then others heard it too and hurriedly followed.
I ran out to see why Sun Laizi, a seven-foot-tall man, was crying like this.
As soon as he walked out of the door, he saw an eye-catching scene. Sun Laizi was being carried by Wang Dachui, lying on Wang Dachui's shoulders. Wang Dachui hugged Sun Laizi's legs tightly, and Sun Laizi's butt was sticking up to the sky, and his hands kept moving.
He slapped Wang Dachui on the back and let out a desperate cry.
Everyone began to think about the scene in the movie where the mountain king goes down the mountain to snatch his wife. Usually he carries the yellow flower girl like this. The harder the girl cries, the happier the mountain king is. Sometimes he will say: "That's delicious."
, I like it, hahaha..."
The thin monkey followed Wang Dachui with a lot of things. After seeing the wonderful expressions on the faces of Yu Fei and others, he couldn't help but laugh. Yu Fei and others held it in for a moment, and then they also laughed.
Wang Dachui laughed along with him without knowing why, while Sun Laizi was the only one who still cried loudly.
"Brother Yu, Sun Laizi is stupid. He insists that the mountain behind is the sea and will drown people. He also lies on the road and rolls around, saying that he wants to bask in the sun on the beach and watch the ebb and flow of the tide."
The thin monkey hurriedly quickened his pace, complaining to Yu Fei as he walked.
"Pfft..."
Mei Yuanxin suddenly laughed so hard that she felt a little embarrassed.
Li Yingying couldn't help but laugh. Only Sun Laizi could direct and perform such a funny plot.
"He must be poisoned and hallucinating. Carry him in and pour some cold water on him to calm him down."
When Yu Fei heard this, he immediately reacted. It was most likely that there was poisonous mushroom powder left in the linen bag, and Wang Dachui inhaled some of it when he was cleaning it up.
Wang Dachui quickly carried Sun Laizi in and threw him in the yard. Yu Fei picked up a bucket of cold water, pointed it at Sun Laizi who was rolling on the ground, and poured it on his head and face.
"Ah! There's a tsunami! Everyone, run away!"
Sun Laizi rolled over, turned over, turned around and ran towards the courtyard wall, as if he couldn't see the brick courtyard wall, looking back in horror as he ran.
Yu Fei's head was full of black lines. He hurriedly dropped the bucket and quickly chased after him. He grabbed Sun Laizi by the collar and brought him back. If he didn't care about him anymore, he would be banged against the wall to death.
"Brother Yu, splashing water doesn't seem to work. How about we try baby urine?"
Wang Dachui asked Yu Fei with a simple face. After speaking, he had already touched his waistband.
"Go away! You want me to cut you!"
Yu Fei laughed angrily, this guy just heard this folk remedy somewhere, it's so disgusting.
The others had laughed so hard that their stomachs ached. At this moment, Yu Fei lifted Sun Laizi into the air with one hand. Unexpectedly, Sun Laizi was swimming in the air in a standard dog-pawing motion. From time to time, he raised his head as if to breathe air, so as not to
He choked on the water.
Shouhou took out his cell phone and took a photo of this scene, planning to blackmail him after Sun Laizi recovered.
After Yu Fei finished cleaning up Wang Dachui, he looked down at Sun Laizi, who was still trying to 'swim'. His face was so wonderful. He really didn't understand why Sun Laizi thought of the beach and the sea after he was hallucinating.
"Giggle...giggle...I...I can't do it anymore, I'm going to die laughing...giggle..."
Li Yingying was lying on the stone table in the yard at this moment, crying with laughter.
"Yu Fei, why don't you tie him up and let him wake up on his own?"
Mei Yuanxin tried her best to suppress her laughter and said to Yu Fei, if this continues, everyone will be laughed at, and Sun Laizi will definitely be ashamed after he wakes up.
"I have a solution."
Yu Fei shook his head. He originally thought it could be solved simply, but he didn't expect poisonous mushrooms to be so effective, so he had to take action himself.
Yu Fei carried Sun Laizi and strode towards his bedroom. After closing the door, he pushed him down beside the bed. After ensuring that Sun Laizi could not move, spiritual energy came out of his body.
The power of spiritual energy is beyond ordinary people's imagination. After all, it is a high-level energy that transcends all ordinary substances. After entering Sun Laizi's body, under the guidance of Yu Fei, it circulated in Sun Laizi's body for a week. Yu Fei took back the spiritual energy and released it.
Handed.
Sun Laizi immediately stopped and his eyes gradually regained clarity. He slowly got up and sat by the bed.
"Brother Yu, was I just poisoned?"
Sun Laizi swallowed his saliva and said with lingering fear.
"Well, I used my internal strength to help you force out the poison."
Yu Fei learned the routines of martial arts TV series and said with an expression that he was lucky to have me.
"It's so embarrassing. How can I go out to see them now?"
Sun Laizi rubbed his face with his hands and said that although the hallucinogenic effect of poisonous mushrooms is powerful, one thing is even more powerful, that is, what happened before is clearly remembered by the person who was hallucinated after he wakes up.
"What's the matter? Come on! Here it is. If anyone dares to laugh at you, tell him that things will change one day!"
He took out the box containing the poisonous mushroom powder and placed it in front of Sun Laizi to help him. Yu Fei could only help him so much. As for whether others would dare to commit crimes, it was hard to say.
"Hey, thank you, Brother Yu!"
Sun Laizi hurriedly took the wooden box in his hand. He knew that Shouhou had just recorded a video of himself, and he must take the opportunity to destroy it, otherwise his image would be completely ruined.
When Sun Laizi came out intact, everyone finally suppressed their laughter, but the wiry guy Shouhou took out the video he had just recorded and took Wang Dachui to watch it again. The two of them laughed while watching it.
, Sun Laizi gritted his teeth in anger.
"Are you okay?"
Wang Chunming was mature and prudent. Although he laughed a lot before, he did not follow the thin monkey and asked Sun Laizi concernedly.
"Well, thanks to Brother Yu."
Sun Laizi nodded, but his eyes were still fixed on Shouhou and Wang Dachui.
Li Yingying and Mei Yuanxin held hands and walked aside to chat. Women always have more topics to talk about.
"Skinny Monkey, look what this is!"
Sun Laizi couldn't bear it any longer. Like Li Tianwang, he raised the wooden box containing poisonous mushrooms in the air and asked loudly.
"Damn it, what are you going to do!"
Seeing Sun Laizi lifting the box so high, Shouhou hurriedly put the phone away and asked fearfully.
"Delete the video on your phone, or I will drop the box in this yard and everyone will die together!"
Sun Laizi looked like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, and threatened loudly.
When Wang Chunming saw something was wrong, he ran away quickly. He was dozens of years old. If he was poisoned and did something extraordinary, he would really have no face to live.
Wang Dachui also quickly ran away and fled to Yu Fei's side.
Yu Fei knew that Sun Laizi was a fox pretending to be a tiger, so he calmly lit a cigarette and watched the two arguing.
"Brother Yu, what if Sun Laizi really drops the box on the ground?"
Wang Dachui saw that the thin monkey was unwilling to slap him, and the atmosphere was a bit wrong, so he quietly asked Yu Fei.
"Needless to say, of course he ran away!"
Yu Fei rolled his eyes, did he want to stay and take a few more puffs, and then make a fool of himself to make others laugh?
"oh!"
Wang Dachui nodded, ready to run away.
In the end, Shouhou succumbed to Sun Laizi's lust. After all, Sun Laizi had the initiative at the moment. Yu Fei gave Shang Fang the sword. Just play with it. If you push him, it will hurt your feelings.
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Chapter completed!