"Teacher, if you don't want to play, quit quickly. Painters, milkmen, and salesmen are your way out." Chen Younian's speech was very peaceful, but the sarcastic meaning was very strong.

What? A sissy dares to threaten me? The string in Lao Liao's heart was almost broken, and the rhythm of his fingers hitting the table changed: "Chen Younian, you should go back to class first, and remember to wear condoms to avoid getting infected with AIDS."

Chen Younian's face changed, she glared at him before walking out of the office.

"Damn, I really underestimated them. I didn't expect that even such a small character would have the courage to challenge me. They didn't do anything a few days ago. Is it because they suddenly said this today to declare war? Did they have grasped my weaknesses? Think about it carefully, besides not getting a teacher qualification certificate, there are no loopholes for them to catch? It's better to take offense as the defense, give a warning first, and start a surgery on Chen Younian. Forget it, don't think so many, An Chunchun's thighs are really good-looking. I have to fight with the Minister of Academic Affairs to get a quota for girls' dormitory patrol at night."

Liao Xuebing was thinking a lot and was dizzy. Seeing Lu Chengda operating on the opposite table on the table, he smiled and said, "Xiao Lu, have you finished correcting your homework? Teach me how to use the computer?"

Lu Chengda had nothing else to do. When he saw that it was a colleague's request, he was embarrassed to refuse and said, "Then come here and I will teach you some basic knowledge of computers."

"This computer has been a bit old, right?" Liao Xuebing said, pointing to the heavy and old display screen.

"Well, I bought it in 2002 and spent more than 10,000 yuan at that time. Look, the interface is now called the window system, which is the system with the most users and the easiest to get started with."

"Yeah, I mentioned it in newspapers and magazines. It looks quite comfortable."

Lu Chengda clicked on the Internet connection and showed the homepage: "This is a website with some information we need or a casual way. Uh, I mean computer games." He opened several programs connected to desktop shortcuts one by one to demonstrate to the computer idiot.

"This is an office software, which can be used to make charts and write files. This is an audio player, which can play CDs, DVDs and other files, and the sound quality is very good. This is an IE browser, used to surf the Internet. I just clicked this. This is an MSN chat tool. When you asked me for an account the day before yesterday, I thought you would also surf the Internet. Let's do this, I will teach you how to use it."

"Internet chat? I've heard of it and never seen it, how do you chat? Is it just a mess with the microphone?" Lao Liao was a little confused.

"You don't know that the essence of online chat lies in the unpredictability of the chat object and the concealment of your identity. Since this is the case, you have to type and chat the most interesting. You can play a billionaire or turn into a tender woman, and absolutely no one knows it." When talking about online chat, Lu Chengda immediately became excited.

Liao Xuebing hesitated and said, "But I can't type..."

"It's okay, typing is a physical job, not a technical job, it's easy to learn. First of all, you must be familiar with the keyboard and remember the corresponding position of each key so that you can type out the words as soon as possible." Lu Chengda said, and quickly downloaded a typing learning software on the website.

He opened the software and a cartoon-style window popped up on the screen. A little cloth monkey stood in the middle with a smile. There were options in the lower left corner: 1, phrase training; 2, single sentence training; 3, plane-mapping game. Lu Chengda chose "mapping". After a while, an aircraft with the letter "E" on his body fell directly above. Lu Chengda quickly typed the "E" key on the keyboard. The small plane exploded, and then dropped letters such as D, H, P, and shot them down one by one. There was a number in the corner that kept jumping and increasing. It was a hint to record the score. Occasionally, a plane missed and let it fall to the bottom, and points would be deducted.

Liao Xuebing smiled and said, "Isn't this similar to playing a game console? It turns out that playing a computer is quite easy, let me try it." He took the keyboard and started playing with great enthusiasm. He started to get a little unfamiliar, but he lost in a moment. After playing several games, he gradually felt it. After a little bit of it, Lu Chengda asked him to flip through it casually in the computer, familiar with the feel and mouse operation.

"May I ask, is Teacher Liao here?"

Lu Chengda looked up and saw that it was the beautiful teacher Su Bingyun. I wonder how Liao Xuebing got in touch with her, so he hurriedly said, "Teacher Su is so early, Teacher Liao is here."

The beauty Su appeared! And she came to find Liao Xuebing! This guess made other teachers excited: there was another gossip news to spread. They lowered their heads silently, but the light from the corner of their eyes turned to Liao Xuebing.

"Teacher Liao, why haven't you given me the documents of the art competition? I'm in a hurry to organize the students." Su Bingyun said behind him.

Liao Xuebing didn't raise his head: "Don't be noisy, I'm busy." He flipped through the disk and clicked on a folder called "Ultimate Knowledge". What he saw was a large number of pictures of naked beauties, some of which were exposed all three points, and some were lewd. He turned his head and said, "It's not bad!"

When he turned his head like this, he saw Su Bingyun with a red face behind him, and was stunned on the spot. He hurriedly turned it off and said, "Teacher Su, are you here too?"

Su Bingyun finally realized the nature of a man this time, and his impression of Liao Xuebing fell to the bottom, thinking to himself: "It's so dirty, so vulgar! Openly watch pornographic pictures in the office, a scum among teachers!"

When Lu Chengda looked over next to him, the folder had been turned off. He didn't know what had happened just now, so he pushed him and said, "Teacher Liao, Teacher Su has something to ask you for trouble."

Lao Liao was finally thick-skinned and pretended that nothing had happened. He said seriously: "Teacher Lu, thank you for teaching me a lot of computer knowledge. Teacher Su, wait a moment, I'll find you the file." He gently pushed the scandal on Lu Chengda who was unaware of it.

Su Bingyun got the documents from the art competition and left immediately without looking back, as if there were evil things hidden in the office.

"No way, you'll leave so soon? You won't give face." Boss Song Yuhao was so old that he imitated the young man and screamed. They didn't dare to say it in front of Su Bingyun, but they became much more rampant after leaving: "I said, this girl has a pretty perky butt."

So the common language of a group of people suddenly increased, and they all went to the place of vulgar privacy. Liao Xuebing was already the king of vulgar topics when he was hanging out on Zhuque Street. A little word had already made others look at him with admiration: "Based on my visual experience, the latest style of creaseless underwear she wore, and if she thought about her indifferent personality, this person must be very suspenseful, so I judged that the color of the underwear was purple."

"It seems to make some sense..." The men touched their chins and thought a lot.

Due to the principle of shooting a bird with a gun, Liao Xuebing rushed to the classroom with just one sentence. He wanted to see how students teach in other subjects.

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Chapter completed!