Chapter 30 God Cat Hero?
Zhao Lingjun felt much more comfortable after lying behind his own eyes as if he was dead, but when he saw the wallet he threw aside like a shriveled date, Zhao Lingjun's depressed mood did not relieve at all.
In the past, Zhao Lingjun took a bus back to the community. Today, Zhao Lingjun took a bus and rushed back to the community. When he paid, Zhao Lingjun realized that he had been in vain for the past two days.
In college, Zhao Lingjun took the exam for psychology because the person who taught psychology was a beautiful teacher.
Zhao Lingjun remembers that the beautiful teacher at that time said that when a person is in a depressed mood, he just needs to lie in the slump, close his eyes, imagine himself as a pool of mud, and then have a good sleep.
But as soon as Zhao Lingjun closed his eyes, what appeared in his mind was not mud, but the shadows of Lin Qianxun and Wu Xiaoye.
When Zhao Lingjun thought of Lin Qianxun holding the kitten in uniform, he felt his heart beating faster and his mouth was dry. When he thought of Wu Xiaoye, Zhao Lingjun felt chill all over again, and he wanted to get up and scrape his big mouth, and then wrote a hundred times, "I am contemporary Chen Shimei."
After lying around for a while, Zhao Lingjun felt more and more sad that he was about to die.
So Zhao Lingjun decided to get up and pour a glass of cold water to cool his restless mind.
But when Zhao Lingjun opened his eyes, he was shocked.
Two blue eyes, just a few centimeters before Zhao Lingjun's eyes, turned black and white.
"Damn." Zhao Lingjun was so scared that he turned over and sat up. When he got up, Zhao Lingjun accidentally pressed the butt he had just received the injection. Zhao Lingjun grinned in pain. After gasping for a breath of air conditioning, Zhao Lingjun looked at the white kitten lying in front of him and said depressedly. "Why did you run to my ** without saying a word? You want to scare me to death."
"Meow." The white kitten glitted his eyes, looked at Zhao Lingjun with aggrieved look, and then jumped out of the bed.
When Zhao Lingjun looked at the black piece on the white kitten's tail, he felt that the abandoned kitten became pitiful again.
So Zhao Lingjun hugged the white kitten into his arms a little unbearable.
"Meow"
The white kitten seemed a little surprised, but when Zhao Lingjun picked it up, the white kitten happily rubbed into Zhao Lingjun's arms.
"Haha." Zhao Lingjun was a little itchy by the white kitten, and couldn't help laughing. "Little guy, you are so cute, those who say you will bring bad luck to your owner are really too blind."
After laughing, Zhao Lingjun felt that he was in a much better mood. When he looked at the white kitten flashing and looking at his blue eyes, Zhao Lingjun suddenly remembered something very important.
After Zhao Lingjun got into two out of the box, he took out the glass bottle from his bag.
Three small blue pills in the glass bottle were lying quietly.
"You really understand what I said?"
Zhao Lingjun looked at the three remaining blue pills in the glass bottle while looking at the white kitten in his arms.
As soon as Zhao Lingjun finished speaking, Zhao Lingjun saw the kitten nodding several times as he watched him desperately.
"Haha." Zhao Lingjun finally felt that it was funny that a cat nodded desperately.
"It seems that these blue pills are a hundred times more magical than Viagra." After laughing, Zhao Lingjun couldn't help thinking that if he told others that the blue pills in his hands could directly make the kitten understand human words, the person who listened would probably call the mental hospital to tell him that there was a guy suffering from typical paranoia in front of him. Not to mention telling others that the cat who took this little pill was as powerful as Bruce Lee possessed.
When Zhao Lingjun thought of the kitten's behavior after he had just finished the pill, he couldn't help but glance at his bedroom.
Finally, Zhao Lingjun's eyes stopped on the two dumbbells beside his desk.
"Since you understand what I said, can you help me get the two dumbbells over there?" Zhao Lingjun lit the two dumbbells beside his desk and said to the kitten in his arms.
It is estimated that every man had fantasized about becoming a muscular man like Schwarzenegger at some stage. When he first graduated, Zhao Lingjun also dreamed that he could have strong muscles that could make his wife drool all over the ground as soon as he took off.
So these two dumbbells were with Zhao Lingjun for a long time.
But when Zhao Lingjun discovered that dreams were dreams after all, and if dreams could be easily realized, they could no longer be called dreams. Zhao Lingjun began to stop moving the two huge dumbbells.
So the two dumbbells were covered with a thick layer of dust.
However, Zhao Lingjun remembers the weight of these two dumbbells very clearly. These two dumbbells were large dumbbells specially selected by Zhao Lingjun for his dream of a muscular man, each of which was fifteen kilograms.
When the white kitten jumped out of his arms, Zhao Lingjun felt that the kitten was only a few pounds at most.
But what surprised Zhao Lingjun so much that his eyes almost fell out was that the white kitten seemed to have just gently plucked the two dumbbells, and the two dumbbells slid to his feet.
"What a lot of strength." Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but gasp at the traces of dumbbells on the floor.
It took a long time before Zhao Lingjun returned to peace.
"Can you push something heavier?" Zhao Lingjun said to the kitten again when he saw that the two dumbbells seemed too simple for the kitten.
Then Zhao Lingjun saw the kitten in his arms nodding and jumped out of his arms.
Before Zhao Lingjun could think about what the kitten was going to do. The white kitten had jumped to the wardrobe in Zhao Lingjun's bedroom.
"Jiga~~~" Before Zhao Lingjun could react, he heard a sound that made his teeth sore.
Then Zhao Lingjun saw his wardrobe slowly moving.
Zhao Lingjun almost turned pale and fainted on the ground.
Although this wardrobe was in Zhao Lingjun's room from the beginning, Zhao Lingjun was very clear about the weight of this wardrobe.
Because when he first moved in, Zhao Lingjun once wanted to try to change the huge wardrobe. However, Zhao Lingjun spent all his efforts and could not push the large wardrobe.
But now, a wardrobe that even adults cannot push is actually pushed by such a kitten.
Is this still a cat? Isn't this a super Sia cat?
As soon as this thought came to Zhao Lingjun's mind, he heard the moving sound of "Jiga~~~" suddenly turning into a crisp click.
Then Zhao Lingjun saw the kitten as if it had been instantly petrified.
"What's wrong?" Seeing the kitten suddenly stopping, Zhao Lingjun was nervous, thinking that the kitten had used too much force and hurt him.
But a few seconds later, Zhao Lingjun saw the kitten slowly pulling out his claws from the cabinet as if embarrassed.
Then Zhao Lingjun saw two small black holes in his cabinet.
Zhao Lingjun was stunned.
Only when the white kitten jumped back to him was embarrassed, Zhao Lingjun could believe what had just happened in front of him.
The cabinet was too heavy, and the kitten's claws were too small.
So after pushing, although the cabinet moved, the kitten's paws directly penetrated the wall of the cabinet.
"If this cat gives someone a claw, then anyone can stand it?"
Zhao Lingjun looked at the two small holes on the wall of the cabinet and asked the kitten in his arms in fear, "Do you listen to me in the future?"
The kitten nodded very well.
Zhao Lingjun looked at the kitten in his arms stupidly, and couldn't help but think of the big eagle in the Condor Heroes.
Because of the mighty eagle, Yang Guo was called the God-Eagle Hero. Now that he has this kitten that is as powerful as the wind, and is also extremely powerful, wouldn’t he be called the God-Eagle Hero?
"Okay." After a while, Zhao Lingjun, who was thinking about ecstasy, finally came to his senses and said to the kitten. "Then let's just say that, you will follow me in the future. But naturally you have to have a name, or I'll give you a name, right?"
"Meow." The white kitten nodded desperately, looking very happy.
"Or, let's call you Wangcai."
“….”
"Ah, I don't like it. If you don't like it, don't pretend to die. If you don't like Wangcai, you can change your name. Otherwise, it's called Lasi?"
“….”
"Ah, still don't like it?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the kitten in his arms that he started to pretend to be dead as soon as he said Wang Cai and Laxi, and said, "I didn't expect that you have a very high demand. You don't like names like Wang Cai and Laxi? Then why don't you call you Xiaobai?"
Chapter completed!