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002: Rebirth System

Li Cheng's dizziness when she fell was not over. She couldn't maintain balance by hanging on the clouds. She swayed left and right, and finally found the balance and then landed on the solid stone platform.

Li Tao looked carefully and found that this was a fountain floating in the sky: "Is this heaven or underworld?"

A barrage floated up from the ground brightly: [Of course this is the underworld, who are you? Are you the reinforcement sent by the monkey?]

Li Cheng made a face, but his tongue was interrupted before he could spit it out: "You are &¥%#¥…*#@#, Uh!!! I am #¥%…&…&”

I looked left and right and found that I seemed to have missed a lot of notes. What she said just now is that I am not the reinforcement sent by monkeys. Why can’t I hear it?

“…¥%&&***…(I am an angel sent by God!)”

She was silenced.

She is not the reinforcement sent by monkeys! She is the little angel sent by God, okay!!! She is Anke! She is the cute little angel~!!!

Another line of barrage emerged from the ground: [66666666666, this wave of operations can be done, you won’t complain, it’s good to be happy!!]

Li Cheng jumped up: "What?!! Don't let me complain? I insist on complaining! This &...¥@#¥%…&**!!!!"

As long as I complain, I can't make it sound, and my heart is thirsty.

The fairy sister holding the fairy sword in her hand shouted loudly: "I won't pick up scumbags in the trash can!! If you take another step forward, I will take off your fairy bones! Cut off our sisterly relationship with you with your own hands!"

The female monk chased after him: "Sister, I didn't mean to steal a man from you! But Brother Qi really doesn't like you!"

Li Cheng was about to vomit when he saw these two dialogues: "Haha! What (ghost)¥, ahhhhhhh...what%&@#@,beep...beep..."

Li Cheng scratched her hair frantically because her complaints had been silenced before she could speak out. The sound could not be made, and Li Cheng turned into starry eyes in anger, as if she was about to explode.

Li Cheng grabbed her chest, which was even more uncomfortable than letting her die.

Then the scene changed again.

In front of me, the CBD building turned into, and the two boys climbed the stairs for a long time and stood on the rooftop.

The male protagonist pinched the other person's chin and said, "I quit smoking for you for ten years, so you can't eat a piece of salmon for me~?!!!"

Li Cheng felt that his throat was so sweet that he was so cold that he squirted out his old blood.

Little Dear Little replied aggrievedly: "You know that I don't eat raw food, so why do you have to force me to do?! It's for you to quit smoking for your own good!!"

The male protagonist looked at the other party with incredible eyes: "But you use breakup to force me to quit smoking!!!"

She didn't complain, what's the point of opening her eyes?

Before she could use her actions to vent her complaints, she was returned to her position again.

However, the system was recognized as functional body language with complaints by the system, so the movement of lying on the corpse was also returned to the position, and she returned to an upright state again.

Li Cheng was so desperate: "Help!...Help! Who will save me!...Save the baby!

Hey?...Oh...As expected, only normal feelings can make a sound...Ghost*..."

A line of system prompts drilling out of the underground: [Lord Hell suggests that you go and reincarnate~~~~~]

Li Cheng whined: "Reincarnate you (sister)...beep#¥%&&...Okay, okay, okay, I surrender, I will reincarnate!!!"

After saying that, Li Cheng was instantly teleported back to the Hall of Hell.

The King of Hell is turning over the book of life and death.

Li Cheng jumped up and snatched the Life and Death Blog: "Hmph, I want to choose it myself!"

The King of Hell snapped his fingers, and Li Cheng was pressed by the barrage mountain and turned into a pancake shape, "Oh...!!!"

The book of life and death in his hand flew back to the King of Hell.

The King of Hell cleared his throat and said, "Yeah, it's unreasonable, it's unreasonable!! He actually dared to steal my magic weapon.

It seems that you haven't stayed here enough, go to heaven!"

After saying that, Li Cheng pulled her up with a rope on top of her head.

The paradise is full of doomsday volcanoes, and it looks dark as it is near eruption.

The little devil grabbed the volcanic ash on the ground and wiped it on Li Cheng's face: "The Lord Hell said he wanted you to sing, this is your job."

Li Cheng's face was smeared black. She stood in the stands. The darkness under the stands were full of little ghosts, but there was no sound at all.

The little devil handed her a microphone: "Sing!"

Without accompaniment, no shouting, and no spotlight, Li Cheng was super uncomfortable being stared at by many pairs of eyes.

Especially with a ball of black stuff on her face that seemed as black as coal ash, she must be as dark as Bao Gong. Will she let her be fine?

I picked up the microphone and moved like a puppet, and my movements were like when I stood on the stage as an idol.

She wanted to perform hard, but she seemed to have not stood at the center of the stage for a long time.

But what is the point of this stage even if she stands in the C position?

There was not a single audience in the audience, only a bunch of little ghosts.

She had so many idol positions, but the little guys in the audience didn't react at all, which was really disappointing.

After singing two songs with all his heart, Li Cheng was exhausted and panting. She complained angrily: "You didn't even respond when you sing for you, what do you like!

Is it Deyun Club...

Oh my God! I want to cry and faint in the toilet...

Since you don’t like this, then okay, I’ll sing “The Song of the Crematorium” to you, and I think it’s more appropriate!!!”

Li Cheng adjusted her breath in his professional spirit, and waited for her voice to come out, but she became very silly: "Ah~~~ In another fifty years

Let's meet!

Sent to the crematorium and burned to ashes~~~

You are a bunch of me, and I am a bunch of them. No one knows anyone, and they are all sent to the countryside for fertilizers!”

When singing here, the little ghosts in the audience started shouting as if they were lit up and they were yelling, and they raised their pronunciation boards to shout slogans. The sounds were one by one, and they couldn't say how harsh it was.

Li Cheng felt very uncomfortable. Could this be the so-called underworld-style support?!!!

She was no longer willing to sing, but her body was still holding on: "Ah dear friends, who will burn to ashes first? Burn you first? Burn me first?...

Ah fifty years later

Let's meet

Send it to the crematorium and all burned to ashes~~~ You are a bunch of me, and I am a bunch of them, and no one knows anyone, and they are all sent to the countryside for fertilizers!"

Write all the clues on her little notebook.

After waking up from this severe cold, I felt an indescribable weirdness. Should I find a master who can calculate and take a look?
Chapter completed!
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