This is simply unimaginable. If the mountain god hadn't reacted and helped me up, my head would have been cut off by the man in a red official robe! And now I look at the middle-aged man standing on the head of my kang. The man was full of heaven, with a round chin, and a sense of righteousness all over his body, and he didn't look like a demon or monster.

"King Master?" The mountain god asked the middle-aged man next to me.

When the middle-aged man saw that the mountain god knew him, he replied in a strong tone: "Yes, it's me. A few days ago, the Heavenly Court just discussed who would capture this woman. This sentence reached my ears. Today, you came to the door. How could you let it go?!"

This was indeed correct to the mountain god. They would come to capture me in the past two days, but they didn't expect it to be so quickly. After hearing the Kitchen God's words, the mountain god did not take his words seriously. He turned his head and looked at me, grabbed me and threw it at the Kitchen God's body, and said to me: "Go and kill him."

The mountain god simply didn't think about whether I could deal with the Kitchen God, so he threw me over. The Kitchen God didn't seem to expect the mountain god to say so directly that he wanted to kill him. His eyebrows frowned. When I rushed towards him, he reached out to me and slapped my shoulders. A huge pain spread from my shoulders to my whole body. He couldn't help but scream and immediately fell down under the kang.

This is at the old lady's house. The old lady is just asleep now. I am afraid that the sound of my screaming will wake her up. When I was halfway through the screaming, I quickly stretched out my other hand to cover my mouth. The mountain god jumped off the kang and picked me up from the ground. He cursed me in a low voice and said it was useless. Then he grabbed my hands and leaned directly on his back, saying to me: "I will teach you how to adjust the spiritual energy in your body. Every move you will wait for later. Remember to use these moves to merge with the energy in your body. You can kill the Kitchen King if you fight."

The mountain god taught me seriousness, and directly took my hand, turned my arm to luck, raised his eyes and looked at the Kitchen God, and said to him, "Come on, come and kill me if you have the ability."

The Kitchen God could not recognize the identity of the mountain god, and snorted coldly and said to the mountain god, "If it weren't fortunate that you were not under our central Heavenly Palace, if it were under the jurisdiction of the Jade Emperor, you would have been imprisoned in the Heavenly Prison long ago. This woman committed countless sins and killed the heavenly god in her previous life. She harmed the people on earth in this life and instigated Liu Xian to do evil. If I didn't catch her back, it would be difficult to pay tribute to those dead souls!"

As he said that, the Kitchen God rushed towards me and the mountain god.

This is really ridiculous. Didn’t the person I killed in the mortal world Liu Longting? Now I have thrown all these and these bad guys on me. What kind of heaven is this? What kind of god is it?

As the mountain god controlled me to fight with the Kitchen God, control my hands and feet, and fought with the Kitchen God, and when I needed energy to attack, the mountain god turned his head to my ear, and strands of head spread to my cheeks, and taught me those spells while I was hitting, so that I could memorize them myself.

The Kitchen God was originally a manager of the stove. Compared with the mountain god, such a small god naturally overestimated his ability. In just a few rounds, even if the mountain god controlled me, he would directly knock the Kitchen God out of the inner room to the outside of the door until he kicked the Kitchen God directly to the wall beside the stove. The Kitchen God fell on the wall and rolled under the stove in an instant, falling in love with dust and dust, which was very embarrassed.

Now the Kitchen God was beaten by us and lay in front of the stove. His arrogant expression just now disappeared. He lay on the ground and kept scolding me and the mountain god for not being able to die. He was a righteous god in the world, but it was our turn to be bullied by the two demons, asking us to wait for him to report to the Jade Emperor and see how the Jade Emperor dealt with us.

The Kitchen God is like an eight-year-old child. If he can't beat him, he will go to his parents. Of course, the mountain god will not give him the chance to go to heaven to complain. When the Kitchen God wanted to transform into the stove, he let me go and walked over alone, grabbed the Kitchen God's feet and pulled it out fiercely. The Kitchen God was pulled out by him. The Mountain God directly pinched the Kitchen God's neck in front of me, and leaned towards the Kitchen God's face. He sucked out white essence from the Kitchen God's eyes. The Kitchen God struggled in pain in the hands of the mountain god, turned to me, and a look of help was revealed to me.

My heart was softened by the look of the Kitchen God. After all, this is a god. No matter how bad Liu Longting was before, he would not dare to kill the god. The mountain god now not only wants to kill the god, but also absorb the essence of the gods. If this is investigated, it will be as damnation as me.

"Mountain God, why don't you let him go." I whispered to the mountain God, and I felt guilty. After all, the Kitchen God was here to kill me, but now I want to save him. This is not the first time I have experienced this story of a farmer and a snake.

After hearing my stiffness, the mountain god turned a hideous face with me. He was too lazy to pay attention to me for a while. He even increased his strength and sucked all the essence and body of the Kitchen God. At this time, in the room mixed with the bright moonlight outside, only the mountain god and me were left.

After sucking the breath of the Kitchen God, his spirit became much better. His lips were delicate and his face was whiter by the moonlight. Seeing me standing not far away from him, he looked at me with dissatisfaction and said to me: "If you give him a chance, he will take your life in turn. If you let me see you so stupid next time, don't blame me for being rude to you."

As he said that, he opened the curtain himself and walked into the inner room alone, lying in the position where he was lying just now.

And I also knew that I was stupid just now. In fact, I really hated my soft-hearted personality, but now the Kitchen God is dead, and it is meaningless to think about it any more, so I could only walk into the house and climb up to the kang.

But when I was climbing the kang, the mountain god was right next to me. He was originally staring at me with an angry look, but suddenly his eyes turned to my chest accidentally, and he turned his head to look at the cabinet beside the bed, and called me coldly and said, put on his clothes quickly.

When the mountain god said this, I immediately looked at my clothes. After taking a shower, I was wearing the old lady's floral clothes. The collar of the elderly in summer clothes was relatively large. When I bent down and lay down, my collar was wide open, revealing two large white breasts.

....

This was extremely embarrassing. I was so shocked that I didn't know what to say for a while. I quickly covered my clothes and lay down, and then followed the mountain god very depressedly and said that it had been done.

At this time, the old lady was sleeping soundly, and she snored slightly. The sound of the fight just now did not wake him up. When I was about to close my eyes, the mountain god suddenly said to me: "Go and sleep next to the old man, don't be next to me."

I am not willing to be next to him. It was obvious that the old lady just heard that we were lovers, so she let him sleep next to me. The mountain god didn't refuse at that time. Now, she said that I was next to him, which made me take advantage of him. I finally lay down and stood up angrily and slept beside my grandmother. Looking at the mountain god, I really wanted to scold him for being a real dick and be single for the rest of my life. It's really a waste of my face.

But he is good that way. After all, my gender is different from him. When I get together in the future, I don’t have to be careful of him.

When we woke up in the morning, we said goodbye to the old man. I don’t know if it was because of the mountain god who helped the old man’s legs and feet last night. The old lady who was limping yesterday when she walked, she lost her crutches when she woke up this morning, and she walked like a flying step, and even had her eyes better. She kept praising me for being good-looking.
Chapter completed!