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Chapter 9 Debunking(1/2)

"It's so amazing. It's okay to put your hands in the oil pan!" Zhang Yunxi was stunned, with amazement in her beautiful eyes.

"It's just some tricks." Ye Lingchen glanced at his mouth and smiled indifferently.

Zhang Yunxi quickly raised his hand to cover his mouth and looked around carefully, as if he had done a bad thing, "Bao, bah, bah, bah, bah, how can you say such words casually? If you offend the Bodhisattva, hurry up and bah."

The soft little hand, a faint fragrance came from Ye Lingchen, which made him feel a little distracted. This girl has really not changed at all.

"Okay, I won't say it." Ye Lingchen said with a smile.

Zhang Yunxi stopped and still reminded him with concern: "It is better to believe that there is something than to believe that there is nothing, and never offend the Bodhisattva for a moment. Luck in life is also very important."

"Yeah..." Ye Lingchen nodded wildly in a funny way. You probably don't know yet. Brother is a systematic man, and he is a god after all!

At this time, the Taoist priest had already started auctioning the third item, which was a small blue and white porcelain vase with strange words and symbols engraved around it. I couldn't understand it anyway, but it looked very tall and generous.

"Plop!"

The bottle was put into the oil pan and the Taoist priest picked it up as usual.

"When Nuwa repaired the sky, she left a little strange soil. The material of this bottle was that kind of soil. There was a Taoist talisman left by Taishang Laojun on it. Keeping this bottle at home can improve Feng Shui, bless the family with safety, and make a career rise! "

"A magical artifact is definitely a magical artifact!" The crowd immediately became excited.

"I pay 10,000, no one can grab it!"

"I'll pay 15,000!"

...

A small bottle was finally sold at a high price of 66,000 yuan.

The Taoist priest stroked his beard, took down a pen, and said quietly: "In the end, everyone is interested in this kind of thing, that is this pen!"

"This is a brush that Wenquxing used in the mortal world back then. With this pen, he can become a god of learning and understand the principles of heaven and earth. The college entrance examination is just a piece of cake!"

Even this god dares to impersonate him?

Ye Lingchen was speechless. Looking at the onlookers, he was already excited. It was the wish of all parents to hope that their children would become dragons and girls would become phoenixes.

This time, the Taoist priest did not rush to auction, but glanced slightly in the crowd and suddenly stopped.

What a beautiful, what a pure girl!

Although he didn't dress up at all and was dressed very simply, he stood in the crowd like a blooming daffodil, like a crane standing among a group of grass chickens, extremely eye-catching.

A trace of greed flashed in the Taoist priest's eyes, and his eyes turned, but he said loudly: "This brush is different from others, and needs someone with destiny!"

Then, he raised his hand and pointed at Zhang Yunxi, "Little girl, you are the one who is destined to be. Please come here."

"Ah? I...I?" Zhang Yunxi was a little stunned, and the crowd consciously divided a path and looked at Zhang Yunxi with great envy.

"That's right, you are the ones who are destined to be!" The Taoist priest nodded solemnly.

Ye Lingchen frowned slightly and followed Zhang Yunxi slowly forward.

"This pen will be yours in the future." The Taoist priest solemnly handed the pen to Zhang Yunxi.

Zhang Yunxi didn't dare to reach out, "But...but I don't have money."

"You are a destined person. This is the will of the Bodhisattva, and no one can violate it." The Taoist priest said incredibly, "It doesn't matter if you don't have money. You just need to let me touch my bones and get the recognition of the Bodhisattva!"

"Touch the bone?" Zhang Yunxi retreated slightly.

"Don't be afraid of girls. I am a monk. My six senses have long been pure. I can touch my bones very purely. I can help you communicate with the Bodhisattva." The Taoist priest raised his legs and stepped forward.

"Yes, girl, you are so lucky, you can't miss this opportunity..."

"This girl is so lucky..."

"Master, see how I am and help me touch my bones."

...

The crowd was talking, and they were envious, which made Zhang Yunxi feel in a dilemma.

The Taoist priest's salty hands stretched out longer and the smile on his face was enlarged, which was extremely vulgar, like a big bad wolf who had been hungry for several days, pounced on the soft little Aries.

The salty hand was getting closer and closer, and the next moment seemed to be able to touch Zhang Yunxi's slim waist.

At this critical moment, Ye Lingchen suddenly stood up, and Dayi stood in front of the helpless Zhang Yunxi and shouted loudly, "Stop! Let that girl go!"

The Taoist priest paused and looked at Ye Lingchen hatefully, "Who are you? If you dare to disturb the Bodhisattva, you will be punished!"

"You dare to represent the Bodhisattva? If you want to deceive others, go and cheat. I don't bother to pay attention! I dare to deceive me, I will give you a face, right?" Ye Lingchen sneered. He was just watching the excitement, but the Taoist priest reached out to the village flower in his village, which was unbearable!

Wow!

The crowd immediately exploded, and they couldn't help but stay away from Ye Lingchen.

"Ga? That guy is so angry that he dares to scold the master like this!"

"This person dares to be disrespectful to the masters. I'm afraid he doesn't know how he died!"

"You must stay away from him in the future and be careful to be unlucky with him!"

"I really don't know how to be a boy. Alas, this life is over..."

Looking at the reaction of the crowd, the Taoist priest was even more proud, smiled with his head raised, and pointed at Ye Lingchen, "I think you are still a student. You have been abandoned by the Bodhisattva. This college entrance examination is over."

As soon as these words were said, the crowd became even more frightened, and Zhang Yunxi also looked at Ye Lingchen with great concern.

"Little girl, if you don't want to cause trouble, you should stay away from him as soon as possible and let me touch my bones." The Taoist priest continued.

"Touch your grandma's leg!" Ye Lingchen raised his leg and kicked the Taoist priest away with one kick!

"You are arrogant, you dare to do something!" The Taoist priest stood up from the ground in a mess and pointed at Ye Lingchen angrily, "You are dead. In less than three days, you will definitely be struck by lightning to death!"

"Thunder strikes?" Ye Lingchen sneered.

"Not bad!" The Taoist priest looked at Ye Lingchen with a sneer, as if he was determined to eat him. "Are you afraid? But God has the virtue of being alive. As long as you kneel down and kowtow three times, I can plead for you to the Bodhisattva and spare your life!"

At this time, an aunt in the crowd kindly walked out and advised: "Child, don't be irritated. Hurry up and apologize to the Taoist priest, there is still room for rescue."

"Yes, there are a lot of Taoist priests, you have to seize the opportunity."

"You will not only harm yourself, but your family will also be unlucky!"

"Young man, you have to think clearly and don't make any moves that will make you regret for life."

...

"Ling Chen, will the Bodhisattva really blame me? It's all my fault..." Zhang Yunxi looked at Ye Lingchen helplessly, blaming himself, and tears flashed in his eyes.

"It's okay." Ye Lingchen smiled slightly, his face filled with the glory of confidence, which made Zhang Yunxi feel at ease.

Ye Lingchen raised his legs and stepped forward, "I will give you a chance, and I don't want me to expose the scam, so I apologize to the girl beside me, otherwise you will consider the consequences yourself!"

"I sincerely pray for mortals. You even question me, and your heart is punished!" The Taoist priest pretended to be calm, "I never lie, so how can I reveal it?"

"Haha, this is what you asked for!" Ye Lingchen strode forward, and under everyone's gaze, walked to the oil pan, then raised his hand and reached towards the oil pan!

"Ah! No!" Zhang Yunxi exclaimed, his eyes suddenly turned red, and tears of emotion burst into tears.

It is because of her that Ye Lingchen made such a sacrifice!

However, Ye Lingchen was in the oil pan with both hands and said as if nothing had happened: "The oil pan is of moderate temperature and is suitable for washing hands."

"This...this..." Everyone looked at Ye Lingchen and was so shocked that they couldn't speak.

Zhang Yunxi quickly walked to Ye Lingchen and took out his hand from the oil pan. It was clean and clean, and it was completely unscathed.

"You, you can wash your hands in a pan of oil. Are you a god?" Zhang Yunxi opened his mouth slightly and looked at Ye Lingchen in surprise.

"Silly girl, there is no god. This is just some social tricks." Ye Lingchen laughed, "Add white vinegar into the oil pan, and the vinegar sinks to the bottom of the pot. After ignite, the vinegar with a low boiling point will boil first, making people look like the oil pan is boiling, but in fact the temperature is only forty degrees."

"Really or not?" A strong man came up in the crowd, reached out his hand nervously, tried to penetrate the oil pan, and said in shock: "Huh? It's really not hot!"

Everyone began to realize that something was wrong.

The Taoist's face had turned pale, his mouth was trembling, and he said stubbornly: "You don't talk badly! This is the manifestation of the Bodhisattva!"

Ye Lingchen smiled, "There are also the principle of water-neutral chopsticks that use the water surface dislocation."

He walked to the table, pointed slightly at the cup, "Stand!"

"It's straight! It's straight!"

"This little brother is so amazing. He knows so much!"

"Knowledge is power, just as long as my son is half smart."

"Damn it! Then weren't we cheated by that liar just now?"

...

"Everyone is quiet, he is a magic trick. Don't be deceived by that kid's magic trick!" The Taoist struggled to give the final explanation.

"It seems that you will never die if you don't want to the Yellow River!"

Ye Lingchen shook his head, then walked to the old man who had bought the bottle before.

"The bottle you just bought is said to bless the family with peace, but in fact, the characters engraved on it only represent peace of mind and calmness. They are the most ordinary symbols in Buddhism. You will know it by surfing the Internet on Baidu."

The old man took a photo and went online to Baidu and was stunned.
To be continued...
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