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Chapter 7 Poor Ass

The four gates of the Prime Minister's Mansion were wide open, and the whole mansion was kneeling down to pay homage to receive the order.

"The emperor ordered the emperor to be the chief minister of the Xuan cabinet, the Grand Secretary of the Longtu Pavilion, and the Minister of Rites Liu Anguo immediately went to Deshou Palace to see the emperor, and I admire him!"

Eunuch Zhang, who was in his early fifties, looked graceful and kind-hearted. He was originally a favored eunuch by Emperor Huizong, but only because the Jin soldiers invaded the territory last year, Huizong abdicated and gave up the wise, allowing his twenty-four-year-old son Zhao Huan to ascend the throne, he began to serve the new emperor again.

Eunuch Zhang finished the imperial edict in one breath and came to Liu Anguo with a smile.

Liu Anguo received the order to thank him and hurriedly asked Eunuch Zhang to sit down in the living room. He ordered his servants to brew a cup of fragrant tea and present the fruits. Liu Anguo hurriedly asked, "Eunuch Zhang, it's going to be late at this time. I wonder what the emperor Xuan is going to go?"

Eunuch Zhang gave a sip of tea and praised it beautifully, "Well, good tea!" Then he put down the tea set and said, "I'm not hiding it from the Prime Minister. I don't know what the matter is. I only heard an urgent report from the border this afternoon, saying that the Jin people have surrounded Taiyuan, and a large area of ​​Shanxi's territory is probably not protected!"

He shook his head and sighed, and then said, "After hearing the news, the emperor sent someone to announce the Grand Marshal Wang, Lord Li of the Ministry of War, and Grand Master Zhu, who must have to discuss strategies to fight the enemy. So please ask the Prime Minister to set off quickly and follow me to the palace to meet the Saint!"

Liu Anguodao: "It's not appropriate to go, Eunuch Zhang takes the lead. I changed the government office and then said." Then he sent the housekeeper to send Eunuch Zhang out of the mansion and went to the back room to change the official uniforms.

This sudden imperial edict made Liu Yixuan save his life. Mrs. Fan quickly untied the rope and carried him back to the room, took out the golden sore medicine and applied it to him. Fortunately, it was only a wound outside the skin after a few strokes.

Liu Yixuan cried bitterly, screaming "Oh my god" in his mouth. Mrs. Fan saw it and felt in her heart, so she had to coax her: "Xuan'er, don't be afraid, apply this golden sore medicine, it will be fine in two days!" Liu Yixuan said in tears: "I want to see my mother, I want to go back. I don't want to stay in this evil old society. God, just spare me! I want to go back!"

When Mrs. Fan heard him shouting, "I want to go back", she became even more worried. She thought her son was so scared that he lost his soul. She hurriedly coaxed her: "Son, where are you going? Have you been with my mother for enough? If you go back, my mother will follow you too!" As she said that, she burst into tears again.

When Liu Yixuan heard this, he thought to himself: "Why are you going back with me? You should stay in this Northern Song Dynasty!" But he really didn't know how to go back, and he didn't even know how to come. He only remembered secretly opening the "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" in the warehouse of the Palace Museum, and knew nothing else.

Liu Yixuan was not sure whether he could go back to the modern day nine hundred years later and to the streets of Beijing full of the fragrance of "gutter oil". He wanted to eat another bite of fried dough sticks from Nanlaishun and drink a bowl of soy milk from Ciqikou, but all this was just a dream, a dream that I didn't know whether it was the past or the future! Liu Yixuan couldn't help but cry when he thought of these. This was his first time and he really began to miss home.

Liu Yixuan slowly fell asleep in a crying state. He had experienced too much trouble on this day and came to the Song Dynasty in a daze. After drinking a few glasses of wine and fighting with others, he was hit by a board when he got home. All this made him very tired. He lay on a soft bed and slowly fell asleep.

In his dream, he returned to the community where he lived and met his parents. His mother cooked a table of good dishes for him and let him have a full meal. After the meal, he watched TV and told his parents his stories. However, his parents did not believe his words, but thought it was his son's literary creation. The national football team game was broadcasting live on TV, and they actually won this game.

Liu Yixuan was immersed in this happy life, but he didn't expect to suddenly hear someone knocking on his door. Liu Yixuan's mother opened the door, but saw Uncle Liu and several policemen surrounding their family. Uncle Liu grabbed his collar and stared at him and asked, "Zhao Xiaojian! Where did you hide that painting? If you don't hand it over, just wait for you to stay in prison all your life! Say, say, say, say!..."

Liu Yixuan felt that he was so embarrassed that he was caught. He coughed a few times and shouted, "Let me go, let me go..." but he kicked the quilt under the bed.

"Young Master, what's wrong with you?" A sweet and gentle voice rescued Liu Yixuan from the nightmare. He slowly opened his eyes, but saw a girl dressed in a pretty maid standing by the bed. Liu Yixuan didn't know whether her dream was awake or not. He was about to get up and sit down, but unexpectedly a pain came from his butt, which made him realize that he was awake.

Liu Yixuan asked, "Beauty, who are you?"

The maid smiled and said, "Young Master, I am Chunlan. You don't know me anymore?"

"Chunlan?...what is the autumn moon?"

"Qiuyue is serving her on the side of her wife. Are you looking for her? I'll call her now!"

"Damn, there is really this person!" Liu Yixuan muttered in his heart and said hurriedly: "No need to call her, I think you're pretty good." He stared at Chunlan with lust. Seeing that her face was fair, her mouth was erect, and her face showed a girl's shyness, which also made him forget the faint pain from his buttocks.

Chunlan felt embarrassed when she saw Liu Yixuan looking at her like this, and hurriedly asked, "Young Master, don't move first, let Chunlan come and apply her face to you!"

When Liu Yixuan heard this, he was very happy and said, "Okay, OK!"

Chunlan hurriedly asked another little girl beside her to fetch water. She took a towel and twisted it in the basin a few times, then bent her body to apply her face to Liu Yixuan. Liu Yixuan lay on the bed and saw Chunlan's pink and white neck, pointed chin, and a pair of delicate little hands gently wiping on his face, which immediately caused a chain reaction in one of his parts. He hurriedly pushed Chunlan away and said, "I want to go to the bathroom, I want to give up!"

When Chunlan heard that the young master was about to show respect, she became shy and hurriedly ran out of the door to call for promotion and wealth. When the promotion, Facai hurriedly ran over and asked, "Sister Chunlan, what's the matter with us?"

Chunlan said, "The young master woke up and shouted that he would be respectful. Go and help him up, and the toilet is behind the bed." When the promoted and Facai heard that the young master woke up, he became happy and hurried to the house to see him.

Liu Yixuan was lying on the bed and was about to turn over. One arm was supporting his body. When he was promoted, he hurried to help him.

"Oh, be gentle, it hurts!" Liu Yixuan shouted.

When he was promoted, he was very happy when he saw it. He asked, "Young Master, it hurts no matter how it hurts. I'll take a look. Is it here?" He slowly lifted his pants with his hands.

"Ah! Don't touch it!" he gritted his teeth and shouted. Several maids also laughed at him secretly after hearing this. Liu Yixuan turned around and said, "Why are you laughing? You are gloating!"

"Young Master, come here, the toilet is behind!" The promotion helped Liu Yixuan move behind the bed, then pulled the curtain, opened the lid of the bucket, and said, "Young Master, it's convenient for you."

When Liu Yixuan saw the two servants standing next to him, he was so embarrassed that he could not help. He turned around and said, "You two go out first, someone is watching me, I can't pee." The two servants had no choice but to take the order out.

After Liu Yixuan finished the convenience, he limped out of the bedroom. Fortunately, it was just a skin injury and no muscles were moved. He just walked with a little ugly posture. At this time, his mother, Mrs. Fan, had already rushed over from the backyard and brought someone food and snacks.

Because Liu Yixuan was injured in his butt, he could only stand by the table to eat. He ate a few snacks and drank three bowls of lotus seed porridge. He thought it tasted good, more delicious than the streets of Beijing. He ate some chicken, duck and fish to reward his butt. Mrs. Fan quickly said, "Eat slowly, my son, look at you being hungry! There is still something else, no one will grab it for you!"

Liu Yixuan was gnawing a duck leg in his hand and said with a smile: "This is really delicious, mom, you can eat it too!"

Mrs. Fan said: "Wei Mom has used it."

Liu Yixuan called for promotion again, and Chunlan and the others said, "Come on, you can eat too, don't be polite, just like your own family!" He still carries the hospitality and magnanimity of his hometown in Northeast China, but it's a pity that he is now the prince of the Prime Minister of the Northern Song Dynasty.

The promotion hurriedly shook his head and said, "You guys have eaten it, so it's better for you to use it slowly!"

While he was talking, a servant ran into the door and said, "Go back to the wife, butler Liu asked Xiao to talk back and forth, saying that the master was going to discuss matters in the palace. The emperor had already given lunch, so he was afraid he would not be able to come back in the afternoon!"

Mrs. Fan said, "I understand, please go back to Butler Liu and ask him to serve him very hard, don't let the master be tired!" hurriedly asked, "What happened in the palace? The master went there for a night but didn't come back."

The servant said, "I heard from Butler Liu that the Jin people were invading. The emperor was summoning the ministers to discuss countermeasures, and the rest of the little ones were unknown."

Mrs. Fan said, "Oh, I understand, go back and serve your master." The servant took the order back. Liu Yixuan hurriedly asked, "Are the Jin soldiers going to fight? This is bad. Bian Jing City is going to be surrounded! The emperor is going to be captured by the Jin soldiers!"

Mrs. Fan hurriedly stopped Liu Yixuan and said, "Xuan'er, don't talk nonsense, this is the crime of beheading."

Liu Yixuan put down the duck leg in his hand and said, "Why is this nonsense? Our history textbooks record that the Jin soldiers will surround Bianliang soon. The Song Dynasty has been declining for a long time!"
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