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Chapter 22 Run, little boy

On July 19, with the end of the Las Vegas Summer League, the NBA officially announced the ownership of the major awards of this league.

Of course, the biggest winner among them is undoubtedly Tu Man, who led the team to win all five games and won the summer league championship.

In five games, Tuman averaged 27.6 points, 15 rebounds and 8 blocks per game. Although these data were explosive, they still belong to the category of human beings.

However, Tuman's shooting percentage was outrageously 81.5%. If it weren't for the third performance "Tian Gou" that lowered the shooting percentage, this percentage would have risen!

Tu Man perfectly explained his theory:

Among all the offensive methods today, the closest 100% hit rate is dunk.

In fact, everyone on earth knows it.

But Tu Man is very confident, and he thinks this theory should be named-

Rules of slaughtering the barbarians!

Under the halo of Tu Man, the data of others seemed so ordinary, such as No. 1 pick John Wall, who played four games, averaged 23.5 points and 7.8 assists per game.

In previous years, this has been very good.

But when people see this data, they only want to say the three words that men fear the most—

Not enough!

DeMarcus Cousins, the best friend of the No. 1 pick, is averaging 14.5 points and 9.8 rebounds per game.

As for the cap, it’s not enough to mention it.

Of course, this is just a summer league with no value. The Kentucky Five Tigers, who are the lottery show, must have not played seriously.

But who cares?

With such explosive data, Tuman won the Summer League MVP and the Summer League's Best Rookie as he wished, and of course he was selected into the Summer League's Best Team with John Wall, DeMarcus Cousins ​​and several others.

Looking at the three honor sections on the exchange panel that had turned golden and flashing constantly, Tu Man was drooling and wanted to immediately remove the red femur.

In the end, caution defeated desire.

This is a valuable self-control that can sometimes even protect the dog's life.

Tu Man did not stare at the press conference after all, but he was absent-minded and did not satisfy the reporter's curiosity. He just praised the fans of the casino and said that they were very cute.

He didn't even say anything, I'm the most sarcastic, you are too blind, you don't care about things, and you can't stand such routine routines. This is so abnormal!

He pretended to be a slut on the road, but as soon as he got home, he couldn't help it.

The anxious Tu Man didn't even have time to change his clothes, so he jumped into the bedroom and locked himself inside.

In fact, he doesn't have to do this. Lao Tu hasn't closed the stall yet, Tao Jie hasn't gotten off work, and there is not even a ghost at home. Are you afraid of being a hairy person?

Xinxinran opened the redemption panel and clicked the flashing "Summer League MVP" and the long-lost prompt sounded:

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Summer League MVP, and now he can redeem any bone or any two muscles in the body. Please choose..."

Tu Man reached out to ask for a skeleton picture, and his left leg femur was still red!

After thinking about it, I stopped again.

How magical the human body is, symmetrical beauty is everywhere.

The novice gift pack almost suffered a loss. This time, you must change both sides together, that is perfect. If you only change one side, if it is asymmetrical, wouldn’t you become a cripple?

Why not take a look at what the remaining two are given first. Tu Man really doesn’t have much confidence in the two honors that are ranked last and third.

So he rubbed his big hands, breathed again, and clicked the flashing "The Best Rookie of the Summer League", and the pleasant reminder sounded again:

"Congratulations to the host for winning the Best Rookie in the Summer League. Now you can redeem any bone or any two muscles in your body. Please choose..."

"pretty!"

Although the ranking was moved one by one, the reward was the same. The system still generously gave a piece of bone, which was really timely!

Tu Man snapped his fingers, clicked the bone diagram, clicked on the light red femur on the left, and then clicked the same position on the right femur.

A pleasant prompt sound:

"The host will consume two bone redemption rights. Choose to redeem the bilateral femur. Once redeemed, it will not be changed. Please click to confirm again whether it is redeemed!"

Tu Man clicked on both sides of the femurs again, and a golden light flashed on the panel. The two long white bones turned golden in an instant!

Close the exchange panel, Tu Man lay straight on the bed, ready to welcome the arrival of "the hardest femur of human beings". Suddenly, a heat current rushed straight from his hips and rushed through his knee bend...

Tu Man was startled and a carp thrust and jumped out of the bed.

When I touched my crotch, it was fine, it was fine...

Stepping on the horse!

How could this be the feeling?

I thought I was incontinent!

At this time, he suddenly realized something was wrong. Why was his pants shorter?

Suddenly growing taller?

No, the legs have become longer!

Tu Man clicked on the exchange panel and looked at the pair of slender golden femurs. Unexpectedly, there was such an unexpected surprise when he exchanged bones!

After being stupid for a while, Tu Man became entangled again.

The exchange is really good for a while, but how did I explain it to Sister Tao?

Others may not easily discover that Lao Tu is considered a rough man, but what does Tao Jie do?

She remembered Tu Man's nose hair clearly but didn't poke it out, so how could she not find that he had grown a lot?

How many days did you play in the summer league? Have you grown two inches taller and one centimeter per day?

What a joke!

To be honest, Lao Tu is so addicted to alcohol and Tao Jie is so fond of it. I can’t say that one day I’ll be bald. How bad Americans are, then the non-normal research center will be the destination...

For the sake of the present, I have no choice but to run away!

After grabbing the wallet, cell phone, and charger, Tu Man seemed to be burned by fire, ran out of the house in a panic, stopped a taxi and flashed in.

The black uncle who was driving turned his head and exclaimed:

"Wow, boy, you're so tall!"

Tu Man was so panicked that he was shocked. He shook his hand and his phone fell into the gap in the seat. He finally picked it out and said stammeringly:

"You see this, you can see it?"

The driver gave him a dissatisfied look:

"Nonsense, I'm not blind. By the way, you're so tall, right?"

Tu Man felt relieved. It seemed that he was overly nervous. The uncle said he was "growing taller", not "growing taller"...

The driver didn't hear Tu Man say so, so he answered:

"I don't look like you, you're too thin."

After a moment of silence, the uncle suddenly remembered something and turned around and shouted:

"Haha, I get it!"

Tu Manwei tightened his vertebrae and asked nervously:

"What do you know?"

The uncle smiled:

"You are not Yao, you are Yi!"

Tu Man breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile:

"Uncle, I'm not Yi, I'm much handsomer than him!"

The driver turned around, took a serious look, shook his head and said:

"Boy, you're so confident!"

Tu Man said angrily:
Chapter completed!
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