Chapter 53 The Plastic Bottle Sisters
When Yu Han opened her eyes, she was being hugged by Yue Ling. When she struggled, Yue Ling also woke up. When she fucked a bottle of Erguotou, she was as heroic as the heroes of Liangshan. Now she has become the delicate Lin Daiyu in the Grand View Garden!
"Heart!" Yu Han rubbed his temples.
"I'm dizzy!" Yue Ling lay down and didn't dare to move.
"Li Hao, bring me a bottle of water." Yu Han took the empty mineral water bottle on the bedside table and smashed Li Hao who was sleeping on the ground.
I didn’t know how much mineral water I drank last night, and there was a row on the bedside table.
"Everyone is awake!!" Li Hao rubbed his eyes, then yawned like a hippo. He took half a bottle of mineral water from his side and threw it to Yuhan.
Li Hao had two big dark circles on his face. There was no way, none of the two girls stopped. This one vomited, just settled down, and the other vomited again. Li Hao estimated that the amount of water used to flush the toilet this night must be amazing.
Yue Ling and Yu Han's faces were sallow and yellow, as if they had suffered a serious illness.
"I slept like a pig." Yu Han drank the mineral water in one sip and smashed the bottle at Li Hao.
"I was watching the show last night. It was so exciting that I forgot to go to bed. After sleeping for a while, you woke me up." Li Hao yawned again.
"What kind of play?" Yue Ling was very alert and tried to recall for a long time, but she didn't remember what happened last night. The last memory was that she went to the police station and completely forgot about what happened afterwards.
The more I think about it, the more dizzy my head becomes, the less I feel unwilling to move. I lie on the bed and look at the ceiling, and I dare not open it with my eyes closed.
"Last night, two beautiful girls became sworn sisters in front of the mineral water bottle." Li Hao was lazy and did not move, lying on the ground and talking.
"Swedish!" Yue Ling suddenly opened his eyes, and Yu Han sat up directly. It was probably because he was sitting too hard and felt dizzy for a while, so he could only lie down again.
"Not only did they become sworn brothers, but they also spit out saliva into the cup. Sad saliva is also dna, which is the same as the principle of bloodshed as a alliance."
"Spray... saliva..." The two girls' eyes were as if they were ping-pong balls.
"Did we drink?"
Li Hao pointed to the cup on the bedside table: "There is something to prove it."
"…!" The air stagnated for a moment.
"Hey...! The sisterly relationship of plastic bottles." Li Hao lay on the ground, closing his eyes, talking to the air.
"What is the sisterhood of plastic bottles?"
"It's very crisp, don't take it seriously." Li Hao replied lazily, as if he was about to fall asleep again.
"You...! We are just going to become sworn sisters. Yue Ling, you are older than me, and you will be your sister in the future." Yu Han pouted, sat up and watched Li Hao gritting his teeth, wishing he could bite Li Hao to death. At that time, I didn't expect this guy to have such a poisonous mouth.
How did you come up with the sisterhood of plastic bottles?
"Yeah!" Yue Ling said "Yeah" and didn't say much, but just reached out and hugged Yu Han's head and rubbed it.
"Then congratulate you on your deep sisterly love. You are so sleepy that you let me sleep for a while." Li Hao turned over.
The two girls had no intention of sleeping again, and stepped over Li Hao and started washing up. When Yue Ling passed by Li Hao, she kicked Li Hao in the butt.
Li Hao scratched his butt and continued to sleep!
As soon as he fell asleep, Yuhan applied a towel to his face with cold water.
He woke up in an instant, sat up and looked at Yuhan angrily, saying that he was very angry.
"Go to eat! Hungry!"
Li Hao curled his lips helplessly. Last night, the two of them vomited all night and even vomited out the mineral water they drank.
Helplessly, Li Hao had to get up, washed his face in a hurry and was urged by two girls to check out.
When checking out, the front desk lady looked at the dark circles on Li Hao's face and rolled her eyes. She was inevitably "overworked" with two such beautiful girls to check in.
The waiter looked at the room carefully, especially expressed doubts about the condom without an open seal. He picked it up and shook it, and found that it was really useless.
In the end, he could only fine Li Hao two hundred yuan on the grounds that the quilt was dirty by the carpet.
Li Hao had no choice but to pay, and these two did vomit everywhere last night.
There is no breakfast in the hotel, so a few people can only go to the porridge shop outside. I drank so much wine last night to warm my stomach, otherwise there would always be a fire in my stomach, no matter how much water you drink, it would be useless.
"Sister! What job are you doing now?" After drinking a bowl of porridge, Yuhan felt a little better.
"The factory is on vacation, and I will work with Li Hao." Yue Ling lowered his head and drank porridge.
"Follow him?"
"Yes! We have made a brand called Dali Seaweed. Let you taste it later and keep it safe. You want to eat two pieces of porridge." Li Hao ate the porridge with a "slutty" and he ate all the small buns of bread by himself.
"Seaweed? What did you do?" Yu Han still didn't believe it.
"Yes, we're doing it. We're going to go to Beijing to do promotion soon!"
"Promotion in the capital?" Yu Han became more and more disbelief.
"It's New Year's Day the day after tomorrow. Go after New Year's Day. Try to open up the market initially before the New Year!"
"New Years ago? It's only over a month left."
"Don't worry, no problem. If you don't believe it, I'll take you to see it." Li Hao seemed full of confidence.
After breakfast, Li Hao took the two girls to Yue Ling's house.
"Get in, this is my house." Yue Ling felt a little embarrassed when he walked to the door.
"Sister, your yard is so big." Yu Han didn't care, but was very interested in Yue's big yard. He looked around. A big black cat jumped out of the coal shed, and was caught up with the room by Yu Han.
When he walked into the house, Li Hao found Fang Qiang was sleeping soundly on the kang. There was a smell of alcohol in the house. It was probably that this guy had drunk again last night. This time, two big turtles were painted on his face.
"Wake up! Wake up!" Yue Ling shook Fang Qiang hard.
"You are back." Fang Qiang wiped the corners of his eyes and stretched his waist.
"Why are you sleeping here?" Yue Ling felt a little angry at the man sleeping on his kang.
"You didn't come back last night, I showed you my home one night, that's the thing! I'm hungry, so you can give me a bowl of noodles. Who is he?"
Fang Qiang was muttering to put on his clothes, and suddenly saw Yu Han. He felt familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it. This was very unscientific. Logically speaking, he shouldn't forget such a beautiful girl.
"You...!" Yue Ling had no choice. He really didn't have time to go home yesterday.
"We've seen it, on the train. I still remember you beat the gangster away. By the way, you wore this at that time." Yu Han pointed to Fang Qiang's yellow cotton jacket on the kang.
"Why are you here without combed your head?" Yue Ling's voice came from the outer room. Li Hao turned around and saw Jin Meishan with her hair spread out and walked in.
Chapter completed!