Chapter 2 Why not eat minced meat? * Ask for a monthly pass]
Zhao State is a painful wound that everyone in the world has no one to ask about, and he dare not ask about it, for fear that he will not be able to bear the eternal wound.
The Qin State has been supplying it for a year and a half, and it has supplied most of the Qin State Guanzhong and Bashu State to provide disaster relief. However, even if the Tianfu Kingdom and Guanzhong are familiar with the world, it cannot supply the entire Three Jins and the northwest of Qin.
The end of benevolence and righteousness is the ultimate destination for Qin.
"I will go back to Xianyang in three months to report my work!" Ying Zheng said.
It has been three years since the disaster, and the memorials and slips that wrote letters to criticize Chen Ping could already be piled up in a large hall. As the King of Qin, Ying Zheng could not hold on anymore.
Li Si nodded. Zhao State is a hot potato. Whoever borrows it will die? Chen Ping can only say that he is lucky and is in charge of Zhao State.
So, three months later, Chen Ping returned to Xianyang under the escort of Luowang and Yingmiwei.
Bai Zhong looked at Chen Ping, who weighed about 200 pounds and was wide-hearted and fat, and whispered to Chen Ping: "The king gave Lord Chen three months. Why didn't Lord Chen develop himself into a skinny bone? No one can blame him in this way!"
Yes, in three years, Chen Ping has gained three times more than the time of the war between the two tribes, which is completely inconsistent with this year of disaster.
Chen Ping looked at Bai Zhong and sighed, "Master Taiyuan, you don't know. Zhao State is suffering. The people have not seen grains for almost a year. If this continues, Zhao State will be destroyed!"
Bai Zhong looked at Chen Ping with a bitter and grudge. He didn't know what to say. The people couldn't eat food anymore, but you had gained three times. Are you afraid that the whole world will be written by the people? Isn't there enough memorials and calligraphy for Chen Ziping?
The king has given you three months to make yourself skinny. You don’t know how to pretend to be so fat. Who can save you?
The next day, in Xianyang, Qin State, the great court meeting, and all officials came to the hall. Everyone knew that this time it was to decide on the actions and stay and go to Chen Ping, one of the nine ministers.
Everyone knows that Chen Ping has reached the limit he can do, so he is ready to refrigerate for a few years. When the matter of Zhao State is over, Chen Ping will still recover.
After all, it’s the same for anyone to go to the mess in Zhao State. Chen Ping can’t be blamed. If you want to blame, you can only blame him for his bad luck.
But when the temple man Xuan Chen Ping met, everyone looked at Chen Ping, who was fat and fat, and couldn't help but want to study his book. The world is a disaster, how did you become so fat? Moreover, the king has given you a chance to improve the aftermath three months in advance and try to be more decent, but you are so fat that you really don't take our Censorate's Office seriously?
"King, Zhao State is suffering. I am ordered to supervise the five counties of Yunzhong, Yanmen, Taiyuan, Shangdang and Dai County. Under the great disaster, the people live in dire straits. Since October last year, the people have never had any grains wrapped around their belly!" As soon as Chen Ping entered the court, he immediately knelt down in front of Ying Zheng and complained with compassion.
Ying Zheng looked at Chen Ping who was fat as a ball, and listened to his complaints, he didn't know how to deal with it. What you said was the facts, but the people have not been covered with grains for almost half a year. As the head of the five counties, you have become fat as a ball. How can you save you?
"Mr. Chen, please report the disaster first!" said the censor Chunyu Yue.
Chen Ping nodded, looked at Ying Zheng and the officials and said, "Since last October, Qin State cut off Yunzhong, Yanmen, Taiyuan, Shangdang, and Dai, and the five counties of five counties, three million people in the old Zhao five counties have never seen any grains, and the people have lived in poverty. Therefore, I returned to Xianyang this time to ask the king to squeeze out some grain crops and grains for the people of the five counties!"
Ying Zheng nodded. Although Chen Ping had left Xianyang for a long time, he was still familiar with the important things in the court. He only talked about the disaster situation in the five counties without mentioning the mistakes and casualties in his policy, so that officials at all levels could not find too many problems. After all, it made Chen Ping angry and he slapped and said, "If you do it, you will be sent to the fire pit."
"Lord Guangluqing seems to be avoiding the important things, and does not mention the casualties of the people in the five counties at all. It seems that he does not care about the lives and deaths of the people, otherwise he would not have been so generous and fat!" Chunyu Yue did not intend to let Chen Ping go.
As one of the Confucian masters, Chen Ping killed so many Confucian disciples and hung their heads on Handan City to demonstrate. How could Chunyu Yue swallow his anger and let Chen Ping go?
"When casualties, where are the casualties?" Chen Ping was stunned when he looked at Chunyu Yue. He had been in the fifth county of Zhao for three years. Apart from the bloody suppression at the beginning, there was no death afterwards. No one starved to death. Where did the casualties come from?
"Director Guangluqing thinks we are all fools? In the year of great disaster, even the three counties of Qin, Longxi, Beidi, and Shangjun had varying degrees of casualties. How to avoid the five counties of Zhao?" Chunyu Yue said sternly.
"That's because you are useless. I have been in charge of the affairs of the five counties so far. Except for the bloody suppression at the beginning, no one has died from natural disasters since then." Chen Ping looked at Chunyu Yue and said.
Ying Zheng could only support his forehead when he heard Chen Ping's words. How can I save you? Such a drought, if you don't die alone, you should be more realistic! Even if you say that you have more than 100,000 or 200,000 yuan, I will protect you.
If a person does not die, are you a fool in the civil and military officials in Xianyang?
Sure enough, as soon as Chen Ping finished speaking, Chunyu Yue immediately jumped out and said, "Does Lord Chen think that the king sings the civil and military officials of Xianyang are all fools? In such a disaster year, no casualties in the people. Does Lord Chen think that Shennong is reborn and the God of Ceres will not die?"
Chen Ping was stunned and looked at Chunyu Yue and said, "The Taoist masters had already warned about droughts in advance. The king personally ordered all counties to take precautions. In this case, the government agencies at all levels should make emergency plans in advance, so how could there be any casualties?"
"Mr. Chen is really good at speaking. Since the drought has recovered, the rivers and canals in various places have been exhausted, crops and crops have not been harvested, and the people are living in poverty and starving for thousands of miles. How to avoid casualties? Even in Guanzhong, many canals have been exhausted. How to resist drought in the five counties of Zhao?" Chunyu Yue was so angry that he had to knock Chen Ping's dog head with a jade plaque.
"The grain crops are not harvested, and even forage grass is difficult to grow. Therefore, why can't the people eat cattle and sheep? There are three super-large horse farms in the five counties of Zhao, and there are no less than ten cattle and sheep farms, and there are more than one million cattle and sheep. Due to insufficient forage, the official ordered that more than one million cattle and sheep beef and sheep beef and sheep beef and sheep beef and mutton be divided into the people, and how can the people starve to death if they are more than ten million kilograms of fish and shrimp?" Chen Ping looked at Chunyu Yue with a look of idiot and said.
After the war between the two tribes, they drove back to Yunzhong County, and the cattle, sheep and horses in Yanmen County and Taiyuan County were calculated based on tens of millions. Even if they were exhausted, they could not afford to raise so many horses, cattle and sheep.
In addition, the drought is severe and the grass is not enough to raise so many horses, cattle and sheep in captivity, so Chen Ping ordered the slaughter of cattle and sheep to feed the people.
I don’t change food coupons for daily work, but I give meat coupons first.
In addition, cattle and sheep are rare things. When will the people eat them? Therefore, Chen Ping sold them to Qi at an extremely low price and exchanged them for seafood at a lower price to exchange them for the people. How could he starve to death?
He is so fat because he can only eat horses, cattle, sheep, fish and shrimp every day to fill his hunger, so he becomes like this. He also wants to eat grains and grains. The problem is that he cannot grow in the fields, and Qin has cut off disaster relief grains for so long. What can he do?
"So, my dear said that no one in the five counties of Zhao starved to death, and the people all feed on horses, cattle, sheep, fish and shrimp?" Ying Zheng asked.
"Report to the king, the people of the five counties are suffering. Every morning and evening, they are all horses, cattle, sheep, fish and shrimps. How pitiful it is. I hope the king will allocate grains to the people of the five counties to overcome such a great disaster together!" Chen Ping said seriously.
Ying Zheng looked at Chen Ping, I had a saying that I don’t know whether to say it or not. You said that big fish and meat were bitter. Have you ever thought about whether we are the court officials who eat three meals in order to provide disaster relief?
The poor can only eat cattle, sheep, seafood. Are you sure you are talking about human language?
"It's cold, it's out of help. Let the teacher take the person back!" Ying Zheng felt bitter in his heart. No one could save him because of Chen Ping's attitude of refusing to admit his conviction and refusing to commit suicide!
"Why don't you say that the people live on their lives with meat?" Chunyu Yue was also very angry.
As a censor, he has seen many cowards, and many of them have already admitted their consciences; he has also seen those who are stubborn and refuse to plead guilty, and there are also many.
However, like Chen Ping, who not only does not plead guilty, but also boasts about the scourge. Chunyu Yue said that I have never seen such a shameless person in my life!
"Don't you want to be my official? But a good wife can't cook without rice. Apart from meat, there are no grains in the five counties of Zhao. How to make meat minced!" Chen Ping was angry when he thought about it. It was very delicious to eat one meal, two meals were good, and three meals were also good, but if you want to eat for a year, the meal was full of meat and no vegetables were seen, that would be a nightmare!
Why is he so fat? Isn’t it because he has big fish and meat and no green vegetables are seen?
"You...you...you..." Chunyu Yue was so angry that he pointed at Chen Ping. He was so angry that he couldn't speak for a moment. If it weren't for the official next to him to help him get along with his anger, he might have been really angry to death.
"Come here, take Chen Ping down and try again later!" Ying Zheng held his forehead, Chen Ping, Chen Ping, you can't accept your guilt, can't you admit your sin? Then, if you don't look at the monk's face and the Buddha's face, pick it up high and put it down gently, wouldn't it be enough.
Now, you openly provoke the Censorate and mock all the disaster relief departments. Who would dare to come forward to save you?
It’s a headache, it’s really a headache. When you were in Xianyang, you were fine, why did you look like this when you were out?
Could it be that power has really grown ambitions, and when we arrive at Zhaozhiwu County, we will be lawless without comfort?
"Oh, I can only take him down first and be detained for trial. Then I will hand it over to Han Fei, Li Si, and Xiao He for interrogation, and it will be over!" Ying Zheng thought to himself that he was really disappointed with Chen Ping.
He handed over the fifth county of Zhao to Chen Ping and told the eighth school of Yulin of the personal guards to Chen Ping, because he was his junior brother, so how much trust was this, but Chen Ping let him down!
"The king is not allowed, the disaster is getting worse. I ask Chen Ziping to comfort the people of the five counties who died due to his random administration!" Chunyu Yue jumped up again in a smooth tone and asked to speak.
Chen Ping must not be detained, otherwise Chen Ping would not have any trouble. After all, half of the new officials in the court were promoted by Chen Ping and left for later trial. Who knows when it will be left!
"The king is unfair, why do you have any crimes?" Chen Ping was also dissatisfied. He worked hard and did not even greet him when he returned to Xianyang. There were angry curses everywhere, and even shouting to cook Chen Ziping. He still didn't know who he had provoked.
He could understand that the people of the five counties of Zhao hated him so much. After all, the Cross Blood Killing Order made them leave their homeland, and some rebels died under the war, but he did not hide the Qin State!
Ying Zheng was also stunned. Looking at Chen Ping, I am saving you, do you know? You have killed so many Confucian disciples, and the entire Confucianism is waiting for you to get into trouble and take the blame. You even say that I am unfair!
"The king, I asked to cook and kill Chunyu Yue. As the censor, I managed Shangjun, but it caused casualties in Shangjun and was passive and lazy. I should cook and kill!" Chen Ping said.
"???" Ying Zheng was stunned. Are you trying to bite the dog and play each other to death?
"The five counties of Zhao have lost all political affairs. I think Xiao He should be elected as the chief of Zhao's five counties to preside over the affairs of the five counties!" Han Fei opened his mouth and led the topic.
"Han Fei, I have a grudge against you?" Xiao He stood behind Han Fei and cursed in a low voice.
This time it was a grand ceremony every three years, and all the foreign ministers had to return to Xianyang to report their duties, so he also came back.
But Zhao Zhiwu County is a mess. If you do it well, it is a matter of duty. If you don’t do it well, it is a dereliction of duty. Chen Ping is a good example. If you ask him to take over Zhao Zhiwu County, wouldn’t you send him to death?
"Han Fei, I have a grudge with you?" Chen Ping also looked at Han Fei with dissatisfaction. I finally managed Zhao Zhiwu County in an orderly manner, preparing to wait for the disaster to come to an end, and everything is in trouble and development. What do you want Xiao He to pick peaches now?
Han Fei was speechless when he looked at Chen Ping. As the lieutenant, I am saving you. You actually brought the matter back. Forget it, I can't save you anymore. Wait until you die!
"Please cook, Chen Ziping!" Chunyu Yue was happy. He was worried that the king would follow Han Fei's words to pull the North Korean issue away, but he didn't expect that Chen Ping would commit suicide!
"Please cook, Chunyu Yue!" Chen Ping also looked at Ying Zheng and bowed to invite him.
Then he thought about it and continued, "Also, Xiao He, Cao Shen, Han Fei, Sima Yuan..."
More than a dozen names were pointed out in a row, all of which were the highest officials in charge of disaster relief in Qin. Except for Lu Buwei and Fusu, no one else was counted, and all of them were pointed out by Chen Ping.
"???" Xiao He, Cao Shen, Han Fei and other disaster relief envoys were stunned. Are you going to kill the death and give up treatment?
Don’t count on your own death, but you still have to pull us all into the water?
In the year of a major disaster, it is normal to die, but it is not as much as you. Moreover, compared with the major disasters recorded in history, we have achieved the ultimate. What else do you want?
"It's not a shame that he is a Wuchenzi!" Lu Buwei smiled slightly. Zhao Zhiwu County was as decayed as they expected, and it was normal for the dead to die, but Chen Ping made a joke at the beginning, and as long as the dead were guilty.
In this way, none of the entire Qin State, disaster relief envoys were innocent.
Therefore, if the king wants to punish him, then all disaster relief envoys are as guilty as Chen Ping, and one move is good to advance and retreat!
"General Wang Ben has nothing to say?" Chunyu Yue also knew what Chen Ping wanted to do, so he turned his finger to Wang Ben. As long as Wang Ben also complained about Chen Ping, Chen Ping would undoubtedly die.
After all, Wang Ben was the highest sergeant in the fifth county of Zhao, and he was the same disaster relief envoy of Zhao State as Chen Ping.
However, after Chunyu Yue finished speaking, everyone looked at Wang Ben and found that the powerful Wang Ben of Kong Wu had also turned into a round and doubted whether he could take the sword!
Wang Ben was watching the fun, but he wanted to see how Chen Ping scolded people, but who knew that someone actually came to him!
"Well, I will say bluntly that compared with Lord Guangluqing, I will not target anyone. I will say that everyone here should be a cook and kill!" Wang Ben said.
"Shut up!" Wang Jian was panicked. He didn't have time to say hello to Wang Ben in advance. He didn't even meet Wang Ben when he came back. Who knew that Wang Ben was now floating and actually directly confronted all the disaster relief envoys.
Jing, as quiet as if everyone is dead, everyone can't believe their ears. We can understand that Wang Ben and Chen Ping, but what does this ultimate move mean?
"You won't be as stupid as Wang Ben, are you?" Meng Wu also looked at Meng Tian worriedly and whispered.
"General Wang Ben said what I wanted to say, they are really dereliction of duty!" Meng Tian nodded and said.
"It's over!" Meng Wu looked up at the sky, then glared at Chen Ping, "I am a good son, the future successor of the Great Qin State Captain, have you brainwashed it? You Chen Ping deserve to die, give me my son!
"King!" Zhang Han appeared beside Ying Zheng and spread a bamboo slip on the table in front of Ying Zheng.
After Ying Zheng finished reading it carefully, he was stunned. Then he looked at Zhang Han and asked, "Is this true?"
"Well, the Ying Sewei and Luowang traveled through the fifth counties of Zhao respectively, and the result was the same!" Zhang Han said. This secret memorial was signed by him and Bai **, which was true and reliable.
Ying Zheng nodded. Although he didn't know how Chen Ping did it, he was very happy. He deserved to be his junior brother and did not let down his trust.
Bai Zhong and Zhang Han said they were also confused. They traveled all over Zhaozhiwu County, and then thought that they were starving for thousands of miles. As a result, when they arrived at the first village, they saw that all the people were working together and eating together under the supervision of the army, but they could not eat a little rice grains and vegetable leaves, only fish, shrimps and jerky!
Then they thought they had exposed their whereabouts, so Chen Ping deliberately showed them, so they went from Taiyuan County to Dai County, Yanmen County, Shangdang County and Yunzhong County, and the results were the same.
Finally they arrived in Shangdang County, because there were people in South Korea recently, if there were people who fled, it would be Chen Ping who would have made a fake.
What was the result? They asked a citizen in Shangdang County what to do if he had a natural disaster?
But the people asked them, "They are almost starving, so why don't they eat minced meat?"
Therefore, on the bamboo slips in front of Ying Zheng, there was a sentence that the people of the five counties asked, why not eat meat minced in the year of a major disaster?
Chapter completed!