Chapter 39: Senior Brother Shizun is Crazy Again
In the winter of the seventh year of the King of Qin, at this time last year, they came to Jiyang City, and they were also the place they had been in one place for the longest time in four years.
With the help of the real person pill, Xue Nu also touched the edge of the fifth level of the Wuxin Method, only one step away, and it is also the second-rate in the world. As for Xiaomeng, he knows what realm she is now, and such a cheater will cry with all kinds of golden fingers. There is no bottleneck in the breakthrough along the way. She has learned all the major Taoist methods, and their realm is not low, and they are almost developing towards the Taoist Sutra. As for the promise between heaven and man, haha, my Taoism has been closed, can you know whether I will fight or not?
"Jianjia will be yours in the future. This is Jianjia sword technique. When you learn it, we should leave." Li Haimo handed the Jianjia sword to Xuenu. Although Xuenu was here to be the sword servant, the ending was that he was holding the three swords. Who made him not have the cultivation level? Moreover, Xiaomeng and Xuenu are now as close as sisters, but he has become an outsider. He has to sleep alone at night, empty, lonely and cold.
"Thank you Master!" The snow girl smiled and knotted the blue long sword of Jianjia and the swordsman stone carvings.
Jianjia sword technique was obtained in Changping Jun Mansion and was included in the Taoist Renzong Library, so Li Haimo had also read it, so he copied a copy of it on a stone slab and passed it to the snow girl.
When Xuenn and Xiaomeng's cultivation level improved by leaps and bounds, Li Haimo had to speed up the practice of the Taoist scriptures. Finally, he learned all the Fenghou Qimen and began to study the things on the Divine Sword Tianding, engraved the text on the Tianding on the stone slab. He just stared at it every day, regardless of whether he could understand it or not, he was reading it anyway, and then collected all the historical materials about the Divine Sword Tianding and the fragments of the Taoist scriptures collected by the royal family of the Yan Kingdom.
"Did you think Master is crazy?" Xue Nv and Xiaomeng looked at Li Haimo who was sitting in front of Tianding's stone slab and scratching his head.
"It's almost the same, not sure. Last night I saw him giggling in his dream, saying that he had become a Yellow Turban Strongman," Xiaomeng said.
Last night, I finally waited for the snow girl to fall asleep and ran over to look for Li Haimo. I found that this guy was crazy. I ran to the edge of the pond and carried a piece of wood around, and I was still chanting, "I am the Yellow Turban Strongman, the God of Heaven, Tian Ding, and I was still surrendered." She was so scared that she hurriedly pulled him back to the room. Even though this guy lay down, he still called himself the Yellow Turban Strongman, and he was able to move mountains and fill the seas. She did not dare to sleep and stay by the bed all night.
"Is it really that scary to study the Taoist scriptures?"
The two looked at each other and felt deeply that the Taoist scriptures were a pit. No wonder the Taoist explicitly prohibited and allowed them to practice. Fortunately, they lost their cultivation. Otherwise, according to this development situation, if you accidentally come to Beiming, you will really have a fish, and Jiyang City will collapse.
Li Haimo didn't notice the two people at all. Tadpoles were floating by in his mind and eyes. He thought it was like the Taixuan Sutra in the TV Knights' Walk, which corresponded to acupuncture points. As a result, he almost made himself disabled and couldn't move his legs. Fortunately, Xiaomeng discovered it in time to help him sort out his meridians, otherwise he could be with a wheelchair.
"What is it?" Li Haimo walked to himself, stepped into Wen Tangchi, and then did not notice that he continued to move forward.
"Uncle Master, do we really care?" The snow girl looked at Li Haimo walking in Wen Tangchi and looked at Xiaomeng.
"Just let him die." Xiaomeng didn't want to worry, but this guy is completely unwilling to listen to people's words now.
"Do you want to go back to Taiyi Mountain to find the help of the masters?" Xue Nv still felt a little worried.
"Do you think they can help?" Xiaomeng asked back. The one who might be able to help is Master Bei Mingzi, but the situation between Master and him is almost the same.
"Master can help, but then you will know what it means to have fish in Beiming." Xiaomeng thought about the scene and it would be terrifying.
Under the night sky, Bei Mingzi held a fish in his hand. I was Kunpeng, I entered the sea as Kun, and I went up to the sky as Peng, and I saw fish in Bei Ming. Li Haimo held Lingxu, I was the Yellow Turban Strongman, the God General Tianding, moved mountains and filled the seas, with great strength, and watched me rushing over and over again. Then the two of them started fighting. Li Haimo, who had no cultivation, must have been rubbed by Master Bei Mingzi, like when he first met, from being pressed on the floor to being thrown in the air to flying kites. The scene was unimaginable.
At night, Xuenv and Xiaomeng were sleeping well, and suddenly they heard strange sounds. When they went out, they saw that when Li Haimo climbed onto the roof and rode on Chiwen on the corner of the eaves. (Chiwen, one of the nine sons of the dragon, was very happy, had the ability to avoid fire, and was often carved on the outer eaves).
"Why are you friends below? e on , everyone sings with me."
Xiaomeng and Xuenv stared at each other, what is this guy doing?
I once dreamed of walking around the world with a sword,
Look at the prosperity of the world,
The young mind is always a little frivolous
Now you are home
The girl you once felt sorry for
Now there is no trace
Love always makes you long and bother
I've been bruised all over you
di li li li li di li li �
di li li li di li li
di li li li di li li
………
Xiaomeng and Xue Nu were confused. This guy could even sing. Xue Nu also believed that Xiaomeng said that the first time she met, the master sang to her in addition to being an indifferent dress.
"Do you want to call your master down?" asked the snow girl.
"No, they are all like this. If they make enough trouble, they will stop by themselves. It's useless for anyone to take care of them in the middle. And don't you think it sounds nice?" Xiaomeng sat down and calmly looked like a person who came over.
"We are different." Seeing that Li Haimo stopped singing, Xiaomeng suddenly thought of something and then shouted at Li Haimo.
On the roof, Li Haimo looked at him with a dull eyes and said, "This friend is indeed different. Then we will give you the next song to everyone." Then he stopped for a long time and didn't sing it.
"Uncle Master, are you sure that you will not be beaten if your master wakes up like this?" Xue Nu looked at Xiaomeng, and it turned out that you were such an uncle.
"Don't worry, he can't bear to hit me." Xiaomeng said with a smile.
"Uh, sorry, I forgot the lyrics, let's start with the climax part. Come on, let's come together." Li Haimo suddenly spoke, and then continued to sing.
We're different
Everyone has a different situation
We're here
Waiting for you here
We're different
Although you will experience different things
We all hope
Will meet again in the next life
That night, Li Haimo sang songs on the rooftop all night, Xiaomeng and Xuenu listened all night below. Finally, when it was almost dawn, Li Haimo fell asleep holding Chiwen.
"It's finally quiet!" Xiaomeng went up and carried him down and sent him back to the room. The two of them just slept together to avoid him being a lie. The snow girl was also so tired that she went back to her room to rest.
However, this was just the beginning. The next night, Li Haimo did not climb the roof, but directly took Xiaomeng's hand and said.
"Junior sister, please ask me if I'm a rabbit?"
Xiaomeng looked confused. Then she cooperated and asked, "Senior Brother, are you a rabbit?"
"Yes, yes, they are cute rabbits." Li Haimo said cutely. The snow girl was also woken up by the noise and looked at this scene in shock.
"Junior sister, please ask me again if I am a tiger." Li Haimo said again.
"Senior Brother, are you a tiger?" Xiaomeng really didn't know what he was going to do.
"You are stupid. I said that they are cute rabbits." Li Haimo rolled her eyes, then turned around and fell asleep on the bed.
Xiaomeng looked question marks, who am I, where am I, and why did I play with this fool?
"Puchi" The snow girl was so happy that she was so happy that she laughed so hard that she fell on the threshold.
"Wuchenzi, get up!" Xiaomeng rushed to Li Haimo with anger, but the result was snoring like thunder.
"I don't know what it will be again tonight." Xiaomeng and Xuenv both have rules. They can't be said to be normal during the day, but they will only stay in front of the stone carvings and start to act in trouble at night.
On the third night, Xiaomeng and Xue Nu saw it. Li Haimo got up, walked into Xue Nu's room, rummaged through the cabinet and found a set of skirts, then changed into it, put on makeup and combed her hair in front of the mirror. Then a big shot in women appeared.
Chapter completed!