97. If you can't, just call me dad~(1/2)
It turns out that the Yangtze River is pushing the previous wave, and each generation is more powerful than the previous wave. Gu Ye never thought about such a sexy operation. Looking at this little girl in shock, Gu Ye silently stretched out a thumb, which was awesome!
The little girl said seriously: "I want to continue living with my family. The only way is to let my mother give birth to me again, so that I can take care of my parents and protect my younger brother."
Gu Ye nodded, saying very reasonable, but, "This matter is not easy to deal with. Reincarnation is the matter of the King of Hell."
The little girl looked up at Gu Ye and asked pitifully: "Aren't you a master? Can you see a ghost? Ask him if he can do it?"
Gu Ye was amused, "We have all heard of the King of Hell, but who has seen it? How can you just ask?"
The little girl bulged her cheeks and had big eyes, looking at Gu Ye for help, "Brother, please, you must have a way, right?"
When a little girl stared at her with pure big eyes, she would feel soft-hearted as long as she was not a stalker. But Gu Ye smiled, "Little girl, I have no obligation to help you. How can I have free lunch in this world?"
Zou Tong calmed down, held her little face tense and whispered: "I will pay it, I will ask my mother to give you money."
Gu Ye was helpless, "That's not your money, I'll help you, you owe me, this is cause and effect, and it has nothing to do with your mother's money."
Zou Tong thought about it and asked seriously: "I have nothing to pay. Then, can I recognize you as a father in the future and serve you until you are old?"
Lingling, who was sitting on the desk, heard this, had a red light flashed in her eyes. The doll's head turned stiffly, and her eyes were straight at the little ghost, with expressionless face.
Gu Ye was still a little embarrassed, "This matter is not easy to deal with. I don't lack daughters. Girls. I can help with anything else. I really can't help with this."
Zou Tong stood in the corner, wiping tears silently, looking at Gu Ye still with a cold face, without any movement, suddenly rushed over and hugged Gu Ye's legs, "Please help me, besides coming to find you, I don't know who else can help me. I really don't want to leave. If I leave, my mother will be sad. Just ask Master King of Hell, can it be okay?"
Gu Ye was amused and crying, "You kid are so advanced in your ideas and are brave. You make me want to accept you as your apprentice, but we don't have the fate of being a master and apprentice, which is a pity."
Zou Tong still hugged Gu Ye's legs and said, "Then I recognize you as my father. When I grow up, I will give you pension fees every month. OK? I have nothing else except doing this."
At this time, Lingling finally couldn't help it, and stood up from the table, flew to Gu Ye, and tore this little ghost who was much bigger than himself from Gu Ye's legs, and pushed it aside fiercely, "Go away! This is my father!"
The child was filled with resentment and fierce little look. Seeing that he wanted to bite someone, Gu Ye quickly picked her up, "Daughter, be gentle, say something."
Lingling stretched out her little feet in anger. Even if she couldn't kick them, she would kick her legs and scare them, "I'll beat you up if I act coquettishly!"
Gu Ye said helplessly: "That's not acting cute."
Lingling snorted dissatisfiedly, "I hugged my legs, no! This is my legs!"
Gu Ye was so amused and crying. Fortunately, his daughter was not a real person, so she didn't have to get married in the future, otherwise she wouldn't be able to get married with this temper.
The golden fat man floated over and pulled Lingling away. Tefo-ling advised her: "We don't bother with the little loli. She is still young. Come and relieve the fire."
Lingling pointed at her nose, "She has my loli?"
The little fat man quickly apologized: "You are the lolita, you are the most sensible, and your father loves you the most. Don't fight with her, she can't beat you."
Lingling was satisfied and pointed at Zou Tong, "Stay away from me, speak well, and then hold your legs and beat you up!"
Frightened by Lingling, Zou Tong finally calmed down. After being silent for a while, Zou Tong took two steps back and knelt down at Gu Ye.
Gu Ye frowned and quickly pulled her, "Don't do this, I won't accept this great gift."
There is a saying in the mysterious circle that in addition to funerals and gifts, the other party will be willing to bow to the worshiper to a layer of blessing and longevity. This is without relatives and no reason, and it will also damage the fortune of the worshiper. Gu Ye didn't want to accept it. Zou Tong kowtowed without saying anything and said seriously: "I can't leave. If I leave, my mother can't bear it. I may have to go with me. Without her, what should my brother do? He is so young, I can't have no mother. I may be sure that my father will find him a stepmother in the future. With stepmother, there will be a stepmother. If there is a stepmother, I will have a stepmother. If there is a younger brother, I will not be able to give you anything. I can only give you this life. I don't want to live long, I just want to serve my parents until old age. When my younger brother grows up, I will return my life to you, and be a slave and a sacrifice. I am willing to do it. Please Master Gu, please help me for my sincerity!"
Gu Ye looked at the little girl helplessly. He wanted to be happy in the first half. This girl was too real, but she had to move him later. This child is a filial child. Looking at the cause and effect line that has not disappeared on her body, Gu Ye said helplessly: "Try it, I don't guarantee it will work."
"Thank you, Master Gu!" Zou Tong kowtowed three times to Gu Ye, with tears in his eyes, "No matter whether the idiom is true or not, Zou Tong has recorded this kindness."
After all the words were said, what else could you say? Gu Ye had no choice but to go to the study room, invited the statue of the King of Hell, hung it on the wall of the living room, took out three incense sticks, lit it, and bowed to the statue three times, with a very serious expression: "Today, Gu Ye Sanxiang respects the gods and asks sincerely, if I do this, will you be angry with me? If I am not angry, I will agree. When the embryo was still a cell, I stuffed the child's soul into it and asked her mother to give birth to her again. If you don't speak, I will agree."
As soon as Gu Ye finished speaking, the three incense sticks in his hand broke without warning and fell to the ground. The lit end fell on Gu Ye's upper, almost burning Gu Ye's feet.
Gu Ye looked at the statue of the King of Hell with dissatisfaction, "Do you have to pay me a pair of slippers?"
When Hongdou saw this, she couldn't help but float out of the Buddhist beads, "Don't make trouble, if you can't agree to this matter, you will be punished."
Gu Ye shrugged his shoulders and said to Zou Tong: "Look, he is not happy."
Zou Tong shed tears silently and kept kowtowing to the statue of God. Each one hit the ground heavily, with a firm look on his face, and felt like he could die if the King of Hell didn't agree.
Gu Ye looked soft and turned his head and looked at the statue of the King of Hell with displeasure. "Since you don't agree, I'll ask you again." He turned around and brought a plate of melon seeds, "If you don't agree, you will give me this plate of melon seeds. If you can't eat it, you agree to me help her."
Two seconds later, Gu Ye said with a smile: "Look, if you didn't eat, it means you agreed."
Hongdou anxiously grabbed the melon seed plate in Gu Ye's hand, and the few were anxious, "No, you're trying to die!"
Gu Ye smiled, "Do I still have less death? It doesn't matter, I can withstand it."
Qingyi and Ye Li both looked at Gu Ye with a cold face. Ye Li said disgustedly: "If he doesn't commit suicide, he will no longer be him."
Gu Ye smiled, "It's still my eldest son who knows me."
"Hmph!" Ye Li turned his head in anger and crawled into the ceramic doll on Gu Ye's table. Those who have experienced it have become accustomed to Gu Ye's desperation. Compared to before, Gu Ye is now a good baby.
Gu Ye put away Zou Tong's soul and immediately sent a voice to Yu Ze: "Dear, come and pick me up and save me!"
After saying that, Gu Ye quickly packed up a backpack, took two clothes, and stuffed his son and daughter into his bags. After a while, after receiving the message that Yu Ze arrived soon, he rushed downstairs with a bunch of non-humans.
After dinner, Gu Decheng and his wife walked around outside and blocked Gu Ye at the door. When Gu Decheng saw that he was going out again tonight, his face immediately became cold, "Why are you running out so late?"
Gu Ye slipped out from the side with a smile, "I won't come back these two nights, I want to avoid disaster."
Mrs. Gu also turned cold, "What's the trouble you are causing?"
Gu Ye had already run out and saw Yu Ze's car coming from afar. Gu Ye smiled and waved his hand, "I provoked a **oss. I'm afraid he will give me a dream and hit me. I'll hide for two days and come back!"
Gu Ye said this and the couple was confused. Seeing him running away, they couldn't scream back. The couple went upstairs with a cold face. Gu Decheng was startled when he saw the things placed in his room, "Look, what mess he does every day? Why did he submit to the King of Hell? You don't care about him at home."
Mrs. Gu said aggrievedly: "He is not three or five years old, can I still stare at him every day?"
The couple sighed, and Gu Decheng said coldly: "Come on, please take his room away quickly."
Mrs. Gu looked down and said, "Why did the fragrance break? It's so unlucky, let's light it for the great god."
She actually didn't understand these things, and didn't think much about it. She picked them up from the ground, lit them and inserted them into the incense burner. As the incense burned, the smoke drifted towards the statue of the god. The statue of the god didn't want it, so she wanted it.
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After getting in the car, Yu Ze looked at the smirk on Gu Ye's face, "Are you in trouble?"
Gu Ye yelled twice, "I snatched a life from the King of Hell."
The smile on Yu Ze's face disappeared immediately and he said worriedly: "Don't put yourself in."
Gu Ye waved his hand carelessly, "It doesn't matter. As long as you have your purple aura protecting me, and with my merits, the King of Hell wants to take my life, and God will not agree. God, my brother, he has to listen to his brother."
Yu Ze was speechless, what the hell is this?
Gu Ye suddenly became serious and a little scared, "But I'm worried that I might dream of my master hitting me tonight. No, turn the front of the car for me. I'm going to buy some beautiful girls for my master to send them. He may not have time to beat me up."
Yu Ze's mouth twitched, "If I were your master, I would be angry."
"No, I can't survive," Gu Ye slapped his hands, squeaked, spread his hands and said with a smile: "He has been burned to ashes. I personally collected it and buried it myself, and I can never find it again."
Yu Ze thought of all the previous things and held Gu Ye's hand with distress. Gu Ye was amused, "It's nothing, I've seen it all out, don't think too much."
Gu Ye curled the corners of his mouth slightly, "If I can protect you, you will take it all."
Gu Ye laughed, God was so destined, who dared to take it away? If Yu Ze's purple aura could be stolen, I don't know how many people were moved. Gu Ye didn't say it, leaned on Yu Ze's shoulder with a smile and found a comfortable position, "Okay, I'll take it as you use it. One day you dare to find someone else, I will take away all your good luck and make you lonely for the rest of your life."
Yu Ze responded with a soft look, "Okay."
At this time, Yu Ze's roof was extremely spectacular. Not only were there ghost generals, but Qing Yi and Ye Li were also standing. The three of them had too much murderous aura. When they were passing by with a strong aura, the ghost aura was like a wind. In addition, Yu Ze's purple aura, the lonely ghosts all retreated when they saw them, and their formation was particularly scared.
At this time, two masters of mysterious arts passed by on the roadside. One was a newcomer who had just entered the circle. He just opened his eyes and watched the excitement at night. He was shocked to see the formation, "Senior Brother, what kind of pomp is this?"
The older one saw Qingyi and Ye Li, his pupils shrank, "Did Gu Ye inherit his senior brother's ghost and spirit?"
The young man wondered, "Who?"
His senior brother told him seriously: "It's Gu Decheng's third son, who dares to do the entire union, just like his senior brother, he is a cruel person. Now he has inherited the ghosts and spirits raised by his senior brother, and those are all cruel characters. Senior brother will give you a piece of advice. If you are in this circle, don't mess with Gu Ye."
The newcomer was surprised, "It's so awesome, where did he get so much purple air? Why isn't ghost afraid of purple air? It's so strange."
"There are many types of purple qi. One is the emperor's aura, which can tolerate the world. As long as you have no malice to him, you will not be hurt. But ordinary ghosts will instinctively feel uncomfortable and restrained. The three can have no effect in those purple qi, which shows their ability. This purple qi, this car, may be his boyfriend's."
"Male? It's so disgusting!" The newcomer grinned, looked at the car walking away, and said sourly: "Gu Decheng's son is so unconscious too? Why can't he find a beautiful woman? I have seen his photos on the Internet, and it's really good-looking. I like to be suppressed by others...ah!"
A scream scared the people passing by, and then someone shouted: "Come on, come! Someone fell into the waterway!"
The senior brother looked at the dark hole in front of him with a confused look on his face, and reacted and cursed in anger: "Idiot!"
The onlookers sighed: "How unlucky is this man? How many times have he walked on this road? It's okay. But he came over and stepped on it. The manhole cover was crooked. He fell down, and it sounded fresh."
Waiting for the firefighters to rescue him, this man was covered in smell of stinky shit and had it in his mouth. He couldn't save him two minutes later. The senior brother was so angry that his face turned red, "I told you that it was the emperor's purple qi. You are still guarding others to curse people. Are you looking for death?!"
"Ah snee!" Gu Ye got out of the car and sneeze.
Yu Ze asked worriedly: "Is the air conditioner on the car too low? Turn it up in the future."
Gu Ye said unhappily: "No, I suspect someone is talking bad about me behind my back."
Yu Ze took the bag from Gu Ye's shoulder with a smile and held him home with one hand, "Then I miss you, do you feel it?"
Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "No."
Yu Ze turned his head and looked at him helplessly, his eyes a little aggrieved.
Gu Ye smiled, "You wish you could send me 800 messages a day. I can't feel it. I'm just stupid. Do you need to ask?"
Yu Ze was satisfied and the corners of his mouth curled up again. After the two of them returned home, Gu Ye took out all the things in their backpacks and asked them to find a place to stay by themselves. With Yu Ze's cold face, the ghost general took them all upstairs. Gu Ye lay on the sofa, called Zou Tong's mother first, and mentioned to the other party what Zou Tong said. The other party was already forty years old and was not in good health. It was very likely that there would be danger. Gu Ye asked the other party to consider the consequences clearly.
However, Wang Ping didn't think about it for a second. When she heard this solution, she heard the other person bang. Before Gu Ye could understand what was going on, she heard the other person crying and saying, "Master Gu, I kowtow to you. In the future, my family will not worship gods and Buddhas, but only worship you, a living Bodhisattva. Thank you!"
To be continued...