88. Don't cry, you count me as a loser(1/2)
Fu Ximing tried hard to persuade his wife to come back: "The master is here, what are you afraid of? Just kowtow as a daughter-in-law, and it will be done after cremation. Even if you are for me, come back... If you don't come back, you can't get over this matter. What will she do if she makes trouble? She has come to me these two days, and I almost died. Do you know? How can you three mothers survive if I die? You have to raise two children by yourself."
His wife was also scared when she heard this, "Okay, I'll go back, the child doesn't have to go back."
Fu Ximing also took a step back, "The child doesn't have to come back, you can send it to your mother."
Hearing this, Gu Ye curled his lips and waved to Jie Cheng, "Let's go and find somewhere the old lady is hiding."
Gu Ye and Jie Cheng wandered around and found a big chimney on the opposite hill on the east side of the village. Gu Ye pointed there, "There is a corpse gas there."
"Wow, how did you see it? Why didn't I learn it?"
Gu Ye disliked, "Have you really learned it with your heart?"
Jie Cheng laughed dryly, "Are you really only twenty years old? How did you learn so many skills?"
"My master has left many books to show you another day."
Jie Cheng was stunned. Gu Ye was too generous and showed him the things from his sect. He was moved and waved his hand quickly, "Forget it, no need, the book knows me, I don't want to know it."
Gu Ye is already desperate for this heartless person. He learns what he likes and doesn't learn what he doesn't like. Why didn't Mr. Tang beat him to death?
Finally, he met a passing villager. Gu Ye asked with a smile: "Uncle, what is that?"
When they saw their clothes, they knew they were not locals. The old man asked with a smile: "Are you two here for a trip? That place is not a good attraction. It used to be a brick burner, but it has been abandoned for a long time. It is very difficult to walk on the road. Don't go, it's dangerous."
Gu Ye nodded obediently, thanked the uncle, and looked at the mouth where he "tsk" and said, "No, it's too tiring to climb up."
Jie Cheng had already walked back, "Let's wait for her to come. It's too hot, go back to the car."
Two hours later, Fu Ximing's wife Xia Yanjun came back. Jie Cheng raised his eyebrows and asked, "The distance between the two families is not very far. It's a two-hour drive, so you don't usually come back?"
Xia Yanjun laughed awkwardly, "This is really busy with work."
Her voice was also dull when she smiled, and the laughter seemed to be squeezed out from her throat. There was a saying, "I laughed wisely when I opened my mouth, and I was determined to be treacherous in my throat." Gu Ye knew that it was not a good thing either, and she was too lazy to talk to her.
Xia Yanjun asked, "Have my mother-in-law found my body?"
Jie Cheng raised his eyebrows and said carelessly: "Will she come back by herself tonight?"
The couple were scared, "Will she want to come back again..."
Gu Ye said lightly: "As long as you listen to me, she will not hurt you. Are all the funeral items ready?"
The couple laughed dryly and had no preparations.
Gu Ye said angrily: "Go and prepare now. All the maroons and filial piety cloth are ready. The old man's mourning coffin, aren't you all prepared?"
Fuximing quickly said, "I'll prepare right away."
"You couple, what should I do about this funeral? Go and ask for help. Don't there be many neighbors here?"
Fuximing said in embarrassment: "None of them comes, they are all afraid."
Gu Ye looked cold, "If they don't dare to come, then go and invite them, kowtow from house to house to invite them. Do I need to teach you such things?"
"This... go kowtow?" Xia Yanjun's facial features were wrinkled, and she went to kowtow to people she didn't know. What's the matter!
Jie Cheng couldn't stand it, "If you want to survive, do what you want and invite everyone, especially the elders in the village. Do you have to sew your filial piety clothes yourself?"
Xia Yanjun asked dissatisfiedly: "How can there be such a troublesome funeral in this era?"
Gu Ye asked back: "How could I make me so angry in this era? If you don't do this, can you calm her anger?"
Although Xia Yanjun felt wronged, she knew that she was unreasonable. In order to solve the problem, she had to swallow her anger.
Fu Ximing quickly smoothed out the situation, "We'll go later, what else should we do?"
Gu Ye said lightly: "Please invite the helpers back and buy all the things. In the evening, you two were wearing mourning clothes and kneeling at the door, and kneeling to pick up the old lady."
Xia Yanjun was a little annoyed. Just as she was about to speak, Fu Ximing pulled her, "Stop talking, let's listen to the master."
Gu Ye glanced at Xia Yanjun, "Go and invite someone now. You can't stay idle tomorrow, be mentally prepared."
The two returned to the car and sat down. Gu Ye called his home, "Mom, I won't go back tonight. I don't have to look for me at home. It will take at least two days to go back."
Mrs. Gu said worriedly: "Be careful, if you don't have to buy some stomach and intestines, you must prepare it first, don't eat food from the mountains and have diarrhea."
Gu Ye was so amused and crying. Did his mother really give up on the fourth son? His own son is here!
After hanging up the phone, Gu Yewen explained: "What are we going to eat tonight? There is not much leftover food."
Xie Cheng smiled, "I have checked nearby hotels and hotels. After leaving this small mountain village, there is a resort with 60 kilometers northbound, which can be eaten and accommodated."
Gu Ye was speechless, "Do you have money?"
"You have it!"
"I don't have one, please help me tonight!"
"I'll treat you... I can only treat you to instant noodles, I'll be extravagant tonight!" Jie Cheng slapped his thighs and said excitedly: "You can have two hams per person and add a pack of spicy strips!"
Gu Ye is holding his forehead, how poor is he?
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Fu Ximing and his wife went to kowtow to their neighbors and asked for help. Now, because of the old lady's corpse, every household is afraid and no one wants to come. However, the neighbors on the street have been so many years, and the couple kowtowed when they enter the door, saying so sincerely. They also heard that when the master was invited, the neighbors couldn't hide their face. After vague for a long time, they hesitated: "Okay, I'll go there later."
After finally bringing in one, the couple went to another house to kowtow. It took two hours to invite the elders and those who could help. It was already half past four.
After they arrived, the elders asked, "You have nothing, what are you going to do?"
Fu Ximing left his wife to entertain everyone, and took a few people to the town to buy things for funerals. They kept making trouble until almost evening before they came back.
While sewing filial piety clothes and hats, several old ladies criticized Xia Yanjun, "You are unfilial when your mother is alive, and you deserve such a chance."
Xia Yanjun's face turned red with anger, but there was no way, and she couldn't drive them away. The more she did this, the more unhappy the old ladies looked at her. She didn't want to say too much, but now she couldn't help it. You just broke the word and said a few words, making Xia Yanjun so angry that she ran out of the house and swear to her husband, "This matter is done, I will never come to this village again. All the poor and remote areas are troublemakers! I will not die well when I come back!"
Fu Ximing coaxed: "Then you have to fool today's affairs first. Go and take out all the dishes I bought and make a table. Please help the villagers to have dinner."
"They scold me and I'm still serving them?"
"We can't think it's troublesome, we can't be afraid of spending money. Don't say anything if we suffer a little grievance. We're gone, we're gone, we're gone."
Xia Yanjun had no choice but to do it. However, none of the villagers stayed to eat their meals. After finishing the work, they left, and the table of vegetables was hung on the table.
Xia Yanjun said angrily: "If they don't eat, let's eat it ourselves!"
Fu Ximing stood up and said, "I'll invite those two masters in and eat together."
Xia Yanjun rolled her eyes and muttered in a low voice: "I don't know where I invited two hairless masters, and I'm just messing around."
Fu Ximing found Gu Ye and the others and asked with a compliment: "Why don't you go to home for supper?"
Gu Ye held the instant noodles and said, "No, we bought it ourselves."
The dinner was invited by Xie Cheng. They went out to find a supermarket, bought a few buckets of instant noodles and ham sausages, borrowed the pots of the villagers and boiled a few bottles of mineral water. They hadn't eaten instant noodles for a long time, and Gu Ye thought it was quite delicious.
Jie Cheng opened a box of canned food left at noon and said coldly: "Our Master Gu is so cute that he can only use mineral water to eat. If you eat your meal, he will feel disgusted and may have diarrhea. Please go back."
Fuxi knew that they looked down on him and left embarrassedly, but he felt bad. Filial piety was the first priority for all virtues. Filial piety was a traditional Chinese virtue, but he was looked down upon by everyone because of his unfilial piety.
After dinner, Gu Ye and the others sniffed in the car for a while. Fu Ximing came to him again and asked in fear: "It's already dark. Why don't you two go to sit at home?"
Gu Ye and Jie Cheng got out of the car and went into the house to take a look. Everything was ready. The door was open, and there was a small bed, and the head of the bed was facing the door. This was for the old lady.
Gu Ye pointed to the door, "You two are wearing mourning clothes and mourning, and they kneel at the door, waiting for the old lady to come back."
Because Fu Ximing persuaded his wife again while eating, his wife no longer resisted. The two of them cooperated to get dressed and knelt at the door tremblingly.
Gu Ye and Jie Cheng moved a stool each and sat in the yard, waiting for the old lady to come back. Seeing that it was past eleven o'clock, the couple's legs were numb when they knelt, and a cat moan came from outside the door.
"He's here, he's back." Fu Ximing was so scared that his wife wanted to run away.
Jie Cheng knocked the legs of the chair with a whip, "Don't move, kneel down, your mother will catch whoever moves!"
The couple was so scared that they knelt down and didn't dare to move. The old lady ran in quickly, and her movements were extremely fast. When they saw her son and daughter-in-law wearing mourning clothes, they were obviously stunned for a moment and stood still.
Jie Cheng jumped up excitedly, "Damn, this is the legendary zombie? It's the first time I've seen it! It's really a cat-faced face! She looked at me! Gu Ye looked at me! What should I do?!"
Gu Ye twitched, "Closing your mouth! Scaring her away! Hurry up!"
"How to catch the zombies? I haven't caught them!"
"Catch it like a ghost, where are you whips?"
"Okay!" Jie Cheng threw the whip out of his hand and wrapped it around the old lady's body. His whip was specially made, and there were things that restrain evil spirits. It was not comparable to Fu Ximing's fishing net. The old lady struggled a few times, but did not break free, and was pulled by Jie Cheng the next second.
Gu Ye immediately threw the talisman paper in his hand and put it on the old lady's forehead. The old man stopped moving immediately.
Observing her cat face at close range was even more scary. The hair on her face was already very thick and she couldn't tell that she was a human being. Especially her green eyes, she became more and more creepy as she looked at her. The old lady's face was directly facing her son and daughter-in-law. The couple who were kneeling almost fainted.
Gu Ye glared at them, "What are you doing stupidly? Kowtow nine times, please go back!"
Jie Cheng reminded: "It must be loud, otherwise your mother will not hear it."
The couple was almost scared to death. After hearing this, they quickly kowtowed. The man kowtowed and cried, "Mom, I'm sorry for you! I know I'm wrong! My son kowtowed to you!"
Gu Ye and Jie Cheng looked at each other and carried the old lady back to the bed and lay down. They came at the right time. The old lady's body did not become rigid or rot anymore. She was full of ghost energy, and the cat's soul had already melted into her body. If she came a few days later, the old lady would become a zombie, the kind that would bite whoever she saw.
Gu Ye signaled: "Press her down, I will pull out the cat's soul."
Jie Cheng stood at the head of the bed and pressed the old man's shoulder. Gu Ye pinched a finger with his left hand, took out a cinnabar pen with his right hand, drew a talisman in the void, pressed it on the old man's forehead, hooked the cat's soul, and pulled it out hard.
The cat naturally didn't want to come out and screamed shrillly. As she screamed, the old man's body continued to struggle, and the strong Jie Cheng was almost unable to hold it down. When the lightning light from Gu Ye's left hand struck, the cat's spirit immediately became much weaker. Taking this opportunity, Gu Ye pulled out the cat's soul and put it in a small bottle. The old man's body stopped moving in an instant, and the hair on his face faded away little by little, and turned into its original appearance. The corpse spots were already very serious, and the smell of rot was even more obvious.
To be continued...