67. Master Gu airborne hot search(1/2)
There was a crooked ghost who was not happy and stood up in a fierce manner, "Why is it not good for me to sing well? If you have the ability, you can sing it. If you can listen for free, you are not happy. Are you unreasonable?"
"That's it!"
"Bully, bah! Bullying ghosts!"
"You!" The man gritted his teeth in anger, and asked fiercely with his peach wood sword in his hand: "You say another word!"
"Help! The people who learned the mysterious arts are going to kill ghosts!" As soon as the ghost shouted, many ghosts reacted, scaring the ghosts to the point of rushing around, "Help! Kill ghosts!"
The scene was chaotic for a moment, and the young people who learned the Mystery were confused. They were just to scare them, who killed the ghost? Is it okay to mess with the car?
Now no one dares to touch them. The outside world said that they killed innocent ghosts. If you touch them again, you will have to put this hat on it.
There was an older master who saw that this was not good, so he quickly ran to Baigui with a tough bullet and said, "Calm down! Everyone calm down! You didn't do bad things, so we won't catch them! Big brother, you sing very well. Really, it's just that the time and place are not good. Can't you sing well in the suburbs? This disturbs the people."
"If we don't go, we just want to sing here. The place is big!" The crooked ghost sat cross-legged on the ground and stopped leaving. "Brothers and sisters, get up! Twist!"
A group of little ghosts got up happily and jumped around, "What are you sleeping together to have fun!"
Several masters were so angry that their faces were dark. They really had no choice but to do anything to them. They gritted their teeth and went back to their hatred.
These ghosts danced yangko and sang and opened a party at the gate of the Xuanshu Society, and opened a night. The next morning, the leader came, and the people from the Xuanshu Society were exploded. They all ran to the hall to gather and complain, standing in the dark circles in the hall.
"It's usually enough to run around the world. I can't sleep well when I come back. When I go on a mission, I'm afraid I'm not in good spirits and danger."
"You can't beat or scold me. Before you can speak, they'll hit the battlefield first and say you've killed a ghost. You can hear the ghosts in a radius of miles!"
"Last night, my mind was filled with the howling howling with a broken voice. You said you howl, at least you have to do the right words, fuck! There is nothing right from beginning to end, I really can't stand obsessive-compulsive disorder!"
"I can't do it anymore. I had the urge to take a knife and cut them down."
"Don't talk nonsense! If this is spread, we really can't continue."
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After receiving such a report, the upper level also realized that it was unusual, "How do so many ghosts gather together is not in common sense."
"Someone must have messed with us, so I found it on purpose."
"Is it Gu Ye? The person I offended recently is Gu Ye. Only those who call Gu Ye can do such an immoral thing."
An old man immediately refuted, "Impossible, this Gu Ye is quite straight-hearted, and he will just fight him directly, just like he came to the door that night. How could he have such scheming at such an age? What are you trying to do?"
Jing Lianzhong has no time to care about these things recently. "Hurry up and repair the magic circle and stop them outside. If you don't work, find a ghost, give some money, and ask why they gather here."
On that day, the people from the Xuanshu Society summoned the people who knew how to make the formation and worked hard to make the formation. They only made one in the evening, which cost dozens of spiritual talismans. The people from the Xuanshu Society were relieved that they should not dare to come tonight.
What everyone did not expect was that these ghosts gathered again at midnight!
This time there was a duet with the rogue voice, and the two of them kept shouting until dawn before leaving!
The people who learned the Mystery Society were almost crazy. After checking the magic circle, they found that they had been destroyed. The upper class knew that someone was deliberately trying to mess with them, but who did not know yet. Now they are facing the election of the president of the society, and there are also intrigues. Who knows if the insider was deliberately causing trouble?
It was only a few days before the upper level of the Learning Society found out what was going on. People who live in the Mystery Society can’t stand it anymore. Most of these people are young people, who have no homes and no jobs, so they choose to live in the Learning Society dormitory. These ghosts gather here every day and can’t sleep. Some young people can’t stand it. They can’t afford to mess with me and can’t hide. Can’t I move away?
One person left, followed one after another. In a few days, one third of the dormitory you learned was vacant.
The Mystery Society also found ways to keep people and told them that the Society would not give rent subsidies after you left, and the young people would not care about the subsidies. It would not cost much for a few people to share the rent together.
The people who learn the Mystery Society are too lazy to care about them, "Forget it, if you want to leave, you have to come back if you want to take on the task."
At this moment, a new small group appeared. This small group was actually a copy of what they learned and was also a group of friends who gathered together in the mysterious art world. The mysterious art circle was so big. When you meet someone who might be with your friend’s friend’s friend, you pull me and I pull him. Soon, many young people were pulled into the group.
Someone suggested: "We can play in the group, why should we join and learn to be restrained? We make a lot of money. As long as we don't harm the truth, don't use mysterious techniques to harm others, and don't attack innocent ghosts, we can sit upright and not be punished by God. Moreover, we are free from work, and we don't have to go back to the headquarters. If we have any problems in the future, we will fight together, eat together with meat, and fight together with bastards. It's great to think about it!"
At first, everyone just waited and watched, but after two days of talking, everyone's mind became active. The older ones were not easy to fool, but young people often surf the Internet and ran outside every day. After seeing more knowledge, their hearts were originally wild. Many of them knew that their income was not equal to the money given by the client, and they were already angry. The little disciples led by the master were more well-behaved. In their twenties and thirties, they had no master's care, and they all had their own ideas. Now the group is about the same age, and a lot of words are spoken to their hearts, and they are really moved.
However, everyone is more concerned about one question: "Where is the job to take? What should I eat? What should I live?"
"Why are you so stupid? Go out and slut! Use your eyes to observe wherever you need help! If you see rich people, be more, be less, be less. Do you need to teach me?"
The young people suddenly felt like they had pushed open the door to the new world, "Is this possible?"
The man seemed to be wronged in the Xuanshu Society. He was both tired and disheartened: "We learned Xuanshu, which is to save people! He said that he was young to support his family, and he was old to make the people of the world! We are not attending the mentally retarded female moral class, and learning is originally a wage labor. Who stipulates that he should follow and have four virtues? In recent years, it has been too difficult. He got up earlier than a chicken and went to bed later than a dog. He was all working hard. As a result... the salary is not enough to buy a house, and the money I rented was borrowed from my friend."
After being told like this, many young people sympathized with him. Think about himself, aren’t he? It’s so miserable! Everyone immediately had a common language and started venting together.
As we chatted, everyone felt that it was really better to go out for a walk, see the world, and get a little dead salary, than to stay in the society.
Therefore, the upper class of the Xuanshu Society received more than a dozen resignation reports every day, quoting a hot online sentence: The world is so big, I want to go and take a look.
With so many people leaving, the Mystery Society must check the reason. This investigation was almost pissed off. These young people actually wanted to have a small meeting!
Although the mysterious learning society has a headache, this matter is not difficult to solve. After all, the young people want to leave, and the older generation has not moved, and the roots and bones are still there. At this time, Mr. Tang and several old men who created the learning society spoke: Don’t vote, let’s break up, there is no need to do it. If you give us face, let’s break up.
As soon as this sentence was expressed, the old people who had grown up in the academic academic field of mythology and experienced many ups and downs with Mr. Tang and others were shaken. They used to be reluctant to leave, but now there is nothing to be left to miss. Mr. Tang said that he had left, so what else to do?
A group of masters in their forties and fifties also submitted their resignation letters, with a simple reason: they are old and want to retire.
The Mystery Society was so anxious that God is so fucking old age! How old is this?!
In short, if you don’t resign, you will take leave, and if you don’t approve, you will take sick leave. For a while, no one will take over the tasks of the Mystery Society.
When the upper level saw that this would not work, they held a meeting and discussed it and began to issue a policy: salary, double! No! triple!
Just when someone was shaken, the small group started gossiping again: "I heard that Jie Cheng went to calculate Feng Shui with someone, and the wealthy businessman gave him one million!"
(⊙o⊙)Wow!!!
The friends in the group were shocked. They told fortunes to people. After so many years of feng shui, they had never seen all their property together for so much money!
Jie Cheng happened to be in the group, he was very popular and had many friends. He was very familiar with his friends and asked Jie Cheng: Is this true?
Jie Cheng had to stand up at this time and explained embarrassedly: I originally wanted to give it to you, but my friend was embarrassed to ask for it, so he collected one million yuan and donated 500,000 yuan to the charity department, which made us both accumulating virtue.
All the friends in the group were furious: No wonder Xie Cheng has been rich recently and even rented the house!
There is also a motorcycle! That little car is very handsome! I bought it myself!
Xie Cheng, this poor guy has money, but we are still poor guys!
I don’t need one million, I will go to the hundreds of thousands, and I donate 50,000 and have 50,000 left!
The friends contacted a few of them and formed a group to wait for the resignation report. They went to run away. The active members in the group warmly greeted everyone: Don’t forget to donate! This is to accumulate virtue for yourself, otherwise it will damage your good deeds and not live long!
Everyone understands this principle, and someone suddenly said: I learned to say that they donate money to welfare institutions every year, and everyone’s names are written on it. Now, thinking about it, I don’t know if it is true.
The group was cold for more than ten seconds, and someone said: No, if this is fake, wouldn’t it be careless to take human life?
At this time, someone suddenly said, "I heard that Huai Xiangguo died of illness. He was just 45 years old. Will his little apprentice follow his uncle?"
The group suddenly became silent and was scared to death.
Jie Cheng: Don’t think about it, just do some good things and accumulate virtue for yourself. Forget the poor, just give me a bun, if you can help me.
Only then did everyone realize: Yes, yes!
Jie Cheng: The evil ghost will be captured easily, don’t wait to harm others.
Everyone answered: Yes, yes!
Someone asked: How much does it cost to see a nanny? I can’t do anything else, but this is more effective.
Xie Cheng: The same principle is that more rich people want, less poor people want, and more so it is better than going to work! I won’t say it anymore, my master calls me.
After the active member in the group finished speaking, he privately pointed out Gu Ye: Boss, what do you think of my rhythm?
Gu Ye was very happy to send a red envelope to the other party: It's not bad, he is worthy of being a person who works in insurance, and he is just neat. If you do well and perform well, I will introduce you to my brother's company and find a reliable job.
The other party was naturally very grateful, "Thank you, boss! I will definitely perform well!"
Seeing this, Gu Ye raised the corner of his mouth slightly and showed a satisfied smile.
He looked for this person under the overpass. At that time, the other party was wearing a suit, a tie, and a inferior leather bag under his armpit. He looked like a human being, but in fact his face turned red and his whole body was stiff.
Seeing his face, Gu Ye was a wise man and had a good human nature, so he invited the other party to have a bowl of noodles and asked if he wanted to do his business. The other party was so poor that he couldn't afford to eat. He heard Gu Ye say this and happily accepted the task. He used several small trumpets together, and in a few days, most of the young people who moved out of the mysterious skills to live.
In the evening, Gu Ye cut a stack of paper men, burned them, and turned into a ghost. He invited some real ghosts and sent them to the door of the Mystery Society.
Let's make a fuss, they all turn into bald heads.
After finishing it, Gu Ye called Yu Ze, "How are you doing there?"
Yu Ze also knew what Gu Ye had done these days. He heard his serious questions, and he couldn't help but tease him: "Isn't you very interesting to be troubled?"
Gu Ye couldn't help but smirk, "I'm just a little trouble, I'm disgusting them. I want to have elections and continue to open business? He's dreaming! How are you doing there? Have you found evidence?"
"I haven't collected all the skin-filled companies, illegal operations, tax evasion, and cult organizations brainwashing children," Yu Ze's voice was very soft, but every point he found was ruthless. "My company has a lawyer team, and they follow up the whole process. There is still one month at the end of the year, and I'll get rid of it before the New Year."
Gu Ye exclaimed, applauded with great diligence, and praised: "Mr. Yu is indeed the chosen son of God, and he is the handsome man to split the sky!"
As he talked about a very serious topic, the other side suddenly changed its style. Yu Ze picked up the corner of his mouth, "Don't be naughty first, I have something I want to ask you."
Gu Ye said with a smile: "Oh, let's ask again after you finish your skin~"
Yu Ze said pamperingly: "Then you should take a slut first, tell me if you finish the slut."
Gu Ye couldn't get tired of it, "Okay, I'm done with it, you said."
"You and your senior brother Gu Ye have a pretty similar temperament."
Yu Ze said this suddenly, Gu Ye was trembling all over and the smile on his face froze. He suddenly realized whether he was too slutty or too trusting Yu Ze, so he usually said he was sloppy? After all, this person's insight is keen and terrifying.
"It's probably because he is a person of a similar temperament, so he accepted me as his junior brother. During the Chinese New Year last year, I was in my hometown. He happened to pass by and said that I have been stupid since I was a child. It's not my fault, but I lacked a lot of souls. After curing my illness, I threw it to me a few books and he left." Gu Ye lay on the sofa, relaxing himself, so that the voice could not be heard at all.
To be continued...