"I didn't do anything!" I blinked and said with an innocent look on my face.

"What did not do? Then why did I, I, I, I..." Li Jie said three words, but she didn't say it.

I felt a little funny and asked, "What can I do?"

"Big gangster, let you taste the smell of an electric stun gun today." Li Jie's face turned red again, and she rushed towards me with the electric stun gun.

"Wife, please say something. What kind of anger are you getting? Even if you die, you have to let me die clearly." I hid while shouting.

"Bad guy. Hooligan!" Li Jie cursed me, holding an electric stun gun in her hand to try to shoot me, but unfortunately I kept circling around the sofa and the coffee table, and she couldn't catch up.

"Stop, don't move." Li Jie chased after her for a while, panting with exhaustion, then pouted and said to me angrily.

"If I don't move, you are not allowed to move. Wife, please tell me clearly. What's wrong with me?" I said.

"While I'm sleeping, you, you..." Li Jie pointed at me with her finger, her face flushed.

"What's wrong with me?"

"Touch me and wet my pajamas." Li Jie finally said in a mosquito-like voice.

"Wife, don't be wronged. I fell asleep at that time and didn't know anything at all. However, it's really abnormal for you to wet the bed when you're so old." I said seriously, but I was already laughing crazy in my heart.

"You...you bad guy, hooligan!" Li Jie pointed at me angrily, and then chased me again.

"Wife, if you have something to say, you have to tell the evidence when you have something to do. You said I touched you, is there any evidence? I also think you are dreaming of Sichun. To be honest, is Sichun? "I teased Li Jie very seriously.

She might be about to get mad, but I was already laughing madly in my heart. It was so fun.

After chasing for a while, Li Jie never caught up with me. In the end, she sat on the sofa panting with exhaustion.

After gasping for a while, Li Jie pointed at me and said, "Come here, otherwise you can only sleep on the sofa from now on."

I was a little depressed when I heard Li Jie say this. I had finally slept on the bed for a day and had never had sex with Li Jie. I really didn't want to sleep on the sofa again.

"Well, wife, put the electric stun gun on the coffee table and I'll go over." I said.

"No conditions are allowed, I will give you three seconds. If you come, you will continue to sleep on the sofa from tonight." Li Jie said angrily.

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two

Just as she was about to shout three, I immediately walked over and said, "My wife, it's really not me. You must have a dream."

"Say, right? If you admit it, I won't be able to use you. If you don't admit it, I will let you taste the stun gun again." Li Jie pushed the stun gun on my body and asked me with her mouth pouted.

I will not be fooled by her. As long as I admit it, she will probably immediately detonate herself. Now I can only walk one way to the dark, and not admitting it is the best way.

"Wife, you're going to be a slander. I really didn't touch you, I swear." I pretended to be aggrieved.

"I'm really using you." Li Jie said.

"Even if you electrocuted me, I didn't touch it," I said.

"I have evidence." Li Jie blinked and suddenly said.

"Uh? Evidence? What evidence?" I asked.

"There are dirty things on the bed sheets, big bad guy, you said, in addition to touching me that night, did you also masturbate?" Li Jie poked me with an electric stun gun.

"No, you wronged me, I'm even more wronged than Dou E." I refused to admit it because I was too embarrassed.

"You are still wronged? Then explain why there are dirt on the bed sheets?" Li Jie asked with a pout.

"That... nocturnal emission, it must be nocturnal emission, wife, think about it, I must be excited when I slept in the same bed with you for the first time, so I got nocturnal emission." I blinked and thought of an excuse.
Chapter completed!