Chapter 03: This Teemo is in the second grade of elementary school? Lift the bench
Villa area
Fang Yuke, who returned home, sat on the sofa and was still muttering Wang Yu's words!
"Woman? Learn to cook!"
This successfully attracted fucking attention, looking at his worry-free son curiously, "Son! Who are you going to learn cooking for???"
Fang Yuke, who was thinking, suddenly said, "Zhou Linlin!"
Then
His mother went to share her parenting experience with Zhou Linlin's mother next door!
The two mothers were wearing comfortable home clothes and watering flowers, communicating across a white fence.
"Hey! Do you know? Our son came back today and was talking about learning to cook for your Linlin!"
"Is that so? You have to tell him that our Linlin doesn't like eating carrots, she..."
...
The parents of the two families are still family-friendly, so the two mothers seem to be not very opposed to the childhood sweethearts.
I sat blankly on the sofa, but I didn't know if it was sold by my mother.
The other side
Wang Yu carried his black schoolbag, which was the worst-quality schoolbag, with some yellow plaid printed on it.
The shoulder straps on them have long been sewn tightly with thick cotton thread from the fertilizer bag.
Whispering the broken red star sneakers, Wang Yu confidently came to a fruit stall next to the street.
I feel so low that I don’t have any feelings!
Just now, he just came to this world and got a lottery!
Now he is not arrogantly taking the overlord step, he is already very low-key!
Roadside fruit stall
"Sister! Don't worry! These sugar oranges are grown by our own home! They are very sweet!"
Looking at a middle-aged woman with blue spotted sleeves on her arms and a straw hat, she was smiling and choosing sugar oranges for customers.
She pulled off a red plastic bag from the handlebar of the blue tricycle and stuffed sugar oranges into it.
"Sister! You see, these are all good! Do you want to get two more pounds?"
She skillfully used her fingers with cloth tape to cut off the excess branches on the sugar oranges.
"Mom! I'll help you!" Wang Yu smiled and approached, put his schoolbag on the small stool beside him, and picked up the scale.
"Yeah!" Zhang Yan was a little surprised, but she didn't expect that her son seemed to have changed.
You should know that Wang Yu was born in a single-parent and financially disadvantaged family, and his personality was a bit gloomy!
But now Wang Yu’s “pure smile” (looking forward to the joy of the lottery) really makes the original owner’s mother very happy!
Zhang Yan doesn’t understand psychology either, she just thinks that the child’s mind changes a lot. Maybe Xiaoyu has made friends at school!
"Okay! Xiaoyu! Come on!" She looked at Wang Yu with encouragement, not wanting to hurt his self-confidence.
Wang Yu did not disappoint her, and "skilled" to use the age-like scale hook to hold the plastic bag and move the weight!
Suddenly, Wang Yu remembered that he was still a little brat, five or six pounds of sugar oranges were definitely a "heavy thing", so he pretended to be a little struggling.
After weighing the weight
Wang Yu pretended to be trying his best, took off the sugar oranges from the scale, and smiled at the customer opposite, saying, "Miss! There are 5 pounds and 2 ounces, 5 pounds per pound, 25 ounces in total!"
"Haha! Miss!" The customers opposite were all middle-aged women, and they were called Miss Miss by a primary school student.
"Little brother! You're so fast!"
But not only that, Wang Yu's direct mental calculation made the big lady look at him with admiration!
She took out three ten dollars from her white wallet and handed them to Zhang Yan, "No need to find it! Buy the rest of the children to eat!"
"Haha! Miss! It's really..." The middle-aged woman's customer walked away, and her hearty laughter could still be heard.
[System: Dingdong! The host's income is 4.5 yuan, the current progress is 4.5/5000. Complete a limited lottery for this world that can be redeemed!]
Wang Yu shouted in his heart, this is OK!
But what is different from his happiness is that Zhang Yan, who got thirty yuan, was not very happy. "Xiaoyu! Have you listened to those second-rate people in the village again? Tell you not to learn from them!"
"Uh..." Wang Yu then remembered that it was only 2007 now!
Miss is still a normal name at this time! It has not become a noun yet!
Fortunately, I said that way as a primary school student.
otherwise...
Thinking about being chased by that "big young lady", I just don't know if this is considered the money earned as a student.
Afterwards, he glanced at the serious Zhang Yan, and Wang Yu had to pretend to be frustrated, lowered his little head, held his two little hands, and kept sending it to the other party, I am a little pitiful jpg "Mom! I'm sorry! I never dared again!"
Seeing his pitiful appearance, Zhang Yan softened her heart and rubbed his little head.
"Xiaoyu! In the future, I will ignore those second-rate people in the village! You must study hard! Do you know?"
"Yeah! I get it! Mom!"
She smiled kindly and squatted down, using her sleeves with a pungent orange peel to wipe the sweat on Wang Yu's forehead and ears.
Then he handed him a large bottle of Liang Baikai in a plastic bottle, "Xiaoyu! Drink some water! Do your homework quickly!"
This made Wang Yu feel embarrassed, damn! This feels really like, little Guai! Say Ai Ai!
Adults pretend to be a child, it’s so fucking!
After that, Wang Yu took out his homework, put the notebook on a small stool, and took out his HB Chinese pencil.
Seeing that the tip of the pen was as sharp as a dog's chewing, Wang Yu took the pencil sharpener and slashed it again.
Then look for the eraser, and the result is...
Well...Is this a rubber in Timo?
Forget it! Forget it!
I can still do the homework for the second grade of elementary school!
Mathematics problem: Fill in three numbers in the graph circle so that each edge is added equal to 18.
The figure is a triangle with a circle in each triangle and a number in the middle of each edge, 7,8,9.
???
Wang Yu directly lifted the small stool, your sister! Can you save the child?
He thought that in the second grade of elementary school, there were only ten-digit addition and subtraction at most!
When Wang Yu was in elementary school, he had only addition and subtraction in the second grade of mathematics.
Generally, adding and subtracting three-digit numbers is a difficult problem.
However, Wang Yu thought about it carefully and found it reasonable.
Yaodong No. 1 Primary School is the storefront of Yaodong Province. It is understandable that the second graders will give homework assignments.
Although I can't get the answer at a glance, Wang Yu still got the answer by setting xyz to solve the equation!
I hope that this math teacher will not ask him about the problem-solving process tomorrow, otherwise he will be forced to be a genius in elementary school, and the death of light at the speed of junior high school will be the wounded Zhongyong.
Wang Yu was a little unconfident because of the homework of the second grade of elementary school.
After all, in reality, he graduated from university and worked for so many years.
Knowledge is limited to a certain field, and what is added is nothing more than human relationships and worldly ways!
If you really want to give him the title of elementary school genius now, then forget it!
Wang Yu firmly believes that he is just an ordinary person. If he praises him too high, he will be too miserable to fall down!
The remaining Chinese homework is much simpler, write "new characters" and each of the five elements!
Five minutes! Wang Yu will do it!
Chapter completed!