268, Chapter 268
As it turns out, Ji Zishan still loves General Mu Huaiqian very much.
That night, she neither let Mu Huaiqian sleep on the floor nor beat him up as a boxing stake. She just asked Mu Huaiqian to accomplish two things intimately and friendly manner. First, she fanned the sentence "I was wrong, I was not naughty at all, I was mischievous" a thousand times. Second, she copied the sentence "I was wrong, I was wrong, you were not naughty at all, I was mischievous" a thousand times.
Due to time constraints, the first punishment measure was strictly implemented that night. Ji Zishan personally held a calculation and took charge of the supervision and counting.
As for the second item, it will be left to be officially implemented the next day.
When Mu Huaiqian's son-in-law retelled the "truth in his heart" a thousand times, he felt that his mouth was not his: "Fan, is it okay?" Mu Huaiqian had a pitiful expression on his face, but he sat cross-legged on the bed with his waist straight. This sitting posture was specially stipulated by Princess Ji Zishan, and Mu Huaiqian dared not do so.
——Princess, why do you love me so deeply?
General Mu Huaiqian sighed sadly in his heart.
At this time, Ji Zishan was lazily leaning on the embroidery mat, holding the small golden abacus given by His Majesty Ji Ziqing in her arms: "Well, that's OK." Even if Mu Huaiqian's mouth was not tired, her fingers were tugging at the abacus.
"Then can I... go and drink some water?" General Mu Huaiqian asked for instructions with a weak aura.
Ji Zishan waved her hand and threw a charming look at Mu Huaiqian who looked pitiful, and said with a clever smile: "Go, remember to serve me a cup, I happen to be thirsty."
General Mu Huaiqian was deeply silent: "..." You were obviously moving with your hands, what's so thirsty? You mean to be angry with him, right? After whispering, Mu Huaiqian obediently stretched out his long legs and got out of bed. He first gushed three cups of water. After solving his thirst problem, he brought back a cup of warm water and sent it to the princess's little wife with thoughtfulness. He lowered his eyebrows and said in a warm voice, "Princess, please drink water."
Ji Zishan took the water cup that Mu Huaiqian brought and sucked a few small mouthfuls gently.
Seeing this, Mu Huaiqian immediately smacked his lips in his heart: He knew that the princess’s little wife was deliberately calling him to work.
Putting the water cup on the small table beside the bed, Mu Huaiqian crept onto the bed again, hugged the princess and his wife in his arms, coaxing her with a very gentle temper: "Fan we play, let's play, let's be careful, it's getting late, so it's getting late, so let's take a break early, huh? Be good--"
Ji Zishan touched her obviously raised belly and could only rest and continue to play: "Okay."
Mu Huaiqian immediately let out a sigh of relief and just be willing to sleep, otherwise he wouldn't know how to get pranked.
The next day, General Mu Huaiqian returned a little later than usual. Faced with the questioning of the princess’ young wife with a stern face, General Mu Huaiqian happily picked up a Pisces palette and said with a smile: "Boom, I'll buy this for you."
Ji Zishan took the green and transparent Pisces penis, played with it for a few more fun, and then glanced at General Mu Huaiqian who was trying hard to smile: "It's not during the holidays, why do you buy this thing for me? It's so hot that it's so much money, a prodigal son."
What else can be done?
Of course, I am trying to make you happy and give him a reduction in sentence. ‘Fan, I was wrong, you are not naughty at all, I am the one who is naughty.’ There are 17 words in total, and I copied them one thousand times, which is 11,700 words. According to the requirement that each word must be read yesterday, today’s punishment is inevitable with strict standards for correct fonts.
Then will he go to bed tonight?
"I know that it's very hard for a princess to get pregnant, so I bought this Pisces pendant for you to play with with the pocket money you gave me." Mu Huaiqian smiled and coaxed the princess's wife, "I'm not as hot as it's too much money. The princess is generous and gives me a lot of pocket money. If the princess thinks it's wasteful, I will pay more attention in the future, but this time... don't reject my kindness."
Ji Zishan swayed the Pisces Pair a few times, then raised her chin and signaled him to go to the desk where he had already set up his pen, ink, paper and inkstone: "I'll copy it there!"
Upon hearing this, Mu Huaiqian did not move his butt, and still sat next to the princess's little wife, with a grievance: "Princess, I've been busy for a day and I'm tired and tired. Can't you let me rest for a while?"
"I'm tired and tired? Then why don't you go home quickly and be interested in buying Lao Shizi's jade pendant? I think you are in good spirits. Please don't be fooled and punish me!" Ji Zishan had a selfless and stern face.
It seems that giving a Pisces pendant alone is not enough to make the princess and daughter-in-law feel excited to reduce her sentence. So General Mu Huaiqian raised his mouth, intending to use his superb kissing skills to add fuel to his great cause of reducing her sentence.
Times have changed, and time has urged people. General Mu Huaiqian, who had poor kissing skills, has grown into a master of the generation. When kissing the princess and daughter-in-law, it is quite like a fish in water. He is skillful in his skills. After a while, Ji Zishan has become beautiful and beautiful, and she is panting: "Don't think I don't know what you are trying to make. It's useless to please you anymore. You can't write it less!"
After a long time, all he did was useless. General Mu Huaiqian was a little unhappy, so he bit the princess's wife's mouth.
Ji Zishan, who was bitten by the mouth, was also upset: "Do you want to copy a thousand more times?"
Mu Huaiqian was so scared that he lost his soul and quickly changed his biting to licking to show comfort.
After struggling for so long, he still didn't even reduce the punishment and copying. General Mu Huaiqian, who was so in decline, could only touch the pen in dejectedly. God knows that he is the worst at writing and painting. General Mu Huaiqian honestly accepted the punishment. Ji Zishan was not idle either. She asked someone to move a chair and lay beside him to write and draw. After a while, General Mu Huaiqian turned his head and saw Ji Zishan drawing a vivid pig head on the paper, and wrote seven standard regular characters next to him - my general is handsome.
Mu Huaiqian almost spit out a mouthful of blood in his heart.
"Am I really handsome?" Mu Huaiqian asked intentionally.
He looks as handsome as a pig's head, and he is probably the first person in history.
Ji Zishan put down her pen and admired her masterpiece with satisfaction: "As long as you don't stand with my brother Yuanbao, you are the most handsome!"
Upon hearing this, Mu Huaiqian suddenly thought viciously in his heart, "Is it in your heart that your dearest brother Yuanbao also has a pig's head?" After thinking about it, Mu Huaiqian's mood became inexplicably better: "Fan, I heard that your painting skills were taught by His Majesty step by step. Well, you can't draw anything else?"
What kind of aesthetics are there for pigs, pigs, pigs, and pigs, and pigs, all day long?
"Hmph, what do you know? The masterpiece my emperor brother taught me is to draw pigs~~~~" Ji Zishan revealed the emperor's brother's black material to her husband.
General Mu Huaiqian pursed his lips and stopped saying a word: Did you ask him to complain about His Majesty’s brother-in-law’s bad taste?
After using supper, I don’t know which of Mu Huaiqian’s actions, and suddenly asked Princess Ji Zishan to find her conscience. When General Mu Huaiqian rolled up his sleeves and went to copy the candle at night, Ji Zishan stopped him and gave him another choice of path. In short, it was to be punished in installments: "You can only copy fifty times a day, and divide it into twenty days. However, borrowing money will be interest, and reducing the penalty will be fined..."
"How about a penalty interest method?" As long as he was not allowed to sleep on the floor, he would admit any additional penalty interest.
Ji Zishan blinked her eyes: "The penalty is... I will copy it five more times a day."
"It's easy to say!" Mu Huaiqian agreed happily. Later, he thought about it. He was so happy.
When Mu Huaiqian paid the penalty and penalty interest as scheduled, Ji Zishan's belly was like a balloon, and she bloated again. On that day, General Mu Huaiqian touched the princess's wife's belly, with a look of joy as a father on her face, and she squinted her eyes affectionately, "Fan, it grows so fast." When she thought that he could hold a living little treasure in a few months, Mu Huaiqian was so happy that she was so happy.
Ji Zishan glanced at General Mu Huaiqian with an excited face and said in a cool tone: "I'm so tired of it." It's not that Ji Zishan is so cute and pretentious, as her belly grows bigger, she becomes much heavier.
"Thank you for your hard work in princess. I'm willing to share the joys and sorrows with the princess. Tell me, what does the princess want me to do." Mu Huaiqian quickly retracted his infinitely wonderful imagination and focused on relieving his irritable princess wife. The princess's little wife was pregnant and he couldn't share the burden for her, so he could only try his best to make her happy.
Ji Zishan said with a dark face: "Come and use it as a fist stance for me." She was in a bad mood and just wanted to hit someone.
Mu Huaiqian knew that the reason why the princess's wife was unhappy was that the child in her belly asked her to eat Ji Ji to become fat and stupid, and the one who made her unlucky to get pregnant as soon as she got married was her own. Therefore, he was willing to take off his clothes as a boxing stump for the princess's little wife: "... Do you want to take off your clothes?" He was a general and practiced a thick skin and flesh. The princess's little wife beat him hard a few times. The recoil caused her to hurt her hands. When she was angry and depressed, she would take off her clothes and practice the Nine Yin White Bone Claws on his back.
"I want to practice fists, not claws!" Ji Zishan was like a firecracker. Anyone who was a little unhappy would explode.
Mu Huaiqian hurriedly said, "Okay, practice boxing, let's practice boxing." As he said that, he thrust his strong and powerful chest forward, and he was indulgent in the posture of beating whatever you want.
Ji Zishan gave Mu Huaiqian two fists, and then buried into his arms in a listless manner: "...Is my temper getting worse and worse?"
"It's nothing." Mu Huaiqian hugged the princess's little wife, and his tone was patient. "My mother said that it was very hard to get pregnant. She also vented her father a lot back then, fanned her well, and endured it. If you have any unhappiness, you can send it to me as soon as possible."
Mu Huaiqian is so knowledgeable and tactful, and he will fight and complain. No matter how angry Ji Zishan feels, it will slowly disappear: "For your sensibility, I will double your pocket money next month."
"..." Mu Huaiqian was speechless. You were so angry that you were happy for a while, it was faster than reading a book.
Chapter completed!