Chapter 833 Expose
Zhao Bing and the two teased for a long time, and had already seen that Lang Rushan was slick, but only in this way could he be able to enjoy himself between the officialdom and the temple. However, he was not very brave. As for how profound his knowledge was, he had a lot of scruples. As for Deng Mu, the so-called madman, in his opinion, he just made some ignorant remarks, made friends with a few so-called famous scholars, and raised their status through them, so he had the capital to show off his highness. He played deeper, made some actions that were different from ordinary people, and attracted people's attention, and became a famous scholar.
However, what Zhao Bing couldn't see through was the Taoist priest who was on the boat. After making trouble for so long, he not only did not speak a word, but his expression did not change much. He watched them perform in a hunched manner, not sad or happy manner, but looked mysterious. If it hadn't been introduced before, he would have thought he was a fool, and there was no such companion, and the master did not even say anything after suffering a loss? These various behaviors made him unable to understand.
"In life, there are nakedness and nakedness. What's the use of these fig leafs?" Deng Mu heard the laughter, but he didn't look like Zhao Bing thought about it, but simply pulled off the remaining paper clothes on his body three times and wiped the rain channel on his face.
"Haha, that's right!" Zhao Bing saw the so-called madman, but did not hide, clapped his hands and looked at him with a smile.
"Why do you look at me like this?" Deng Mu was uncomfortable when he was staring at me. He turned his body and said unnaturally.
"Yeah, what crazy guy is actually naked in public? He is really injustice. He can drive away quickly. Don't bother the young master!" Wang De came out to save the scene when he took a look, then hurriedly turned sideways to cover the hatch.
"Turn away!" However, Zhao Bing really has no choice but to use such a person. Whether he beats him or kills him, he will only exert his anger, but he will make him feel flirted. And he suddenly has no interest in talking to them anymore. There is no reason to be said to others, and he raised his hand and said.
"Yes!" The paddlers answered the order in unison, poked out two long poles from the hatch of the bottom cabin, poked towards the small boat, and tried to push it away.
"Wenxing, you have killed me!" Seeing that the matter ended, Lang Rushan looked at Deng Mu, who was still proud of his naked body, as if the winner was Deng Mu, who was like himself, and pointed at him with his fingers and said tremblingly.
"Yishan, why bother asking for him..." Deng Mu said in confusion after hearing this, but he was interrupted halfway through his words.
"Forget it, forgot, Mr. Wenxing is a great talent. Our Dongxiao Palace cannot afford to worship the gods. After turning around, please find another immortal palace!" Lang Rushan saw that he had caused a huge disaster, but he still had no regrets and slapped the boat and said.
"The Taoist Master wants to break up with me?" Deng Mu was stunned for a moment, and his face changed and asked back.
"Oh, the disaster has been settled. I am unable to protect myself. Mr. Wenxing should do it!" Lang Rushan sighed.
"Who is there any reason for the ship? If he blames him, I will bear it!" Deng Mu saw that Lang Rushan's face was gloomy and his words were full of sadness, but he said heroically.
"Haha, I thank Mr. Wenxing for his kindness. But the man on the boat is the law of nature, I'm afraid you can't bear it!" Under the push of two long poles, the two boats gradually distanced themselves. Lang Rushan looked at the big boat and shook his head and smiled bitterly. At this point, he knew that there was no room for recovery, and the little emperor would be even more intimidated by himself. Not to mention being in charge of the Taoist throne, I was afraid that even Dongxiao Palace could not stay.
"..." Deng Mu was not really crazy, so he naturally heard the meaning and couldn't help but be stunned! He knew that he was scolding the king of heaven and the gods and emperors in private gatherings, showing that he was not afraid of heaven and earth, nor fearing power, and proclaiming his personality. Not to mention the emperor, even the minor officials in the court would dare not, those people would take him down on the spot for a crime of irresponsibility. His talent did not care about what kind of famous scholar you were, and a beating was inevitable. But now he actually slandered the king in person, even if the emperor would not care about him in person, he would make his life worse than death when he turned around.
"Oh..." Zhao Bing sighed as the two ships gradually separated, thinking that they were both pity and hateful, and turned around and wanted to leave.
"Your Majesty is walking slowly, and the path is bowing!" At this moment, Chen Duofu, who was carrying a boat on the boat, suddenly knelt down and kowtowed.
"What does Taoist priest mean? There is no Your Majesty here!" Zhao Bing was stunned for a moment, and in a blink of an eye he returned to normal.
"Why should your Majesty refuse? I have no malice in coming and my senior brother. Why should I hide the body of the true dragon?" Chen Duofu said again.
"Oh, how can Taoist priest determine that since I am the emperor, is it that my body is also full of purple energy?" Zhao Bing replied with a smile.
"Your Majesty, the magic of the Tao is low, so you naturally cannot see through the secrets of heaven. But Your Majesty just sighed, but he was full of compassion for the world. Only then did the Tao dare to speak out!" Chen Duofu replied.
"Haha, you are honest, get up and talk back!" Zhao Bing nodded, as if he had agreed to his guess.
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Chen Duofu politely said again.
"I ask you, what's the point of disturbing me from traveling to the lake?" Since it was already broken and there was no need to install it, Wang De quickly ordered someone to move the throne and put it at the cabin door. Zhao Bing sat down and asked.
"When you go back to Your Majesty, Xiaodao really doesn't know. Please report to Senior Brother Rong!" Chen Duofu replied.
"I have no eyes and rush to Your Majesty, please atone for your sins!" Lang Rushan's intestines were regretful at this moment. The little emperor was standing in front of him, but he still insisted on meeting the "noble man". This was really blind.
"You are indeed not very good at your eyesight. Please write down your sins. What's the matter if you look for opportunities to see me?" Zhao Bing snorted coldly.
"Your Majesty, Jiangnan has been restored, and the Empress Dowager and Your Majesty have returned to the capital. I want to open a temple to pray for the Song Dynasty, to bless the Empress Dowager and Your Majesty for their longevity, to be prosperous and safe, and to thank God for the protection; Furthermore, the Dongxiao Palace was burned in the year of Chunyou, and I have exhausted my ten years of hard work to repair it. I want to ask Your Majesty to give some merits!" Lang Rushan thought for a while and said, but he also knew that he was not "stupid" the little emperor, and he was wrongly serious and seriously, so he fell into extreme passiveness and dared not say anything he wanted to say. But if he intercepted the Holy Driving for no reason, the crime was also quite serious, so he could only bite the bullet and say two things.
"Is that all? It seems that there is something inconvenient to say it clearly!" Zhao Bing took the tea handed over and took a sip.
"His Majesty……"
"It's hard to say, right, so I'll see if I have the same feelings for you!" Zhao Bing smiled and said, "One is that the court has just returned, and the Taoist people are distracted. The Taoist master wants to share my worries and want to abbot the Daoism in Jiangnan; the other is to take the opportunity to carry forward Taoism, preferably to worship Taoism and destroy the law, and to establish Taoism alone; third is that you can be famous all over the world and be recorded in history, which is also considered to be a complete merit. Yes?"
"Your Majesty is wise, I am willing to share your worries and educate all living beings. I will never dare to be famous in history!" Lang Rushan was shocked when he heard this, and he couldn't help but think that the little emperor had already practiced the art of mind reading with the guidance of the immortal. He immediately understood what he thought, but at this moment he could only speak humbly.
"Haha, such a small thing is easy to deal with." Zhao Bing smiled, "Everyone in the world knows the Great Essence Channel Technique and possesses magical powers. Just cast a little spell to convince me!"
"Your Majesty, this is not something that can be used on the lake, so I can't use it. Please move to the Dongxiao Palace and burn incense to pray so that I can ask the immortal to do the trick!" Lang Rushan was overjoyed and said politely.
"Why do you have to be so troublesome? Just now everyone was amazed when they saw the Taoist priest performing the technique of ascension ascendant on the ground. They all thought that the celestial immortals were coming. I also felt magical, so just this little technique!" Zhao Bing waved his hand and said. Seeing that he was actually happy, he sighed in his heart that even people outside the world could not avoid the vulgarity of fame and fortune. He really didn't know how to live or die.
"This... is good, I'll be ugly!" Lang Rushan was also trying to die. Thinking about it, he actually agreed.
"Senior brother, this is not good!" Lang Rushan ordered Chen Duofu to come to help with the method, but he said hesitantly.
"Just obey the order!" Lang Rushan glared at him.
"Oh!" Chen Duofu sighed, first took off the Taoist robe on his body and covered it with Deng Mu, covering his body, and then went into the cabin to take out some incense and candles, and lit things like talisman paper. Lang Rushan also sat cross-legged at the bow of the boat with a staff in his hand, muttering something, but saw him suddenly picking up a few pieces of talisman paper and lit it on the candlelight, and then throwing it out. At that time, the smoke lingered and covered the bow of the boat. After a while, the smoke dissipated, and Lang Rushan had already floated in the air with his staff, three feet above the ground.
"What a magical power!" Everyone on the boat exclaimed immediately. You must know that Taoism was widely circulated in the Song Dynasty. They also heard about them turning stones into gold, feathers into immortals, and predicting good and bad luck. Now they saw it with their own eyes and were extremely excited.
"You go over the boat..." Seeing that everyone was furious and immediately regarded him as a god, Zhao Bing called Chen Dun and whispered a few times in his ear.
"Yes!" Chen Dun nodded with a smile after hearing this. He was very dissatisfied with the little emperor acting before he could appear. But this time, not only did he lose all his grudges, but he was also very happy, just like a child suddenly found a very interesting toy. He asked someone to put on a springboard, and after passing the boat, he circled around Lang Rushan twice. Everyone didn't know what he was going to do, but they stared at him intently, wanting to know what he was playing.
"Break!" Chen Dun turned behind Lang Rushan, shouted suddenly, grabbed his shoulders with both hands and split them to the sides, tearing his Taoist robe in half, but saw that Lang Rushan floating in the air was floating, clearly sitting on a wooden board, and connected to the staff inserted into the boat board through a bracket. Under the cover of the Taoist robe, the man was floating in the air without any support.
"What a trick!" Zhao Bing applauded first. In fact, he was also frightened at first, but after thinking about it, he understood. You must know that although this trick has been pulled out, it was also frightened the Chinese people at the beginning.
He remembered that in the 1980s, a well-known publication published an Indian travel notion, saying that there were yoga masters on the San Ge'er's territory that could ascend flat on the ground, float in the air, fly on the wall, or even hang on cars. It caused a sensation and promoted the domestic qigong craze. However, as Chinese people had more and more opportunities to go out, people gradually realized that it was just a street trick. The things that beggars played were not something to practice yoga at all.
"fraud!"
"Damn it!" Everyone immediately woke up from their shock and pointed at them. If the little emperor hadn't been present, they would have probably crossed the boat and beat him up.
"Your Majesty atones for your sins. I am obsessed with it for a moment. You should not deceive Your Majesty. Please bypass it!" Seeing that the scam was exposed, Lang Rushan immediately knelt down and kowtowed to mercy.
"Are you worthy of being called a Taoist priest?" Zhao Bing pointed to Lang Rushan who was kneeling on the ground, "I founded Taoism. The purpose of this is to pursue natural harmony, peace in the world, stability in society, and harmony in the family. I believe that those who practice Taoism can be happy and happy, and live forever. I believe that those who accumulate virtue can respect Taoism and virtue, unity of man and nature. Respect heaven and law ancestors, seek immortals and seek Taoism; the secret of cultivation is to cultivate both nature and life, return to simplicity and truth; benevolence and truthfulness, and benevolence and honesty. What have you done?"
"Your Majesty, please spare your life!" Faced with the little emperor's scolding, Lang Rushan couldn't answer, but he just kept begging.
"What did you do in Dongxiao Palace? You live in a spacious Taoist temple with carved beams and painted roofs, wear silk and satin, eat delicacies from all over the world, make friends with dignitaries, and care about land, houses and wealth. Have you ever thought about the lonely people, displaced and have no choice but to have three meals. Your Taoist robe is inlaid with gold and jade, but I am afraid that all the family resources of ten middle-class families are not enough!"
"Is Dongxiao Palace rebuilt? Not only is it more grand in scale, it also rebuilt Xuanji Palace, Yousheng Temple, Zhangdi Temple, Dragon King Immortal Official Temple, Yuanqing Palace, Chongtian Temple, Yunyang Temple, Chongzhen Temple, Yuandong Temple, and star officials. It has also been added to Ningzhen Taoist Court, Tongming Taoist Court, Yiqing Taoist Court, etc. It can be said that it is magnificent and magnificent, reflecting the forest valley, which costs more than ten million yuan. However, when the Song Dynasty was destroyed, the gods came to the world to protect him." Zhao Bing was still angry and pointed to Yue Fei's tomb not far away and said, "And Yue Wumu and his son fought bloody battles to resist foreign humiliation, made outstanding contributions, made contributions to the country and were kind to the people. But now the temple has been destroyed, you are unwilling to spend a penny to renovate, but you still have to repair that useless thing, where is the morality!"
"You have also received the salary of the Song Dynasty and were granted by the imperial court. But the Song Dynasty had just fallen into the enemy. You did not want to repay the country's kindness, but instead accepted the imperial title from the Yuan Dynasty and accepted the false post. What is loyalty, filial piety, integrity and righteousness? You still want to eat the king's fortune again. Do you have the heart of shame? Can you remember my teachings?"
"Your Majesty, the Taoist seeks to educate all people to the Tao. He is also a person outside the world, so how can he say that he is loyal to the king? Why should he stick to the country?" At this time, seeing that his job was about to be ruined, Deng Mu bowed to the little emperor.
Chapter completed!