Chapter 733 Even a sneeze dislocates
Master Shui stood in front of Jesus with his legs crossed, pretending to care about him, but was pushed away by Zhuo Yang.
When you touch your shoulders, you can clearly feel the misalignment. It turns out that it is a dislocation. This is called dislocation of the shoulder joint in medicine.
It's just that a simple dislocation is not scary. Just stuff it back, but the faster you need to reset, the better. Zhuo Yang asked Jesus to hold back, holding his shoulder with one hand, pulling up his left hand with the other, and slowly moving around the circle.
, After finding the right position, bend your arm and half rotate it and poke it in.
‘Ouch~~~’ With Jesus’ ecstatic moan, he found that his arm could move again.
The new and old teammates were either numb or stunned: Grandpa Zhuo, what else do you don’t know about?
In fact, joint resetting is not a magical craft. Almost all team doctors, old Chinese doctors and ancient martial artists can do it, so this is nothing for Zhuo Yang, although his technique is so skillful.
"Okay! I fuck, okay." Jesus swung his shoulder circle and shouted: "Brother Zhuo, you are so awesome, that's fine. I fuck... Brother, your skills are naturally suitable for blind people.
Massage, tsk, what a pity.”
Zhuo Yang: “…”
"Hurry it, does it still hurt?" I got used to it without calculating him. Zhuo Yang knew if there was any obvious pain, which was more important than dislocation itself.
"It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt at all."
Then, the team doctor who rushed to the scene ran to the front.
According to the rules, if the team doctor enters the court, the players involved must temporarily leave the court. Zhuo Yang said to Jesus: "If it doesn't work, just say Pep, don't come up, put a bandage on it just in case."
"That's not good for the hammer. I haven't kicked enough today." Jesus was anxious: "Brother, it's really okay."
Okay, I hope it's really okay, let you. Zhuo Yang knows the position of the Champions League final in the players' hearts. He is rushing halfway through without illness, disaster, no mistakes, and it is equivalent to killing his parents. And Jesus is in such a fucking good condition today, Zhuo Yang
His performance is urgently needed.
May God bless this naughty child.
Zhuo Yang went to find Master Shui with a dark face. "Sergio, stop doing it, otherwise I will kick it back, starting with you."
If it were another team or someone else, Zhuo Yang wouldn't talk nonsense at all, and he would just add interest directly. But facing Real Madrid and Shui Ye, he really couldn't get rid of it.
The lineup has not been moved much in three or four years. They are all old friends and acquaintances, so they can only give a warning to the soldiers. If they don’t listen to the advice, Zhuo Yang is not afraid of tearing his face.
The four major villains in football in the past, North Del Jongnan Pepe East Ibrahironi, Tu Ye is actually a bodhisattva heart, and Pepe is now developing in Besiktas to sing vegetarian food and chant Buddha's name. Ibrahimovic travels far away to America
The disaster caused trouble on the other side of the ocean, Rooney also learned to start to reason and pretend to be a scholar.
There are talents in the world. Now Real Madrid Water, Atletico Madrid Beauty, Barcelona Suaga, and Biba Garcia are the four most notorious evil people in the world.
But the evil ones will be punished by the evil ones, and it depends on who they are.
When Master Shui saw Zhuo Yang's face, he felt a slap. After so many years, Master Shui has always been called "Master Shui", and the nickname was given by him. Today, the phrase "Sergio" is '
Master Shui almost didn't realize that this was his name.
"Old Zhuo... didn't mean it, do you believe it?"
Zhuo Yang leaned closer and pressed his face: "Do you think I believe it?"
"...Hehe, they are all brothers. I didn't take it away just now, so I'll pay attention. Hehehe~~, Lao Zhuo, why are you taking it seriously? Hehe..." Master Shui felt a little embarrassed and smiled very unnaturally.
Zhuo Yang turned around and left without expression. Captain Shui was a little embarrassed in front of everyone, and a sense of shame rose from his chest and abdomen. But if he really wanted to fight Zhuo Yang, or continue to play black feet next... forget it.
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"And you!" Zhuo Yang grabbed Isco again. "I asked you to stop just now and pretend that I was deaf, right?"
"Brother Zhuo, I'm not pretending to be deaf. I really didn't hear or see that. I just thought about you and lied to you to death." Isco didn't have the courage to argue with Zhuo Yangkai. "Brother, you just now
Almost hanged me..."
"Next time, I will snatch my legs off." This sentence was roared, and Zhuo Yang wanted everyone in Real Madrid to hear it.
Isco: "…"
Brother, I have invited you to eat a lot in those years. I have never been so filial to my father. Why are you so fierce?
Qi Zu witnessed everything on the sidelines and had no choice but to spread his hands: This dog took the opportunity to establish his authority again, so he reversed his morale. The heifer sat in the hot pot - awesome chili.
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After kicking again for less than a minute, Jesus, who was spraying casually below, quickly asked to play.
"The shoulders really don't hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt anymore."
It seems that it is really okay, Zhuo Yang sighed.
Jesus is not a fast horse, but his start is very prominent and he can instantly shake off several positions of the defender, so it is also a cheetah if he is not a fast horse.
His short legs were kicked on the ground, his arms were swung round, and Jesus flexibly shuttled through the muscle jungle.
But before two minutes of shuttle, he grinned his teeth again, covered his shoulders and said, "Brother, I feel pain, it hurts..."
Zhuo Yang's heart sank, he was really afraid of anything he would come. He didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and then stopped the game and made a substitution gesture off the court, and drove Jesus out of the field without saying anything.
The pain started again at this time, which means it was not just dislocation, but also caused the ligament to be injured.
The shoulder ligament has two, the coloclavicular ligament and the acromioclavicular ligament, one is responsible for stabilizing the vertical direction of the acromioclavicular joint and the other is responsible for the horizontal direction.
If you just dislocate, as long as you reset it in time, there will be no sequelae. However, if these two ligaments are strained, if you do not immediately contract, it is very easy to lose some or even most of the stable function after being damaged.
In this way, dislocation of the shoulder joint will become the norm afterwards.
Especially when playing wild football, because of carelessness and incomprehension after being injured, many people are used to dislocate their shoulders. It is common for a good chance to take off a game. Some people even sneeze their shoulders and can take off their shoulders.
In this way, we basically bid farewell to physical work, and professional players can only retire.
The damage to the coroclavicular ligament and acroclavicular ligament is not easy to treat, and it requires long-term rest and physical therapy. However, the World Cup in Russia will be about to open in a month and a half.
Jesus cried loudly as he walked down, and he obviously realized the seriousness of the problem.
"Woo~~, brother, why am I so unlucky... Woo~~, I'm unlucky for three consecutive years... Woo~~"
What is a three-in-one unlucky relationship? Zhuo Yang didn't have time to be curious, so he could only comfort him tightly.
"Don't worry, it's okay, there's still hope to catch up with the World Cup."
"Woo~~ Then what do you mean is you will lose today?"
"When did I have this meaning?"
"Didn't you say I can still catch up with the World Cup? Woo~~~"
Zhuo Yang: "..." The genius' brain was also confused at this moment.
"Stop saying anything,...get down and rest."
"Woo~~~~ I just said that I was unlucky...Woo~~"
Chapter completed!