It turns out that Kong Erlangzi is so terrifying to be angry. Have you ever seen a person's roar overwhelming the stands of 40,000 people?

The suona walking on the sidelines is the only fleshy voice in the world that can compete with Wuwuzula, the successor of Xiaolongnu, a landlord in the pig cage city. If Conte goes to the Great Wall to guard the beacon tower, he doesn't need to light a wolf smoke at all.

He could only roar and pass the enemy attack back to the capital.

They were all bitches, and if you didn't scold them, you wouldn't be able to cheer up. Under Kong Erlangzi's squirting, Chelsea's immediate results were immediately achieved. In 10 minutes, Hazard, Xiaofa, and Saber scored three goals in a row, and it was 4:1 in a blink of an eye.

But it was still not enough. Liverpool 3:0, and Chelsea still lost two goals. So Conte continued to roar, Liverpool also felt the crisis, and Uncle Zha kept shouting and letting another one. At this moment, Uncle Zha was still yelling, and Uncle Zha was about to enter.

He is connected to Kong Erlangzi's heart.

But it seems useless, even if he gets the 'koi' Origi score, it has not changed again.

But there will always be no shortage of goals, just as justice sometimes is late, but it will not be absent. Harry Kane is this justice, and he scored another goal.

After receiving an assist from Ali in the 72nd minute, Kane scored a wonderful volley in the penalty area. Tottenham's 6:0 score is no longer important, Kane's 29th goal is the focus.

To be honest, it was a bit late. Before he scored, Kenyan midfielder Victor Wanyama showed his strength, first receiving Eriksen's cross in the free kick tactic, and headed the ball to 4 after nodding.

:0, and then he scored the ball like a basketball center in the penalty area of ​​Hull City, assisting Ben Davis to score a long shot to make the score 5:0.

Kane was very anxious because it was too late to go in time. He wanted to learn how to show off with his seniors. He would leave when he entered two people in the second half. But if he was over 80 and almost ninety minutes before he could complete the basics of showing off.

If conditions permit, the effect of pretending to be strong will be greatly reduced if you change that point.

Before my butt could be on the bench, the whistle rang, and I was embarrassed to stop in order to pay tribute to the legend?

Kane was anxious. He needed to score another goal in the shortest time, the shorter the better.

Justice is coming, but there will always be no shortage of people who like to join in the fun. Almost as Kane scored, Aguero also scored twice at the Vikarigi Road Stadium, Manchester City led Watford 5:0

De.

What else is it? Look at the eyes of the world who still sees whether you score a goal? It doesn't mean to the game, it doesn't mean to the last round, it doesn't mean to belong to the third place, and it has nothing to do with the best scorer

Akun was full.

But for Aguero himself, this goal is very meaningful because this is his 20th goal in the Premier League this season, and he finally completed the small goal set for himself in the second half of the season.

The whole world doesn't care, but I care.

The media has been hyping Aguero's departure from Manchester City in the summer, but they are just catching up, and there is no real news from him and the club. But when he was recovering a while ago, Aguero let out a joke, which made the matter reopen.

It formed an orgasm.

The reporter asked him: I heard that you have had substantial contact with Manchester United, is it true?

Akun said: "No, no, no, I will not join Manchester United, nor will I join any Premier League team because I don't want to be enemies with Manchester City."

The emotions revealed in the words are not important to reporters. The key is that Aguero himself clearly expressed the message of leaving. This is the first time. Aguero does not want to be a fishing boat full of sardines, but because of this

I accidentally said half of the sentence, and the media chased him like a seagull.

All major newspapers have analyzed it well, and it seems that every newspaper has a relative of Aguero as the inside story. Some say Akun will return to Atletico, Manchester City is talking about using him for Griezmann. Some say he will go

Real Madrid and Lafayette have offered Manchester City a quotation of 70 million. They also said they would go to Paris Saint-Germain because the salary is high and there are many Argentina players.

But the most credible news is that he has decided to go to Barcelona because his best friend Messi Akun will replace Scar Ribery, 34, and Scar will go to Bayern, who has been obsessed with him, and the old man Robben, whom he has been obsessed with, and Scar will go to Bayern, who has always been obsessed with him.

Once again, Manchester City will seek to acquire Aubameyang or Mba's partner to replace Aguero.

The most credible is because half true and half false, and there are indeed many real elements. If Boss Mei did not seduce Akun, I'm afraid that the dog would not believe this, and it is not a secret that Manchester City quoted Obama's match with Mba

, but this has nothing to do with whether Akun goes or not. With him, Manchester City also wants to hoard attackers because we have a big goal.

Manchester City's official response said: Aguero is not a seller, he is a very important member of our team.

There is no serious person to believe this. Madibao, Milan, Barcelona, ​​and Real Madrid have all said that Zhuo Yang is not a seller, and his tone is really much higher than Manchester City.

However, one thing the media analyzed was very correct. From the perspective of position, the one who had the greatest influence on Aguero was not the versatile macho Zhuo Yang, but Jesus, who was extremely similar to his style.

Aguero is not old yet, but Jesus is younger. If you have to do multiple-choice questions, the answer is obviously not complicated. Guardiola said: "Aguero and Jesus can coexist completely, Jesus can be on the left.

Road, he will also perform well on the left."

The words may be correct, but there are still questions in the second half: What if Jesus went to the left, what if Guardiola brought from Germany to Sane?

Of course, these need to be calculated to be extremely precise, which means that when dealing with European wars or strong teams, there is actually no need to be so detailed when dealing with weak teams. For example, today's Watford, Zhuo Yang went down, and Aguero,

Jesus, Sane's trident kicked very well.

In the 81st minute, Aguero dribbled the ball and ran on the right side of the penalty area. He almost broke the bones of Behrami almost broke into pieces. After looking up at the middle, Akun passed the penalty area.

Jesus danced alone, the first choice got rid of Cleviri who was entangled with him, the second choice threw away Capué, the third choice teased goalkeeper Gomez, the football flew straight into the net. Holebas' goal line was desperate

He jumped up and saved the ball, but he was arrested with the ball.

6:0, Manchester City finished the game and put a happy end to this mixed season with a big victory. Zhuo Yang, who scored three shots and one pass in the game, is a priceless treasure. Aguero, who scored two passes and two shots.

Should it be a bargain?

Zhuo Yang said: I'm done. Manchester City said: I'm done, too. They all lifted their pants, and it's all left to see what Kane and Tottenham are going to do.

Harry Kane is really anxious. If such a perfect show-off plan cannot be implemented, it will be a life flaw that is more regrettable than not being the best scorer for the rest of the year.

The thief went up to the wall, the wife met a hooligan, the child climbed the edge of the shaft, and Kane was so anxious that he got into the room. His forehead was red. Who dared to stop me from scoring the goal again, and let me silence myself, let's believe it or not?
Chapter completed!