Chapter 813 Big crotch and big ass
Lewandowski's senior last year hurt Real Madrid's defense too much, and almost all had a psychological shadow. Real Madrid's three centre-backs, Pepe, Shui Ye, and Varane were on the court that day.
They all fought for 90 minutes, and they were all depressed in front of Lewandowski.
So in this battle, Shui Ye and Pepe made up their minds to ban Lewandowski. Lewandowski is not a god. He faced Pepe's personal care and Shui Ye's assisted defense, and wanted to find a good opportunity to directly attack the goal.
Not easy.
In the 37th minute, Real Madrid fell into the backcourt. After Master Shui took the ball, he subconsciously wanted to leave Lewandowski, so he did not pass it to Zhuo Yang who turned around and asked for the ball at the first time. Instead, he dribbled the ball horizontally and thought he was even more serious.
Safely pushed to Golden Retriever Coentrand.
The golden retriever was frightened and shivered when he took the ball.
Zhuo Yang looked up and was frightened and sweated.
Dortmund captain Mertesak appeared in front of the Golden Retriever at some point. Is this where you, a central defender, should appear at this time? Will you play football?
Golden Retriever Cohen didn't even care about turning around, and hurriedly sent it back to Casillas, passing it blindly on his back.
Ancelotti thought to himself: The Portuguese are unreliable!
Just like the goal just now, Rockets Reus emerged again to cut off Real Madrid's return pass, and Lewandowski, who was in a slight manner, immediately formed a two-for-one single shot against Casillas.
Cassie tried her best, and Reus's fake shot made him shake. Cassie still twisted his waist and threw himself out to interfere with Lewandowski's empty goal. He did it, and Lewandowski's push shot kicked the post.
But the football rebounded and fell to Reus's feet again, and Cassie had no choice but to join Buffon.
2:0, Reus scored twice, with a total score of 3:2.
In the 42nd minute, Reus made a long shot from the air. In the 44th minute, Grandpa Mo rushed to the top at the front, all of which were testing Casillas' nerves and waist. Ancelotti couldn't sit still.
In the first half, Real Madrid only had the penalty kick that Ronaldo missed and hit the goal frame. In addition to two goals, Dortmund still had two posts and three shots. There were 45 minutes left, and it was only one goal away.
A turnaround, do you think a bumblebee like this can’t do it today?
When it comes to whoever wants to be reversed by Dortmund, except Zhuo Yang, it must be Ancelotti. Zhuo Yang is for the championship, while An Pang is afraid of being labeled.
If such an advantage is really reversed by Dortmund, this is undoubtedly another classic football case similar to the AC Milan "Lako Massacre" and "Istanbul Night". An Pang has been famous for his past two games with his life.
'Let's go, do you want to be infamous for thousands of years if you come out like this?
Ancelotti has a great ideal. He is not going to be the first coach, but determined to become the first coach. Coaching from Real Madrid is part of his coaching plan. In the future, he will go to the Bundesliga, and An Pang wants
Be the first coach in history to win league championships in all five major leagues.
But he definitely doesn't want to be a "reversed ****". Italian men are better at face value than other European country bumpkins.
Ancelotti knew it was time to adjust during the halftime break, but who could it be replaced? Looking at the eleven bad guys walking down the grass with panting, including Zhuo Yang, none of them pleased him. An Pang felt that this
The eleven people were not playing football in the first half, but came purely to frame themselves as the head coach.
The defense line performed poorly, but no matter what, Lewandowski, who was focused on defense, failed to issue a bride. The unexpected thing is that Reus transformed into a monster today. But in fact, what should be criticized is that the center and frontcourt are more important.
If they can get one, even if there is only one, the game situation will change immediately.
Of course Zhuo Yang can't move. Just kidding, but unless you want to commit suicide, Modric's performance is OK, and Di Maria has changed. The rest should basically be replaced, and it will not be unfair to anyone.
He can't concede the ball anymore, and he has to find a way to score. After careful consideration, Ancelotti replaced Bale with Isco after the break.
Not changing Benzema was given Zidane for face. Not changing Khedira was probably given face. Bell pouted and the boss was not happy, but who cares!
In the 48th minute of the second half, Zhuo Yang and Grandpa Mo had their first one-on-one confrontation in the game.
After receiving the cross-border pass from Angel Di at the top of the arc, Zhuo Yang had no time to blink, Grandpa Mo came to him. You can't even figure out how he, a big man who is close to two meters, would have the speed of Mei Sizi's activation.
and the explosive power of the scar file.
Xiaotong said: Only the speed is not broken!
Grandpa, Zhuo Yang is quick, too. After picking the ball sideways, he immediately knocks it lightly with his heels, and the football goes straight to the empty space of 1.5 meters under Grandpa Mo. Grandpa Mo has the longest leg among the well-known central defenders in football today, so naturally
There is also the biggest crotch. Not to mention football, if Zhuo Yang wants to, he will probably get through it.
However, Zhuo Yang had already turned around and walked around Grandpa Mo. When football was about to travel, the crotch of the world's number one pants disappeared magically. Grandpa Mo's legs turned into two door panels, and he closed the door in a terrifying manner.
The football collapsed, and neither of them had time to throw away the words and spice up the other party, and they fought again to fight.
Grandpa Mo's crotch is more exaggerated than Zhuo Yang, but his butt is not as big as Zhuo Yang. When Zhuo Yang sticks out his hips, Grandpa Mo sits away from the right direction. But the master is obviously not vague, his ghostly hand is like lightning
He grabbed Zhuo Yang's jersey and stopped himself from flying out.
Zhuo Yang turned the ball, and Grandpa Mo blocked his eyes like a dark cloud, and could not see anything. He couldn't care about so much, but he couldn't break it. The football was beside him, and Grandpa Mo blocked his sight and could not see the goal at all, but he
Just shoot directly and shoot blindly.
The quality is very high, the line is a bit high, and it is higher than the crossbar. This time, the two of them were tied.
Zhuo Yang and Grandpa Mo were not in a match, and there were few opportunities for the two to fight directly. In the 55th minute, Zhuo Yang broke through the defense between Dulm and Reus on the right, and passed the ball to Isco. Isco passed the ball wide.
Angel Di shot from the left, but was saved by Weidenfell with one hand.
This is Real Madrid's second goal shot today.
In the 59th minute, Grandpa Mo suddenly stepped forward in the counterattack. After cooperating with Mkhitaryan, he turned the magic flute and He's face so dizzy. Then he made Zhuo Yang pass straight through with a straight pass, allowing the Rocket Roy
This formed a single sword.
The Rockets wiped Casillas in the penalty area and pushed the shot from a small angle.
All Real Madrid players, the entire Westfalen Stadium, held their breath and their hearts jumped into their throats.
The football hit the outside of the near post and bounced out of the bottom line.
Westfaren sighed in unison, and Real Madrid was shocked and sweated. If this ball was scored, no matter what the final result of the game, Real Madrid's skin would have been torn off and couldn't be stuck back.
A minute later, Benzema did not respond to the pass from the far end and lost a very good shooting opportunity, Ancelotti decisively replaced him with Detu and pushed Zhuo Yang onto the front line.
Chapter completed!