Chapter 778 Howitzer God and God of War
In fact, before the first game was finished, Ronaldo was basically equivalent to the Walking Dead.
It was very fast. It only took about three minutes in the first game, with a score of 11:2. Ronaldo only got the two points that Liu Guoliang did not receive the ball at the beginning.
For Liu Guoliang, the game is extremely simple, and it is just a beat when receiving the serve... No, it should be called a "card" because he uses a credit card. When it is his turn to serve, it is just two cards. After serving, Ronaldo came back and made up for another shot, and the battle round ended.
Because he was just a small credit card, Liu Guoliang couldn't play any tricks when serving, so he could only simply knock the table tennis ball over the net, but it was just a short ball that was not issued.
Then the next performances were all the same. No matter whether the ball played by Ronaldo was long or short, no matter which rotation, in his forehand or backhand position, no matter how angled the diagonal line, Liu Guoliang raised his arms and pulled them all. The past is also called pulling over.
Fierce and sharp, flowing light and swaying shadows.
Liu Guoliang did not play any flower buds or show off his skills, but he was quick and tricky.
The landing points are all over the half-ball table in Ronaldo, and every time it is in his most unexpected corner, and Ronaldo cannot take it every time. Two times he barely twisted his body and bent over, but knocked the ball I was flying on the racket's back.
But it was also these two times that made Ronaldo extremely shocked. The powerful impact from the racket almost made him unable to grasp it.
After playing table tennis for some years, Ronaldo will also be a master, including many world-renowned players like Valdernell, but he has never encountered a small white ball that can emit such shock and impact.
Which four table tennis balls are you? Jie Nima table tennis cannons, cannons of shells!
A short and fat human howitzer stood opposite, and this howitzer was the cleaner of Zhuo Yang's family.
Real Madrid people present looked at Liu Guoliang in horror. Since they could surround here, they naturally had some knowledge on table tennis. But the scene in front of them made them know that their original knowledge was so shallow. Many people were in horror. The thing I want to do most is to call: my wife, come and see God.
This God is a wretched and short and fat man, and he is also a cleaner of Zhuo Yang's family.
Zhuo Yang held the howitzer's suit and God's crown robe, which was fiery red, and his head was pressed against Khedira's back and tried hard to resist the trembling. But even though he had worked so hard, he would still make a few intermittent sounds. Pig hum.
After the two changed sides, the second game started. The plot was the same, and the score was 11:1. He had a serve on purpose. In the Chinese table tennis world, it is a rule not to shave the opponent's bald head, even if he is holding a credit card game. , Liu Guoliang would not break China's rules.
The big score is 2:0, Liu Guoliang can't be called a victory, this kind of victory is an insult to him. But Ronaldo lost, losing naked, and he is now like a remnant flower that has been destroyed by heavy rain and strong wind. Liu, standing by the ball table in dismay.
Amid the fear and admiration of everyone, Liu Guoliang calmly took the down jacket and put it on his body. The howitzer and God disappeared. The straight-board war god of table tennis returned to a vulgar middle-aged short fat man, a fiery fat man. .
He took out his wallet and blew the credit card in his hand. In addition to the straight and horizontal boards, Liu Guoliang created the third type of table tennis today.
C Luo said in a daze: "Can you... let me see that?" He pointed to the credit card that Liu Guoliang was about to put into his wallet.
"No, there is money here."
"How much money is there? I'll buy it twice, okay?"
"No." After saying that, Liu Guoliang stuffed his credit card, packed his money back into the lining pocket, and carefully pulled the zipper inside.
C Luo supported the ping-pong table with both hands, otherwise he would collapse. "Sir, who are you...?"
Liu Guoliang narrowed his eyes and looked at Ronaldo for three seconds without expression. "I told you that I am a cleaner."
Before Zhuo Yang could finish his translation, Liu Guoliang turned around and said, "Let Zhuo Yang go." He walked out with his short legs and striding big.
"Hey, brother, please wait, wait for me. Be careful of the steps under your feet..." Zhuo Yang trotted.
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When he arrived at the parking lot, Zhuo Yang was already smiling so that Liu Guoliang had to support him. Xiaotong, who was waiting in the car, saw this: "I am so happy, it seems that Coach Liu has won a great victory?"
"Ahhahaha... Julius, let me tell you, it's more than a big victory, ahhahahaha... Have you ever seen anyone playing table tennis with a credit card? Ahhahaha... Brother Liu abused people and abused them... …Hahaha……"
‘On~On~’ Maybach drove away from the sports city of Valdebebas.
When he finally laughed so hard that he could breathe, Zhuo Yang rubbed his stiff cheeks and cheeks hard, and then asked Liu Guoliang. "Brother Liu, what do you think of C-Royce's level of table tennis?"
Liu Guoliang thought for a while: "Tell me this way, what do you think is the level of level 10 of piano?"
"Primary school student." Zhuo Yang said.
The level assessment of piano level one to ten is amateur piano gameplay. There is no such thing in the professional piano field, and the rating is entirely to cater to parents of piano practice. Every time the children take the exam, the institutions that handle these will also earn an exam income.
But in the eyes of professional pianos, the amateur level ten is just an introductory approach, which means you can play the piano. However, for most ordinary amateurs, even if they choose not to continue their studies after passing the level ten, The experience of learning piano over the years is enough to become a valuable asset in your life, and it is enough to have a stable and long-term hobby to accompany you throughout your life.
A child with normal talent can basically reach the level ten after 5 to 8 years of hard training. Of course, this refers to the veritable normal level ten. Because ratings are not easy to say, level ten and level ten There are very big differences in individual levels between them. Some people don’t even understand the minimum knowledge of music theory at level 10, and there are many people who don’t even know the quadratic score.
Zhuo Yang did not take the exam for the serious amateur level 10, but that was only his level in the second grade of elementary school.
"That's right." Liu Guoliang nodded: "The factory and mining enterprises in our country who are well-produced in mass sports, their internal table tennis champion is equivalent to the piano level 10."
"Your Ronaldo is just in the third and fourth grade, fourth and fifth grade. It's okay to throw it into our Chinese factory, bullying female workers who play table tennis, but there are so many men who can destroy him."
Zhuo Yang was shocked: "Fuck, so exaggerated? He is one of the best table tennis players in the football world. He won't be like this, right?"
"Brother, how do you think the title of "Table Tennis Kingdom" in China came into being? How do you think the Chinese table tennis team's invincible sports foundation came into being? It is these billions of table tennis enthusiasts who have accumulated a lot of People like me.”
"Brother, it's not that my brother said to you. There are many people in China who can't play table tennis, but this is the first time I see someone like you who can't play table tennis. Hey, brother Julius, you can play table tennis
Ball?"
Xiaotong smiled and said, "I have a long rubber on the horizontal plate forehand, so I can't beat it well."
Chapter completed!