Chapter 213 I despise the handsome guy list very much
In fact, if you look carefully, you will find that the differences in appearance between people from various European countries are quite obvious. Especially in Spain and Portugal on the Iberian Peninsula, people who often walk in Europe can recognize them at a glance. It is impossible to accurately describe the two-toothed people in words.
The difference between it and the Italians and the native French is indeed easy to distinguish. Westerners call this difference "Latin taste".
As the gateway between Europe and Africa, the Iberian Peninsula has been invaded and ruled by foreigners many times in history. The Celts, Carthaginians, Cartagos, Romans, Arabs, and later the Ottomans, so Iberia
The ancestry of the inhabitants of the Asian Peninsula is very mixed, and it has been very mixed since their ancestors.
The people here even have black African ancestry. Their bronze skin is not due to sun exposure, but comes from the genes of their ancestors.
In the eyes of the Chinese, the Spaniards, the British, and the Germans are all white, but in white circles, let alone the 'white supremacist' Germanic, Celtic, and Anglo-Saxon races, even their bloodline is also impure.
Italy and Greece do not regard Spanish and Portuguese people as serious white people.
In fact, most Spaniards have far less white skin than East Asian yellow people. Yellow people are not yellow. "Yellow" is just a term used by white people to classify people. On the contrary, Spaniards have inherited the advantage of white people with large pores.
Her skin is too rough to look at. Not to mention the Chinese girls, Zhuo Yang is absolutely fair and tender and beautiful in the Barcelona team.
Whether we love white or not! It has nothing to do with us whether we are white or black, but the rich ancestry of the Spaniards has created their unique aesthetics. Spanish men’s faces are generally longer, and they are not as long as Su Dongpo’s. A tear of lovesickness last year will be shed today.
The level of cheekbones makes Zhuo Yang look like what the Chinese commonly call a 'horse face'.
And Zhuo Yang has a standard East Asian and Chinese face, neither too long nor too short, just right, with sword-shaped eyebrows, starry eyes, and a nose as bold as a hanging nose. The sky is full and the earth is round. It is not easy to describe a man as "beautiful", but Zhuo Yang's appearance should be very popular among Chinese people.
The type of man, full of masculinity, can be called 'handsome'. However, he obviously does not meet the Spanish aesthetic.
"Football Man" magazine initially selected the 'Top Ten Handsome Guys' through readers' voting. Later, it was found that the competition was fierce and the difference in votes was not large, so it finally launched the 'Top Ten Handsome Guys'.
There is no Zhuo Yang in the top ten, and there is still no him in the top fifteen. What? I can't even be ranked in the top fifteen? Then look at the handsome guys on the list, Zhuo Yang is directly impressed by the Spanish aesthetics
Deep contempt.
The first place is Gerard Pique. Well, although Xiaojie’s face is a bit longer, he doesn’t look shabby, and his height of 194 cm is very advantageous.
Second place, Xabi Alonso. Well, having a long face is not a disadvantage...
The third place is Osvaldo, the Argentine striker who plays for Espanyol. What the hell is this? Apart from his long face, how is he as good-looking as me?
Torres, those freckles on the horse's face, are you the reincarnation of an angel who loves to count stars?
Fifth place, Cesc Fabregas. Pfft——, are you kidding me?
Although "Football Man" is very authoritative, almost all of its readers are Spanish, so this selection is completely based on Spanish aesthetic tastes. Among the fifteen people, they are either Spanish players and coaches, or they are in La Liga.
The foreign players and coaches he plays for are all "Latin-flavored" people.
Ten Spanish internationals and national youth players, plus Guardiola, who is ranked tenth. Barcelona has four. In addition to Pique, there are also eight-ranked Calabash and Bo Yang. So even if he treats guests to steak, Zhuo Yang still has
I don't like Villa. How can you dare to be ranked eighth? With short legs, can you breathe fire or absorb water?
Cristiano Ronaldo is ranked sixth, and Zhuo Yang estimates that he is on the list because of his long face. Mourinho's face is not long enough, so he only fell to fifteenth.
Either don't comment, if you want to comment, just praise it. Zhuo Yang was furious when he saw this list. He showed it to Kou Kou in dissatisfaction and asked her to give her a fair word. As expected, Her Highness the Princess knows the goods, Kou Kou
He said categorically: "All of them put together, not a single hair of Brother Zhuoyang's hair is as good-looking as that of Brother Zhuoyang. I swear."
Can Coco lie? Can she say something wrong? Absolutely! Yes! No! Can! Can!
So when reporters stopped Zhuo Yang and asked him to comment on this selection, he was not polite at all.
"As long as you are happy! Just Jiang, I'm very busy."
Perhaps "Football Player" magazine also felt that this selection was very narrow and could easily become a joke for people in other places. After two days of lively discussion, it quickly took it off the shelves and stopped hyping the list with great fanfare.
It's obvious, Zhuo Yang won't mention it, those recognized handsome men in world football, such as Beckham, Kaká, Santa Cruz, Raul, Nesta, Meng Er, Inzaghi, Loew,
Klose, wait a minute, none of these people are on the list, which means that this list is completely unconvincing. None of the above has a good face, who are you going to find reason for?
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The most handsome guy in football today, what an awesome title this is! Gerard Pique is so high-spirited that he doesn't care even if Zhuo Yang laughs at him for being a human being.
"Mortal, have you ever seen a vase that is 1.94 meters tall?"
Zhuo Yang curled his lips: "In China, let alone 1.94 meters, there are large vases of two or three meters everywhere. There are more than dogs. What's so strange!" Super large vases mean 'peace and safety' in China.
, many companies, hotels, and even government departments like to display such a pair.
"Really? I like China, and I like you too, mortal." Xiaojie was still smiling happily.
"Open your mouth and let me see... grow bigger." Zhuo Yang gestured to him seriously. Xiaojie didn't know why, so he became obedient and opened the handsome boy's big mouth.
"Like! Very similar!"
"Like what?"
"When I was in my hometown, we had a hot pot restaurant, and there was a pair of cloisonne as tall as you in the foyer. Then I thought about cleaning it, but more than a hundred kilograms of cigarette butts came out. You look so much like that.
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Xiaojie: "..."
"You are jealous, mortal."
"I've even seen a couple pour out more than 200 kilograms of phlegm."
"Ugh——, it's so disgusting. Mortals, you and I are all friends."
"When I poured it out, the more than 200 kilograms couldn't be broken at all. They stuck together and were very stiff."
"Well--"
"I've seen a couple..."
"Stop, stop, stop! Boss, you are the boss, you are Mr. Zhuo, please stop talking. Uh-"
"Excellent!" Zhuo Yang clasped his fists: "When you and Shakira get married, do you want me to give you a pair? Gold wire inlaid with jade and red glaze, it's festive. Put it in your bedroom, one throws a cigarette butt.
,one……"
Chapter completed!