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Chapter 99 Monkey wine is ready

"Line up! Come one by one, everyone has it!

There are no ones who don’t line up!" Zhang Lang shouted loudly while standing on the high platform.

Seeing that Zhang Lang really didn't give everyone a drink when he didn't line up, these old men finally surrendered and lined up right away.

Zhang Lang gave each of them half a bowl of wine.

"Do more! When did your wolf cub become so stingy?" The old man of the Yang family shouted dissatisfiedly.

"That's right, the wolf cub is getting more and more stingy now!"

"Tell me, your big director, what do you think of a stingy person?"

The words of the old man from the Yang family resonated with everyone, and everyone protested.

Seeing that it was about to arouse public anger, Zhang Lang hurriedly shouted loudly: "My dear masters! This monkey wine is no better than those collected in the wild!

This is made by ourselves in high-grade wine. We add many precious medicinal materials to it at a time and cannot drink too much. At most, two taels will happen if we have more than one, there will be a problem!"

"Really? You can't fool us!"

"That's right, I see that you wolf cub is just stingy and don't want to give us more drinks!"

The old man of the Yang family and the old man of the Dong family continued to instigate everyone's emotions.

There is only one purpose, that is, to drink more wine.

"Old Master Yang, why don't you come up and try it? Just drink one or two more wine, and your nose will spit blood!" Zhang Lang knew that if these old naughty boys were not completely convinced, something might happen in the future.

Once these wines are ready, they will be distributed to the villagers.

It is impossible for the village to only give two taels of wine each time, at least once they have to give them a portion of one month.

If they don’t let them know that this time, these old kids and old naughty boys will really dare to ask Zhang Lang to finish drinking, and drink half a pound at a time!

That would be dead!

"Just give it a try!"

The old man from the Yang family walked up to the stage with his head raised.

"We've agreed! Can't you rely on me if you bleed your nose after a while?" Zhang Langyou reminded me.

"It's not bad for you! If it's okay, what do you say?"

"If you're fine, this barrel of wine is yours!

The old men here each have a bucket of monkey wine!”

"Okay! This is what you said by yourself, everyone heard it!" The old man of the Yang family was afraid that Zhang Lang would not admit it, so he repeated it loudly.

"Don't worry! When did I, Zhang Lang, never count?" Zhang Lang smiled and took another half bowl of wine to the old man of the Yang family, looking almost two taels.

The old man of the Yang family said it very righteously. When the matter was about to come, he was a little hesitant and asked with a bowl on his back: "There is no life threatening, right?"

"No, at most, the whole body is hot and the nosebleeds are just bleeding!"

"Old man Yang, are you scared? Are you afraid? Come down quickly and change me!" The old man from the Dong family shouted below.

"Who said I was afraid? I was never afraid of the Japanese bayonet back then!" After being agitated by the old man of the Dong family, the old man of the Yang family poured the wine into his stomach.

"I've finished drinking, isn't that okay?

I knew that your wolf cub was a lie! You are stingy, and you can't drink too much to fool people!" After drinking, the old man of the Yang family felt fine and started shouting.

"Don't worry! You have to give it some time..." Zhang Lang smiled.

Before Zhang Lang finished speaking, the old man of the Yang family couldn't stand it anymore.

"So hot! So hot!" The old man of the Yang family started taking off his clothes while shouting.

Two lines of blood also flowed out of the nose.

"Shui! Give me some water quickly! I'm so thirsty!" The old man of the Yang family not only sprayed blood from his nose, but began to sweat all over.

The old men who were still talking in the audience kept silent!

He looked at the old man of the Yang family who was bare-handed and still shouting hot in surprise.

"Wolf cub, think of a solution quickly, don't have any accidents!" Zhang Lang's grandfather shouted anxiously.

"Grandpa is fine! I'll get some nosebleeds and it'll be fine after a while!" Zhang Lang comforted with a smile.

Zhang Lang won’t take action even if he has a solution. He deserves to suffer if you make trouble.

If you suffer some pain, you will be honest in the future.

Besides, the old man of the Yang family is not suffering. How do others know that they can’t drink too much of this wine?

"Wolf cub, you'd better think of a solution! You see, Lao Yang has shed so much blood, so what happens!" Zhang Lang's grandfather also began to worry.

After talking for a while, the old man of the Yang family shed almost half a bowl of blood.

It couldn't be blocked at all, so I pinched my nose and blood came out of my mouth.

Moreover, the old man of the Yang family took off all his body and only had big shorts left.

"It's okay, it's a good thing for Mr. Yang to have some nosebleeds! Although this is a bit painful, it is also considered a detoxification process, and all the blood is gone!

It only benefits the body, no harm!

If you drink a little more, you won’t say it! It’s really possible that your life will be in danger!” Zhang Lang explained to his grandfather with a smile.

"Oh! Lao Yang is so embarrassed now!"

"Yes! I guess Lao Yang will not dare to go out for a while!"

The old man of the Yang family stood on the stage and jumped around in a hot mood, feeling in tears.

If I had known, why did I have to teach this with the wolf cub?

Dry heat causes heat in the body, and taking off clothes is useless.

In fact, running can alleviate the heat without taking off your clothes.

But Zhang Lang deliberately tortured the old man of the Yang family, in order to kill the chicken to warn the monkey, so he did not mention this matter.

Let the old man of the Yang family run naked on the stage.

After more than two hours of trouble, the medicine in the wine passed.

"Wolf cub, wait for me!" The old man of the Yang family left a sentence and ran away with his clothes in his arms.

That speed is not worse than that of young people.

"Good guy, it seems that what the wolf cub said is indeed correct. Look at Lao Yang's speed! He is getting older!" The old man from the Dong family was not worried about the excitement and joked on the side.

"It's true, I remember that Lao Yang was injured when he was young, and his legs were not very straightforward! Why can't I see it at all?" The old man from the Tian family also smiled.

"Or why don't you try it too? I remember you don't have old cold legs?" The old man from the Dong family encouraged him.

"If you want to try it, try it yourself! My old cold legs have been cured by the wolf cub's wife!" The old man from the Tian family was not fooled.

"Okay! Everyone, after tasting, our monkey wine has been brewed successfully!

However, everyone has seen it. You can’t drink too much. The old man of the Yang family is in good health. If he catches up with the one with a bad physique, it’s not a nosebleed! If he doesn’t get it right, he will explode!

So let’s count, and each person over the age of 18 gives you six kilograms of monkey wine every month!”

"Why are you under the age of eighteen?" A villagers watching the fun in the audience asked loudly.

"If you are under the age of 18 or underage, what kind of wine will you drink?" Zhang Lang cursed with a smile.

"Master Wolf, although I am not eighteen years old, I have children. How do I calculate it? Can I get the wine?" someone shouted again.

"It's easy to deal with. If you are pregnant before marriage, you will be fined 1,000. You will be fined at the village department tomorrow!"

The person who was shouting just now was silent and ran away in shame.
Chapter completed!
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