Chapter four hundred and forty seventh wine table
"Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha! Secretary Zheng, Jiang can let you get rid of miserable things!" Secretary Yan slapped the table and laughed.
"Haha............ Ha! The new leather shoes have cracked! What a finishing touch!" Mayor Qian also laughed.
"Hehehe...hehehe! Hehe...hehe...hehehe! You are not good people!" Secretary-General Yu laughed so hard that his flowers were trembling, and he cursed with a shy smile.
Others beat their chests, and some even laugh and cry.
Zhang Lang was also laughing. He was not laughing because the jokes Zheng Aiguo said seemed to be laughing at the various officialdoms at the wine table.
Secretary Zheng finished his speech as the guest of the main speech, and then it was the main person who accompanied Secretary Yan of Bincheng Committee.
Secretary Yan was very steady. When everyone was almost smiling, he said slowly: "Secretary Zheng just now told a joke about Chiang Kai-shek, and I also followed the footsteps of the leader and told a joke about Chiang Kai-shek!"
"Cheng Chiang's wife is known as the four beauties of the Republic of China, which has attracted everyone's covetousness.Cheng Chiang also knows that many people are thinking about his wife and bring them wherever they go. On this day, Chiang Chiang is going to the front line to express condolences, and it is really inconvenient to take his wife with him, so he asked his wife to take care of the three people he trusted the most.
These three people are: He Yingqin, Zhang Zhizhong, and Dai Li.
Before leaving, Lao Jiang was still worried, so he quietly placed a blade in his wife's private parts.
A few days later, Lao Jiang came back from the front line and immediately checked the blades in his wife's private parts, but when he saw that the blades turned into pieces.
Chiang Kai-shek suppressed the anger in his heart and invited He Yingqin, Zhang Zhizhong and Dai Li to take a bath.
In the bathhouse, everyone met frankly, and saw that Zhang Zhizhong's descendants were cut off. Jiang was secretly angry, "You Zhang Zhizhong, I trust you so much!" Please wait for me!"
Looking at Dai Li again, only a thin layer of skin is left behind in the roots of his descendants, and Lao Jiang became even more angry! You are my student, and my wife is your teacher’s wife. What is the ethics?
Let’s see that He Yingqin’s descendants are intact! Old Jiang was moved and grabbed He Yingqin’s hand, “Respect it! My good helper! You’re better to treat me!”
He Yingqin felt a little guilty and happy, and opened his mouth as if he was talking, "Aba························································································"
When Old Jiang saw this, he was stunned and saw that He Yingqin's tongue was cut into rotten strips!
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"Haha! Lao Yan, I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it! You look so hypocritical and you are so arrogant!" Mayor Qian smiled as he slapped the table.
"A group of old hooligans!" Secretary-General Yu cursed, not knowing what he remembered, and gave Secretary Yan a blank look and his pretty face turned red.
"Okay! OK! Lao Yan said it well! But it would be even better to replace Zhang Zhizhong with Bai Chongxi!" Secretary Zheng commented with a laugh.
"Yes...Yes! You see, my political awareness still needs to be improved!" Secretary Yan slapped himself in the mouth.
When telling jokes, you must also be politically aware. Some leaders cannot just joke around. Grandpa Bi suffered this loss in the future.
Lao Jiang, He Yingqin, Dai Li, and Bai Chongxi are all the Kuomintang, so it’s okay to use it as a joke.
Zhang Zhizhong is a patriotic general and a national leader.
After the founding of the People's Republic of China, Lieutenant General Zhang Zhi served as vice chairman of the Northwest Military and Political Committee, vice chairman of the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress, vice chairman of the National Defense Committee of the People's Republic of China, member of the National Committee of the CPPCC, and vice chairman of the Central Committee of the Kuomintang Revolutionary Committee of the Chinese Kuomintang.
Therefore, he used Zhang Zhizhong to take certain political risks, and Zheng Aiguo also reminded him with kindness.
"Haha! It's not about political awareness! It's just a little bit of my personal feelings towards Lieutenant General Zhang Zhi! Everyone is telling jokes! So many things to pay attention to!" Secretary Yan made a decision, picked up the wine glass and drank it all.
The so-called "one-drink" is a generous look. In fact, it is this glass of wine that will only be the second one tonight.
But no one dared to be serious with Secretary Zheng, and the leader would give him face if he sucked.
"Thank you! Secretary Zheng's love! I'm talking nonsense! I'll drink this glass of wine with everyone!" Secretary Yan picked up the cup of three or three and fucked it.
He cannot help but be grateful for Zheng Aiguo's maintenance. Zheng Aiguo said, "Everyone tells jokes and jokes! So many things to pay attention to!" As long as Zheng Aiguo is on stage for a day, no one dares to use what he is doing today.
With Secretary Zheng’s attribution, everyone began to compliment Secretary Yan. After all, Secretary Yan was their immediate boss and the boss of Bincheng, so naturally he had to flatter him.
After a few more people finished talking about the joke, it was finally Zhang Lang's turn.
"Xiao Zhang! It's your turn! Tell everyone one!" Zheng Aiguo pointed out.
"Okay! I'm not very good at speaking, so I'll tell you a joke I've heard.
It is said that there is a family in the village. The daughter-in-law is mute but skillful. The father-in-law is a blind man. But he loves to inquire about things. On this day, the male owner went out to work.
Only the blind father-in-law and the mute daughter-in-law were left at home. Suddenly, he heard someone set off firecrackers in the village. The father-in-law's love of inquiries could not help but feel in a hurry.
‘Wife! What are you doing outside? Are you whipping and gongs and drums?’
My daughter-in-law is a mute, and although she knows what it is, she can't speak! If it weren't for her skillful and skillful daughter-in-law, she walked behind her father-in-law and touched her father-in-law's butt with her butt.
‘Oh! Get engaged!’
The old man was still not satisfied and continued to ask: "Whose family is getting engaged?"
The daughter-in-law thought for a while, grabbed her father-in-law's hand and placed it on her chest.
‘Oh! Second Grandma’s house!’
My father-in-law's curiosity came up, and he couldn't stop the car. He continued to inquire: 'Which daughter is you talking about?'
The daughter-in-law grabbed her father-in-law's hand and wiped it under her.
‘Oh! Feng!’
My father-in-law was a little addicted to inquiries, "Is it the boy who got engaged to Feng that second grandma's house?"
The daughter-in-law was a little impatient and raised her foot and kicked her father-in-law.
‘Oh! Oh! It turns out it’s Erdanzi!’”
"puff!"
"puff!"
Several people who were drinking water sprayed out directly.
"Xiao Zhang, you are so humble! You are still saying that you can't tell jokes! If you dare to tell these jokes a few years ago, you must arrest you as a hooligan!" Zheng Aiguo laughed and drank the wine in front of him.
Chapter completed!