Chapter 70 Eddie's Chinese Friend
Eddie was suddenly moved by the goddess, and was at a loss. She didn't hold the beer bottle in her hand, and the bottle was thrown off her hand and fell to the ground.
He grabbed the bottle of wine before it landed on the ground and stuffed it into his hand.
With such a fast reaction speed, Eddie looked in the direction of this hand and found that he was a tall and strong Asian man with a cat.
Europeans and Americans are generally face-blind to Asians, and Jiang Xun looks quite ordinary, Eddie did not recognize him as the so-called boyfriend posted by Su Xiaolu on Facebook photos.
"Thank you, if you don't mind, you can sit with us." Eddie said to the man.
He attended the dance alone, without a dance partner, but brought an obese blue cat. He couldn't dance with the cat, right?
Eddie invited him out of his sympathy for the single.
Jiang Xun saw Eddie's fat face and was a little surprised that it turned out to be this guy.
He looked at the time again and found that there was still some time before the dance party ended. He greeted the ancestor of the bastard who guided him in his heart.
md, that bastard not only pointed him in the wrong direction, but also turned his time to him.
So he replied to Su Xiaoxiang, sat down with the fat Eddie, and prepared to have a drink.
Jiang Xun read Eddie's report in the news in his previous life and recognized him through photos on the news. This little fat man who looked harmless would be arrested by FBI for endangering national security in 10 years.
Eddie appears to be a stupid otakus who is professional in computer science, but behind his back he is a top hacker.
It is not surprising that being a hacker who is a professional computer major is not very surprising, but Eddie is different.
Eddie is a talent, a Wolong-level talent.
Jiang Xun’s definition of talent is that talent can be low or handsome, but it must be sexy.
Eddie has a baby face and is fat, wearing black-framed glasses as thick as the bottom cover of a beer bottle. She looks like a large dementia child with an overweight body, but this guy is extremely introverted behind his back.
One of the things he is most famous for when he was 15 years old, he was dissatisfied with the large-scale movie starring a sexy actress whom he liked was ranked by the Film Association for NC-17 and was criticized for playing adult films on TV stations.
nc-17 is a restricted video that is strictly prohibited from entering theaters to watch under the age of 17.
Eddie was so angry that he thought it was an art film, and the guys from the Film Association were just a bunch of bastards.
In order to punish this group of stubborn guys, he hacked the camera of the lover's house, the president of the Film Association, collected a large amount of material, and edited it into a short film.
Because the old guy, the president of the film association, had a short time every time, Eddie collected materials for several months and only took half an hour to make up.
Then he hacked several large TV stations and replaced the live broadcast of the Film Association awards at the end of the year with a public execution of the president.
This guy was not caught at that time. It was not until many years later that Eddie was arrested by FBI that the truth of the case emerged.
Jiang Xun became friends with Eddie in a glass of wine, but he found that Eddie was actually peeking at Su Xiaolu. He was originally going to pick up the bottle of wine on the ground to sober up the guy.
Then he forgave this guy after he noticed that Eddie's eyes were just simple longing and there was nothing unclean. He still had this tolerance.
Like Nuonuo, he started dating in kindergarten and had more than 100 boyfriends, and his ex-boyfriend could form a strengthening rank. Later, his fiancée ran away with another man, and Caesar also forgave her.
The eldest son of Gattuso's house is really generous.
It is known that Kegatusosa has long hair like gold, and the sea water in his hometown of Botaofino is blue. Caesar has liked swimming since he was a child and has been soaking in the sea all year round. What color is Caesar's hair color?
Answer: Elementary School Art tells us that yellow plus blue equals green.
"Eddie, you're peeking at that girl, right?" Jiang Xun put down the bottle of wine in his hand and said to Eddie.
"No, I didn't, you read it wrong." Eddie quickly withdrew his gaze and negated it for three consecutive times.
"That girl is really beautiful, but when I saw her sitting there alone, why didn't anyone invite her to dance?" Jiang Xun asked in confusion.
"Do you think Su Xiaoxiang? She is a Chinese student. Tonight, many guys who think they are excellent invited her, but none of them succeeded. Those idiots have the courage to be praised, but they are not qualified to dance with the princess at all." Eddie said disdainfully.
Jiang Xun poured himself a glass of amber rum again.
He originally thought that the wine made from sugarcane juice was sweet, but he didn't taste the sweetness, but felt that the bitterness was a bit heavy.
Among the otakus, a young man who knows wine told him that the bottle of wine was produced in Martinique.
Although rum is fermented and brewed using sugar cane juice as raw material, the sucrose and fructose in the sugar cane juice have been converted into alcohol during the fermentation process. Similarly, gin, vodka and tequila are fermented with sugar as raw material, but they are not sweet either, so generally speaking, newly brewed rum has no sweetness.
The reason why some rums taste sweet is because the winery adds extra sweeteners such as sugar or honey. The Martinique Island law prohibits the addition of extra sweeteners, so this bottle of wine has no sweetness.
After taking a few sips, Jiang Xun felt good. The wine tasted very mellow, with oak, vanilla and a faint fruity aroma.
Jiang Xun put down his cup, looked at Eddie and asked, "Friend, I want to invite that beautiful girl to dance a dance. Do you think I can succeed?"
Jiang Xun's honest face can easily make people feel good. Eddie has already regarded him as a friend and can't bear to see his miserable appearance after being rejected, but he also feels that what he said can easily hurt the friend's self-confidence, so he hesitated for a moment and said, "Good luck."
He has already begun to want to comfort this Chinese friend's lines.
"Thank you for your blessings. I think I will definitely succeed. Please help me take care of my cat."
Jiang Xun put the Toad Dragon on the ground, grabbed a bottle of unopened spirits on the table, opened the bottle with one hand, drank it all in one go, and then walked towards Su Xiaoxuan.
If Eddie knew Chinese, he would probably have a sentence in his mind: Drinking to make cowards brave.
However, drinking can muster the courage to chat with the girl you like and then be rejected is the norm in life, and it is very common in the cultures of various countries.
"It's okay to help you take care of your cat, but don't be too sad later. You are so strong. If you are drunk, I am a fat man who lacks exercise. "Eddie sighed, bent down and hugged the Toad Dragon who was ready to turn into a blue cat. As a result, he used the energy to feed his breasts, but the Toad Dragon still didn't move.
Eddie looked at his hands and poked the fat on his arms, wondering if he had been masturbating too much, causing his body to be hollowed out.
Toad Dragon glanced at the guy with contempt and jumped onto the chair.
The metal-made floor chair made an overwhelming sound. The toad dragon smelled the scent of the food on the table, swallowed, and showed cuteness to the otakus.
The rebellion of the Dragon Clan has completely put down the dignity of the Dragon Clan Duke. He blinked his magnificent golden eyes, acted shamelessly and made a meowing sound.
The otakus was instantly transformed into a crazy way to stuff food to him. The toad dragon, who turned into a cat, ate the stupid human tribute slowly, and his eyes were already glancing on another table.
The girls at that table were looking at him with anticipation, trying to press his furry head against their chests and stroke them.
Toad Dragon is not interested in these strange human women at all. He prefers delicious food. After returning to the world, he discovered that there are so many delicious foods in this world.
He felt that this world ruled by humans did not seem that bad either.
After Toad Dragon was about to finish the table, he went to the girl's table. He was very confident about his current furry appearance. With his experience, women were far better than men.
Jiang Xun walked to Su Xiaoxuan, bowed and stretched out his hand, "Miss Su, can I dance with you?"
Chapter completed!