On a cold winter night, Jiang Xun, who was lying on the bed in the dormitory, glanced at his cell phone. He sent a message to the goddess two hours ago, but the goddess still did not reply to him.

She didn't deliberately not reply to my message. She might be running or doing hair, he thought so.

Even so, he was a little sad when he comforted himself. He needed happiness, so he opened League of Legends and ranked in seconds.

According to the law of Conservation of Happyness of Summoner Canyon, the happiness ranking is: Our Yasuo>Enemy Players>Our Teammates.

After choosing Happy Wind Man, no matter what the game wins or loses, Jiang Xun is destined to be the happiest person in the Summoner's Canyon.

However, ordinary teammates do not understand this and will only become worldly and exude fragrance to Yasuo players.

They didn't know that he played Yasuo just to find the joy he had lost for a long time, but his teammates couldn't understand his loneliness through the crowd.

Hypocritical happy man: act reasonably, don’t act recklessly, replenish troops under the tower against the wind, and be like eels in the wind.

The real happy man: Wen can hang up and spray teammates, martial arts can send people's heads across the tower. You can go in one go alone and take five in one go, and you can sit and wait for twenty shots. If you are quiet, you will not see anyone for a hundred years. If you move, you will give you a super god. If you show bravery, you will give you one blood, and you will sell your teammates without looking back. You will go against the wind and waves. How much sorrow can you have? Just like five people, four pits and one fights nine.

Jiang Xun has never been a hypocritical person, so after he squirted back and entered the game, he accompanied Yasuo's classic line: Death is like the wind, always with me. He learned to e at first level, stepped forward and went forward, killed the opponent's tower, and gave him a blood.

The anger of his teammates was expressed through passages of words mixed with asterisks and punctuation, while Jiang Xun replied at the speed of light with his own Zuan's special pianist horse hunter.

You ask me what Yasuo is?

Now I will tell you that the tower that teammates cannot win is more and more, and I am Yasuo. Also, listen well, I will give it to what teammates dare not give it to me, and I will give it to me, so I will give it to me, so I will give it to me, so I will give it to me, so I will give it to me, so I will give it to me, so I will give it to me first and then shoot it, the system license is Yasuo!

Hasaki!

Seven minutes later, every step that Jiang Xun had a 0-11 record, Yasuo was surrounded by his teammates' yellow question marks.

But so what?

As long as he e-e fast enough, his teammates' question marks will not catch up with him. He will move forward with the wind, and the question marks will keep ringing behind him.

Originally, Jiang Xun was about to keep going happy, but when he was 0-21, he showed off his dog card and checked in and got off work.

The special concern of QQ on mobile phone suddenly sounded. He quickly threw away his mouse and picked up his phone, allowing Yasuo, who had originally entered a bunch of enemies with residual blood, to stand in place and be beaten. His record became 0-12, and his teammates further autistic.

The goddess replied that she wanted to eat the pancakes from Ximen of the school.

Jiang Xun looked at the heavy snow outside the window. Without any hesitation, he turned over to the bed and took a down jacket, and prepared to go to the food street at the west gate of the school.

As a result, I accidentally stepped on a book called "Dragon Clan" on the bed ladder and fell directly from the ladder. I kowtowed to the corner of the stool, and suddenly I kowtowed my head and bloodied.

He lay on the ground and struggled to get up, but he couldn't even lift his fingers, and wanted to call for help but couldn't speak.

Today is the weekend, and the roommates went out to play chess with their boyfriends or girlfriends, leaving him alone to stay in the empty room. I guess when they come back the next day, they will see his body lying in a pool of solidified blood.

With blood loss, his consciousness became more and more blurred. At the last moment before his consciousness dissipated, he saw that because his fountain was hanging up, his teammates turned around and even gave him a thumbs up, which made him leave the world with unhappiness.

Buddha said: You won’t die if you lick your dog.

So he licked Goujiang and sought death.

But perhaps God pity him and gave him a chance to do it again. Jiang Xun opened his eyes and sat on a moving bus.

He took out a flip phone from his pocket, which showed the time: May 10, 2009.

He's back 11 years ago?

At this time, a text message happened to be sent over. He clicked on it and read it:

Axun, thank you for taking me to take the TOEFL some time ago. My aunt was very happy and rewarded me with a huge sum of money. Do you want to come to Longteng Internet Cafe to play the Stars together? I have already purchased the Internet fee and nutrition express.

From: Lu Mingfei.

Lu Mingfei? Isn’t that the three-headed dog that licks dogs, defeats dogs and self-destructs plug-in dogs, the male lead in the masterpiece of the dog lick writer Jiang Nan’s masterpiece "The Dragon Clan"?

Who is kidding him?

But after the phone stopped, I saw the strange face on the screen, and a lot of memories poured into Jiang Xun's mind, Shilan Middle School, Lu Mingfei, Chu Zihang, Su Xiaoxuan...

He had to accept a reality. He traveled through time and traveled to the world of the dragon clan, becoming the classmate of the male protagonist Lu Mingfei, an orphan named Jiang Xun.

Snakeskin monster?

Yasuo is called an orphan hero by League of Legends players, so the time travelers who play Yasuo are not worthy of having parents?

Damn!

The angry Jiang Xun slapped on an elastic object, enjoying the smoothness and feeling excellent. He couldn't help but pinch it again.

"Jiang Xun!"

An angry voice sounded in Jiang Xun's ears, someone was calling his name. He turned his head in the direction of the sound and saw a beautiful mixed-race girl staring at her beautiful big eyes and glaring at him with anger.

The girl was wearing a white top with a red Scottish plaid skirt, and a pair of thin gray stockings on her legs outlined her youthful and energetic figure, while Jiang Xun's hands were placed on her round and slender thighs.

As a simple teenager, this stocking is expensive by judging the feel, elasticity and texture of the stockings.

The owner of this stocking is Jiang Xun's classmate at Shilan Middle School, and the school beauty Su Xiaoxiang, nicknamed Little Tianniu.

Jiang Xun's brain was running at high speed in a short period of time, and his forehead was sweating.

He put his hands on the girl's thigh. Although he was indeed unintentional, it was difficult to explain clearly.

Especially, he not only touched it, but also pinched it. In a sense, this incident has constituted sexual harassment.

Sex - Harassing the little girl is a very dangerous thing. Jiang Xun still remembers that on the day when school started, the little girl Su Xiaoxiang was dressed in a DKny and was sent to the school by a Mercedes-Benz S500. She looked down on the four fields. She didn't find a few classmates who were richer than her family and said goodbye to her father, the mine boss.

This was in 2009, and the mine owner was still very strong.

If Su Xiaoxiang's mine boss' father knew that Jiang Xun had touched his baby daughter's thigh, Jiang Xun's thigh bone and palm bone would be in danger.

Seeing Su Xiaoxuan's anger rising, Jiang Xun was about to find an excuse to explain and pray for forgiveness, but he saw the scene outside the window.

I don’t know when it started, but all other vehicles and pedestrians around the bus disappeared. You can see only the thick gray fog that is beyond your reach.

"Wait a minute, little girl, look outside." Jiang Xun said outside the window.

"Why, do you want to divert your attention? Bastard." Although Su Xiaolu said that, when she saw Jiang Xun's serious eyes, she still looked outside, and couldn't help but exclaim after seeing it.

It was very wrong. Sudden fog appeared not terrible, but the fog could only block the sight and the sound could not be blocked. If Jiang Xun remembered correctly, they should still be in the city center, and there should be a lot of people around.

The other passengers also noticed the strange phenomenon, and the voices in the car became louder and louder. At this time, a shrill scream suppressed all the sounds.

Then came screams one after another, and the passengers in the front row rushed back desperately.

Among the chaotic shouts and screams, Jiang Xun captured words such as monsters, murder, and cannibalism.

Jiang Xun was very tall. He could see the weird guy in the front half of the carriage at a glance after passing the crowd.

The monster was filled with blood splattered around it, and his hands and feet disappeared, turning into sharp claws covered with gray scales similar to those of a crawling creature.

The weird guy stood in the aisle, his eyes as if melting gold were full of doubts, as if wondering why everyone was so scared.

The bus braked urgently, and the passengers in the car ran out of the back door in panic.

Jiang Xun looked at the little girl still stunned, and pulled her out without saying a word.

When he got off the car, he looked back at the weirdo.
Chapter completed!