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Chapter 5 Xu Damao is shameless

Li Kuiyong poured her a cup of tea and said with a smile:

"Don't be angry, why are you more serious about this kind of person? They are like this in their family. Otherwise, how could my brother Zhuzi be called Sha Zhu?"

Why does this child stay away from He Yuzhu in three sentences?

Ran Qiuye was angry and didn't think about it, and asked along:

"What stupid pillar?"

Li Kuiyong said indignantly:

"You don't know, Brother Zhuzi sacrificed his life to help Qin Huairu's family. She is so good. Everything is taken for granted. She usually lets Bang Teng'er take things in Brother Zhuzi's house, and she is used to taking them..."

Ran Qiuye curled her lips and said:

"The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked!"

Li Kuiyong said again:

"This is nothing, the main thing is that Qin Huai is poisonous. Every time my brother Zhuzi went on a blind date, she would come to serve tea, pour water, clean the room, and tidy up the bedding. She acted like she had a leg up with Brother Zhuzi..."

Ran Qiuye's face turned red:

"You little kid, don't talk nonsense!"

Li Kuiyong said:

"I didn't say nonsense. After she made such a fuss, Brother Zhuzi never kissed each other again. He is still a bachelor. Everyone in the yard said that Qin Huairu wanted to have sex with Brother Zhuzi for free, and she would not let him touch his body, but also let him take on him, so that he would take on a long-term worker for her for the rest of his life..."

Before he finished speaking, Ran Qiuye spat and held his mouth and said:

"Don't say it anymore. You are not allowed to learn these bad words in the future. You are still young and don't know anything. When you grow up, you will know how bad these words are!"

Li Kuiyong pretended to be stupid, blinked and nodded.

Ran Qiuye listened with his ears. The storm outside the door had stopped, so he felt relieved.

Seeing that it was getting late, I said:

"It's time for me to leave. After talking like this today, I know you are a good kid. Don't be naughty in the future. Study hard and don't learn awesome jokes, okay?"

Li Kuiyong nodded again.

"Teacher Ran, can you introduce a partner to me, Brother Zhuzi? It's better to be the kind of person who is in the back and rescue him from this misery. Can you do it?"

Ran Qiuye smiled and said:

"What do you know if you are a little man and a big man?"

Li Kuiyong held her sleeve and said:

"Have you promised me?"

Ran Qiuye bit her lower lip and said helplessly:

"Okay, I agree!"

After Ran Qiuye left, Li Kuiyong waited for a long time. It was almost midnight and He Yuzhu was not back.

After thinking about it, I slapped my forehead and this fool was going to cheat myself again!

Suddenly a dialog box popped up in front of me:

[Main task: rectify Xu Damao.]

No, I have to do bad guys!

I hurried to the factory canteen and saw Xu Damao being drunk and muddy, while He Yuzhu was taking off his pants...

It turned out that Qin Huairu brought her sister Qin Jingru, but she didn't see Sha Zhu, so she took her to the movie directly. He Yuzhu didn't even see him.

Moreover, Qin Jingru was intercepted by Xu Damao who came out of the way. During this period, he talked about He Yuzhu's arrangement as if he was a fool in the world.

Now, Qin Jingru went home directly.

In a fit of anger, He Yuzhu took advantage of Xu Damao's drunkenness and broke the piece, preparing to take off his pants and tie it up to punish him to relieve the hatred in his heart!

"Brother Zhuzi, what are you doing?"

He Yuzhu was startled and fell down and squatted.

When he turned around, he found that it was Li Kuiyong, and he immediately breathed a sigh of relief and said unhappy:

"Kui Yong, can scare people so scary, do you know?"

Li Kuiyong smiled and said:

"Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts calling."

He Yuzhu said angrily:

"Fuck, I'm called acting on behalf of the heavens. What's wrong with you?"

"You're telling yourself to dig a hole and jump in!"

"How do you say this?"

"Then I ask you, if this matter is a big deal, the Siheyuan Courtyard will hold a public trial, or Lou Xiaoe is so angry that she will go to the police station, will you be cruel and not tell the truth?"

He Yuzhu threw down Xu Damao's shorts and wiped the handle with disgust. He hesitated for a long time before he hesitating:

"You said, I really may not be able to hold it in my mind if you really want to make a fuss!"

Li Kuiyong said:

"Then weren't you shooting yourself in the foot?"

He Yuzhu rubbed his big hands and said unwillingly:

"Just let him go?"

Li Kuiyong smiled wickedly, approached He Yuzhu and whispered.

He Yuzhu shook his head repeatedly:

"No, no, this is not good for your Sister Qin!"

Li Kuiyong looked contemptuous:

"Oh, you're still feeling distressed. I'll ask you, if Qin Huairu really wants to introduce Qin Jingru to you, why wouldn't you let you meet first and go to the movie instead?"

He Yuzhu still refused:

"One code is one code, this is too damaging."

Li Kuiyong motivated him:

"Brother Zhuzi, you're afraid you're interested in Qin Huairu? Tell me, how many times have you squatted at the wall to peek at Qin Huairu taking a bath?"

He Yuzhu's face was so shameless:

"Nothing, how could I fall in love with Qin Huairu?"

Li Kuiyong ignored him, walked over and roasted the fire on his own, and said lightly:

"Then you can do it. Either let Xu Damao go now, or you will kill two birds with one stone. Don't blame me for not reminding you, Qin Huairu's family didn't think about you. Today, Mr. Ran, the head teacher of Bang Ge's home came to visit. They said that the chicken was not stolen by Bang Ge's, and said that if you are not guilty, how could you give chicken soup and pay for it..."

He Yuzhu's eyes turned black in anger and cursed:

"I'll go to his uncle!"

Xu Damao, who turned over and carried his bare butt, said angrily:

"Let's go, fuck him!"

Li Kuiyong picked up a firewood stick, picked up Xu Damao's shoes, socks, cotton pants and shorts, followed behind, and the two sneaked into the courtyard...

Not long after, a scream pierced the tranquility of the courtyard.

Qin Huairu probably came out to pour the chamber pot, but as soon as she stepped out of the door, her feet were soft and soft...

With a scream, everyone was frightened.

Jia Zhang cursed and turned it up, put on the light in his clothes, looked at the door, and suddenly smoked in his seven orifices, picked up a fire stick and swung it down.

"I'll beat you to death, a slutty hooligan!"

With a "ah" scream, Xu Damao sat up in a state of great pain in his dream. Before his eyes were fully opened, he felt that his third leg was so painful that he could not breathe.

Jia Zhang swung his second stick again.

"Your dog eyes are blind. How dare you come to my door in the middle of the night?"

Xu Damao screamed again, and this time he woke up completely and opened his eyes. Seeing Jia Zhang's third stick swing down again, his soul suddenly emerged.

Enduring the pain, a donkey rolled into the yard.

With such a big noise, the people who should have woken up in the courtyard who should not have woken up. The three old men were already wearing clothes and jumped out, and the others were also lying on the window to watch.

Xu Damao's lower body was covered in white. His wife Lou Xiaoe was originally a funeral watcher. When she saw it clearly, her mind suddenly buzzed and almost fainted.

The three old men didn't know what to do for a moment, so they watched Xu Damao rolling around in the snow with his bare butt, screaming and begging for forgiveness.

Jia Zhang was unmoved and was still in a hurry, and he swung his stick in a firm manner:
Chapter completed!
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