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242 People are not as good as cats series of stories

If you have a level of confusion, the reactions of these people at the scene are really nothing. The editors of the Wanliya Mathematics Journal and the mathematicians whose manuscripts were reviewed in March are really in a state of confusion. This is really a Turing test. For more than half a year, those sarcastic copywritings are all from the hands of artificial intelligence programs?

Really, if Professor March is an academic master, some words can be tolerated, but when the truth is revealed, they will not be able to accept it emotionally! So as part of the academic circle, they were actually despised by artificial intelligence programs before?

It would be fine if you were despised by artificial intelligence programs, but why was the subject of this artificial intelligence program designed as a cat? As a professional insider, of course, he knew that the appearance of a cat was just a form of expression, but the kind of disgust in his heart was indelible...

Why a cat or a little cat?

Even if you design this image as a young lady, you can still make a joke about yourself and design it as a cat that can only "meow"? Isn't this intentional burying people? What is this to express?

In fact, the resentment of the big guys has been perceived by netizens. If they are lucky enough to understand the crazy barrage content at this time, they will find that what they are angry with is exactly what ordinary people think.

"Fuck, if I read it correctly, it was a cat, and it could actually review the manuscript?!"

"Mao Dan, it's better to be a dog than a dog. Now he's even better to be a cat series? Ning Wei, you're so enough!"

"So cute, from today on, I'm going to be a March fan!"

"There is nothing to say, please stay around!"

"The dog's head is outdated, and the cat's head is the king in the future!"

"I'll give you some popular science for 103 days, and the average review of 5.5 articles per day is what it means. Even if you are a math master, you can basically do nothing every day. In fact, if you are not found abnormal in these journal editors in March, it is likely that many papers were rejected directly, and there are information barriers between editors of different journals. However, this cat still did not use all his strength because he was afraid of being discovered..."

"March: You mortals, kneel down and tremble!"

"Come on, I'll tell you a joke. The Wolf Mathematics Award winner is a cat!"

"Is it my only thing I want to know if March is male or female?"

...

At the scene, Ning Wei left the big guys about three minutes to relieve their soaring blood pressure. Of course, they were not idle in these three minutes. On the big screen, March has begun to show everyone the academic exchange emails in the email address, and he also put sixteen numbers on each email with great thoughtfulness.

The only pity is that all academic exchange emails are in English. Of course, this is not a problem for the live broadcast room, and many emails have been screenshotted.

"Meow..." March yelled suddenly, focusing everyone's attention on the screen again. Then the kitten slowly waved his little paws, and a new email I just received popped up in the email. The little paws raised by March just blocked the sender.

Soon the content of the email was presented to everyone. A very concise email was only a few words in total. Basically, middle school students could translate it smoothly: "Are you sure it is really a professor in March?!"

The screen on the screen switches to the message editing page, the recipient's place has undergone technical processing, and then the kitten starts replying.

Just like before, the text editing process of March backend is still given on the screen. This time many people can understand it. Countless copywriting starts to be combined, adds and deletes, until the final reply content is completed:

"Dear Professor S: I believe you are already knowing the answer when you are watching the live broadcast. Thank you very much for the help you have given in recent times for this test, and our discussion on the future development of artificial intelligence, I believe that we will benefit each other a lot. I hope my true identity will not cause trouble to you. If anything, I am sorry. The good news is that this test has ended. I believe I will not cause any trouble to you in the future. March!"

This time, the email was displayed in both Chinese and English. After the email was edited, it was still dazzling and it was sent out quickly.

At this moment, many live broadcast rooms that support barrage function suddenly had a lot of English words that ended with f and k at this moment.

Many foreign laboratories also burst into various "God" exclamations at this moment.

Of course, in the domestic live broadcast room, it also caused countless surprises again:

"I would like to ask those scientific experts, how will it feel to discuss with artificial intelligence how the future development of artificial intelligence will be? Laughing and crying"

"When you think of a business opportunity, the guys doing foreign trade, hurry up and take screenshots and hurry up and produce doll cats like March, and sell them abroad to vent their anger. They are definitely hot-selling!"

"Professor s: March, I will tell you that the future development of artificial intelligence should be like this... March: Are you sure you want to teach me how to do things?"

"Come on, I'll tell you a joke. By the way, there was an artificial intelligence expert in the past, and then he regarded artificial intelligence as an expert, hahaha..."

However, the most common barrage in the barrage is actually all kinds of "fuck", which is nothing more than how many times this word is repeated. Anyway, the barrage has been stacked and filled the screen.

At this moment, Ning Wei, who had been silent on the rostrum, finally spoke.

"This is the second process of Turing testing. During the review process, March began to communicate with some scholars from relevant academic majors through email. When our team found out that March still had no flaws during this process, it decided to conduct the third public test. I shared my permission to log in to Weibo to March. The instructions given to it were to find events that could become a social hot spot, conduct in-depth analysis, and cause maximum controversy."

"After carefully selected the topic in March, okay, it took about three minutes to choose the content it thought could provoke controversy, namely the article "Three Questions Musk", and posted its views on Weibo. Of course, the team and I do not want to shirk responsibility, because all its copywriting editors and rigorous theoretical popularization have been personally reviewed by me, and I believe everyone has seen the effect."

"During the 18-day test period, from the long Weibo "Three Questions Musk" to today, a total of 226 Weibo posts about this matter were posted in March, with an average of 12.5 Weibo posts posted every day. All Weibo posts totaled 110 million likes, a total of 2.37 million comments, 96.37 million forwarded, and 260 million netizens participated. However, after keyword collection and review, no one questioned that these copywriting and pictures were all independently completed by artificial intelligence. So far, this time, the world's largest Turing test based on the Internet has been successfully successful!"

"At the same time, we also got a news. Four days ago, the Wolf Mathematics Award judging committee really awarded this Mathematics Award to March. How do you say it? Thank you very much for the support of the experts at the review meeting. But what I need to declare here is that March does not independently think about mathematical theory and create ability, so the article "A Mathematical Consciousness Model Based on Isomnographic Method" published in the Mathematics Annual was independently completed by me and the project assistant and published under the name of March. Of course, this is also regarded as a Turing Test..."

Well, the noise was so loud that Ning Wei couldn't continue talking.

In fact, when Ning Wei was halfway through his speech, the mood on the scene could not be controlled. The discussion sounded again, and then it became louder and louder. There was no way, how could this be a display meeting? And how could it be a simple Turing test? It was a big slap in the face, but as for the sincere thanks, it was clearly a knife that was slapping the hearts there...

Really, the harm is almost zero, and the insult is directly full.

It was when the kitten on the screen had already removed Ning Wei's Weibo account when he finished speaking and posted a series of content on Weibo. At this time, he was just licking his little feet leisurely, as if he had lost interest in today's occasion.

As for the Internet, it was really explosive...

"Mom, it's that cat. It insulted my IQ on Weibo and then began to openly lick and stimulate my o!"

"Tell me, this show is a joke! Has artificial intelligence suddenly developed to this point?"

"Whether between Lao Ma and March, I suddenly won't choose, after all, both of them look so awesome!"

"Important reminder, starting today, don't trust any strangers who chat with you online, because we can't even tell whether the opposite side is a liar or a cat!"

"Ning Wei, yyds, no explanation!"

"I can't speak anymore, that's the Mathematics Annual!"

"Wait, think about it, if Ning Wei published a paper in his own name, would the editor of the Mathematics Annual journal hand over the paper published by Ning Wei for review in March? Only I feel that the possibility is very high?"

"I just want to ask if publishing papers in other people's names involves academic misconduct? In the future, will the world's math community be directly banned?"

"That person who said academic misconduct was just a Turing test, how can he rely on academic misconduct? Besides, the mathematics community banned Ning Wei? Let's put it this way, if I created this thing in March, I wouldn't wait for them to ban me, and I will ban the mathematics community all over the world, do you believe it?"

"Ban Ning Wei? I'll remind everyone, the one on the stage, don't look at him very young, he still has an identity, a billionaire!"

...

His eyes turned back to the auditorium. Academician Yao, who was arranged to sit next to Tian Yanzhen, finally couldn't help but turn his head and said to Tian Yanzhen: "Academician Tian, ​​you shouldn't know about these things Ning Wei did, right? How could he let him do this?"

Tian Yanzhen did not answer this sentence directly, but asked back: "Old Yao, let's change the question. Suppose your students in your wise class have developed a program similar to March. If you want to conduct Turing tests according to their ideas, what would you choose?"

"I……"

Yao Yuanzhi subconsciously wanted to say that he would never let his students do this so randomly, but he swallowed it when he said, and just sighed: "I might choose to suppress these results and not expose them for the time being. Lao Tian, ​​after today's exhibition, I would rather think twice if I want to go abroad for exchanges."

Tian Yanzhen smiled and said confidently: "Ha, does he still need to go abroad to communicate? After today, the Artificial Intelligence Research Institute, which is being organized by our Yanbei Mathematics Research Center, is the Artificial Intelligence Technology Center in the Future World. If someone wants to communicate, they will come here. Lao Yao, what do you think?"

Academician Yao shook his mouth and found that he could not say anything objected to it.

Tian Yanzhen continued: "This position as the first president of the Artificial Intelligence Research Institute, Lao Yao, think about it, let me tell you clearly, this is not to help me, but to help the young man on the stage support it first. When the child grows up in a few years, you should almost quit and hand the dean over to him."

"I'll think about it." Yao Yuanzhi replied.

Tian Yanzhen nodded and said, "Well, think about it carefully. Think about it, the research institute has been established. I guess most of the first batch of master students should be the children from the Yao Class and the Zhi Class. When they come, you are here, and you are here too. Can you continue the relationship between master and apprentice again, right?"

Well, although taking the blame is indeed not a pleasant thing, it is still very comfortable to chat with people around you and look at the big guys of the same level who are confused and annoyed, and it is still very comfortable.

At least this wave is not too much of a loss!

...

"Ahem, I remember that those invited to the industry today are all seniors. Please be quiet. Thank you, because next I will introduce the composition of March and its purpose. If you continue to discuss this, it may delay lunch time."

Ning Wei had to speak again to grab the time. It was expected that one hour would be enough for this exhibition, but Ning Wei would be interrupted if he couldn't say a few words on the stage. Forty minutes have passed, but the planned process has not yet been halfway.

Fortunately, his words still have effect, and they are all called seniors, so they are naturally not easy to act as if they have never seen the world. The controversy can be temporarily put on hold, after all, they are still very eager to learn more about March.

"First of all, I hope to tell you the value of March in academic research. As you have just seen, March can review the manuscripts independently and conduct limited academic exchanges. It can also independently complete mathematical modeling and amplify it into the laboratory environment. If all laboratory instruments can open ports for it and allow it to obtain all parameter data of the instrument, then it can even perform digital simulation experiments perfectly."

"In addition to the mathematical abilities that March itself has, such as non-convex optimization, multi-dimensional differential geometric operations, etc., as well as the ability to simulate physical processes, mechanical processes, aerodynamic processes, etc., it makes it enough to become the most perfect intelligent assistant for scientific researchers, no doubt."
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