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Chapter 97: Brother Monkey is a scene man

"I'm fucking..."

Wang Li almost spurted out an old blood.

What a good guy, the dignified Monkey King Sun Wukong came to the mortal world and didn’t know what he had done. He was directly given more than 70 injections of tranquilizers. I’m afraid he would be a fool.

"Isn't the Great Sage the Indestructible Body of Vajra?"

The three brothers from Lion Tuoling have seen monkeys. They knew how powerful they were, so they couldn't help asking.

Zhang Laosan sighed, "He was the first to run down. He has enjoyed it for decades and there is no magic power. If he hadn't been born to raise immortals, he would have been gone long ago. He is now an ordinary person."

"Ordinary people?"

Wang Li was full of black lines: "Do you have any misunderstandings about ordinary people?"

I have heard of what tranquilizer is. Tyson will become Parkinson if he takes one shot of this thing. Who can withstand more than seventy injections?

It seems that the monkey has no magic power, but his physical strength is obviously comparable to that of his second brother, and it is definitely the martial arts ceiling among gods.

"So you came here to report good news to me?"

When Wang Li saw that Old Man Zhang was smiling and snot bubbles appeared, he couldn't help asking.

Sun Wukong is also a god after all, and he is the best-ranked dual cultivation of Buddhism and Taoism. He is a religious leader in Buddhism and a national-level cadre in Heaven. Now that he has been arrested by the armed police, this old man can even laugh.

Old Man Zhang said with a gloating look on his face: "You have to go and catch him."

"I? Take him?"

Wang Li said speechlessly: "How can I get it?"

"How do I know this... Anyway, all the gods who have fallen into the world are yours." Old Man Zhang spread his hands and looked like a scoundrel.

"What's the fuck me!!"

Wang Li picked up a bench and was about to smash it on Lao Zhang's head.

This immortal is simply shameless.

Seeing this, the three brothers from Shituling and Uncle Yu hurriedly stepped forward and held Wang Li down: "No, no, no, no, no... This is not a fight..."

"Don't stop me, let me blow his dog's head." Wang Li flew at Old Zhang Liang.

Looking at Wang Li, who was swaying in front of him, Lao Zhang slowly lit a cigarette, then sprayed a cigarette ring and said, "Instead of being in trouble with me, why not find a way to fish out Sun Wuzi, and he is locked up in the Public Security Bureau."

"What can I do?"

Wang Li was almost crying.

God knew what crime the monkey had committed, so he sent out the armed police to arrest him and even gave him more than seventy needles to calm him down.

Chang Wei, who destroyed the thirteen-member Qi family, wouldn't have such treatment either.

My own person is small and weak, how can I catch a suspect who has mobilized the armed police? Isn’t this nonsense?

At this time, Mr. Yu was still calm and thought for a while and asked, "What crime did the Great Sage commit?"

"What crime can he commit? That is, a thief sneaks around the door and picks the lock." Old Zhang waved his hand.

"Will a thief send out an armed police? Are you making trouble?" Wang Li was shocked.

As long as the thief is not a very large amount, there is basically no need to get into the bureau. It is usually thrown into the police station for two days and released it. Brother Monkey doesn't know what he stole. Could it be that he used the Dongfeng missile that was standing there as a golden cudgel? Otherwise, the thief would definitely not make such a big noise.

And when it comes to thieves and sneaking around to pick the lock, why did Old Man Zhang not hold his head down by the armed police to give dozens of tranquilizers? This old man likes to pick the lock. In order to prevent Old Man Zhang from changing the door locks of Wang Li’s family, he has not changed it to a new one.

Old Zhang smiled and said, "This monkey likes to show off. Nothing big can be done. In fact, he steals that little thing and is caught in a conviction. As a result, he steals it to the armed police force. He even violently resists the law."

"Stealing fruits...armed police force."

After hearing what Lao Zhang said, Wang Li and Uncle Yu looked at each other.

It turns out that the fruit thief who was caught today in the news was Sun Wukong... No wonder Dapeng said he looked a little familiar.

If you think about it carefully, what Old Man Zhang said is indeed what he said.

Brother Monkey's personality is a bit likely to make small things bigger. It is definitely nonsense to put more than 70 injections of tranquilizers on others, but it seems very reasonable to put them on monkeys.

He was sentenced to five hundred years in prison for stealing Tao'er... Why did he still fail to change his mind after repeated instructing him?

In the final analysis, neither the Heavenly Court nor the Public Security Bureau stole anything, but he was very arrogant when he stole things, and he openly violently resisted the law and provoked Tianwei, and did not sentence him to whom he was sentenced.

"It's really just stealing something, nothing else?" Wang Li asked Lao Zhang again.

There are different heavens on earth. Our country is law-based, and there is no ancient feudal royal power.

If it's okay if you just steal something, you must be convicted of stealing something. You won't turn a civil dispute into a criminal case just because the monkey despises anyone and says something crazy.

And after hearing the news, monkeys tend to have problems with their brains and are mentally ill, which is likely to be at most negligent behavior and will not be investigated too much.

When he comes out, he will get him a mental illness certificate and steal things in the future.

Now Wang Li is afraid that he will have other actions.

After all, this monkey had a criminal record when he raised the banner and rebelled openly.

"Hey... what else can he do? He has become a Buddha. You still think that he was ignorant when he was young." Lao Zhang smiled and said, "Everyone can grow up."

"That's easier." Wang Li felt relieved.

"Okay, I've brought the words, and it's time for me to leave."

Lao Zhang stood up, threw the cigarette butt anywhere (I really don’t have quality), and then reached his hand in front of Wang Li.

Wang Li also stretched out his hand and grabbed it.

"Bang!"

As a result, Old Man Zhang slapped Wang Li on the back of his hand.

Wang Li was angry: "What do you mean!"

"Who wants to shake hands with you?" said Old Man Zhang: "For your work, I will run here from afar to inform you. You have to express your feelings."

"Didn't you say you can't come to beg for food?" Wang Li said dissatisfied.

"Yes, I want money..." Old Man Zhang said: "I spent 100 yuan on a taxi."

"This is fifty, don't look for it." Wang Li took out fifty dollars and stuffed it into Old Man Zhang's hand.

NND, do you really think I'm reluctant to take a taxi? Just like this small place in Jiangbei, you can run around the city for one hundred yuan, and you can get more than fifty yuan.

"Just fifty...whether you were giving the beggar?"

Lao Zhang mumbled and left.

Wang Li turned his head and looked at the three brothers of Shituling and uncle Yu fell into deep thought.

It is definitely not possible to go to the Public Security Bureau to catch people Wang Li himself...

There are people who know Wang Li in the bureau who knows Wang Li's background and goes to catch monkeys rashly. Wang Li thinks that he may be left behind, so he has to find this person to pretend to be a monkey family member.

Uncle Yu, it definitely won’t work.

This old man with tattoos in society is obviously not a serious person, and the police uncle is not allowed to investigate.

Three brothers from Lion Camelling...

He was strangely shaped like Shamatt, a post-90s generation, and he was not very good at first sight. He was sent to the Fourth Hospital by a patient who was regarded as a monkey.

Taking Kui Mulang? He said it was a pet to pick up his owner... No, Wang Li might be treated as a patient if he did this.

Looking for gold? Saying gold is the son of a monkey? This is a bit outrageous...

The four kings? The four of them have been here for a short time and they will talk nonsense when they get in the bureau.

The key is that if the monkey really wants to go crazy, no one of the above candidates can hold him back.

After thinking about it, it seems that the only second brother is.

At the critical moment, the second brother still needs to take action.

But what is the positioning of the second brother and the monkey? The enemy?

If you remember correctly, Erlang Shen seemed to have burned the monkey's nest.
Chapter completed!
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