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Chapter 68 Gimmicks

"What you can help now is to contribute your meat."

Wang Li gritted his teeth and looked ferocious.

"Really."

Kui Mulang shouted, "I have a way to attract customers. If it doesn't work, you can roast me."

"oh?"

Hearing Kui Mulang's words, Wang Li let go of Kui Mulang's neck and said, "What are you doing?"

"hey-hey!"

Kui Mulang smiled and began to mock him again: "A person like you who is brainless will not even use resources for you."

"Forget it, I'd better kill you." Wang Li was furious.

"No..."

Kui Mulang hurriedly said, "Why no one comes? Isn't it just because the publicity is not in place?"

"Nonsense! Everyone can see it. The problem is how to promote it now. I want to distribute flyers without even a flyer." Wang Li said.

Cannons are not allowed.

The advertising leaflet has not been printed yet.

If you want to promote it, the way Wang Li could think of was to let the three kings of Shituling go to the street to distribute flyers, or stand at the door to shout.

Putting aside their personal image, they are still the king of all demons, and whether to go or not is still another concept.

Of course, there are so many barbecue cities now, even if the flyer is distributed, no one will necessarily come.

Anyway, what Wang Li hates the most is that he is stuck in a leaflet when walking on the street.

Is it a bit of a commercial at the TV station? It's just a barbecue restaurant... Is it a bit more luxurious to advertise at the TV station?

"It's outdated to send the flyer." Kui Mulang said: "It's better to let others do it yourself."

"Listen to your words is like listening to them." Wang Li rolled his eyes and said, "What's the use of saying these? The tutors who teach small bag companies are more useful than you. Everyone knows the big principles, how to do the specific practice?"

"Make a gimmick, establish a character, and absorb traffic!"

Kui Mulang said: "Now you must make a gimmick first, so that passers-by's eyes can take this place as the focus."

"Gam it?"

Wang Li touched his chin and said with all kinds of thoughts.

There are so many gods under my command, it is not difficult to draw a gimmick to attract the attention of passers-by.

Let Jinzi perform a lotus flower, let Dapeng fly around the barbecue courtyard twice, and let Uncle Yu perform a tower of rocks, these are all gimmicks...

But these are too fantasy.

Although it is easy to attract attention, it is also easy to expose the identity of a god. Then, the people from the research institute are attracted to grab gold and slice it.

Instead of doing this, it is better to let my second brother go to the door to dance a striptease.

This is a good idea, but the danger is a bit high.

If he was lucky enough to be beaten to death by his second brother, the police station should also warn Wang Li not to perform on the street, which would hinder traffic.

"Why don't you go and talk to your second brother? Let him wear underwear to attract customers at the door?" After thinking for a while, Wang Li said seriously to Kui Mulang.

"You can't think of a better way to commit suicide?" Kui Mulang's head was covered in black lines.

"nonsense!"

Wang Li said: "Do you let me go?"

Gold is not good either... minors.

Although Mr. Yu is full of muscles, older people are ashamed to be unable to play with this, so he can't let the old man go.

Wang Li was shocked.

If you ask your second brother to go to a striptease, you may be beaten to death. If you ask your old man to go, you will definitely die.

Kui Mulang: "..."

"Didn't you think you have a group of dogs under your command?" Kui Mulang couldn't stand Wang Li's imagination anymore.

He was afraid that Wang Li would not survive tonight, so he quickly expressed his thoughts.

"You asked a group of dogs to go to our door to perform hair removal?" Wang Li was shocked.

"Who said I'm going to remove my hair?" Kui Mulang was speechless. Why did this guy get involved with taking off his clothes? Could it be that if he doesn't take off, he will have no traffic?

"Would you let them block the road at the intersection?" Wang Li said.

"How can that be done!" Kui Mulang hurriedly said: "I will recruit dog-beating teams."

"Then what do you want?" Wang Li was puzzled.

"hey-hey."

Kui Mulang said: "If I can attract guests, you have to add meat to them tonight."

"If you can attract customers, I will not only add meat but also buy them snacks." Wang Li patted his chest.

There is a pile of snacks in Guo Xiaomei's store, which are almost expired. It is better to buy them as a reward for these dogs if you throw them away. This not only solves the backlog of goods, but also helps to clean up inventory, and can also provide benefits to employees. The amount of fertilizer and water does not flow to outsiders will beat more than one kill.

"One word is certain!"

Kui Mulang and Wang Li flicked their claws and then ran out of the yard.

At this time, the three brothers from the Lion Tuoling were also ready to roast Kui Mulang back. Seeing that Kui Mulang was let go, they asked Wang Li very dissatisfiedly, "Why did you get him away?"

The old man was also puzzled: "What are you talking to Dahuang?"

Wang Li said: "It's nothing, I'll ask him to help attract customers."

"He? What can he do? He can't even speak?"

Hearing Wang Li's words, everyone was full of doubts, especially the three brothers of Shituling, who were even more disbelief.

In the eyes of the three brothers of Shituling, although they are all gods, the essential difference between humans and animals is whether they can speak human words.

No matter what happens, the three brothers are all human-like, human-like, and human-related things. A small animal like Kui Mulang, who can't even speak, naturally becomes the lowest level of the contempt chain.

What's more, these three brothers are either large beasts, large birds of prey, golden eagles, elephants, African lions... Which one is not the national security level? The Environmental Supervision Bureau has made the Heaven like this to protect them...

What does the way of heaven mean to damage the excess and make up for the shortcomings? The Environmental Supervision Bureau was born to fight against the heavenly court according to the way of heaven.

As for Kui Mulang, the protection level of the wolf is naturally not as good as them. Moreover, Kui Mulang is a stray dog, so it would be nice not to be beaten to death. Except for those so-called dog lovers, who takes him seriously?

This is the class, and it has to be rolled up when you reach the animal world, and it is even more cruel.

The three brothers in Shituling looked like humans at least, and they couldn't bring customers to open. What can a stray dog ​​in Kuimulang do if he could do it?

"I don't know... let's take a look."

Wang Li was also unsure.

Everyone in the yard, look at me, look at you, and finally look at the door of the barbecue courtyard, looking forward to a miracle.

About twenty minutes later.

Kui Mulang is back, with all the stray dog ​​brigade behind him.

"Damn, what's the matter?"

The three brothers, Lion Camel, were shocked. Since returning to the world, they have never seen such a large group of animals.

Peng Lao San habitually slipped to the end.

Boss Qing took a step forward, spread his teeth and claws, protecting everyone behind him. This is the difference between the boss and the youngest.

"Is this Dahuang La's guest?"

The old man was so amused and crying.

Obviously, when he opened the door to do business, this was not the customer he wanted, but the old man still threw a skewer of meat to Kui Mulang. He thought this dog was too spiritual and could really understand human words.

Kui Mulang put the meat skewers aside and shouted loudly: "Everyone has them, set aside!"

With the order of Kui Mulang, seventy or eighty stray dogs lined up in four rows and sat neatly on the ground.

“Huh?”

The old man was stunned.

The next moment, Kui Mulang said: "According to what we trained just now, everyone walked in step."
Chapter completed!
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